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#4 - Exaskryz (04/27/2012) [-]
#195 to #4 - coonmix (04/28/2012) [-]
I once got run over by an ambulance. The very same vehicle that injured me took me to the hospital.
I once got run over by an ambulance. The very same vehicle that injured me took me to the hospital.
#6 to #4 - yoper (04/27/2012) [-]
..Aand in the end gets blown up with a bazooka by a ****** .
#9 - iaaron (04/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #9 - dracosjaws (04/27/2012) [-]
I laugh hard every tucking time.
User avatar #174 to #9 - bloodyspy (04/28/2012) [-]
Good thing that guy was there. If not, he would've chopped his thumbs off!
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#60 - uniquewittyname (04/28/2012) [-]
Scumbag medicine
#95 to #60 - SilentRaver (04/28/2012) [-]
Even if only ONE person among every single other person in the clinical trial exhibits a symptom, they have to include it as a possible side effect.
Even if only ONE person among every single other person in the clinical trial exhibits a symptom, they have to include it as a possible side effect.
User avatar #113 to #95 - daboomee (04/28/2012) [-]
why does that gif make me laugh so hard!?
#61 to #60 - kenleyP (04/28/2012) [-]
thats just another way of saying this medicine isnt gunna do ****
User avatar #63 to #61 - myrtille (04/28/2012) [-]
I'm gonna sound like a faggot, but it's because people are literally so stupid they'll get happy, and then kill themselves because they never want to get back to that unhappy place again. Or that's what my psychiatrist said. It's supposedly usually when people don't get proper mental treatment with the medication.
that always confused me too. :\
#154 - mikaelkid (04/28/2012) [-]
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#169 to #154 - jalthelas (04/28/2012) [-]
The relevance.
#180 - wonderkid (04/28/2012) [-]
same
#181 - UKDan (04/28/2012) [-]
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#102 to #72 - mexikaner (04/28/2012) [-]
i don't mind, DOCTOR WHO THREAD!!
i don't mind, DOCTOR WHO THREAD!!
#3 - mossant (04/27/2012) [-]
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#13 to #8 - anon (04/27/2012) [-]
And thats how a porn movie is made.
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#12 - HarvietheDinkle (04/27/2012) [-]
But really, OP...
But really, OP...
#35 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
First hand experience of this. Two weeks agoI go into hospital with severe pain caused by a cyst on my spine. Waited two hours in A&E till a doctor sees me. "Sorry we have no one to operate right now we'll keep you overnight you will be treated first thing in the morning. And you can't eat or drink."   
 Spend all night unable to sleep in too much pain, next morning placed on an iv drip, one nurse 			******		 up th first arm so had to have the cathiter in my other arm. The painkilers in the drip did nothing, thirsty and hungry, also tired from lack of sleep.    
 Don't go into surgery till 11:50 that night. =.= waited for a whole day just to have a simple operation being told every three hours you'll be next to go into the operating room.
First hand experience of this. Two weeks agoI go into hospital with severe pain caused by a cyst on my spine. Waited two hours in A&E till a doctor sees me. "Sorry we have no one to operate right now we'll keep you overnight you will be treated first thing in the morning. And you can't eat or drink."
Spend all night unable to sleep in too much pain, next morning placed on an iv drip, one nurse ****** up th first arm so had to have the cathiter in my other arm. The painkilers in the drip did nothing, thirsty and hungry, also tired from lack of sleep.
Don't go into surgery till 11:50 that night. =.= waited for a whole day just to have a simple operation being told every three hours you'll be next to go into the operating room.
#40 to #35 - deghy (04/28/2012) [-]
Wow that sucks sorry to hear you had a bad time, I just got out of the ER not too long ago but my experience was different I guess since i was in the Special Care Unit
User avatar #46 to #40 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
What for Bro? You allright?
User avatar #49 to #46 - deghy (04/28/2012) [-]
Uh well it was a a couple things, basically though, my vision had started to go one day and i went to get it checked out and the doctor was saying oh need to do some tests cause your eyes are getting squished from inside, then i saw like 4 other doctors in 3 days then i got admitted to the ER with 250/120 blood pressure and kidney failure. But im fine though im 18 so they want me to get a transplant in the next six months.
User avatar #54 to #49 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
Whoa damn. Sorry to hear that. *hugs*
#57 to #54 - deghy (04/28/2012) [-]
pshh I'm fine, the only part that sucks is I can't eat any sodium.
pshh I'm fine, the only part that sucks is I can't eat any sodium.
#66 to #57 - thatsmevictory (04/28/2012) [-]
Michelle Obama would be so proud...   
   
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Michelle Obama would be so proud...

