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#740 to #116 - zionsype (04/27/2012) [-]
This image is so ******* stupid, the friend zone is not just when a girl won't have sex with you, you can be friends with a girl, the friend zone is when a guy is attracted to a girl but she just uses him like a play thing. For example, I used to have long hair and it would happen to me a lot, the girls weren't hanging out with me or being friendly, they we're just using me like a toy, as soon as they saw me they'd run up to me and pet my hair like "OMG ITS SO SOFT!", and giving me a nickname, pulling me around by the hood of my jacket like "HEY GUISE LOOK AT MY NEW PET! LOLOLOL!" and they would immediately flirt with every other guy they saw and have a new boyfriend every week.

Now I've learned to stop giving ***** and that doesn't happen anymore.
User avatar #786 to #740 - profarnsworth (04/27/2012) [-]
Guy i have no idea who taught you that but that is not the friend zone. That is just being a bitch. **** i used to have long hair too but whenever girls came up to me to touch it or whatever i would use it to my advantage and start talking to them. Your situation is that these girls don't even like you, they just like your hair. In all honesty your hair is getting friend zoned not you. You don't even talk to these girls so you have no right to say you got friend zoned. The friend zone is when you like a girl and 1 of 2 things happens.

The first is that you tell her you like her and she tells you that she doesn't feel that way about you but she wants to be friends (The original friend zone, not this ******** these children say today).

The second which is what most kids think today, is when you like a girl and you become friends with her and you do all these nice things for her, and omg im so nice to her she should love me, blah blah blah, but yet you don't have the balls to tell her how you feel. So one day you're hanging out with this girl and either she says omg you're such a good friend, or she starts flirting with other guys. The gist of the second one is that the people who are getting "friend zoned" don't even tell the girls how they feel or try to make a move, its their own damn fault for getting friend zoned. Most girls DO like a guy who is nice to them and **** but they are not going to make the first move.

Thats being friend zoned, you are just getting used my friend.
#793 to #786 - zionsype (04/27/2012) [-]
MFW I talked to them
MFW I made it clear I like them
MFW I told them multiple times to stop ******* with my hair
MFW I asked them out, all of them saying now because they saw me as a toy
Even if I didn't have long hair then, they still would have just used me like a play thing, THATS the true friendzone, not getting told she doesn't want to go out with you.
User avatar #819 to #793 - asgardian (04/27/2012) [-]
1. Play hard to get. When you say "I like you" she says "Oh cool, so do a million other guys." IMPLY that you like her but keep her guessing. Push/pull.

2. Have boundaries. It's ok to get (a little) angry. "Don't ******* touch my hair I'm serious." She'll respect you so much for not taking her ******** .

3. If a bitch calls you a toy you say " **** you, that's so disrespectful I can't even believe you said that to me. Don't you have some random douche of the week you should be sucking off."

Why are you even interested in these girls. Don't say it's anything beyond physical attraction because according to you
1. They're sluts
2. They're annoying and stupid
3. They're disrespectful.

There are plenty of beautiful ( ******* sexy as hell gorgeous) girls in the world. Don't settle for one with a ****** personality. Have standards. You'll feel SO good turning down women (when they deserve it.)




#823 to #819 - zionsype (04/27/2012) [-]
I did 1   
Did 2   
They didn't actually call me a toy, its just how they treated me   
   
   
I said many times this was a long time ago, making suggestions now won't change it, haven't talked to them in years
I did 1
Did 2
They didn't actually call me a toy, its just how they treated me


I said many times this was a long time ago, making suggestions now won't change it, haven't talked to them in years
User avatar #826 to #823 - asgardian (04/27/2012) [-]
1. You probably didn't do 1 correctly.

