Wrong number, bro.... Some random number texted me, asking for Brit, so I decided to play along for a while.. Brit? Heyy yea wutsup? g Ha back at the house. Wat
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Wrong number, bro...

Some random number texted me, asking for Brit, so I decided to play along for a while.

Brit?
Heyy yea wutsup? g
Ha back at the house.
Wat you doin?
Getting some coffee.
Long day lol _ g
Get monster lol there
t great
That stuff is bad for you
lol g
Aagh so r cigs. But **** it.
I busted u out on that
hickie hahaha
Cigs are different lo! aint
nothin bad about
somethinglike wrap my
lips around ;) g
Mmfmm i got sumthin...
t just sayin.
Haha o rly? g
Yea sure do!!! Bein
honest.
I' m so wet right now :P g
Damn wish i was there! =)
Ya its thunderstorming
everything is all wet E
Haha i could get u wetter
somewhere else.
Ooh boy your making me
hot.
y tryin
a lol I had to get out of
the rain and theres no air
conditioning. Its really
hot 3 E
Mam
Mam you thinkin of
somethin tasty? _ g
Yea really tasty and wet...
Mam yea baby... Like a
half pound wet burrito at
taco bell ;) I feel ya
Hahaha hilarious
Wut? Maybe I like the
feel of a warm half
pounder in my hand ;) g
Or somethin else? ;)
Oh ya? Lol like what? a
Igot somethin in mind..
I You already kno wat
Mmhmm how bout you
show me? a
How bout I send you a
pic instead a
I Thats sounds good...
Ur funny as hell...
Lol yea now how bout a
real pic :P g
I Yea how bout that.. =)
Your ****** killin me B...
****** crackin up..
Text me tomorrow if u
want to Brit. =)
No thanks. U got the
wrong number bro.
I **** you... Wow asshole
...

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#14 - tmntchris (04/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#133 - xathos (04/27/2012) [-]
You must have used a phone that looked like this
#17 - scorpionfrommk (04/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
his face during the whole conversation
his face during the whole conversation
#90 - Onewaystreetpark (04/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#29 - shadowrated (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#91 - puffypuffcorn (04/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#103 - derpadur (04/27/2012) [-]
I swear I have to use this twice per day around here.
#157 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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#99 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
gaaayyyyyyy

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#359 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Yellow dress bewbs **
This is my weapon for the zombie invasion.
#137 - equestrianswag (04/27/2012) [-]
>Be around 15 chillin in my room
>get a text from some guy asking where I was (must think I'm his girlfriend or something)
>tell him I have no idea what he's talking about and that he probably has the wrong number
> ****** won't stop texting, say I'm lying and to just tell him where I was
>just ignore him for the night and never get another from him again
>MFW I realized I wasted the perfect opportunity to **** with someone
#114 - kaiserjovan (04/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Holy **** I've found him.
#256 - Deception ONLINE (04/27/2012) [-]
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at What the fuck? ** hfw he realizes
#66 - calsamurai (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And all that time they didn't notice the picture on the right side, clearly showing their chat partner was a male.
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