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User avatar #58 to #57 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
guess that's not too bad. Lol at .gif
User avatar #68 to #54 - thatsmevictory (04/28/2012) [-]
I wanna hug too!!!
squealy
User avatar #210 to #68 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
Hugs for you too *hugs*
User avatar #36 to #35 - duggiefresh (04/28/2012) [-]
thats gotta be rough. thumb for caterpie.
#37 to #36 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
Thank you this pleases Metapod now ^w^
#42 to #37 - duggiefresh (04/28/2012) [-]
metapods happiness makes pikachu dance
metapods happiness makes pikachu dance
#50 to #42 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
Butterfree is impressed with dem moves. Aww bug types evolve so fast ^w^ So cuuuuuuuute
Butterfree is impressed with dem moves. Aww bug types evolve so fast ^w^ So cuuuuuuuute
#52 to #50 - duggiefresh (04/28/2012) [-]
I am a wood pecker...except with dirt.
I am a wood pecker...except with dirt.
#56 to #52 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
XD Watched the ed edd and eddy movie today too. So much lols.
#77 to #35 - ifiwasrich (04/28/2012) [-]
a cathiter goes up your dick to help you pee its a IV your thinking of. Sorry for the cyst.

User avatar #208 to #77 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
They called it a cathiter when I asked what it was. but I have no dick so that would be wierd <.<
User avatar #65 to #35 - myrtille (04/28/2012) [-]
I had something like that. It was a 16cm dermoid cyst on my left ovary over a year ago. Had to remove the entire ovary because it ******* ate it. I have a small cyst in my back that's floatin in spinal fluids. Doesn't hurt though. Cysts suck man. Thumb for you.
User avatar #209 to #65 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks. And ouchie, sorry to hear that, hope everything stays allright for you.
#45 to #35 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
When I had my appendicitis, the first nurse tried twice in my left arm and once in my right arm to get the IV in, and ended up getting someone else to do it. He did it his first try.
User avatar #48 to #45 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
Damn that sucks, hate when they screw up it hurts.
#38 to #35 - stratosrider (04/28/2012) [-]
Awww... that must have sucked ASS. I do wish ER's would be more expedient... Hope you're feeling better!


JESUS **** , Caterpie don't look at me like that!! :(
User avatar #39 to #38 - akumamika **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
yeah it did suck ass, since that is how low on my spine the cyst actually was. T^T Good news is I am recovering quickly the wound is now only half an inch deep and I can't feel it hurting anymore. Though that may be because Im on morphine everyday.
#44 to #39 - stratosrider (04/28/2012) [-]
Dem drugs. I was on Vicodin after my wisdom teeth were pulled out

<= mfw
User avatar #82 to #44 - meganinja (04/28/2012) [-]
I was given vicodin after i got mine taken out, but i didn't use them. I felt like a boss.

i just wanted to tell somebody
User avatar #69 to #44 - myrtille (04/28/2012) [-]
Oh man. I love dem drugs. I've had vicodin, vicoprofen, percocet, morphine...the morphine was a drip but whatevs.
Morphine makes me itch like ****
#158 - ragingbrony (04/28/2012) [-]
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#64 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
&gt;have pneumonia   
&gt;can't breathe   
&gt;go to emergency room, nurse tells me to sit down   
&gt;sit down, 6 hours later I get in   
&gt;i've stopped breathing at least 10 times in the past 6 hours   
&gt;mfw
>have pneumonia
>can't breathe
>go to emergency room, nurse tells me to sit down
>sit down, 6 hours later I get in
>i've stopped breathing at least 10 times in the past 6 hours
>mfw
User avatar #147 - teashi (04/28/2012) [-]
>Arrive at 2 PM doctors appointment 15 minutes early
>Wait in lobby for 30 minutes
>Brought to office
>Basics
>"Doctor will be right with you"
>Whole ******* hour later, *********** enters
>He is actually cool
>Hour wait worth it, he is hilarious
>Begins checking ears, hurts like ****
> *********** apparently can't be gentle
> ************ .jpeg
#183 to #147 - eggymatt (04/28/2012) [-]
TRUE DAT!
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#185 to #152 - lordlucifer ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Thats because you can't,
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#55 - albertjester ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
>be me
>fall and split upper and lower eyelid in half
>blood everywhere
>panic stations
>rush to hospital
>go up to receptionist while holding rapidly reddening cloth to eye
>demand to see a doctor with barley restrained panic
>okay, go take a seat over there.
>are you ******* kiding me?
User avatar #85 to #55 - mookiez (04/28/2012) [-]
But you should be lucky your're not blind. I got stabbed in the eye with a screwdriver. But the screwdriver was so bi it did not go through my eye.
User avatar #86 to #85 - mookiez (04/28/2012) [-]
Big*
User avatar #17 - ziggdatbass (04/27/2012) [-]
>Be fourteen
>riding bike
>not holding on to handle bars
>flips over bike
>handle bar goes 9cm into groin between leg and dick
>almost bust my major artery
>goes to hospital
>nurses say they'll have to get the doctor
>half a ******* hour later he comes
>says he needs to do surgery
>retarded mom didn't get me health insurance
>doctor says he has to transfer me hospitals
>half an hour later doctor says ambulance is ready
>get in ambulance
>taking forever
>fifteen minuets later get to the new hospital
>nurses look at wound and cringe
>says doctor will be with me soon
> ******* hour later
>says the wound is considered unclean because it's been so long
> ********************** .jpg
>says I'll have to clean it daily for the next two months
I hate ******* nurses now. True story
User avatar #27 to #17 - nrwlz (04/28/2012) [-]
Isn't it more the doctor's fault for taking so long?
User avatar #29 to #27 - ziggdatbass (04/28/2012) [-]
Perhaps...
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