2. If they still messed with you after you made it clear not to then you stop hanging out with them. (Which you said you did so there's one thing you did right.)
User avatar #803 to #793 - profarnsworth (04/27/2012) [-]
1. You never said any of that so i had to assume you were one of the kids who complains about being put in the "Friend Zone" when they didn't have the balls to say anythign
2. Stop letting them see you as a toy, grow some ******* balls and one day just grab the one you like the most and either kiss her passionately in front of everyone (girls like that **** for some reason) or tell her your not a ******* toy.
3. You are the one letting them use you and see you like a play thing, like everyone else you are the one who puts yourself in that situation.
#817 to #803 - zionsype (04/27/2012) [-]
To 1. Your basically agreeing with me here   
To 2. Like I said, this was a long time ago. And seriously?Just randomly kiss her? That would just totally 						****					 anyone's life up since I was 13 at the time, she'd tell her parents, they'd talk to my parents, ect.    
To 3. I tried talking to them, asking them out, everything. Nothing changed their opinion that I was just a game.
To 1. Your basically agreeing with me here
To 2. Like I said, this was a long time ago. And seriously?Just randomly kiss her? That would just totally **** anyone's life up since I was 13 at the time, she'd tell her parents, they'd talk to my parents, ect.
To 3. I tried talking to them, asking them out, everything. Nothing changed their opinion that I was just a game.
User avatar #831 to #817 - asgardian (04/27/2012) [-]
You probably came off as really needy. If you're 13 then yea don't go for the kiss. Girls are immature and stupid at that age. At 17-infinite the random kiss is awesome. Even if she turns away and rejects you it's better than not trying and never knowing. How ******* old are you now anyways?
User avatar #828 to #817 - profarnsworth (04/27/2012) [-]
Well the only thing i can say is you were 13, **** like that never works out when you are 13. Plus the girls were probably 13 too so they more than likely did see you as a toy. I had a girlfriend when i was 13 looking back on it now it was the stupidest thing i ever did. Sure i still talk to the girl and she is one of my closest friends but i was 13 and i had no idea what a relationship really was. When your 13 having a girlfriend is just a title no one knows what it really means until they hit their mid 20's when they actually get really serious. All i can say is you made the smart choice by not giving a **** , relationships don't work out in most cases and aren't serious until you get older. Good luck to you man
User avatar #655 to #116 - iliketires (04/27/2012) [-]
But maybe most guys are NOT concerned with sex, but merely want a relationship? (Probably not the case for OP due to the context of his post, but you know what I mean)
User avatar #493 to #116 - TheWerepyreKing (04/27/2012) [-]
I don't really agree with this, saying that girls aren't machines doesn't disprove friend-zoning. It's irrelevant to say that.
Meh.
User avatar #476 to #116 - SeoYummy (04/27/2012) [-]
he'srightyouknow.jpg

Trick is to not be so forward, give yourself some space from her.
Don't text her all of the time and don't always be "cute." Gotta be playful, but serious.
Distance yourself some and I guarantee you'll find results.
#447 to #116 - sirmctree (04/27/2012) [-]
What if friend zoning was only a thing used by companies to sell merchandise?
User avatar #371 to #116 - jpmonkey (04/27/2012) [-]
that is very true but nothing about wanting to date someone or being really attracted to someone HAS to be about sex! it can be and it really is occasionally but its not always the reason someone is nice to a girl he is attracted to. the sadness from being friendzoned can be from the idea that you know you will never be able to call that girl yours, in a completely normal, platonic, non-sexual way.
#173 to #116 - yomommabinshoppin ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
In OP's defense, I have tried talking to a girl multiple times recently and all she does is barely acknowledge my existence, and this is the part where you say if she isn't interested then get over it, well it is never that easy, because girls that I like are really hard to come by, ones that talk to me and not just use me for answers on the homework/test, or come and complain about being hurt by their BFs, and then there's the girl that used to talk to me all the time and then for some reason just completely stopped, and since I have no idea how girls minds work, I am trying to accept the fact that she isn't interested, but you can't get over a girl that you have liked for 3 years at the drop of a hat.
#703 to #173 - likdisifucryevrtim (04/27/2012) [-]
i feel your pain. i've been liking this girl since the 6th grade and now i'm graduating high school with the same feelings for her. even though i haven't talked to her since 8th grade graduation, i still find it hard to get over her. :(
User avatar #325 to #173 - goodeyemight (04/26/2012) [-]
It's alot easier if you stop talking to her all together. Trust me.
#941 to #325 - yomommabinshoppin ONLINE (04/27/2012) [-]
Have you ever met one of those girls that you can't not talk to (double negative) yeah shes one of those
User avatar #121 to #116 - essaressa (04/26/2012) [-]
I wanna thumb you so hard.
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