Douche Candyman. . Gives away free candy to the mob of school kids But when the poorest kid in town walks in.... Perhaps a metaphor of cold, heartless businesses favoring those who are wealthy, while sucking the life out of those who have almost nothing? Willy wonka douchebag candy salesman
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User avatar #176 - mikepetru ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
Sorry, Charlie. Those other kids told me to put it on your tab.
#138 - thesmilyingdawg (04/26/2012) [-]
pic related
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#240 - blasthurrdurr (04/27/2012) [-]
**blasthurrdurr rolls 99**
#245 to #240 - androiddxx ONLINE (04/27/2012) [-]
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#53 - SemiAnon (04/26/2012) [-]
>post about candy
>Political debate in comments
#91 - imnotcool (04/26/2012) [-]
Gotta be careful goin home though....
Gotta be careful goin home though....
#112 to #91 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
dat moment when I read the names of the fighters
#56 - fuhardnamesucks (04/26/2012) [-]
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#114 to #56 - skatehead (04/26/2012) [-]
What the **** am I looking at!?
#6 - faithrider (04/26/2012) [-]
giving away candy huh?
giving away candy huh?
#144 - scatmanjosh (04/26/2012) [-]
<-- my reaction.
#157 to #144 - mexicansylar (04/26/2012) [-]
made me think of this guy.
#126 - fierydarkstorm (04/26/2012) [-]
**** man, after reading all the comments...

I just want a Wonka bar.

You can't sit there and tell that a candy bar with the name "Scrumdiddlyumptious Bar" can be anything but that.
User avatar #4 - funnyfox (04/26/2012) [-]
Perhaps a metaphor of cold, heartless businesses favoring those who are wealthy, while sucking the life out of those who have almost nothing?
User avatar #266 to #4 - ponieskilledmyacc (04/27/2012) [-]
It's called advertisement, cause the rich kids are going to come back and buy later on, but not the poor one. Sad, but that's called business. Hell, everyone have to find a way to feed their kids I guess.
#315 to #4 - anon (04/27/2012) [-]
Sounds like marriage.
User avatar #195 to #4 - theresaceltics (04/26/2012) [-]
are you my english teacher?
#10 to #4 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, let's just get rid of all businesses and kill every rich person and redistribute their wealth!!!

How dare those sick heartless ***** make more money that me!!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - jimthehellhog (04/26/2012) [-]
the issue isn't the money they make it is the special treatment they feel entitled to that is being discussed not the money
#54 to #10 - trojanmannn (04/26/2012) [-]
actual intelligent person on funnyjunk?
BLASPHEMY
User avatar #197 to #54 - psychoassassin (04/26/2012) [-]
*intelligent anon
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#316 to #232 - anon (04/27/2012) [-]
No. Blasphemy is accepting different beliefs of religious views. It barely exists now a days because of the freedom of religion.
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#246 to #10 - originalworks (04/27/2012) [-]
Yes, kill Bill Gates. The man who has already donated millions if not billions to charity's. The man who, when he dies, will donate EVERYTHING he has to charity and will hardly give any to his daughters because he wants them to learn the importance of a hard-earned dollar. Don't stereotype.
Yes, kill Bill Gates. The man who has already donated millions if not billions to charity's. The man who, when he dies, will donate EVERYTHING he has to charity and will hardly give any to his daughters because he wants them to learn the importance of a hard-earned dollar. Don't stereotype.
User avatar #268 to #246 - cudlefish (04/27/2012) [-]
This guy
#239 - MrOblivious (04/27/2012) [-]
I don't understand how people who own stores with candy can resist eating it.

If I owned a candy store or any store that has candy I would eat it all...
User avatar #249 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/27/2012) [-]
But who can take a sunrise and sprinkle it with dew?
User avatar #254 to #249 - Crusader (04/27/2012) [-]
Or a rainbow and fill it with pure imagination
User avatar #205 - kaiizel (04/26/2012) [-]
I always thought about this when I was little. It didn't make any sense to me, I thought the candy guy was a dick.
#230 - drunkasaurus (04/27/2012) [-]
I'm not the poor kid in school!
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#121 - fjmastermind (04/26/2012) [-]
**fjmastermind rolled a random image posted in comment #3833009 at FJ Pony Thread ** I hope to like this thing
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