Calling your.... Part 2?. Calling your laod Titanic, so it will say Titanic is syncing' Calling your dog Labrinth, so when it goes outside, you can say 'Labrint
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Calling your...

Part 2?

Calling your laod Titanic, so it will say
Titanic is syncing'
Calling your dog Labrinth, so when it
goes outside, you can say 'Labrinth,
come iny
Calling your kid Titanium, so when
someone asks their name, they say "
am Titanium!’
Calling your girlfriend Babe, because
she' s a pig.
Calling your vagina Leona Lewis,
because it keeps bleeding.
Calling your penis Mike Tyson,
because it breaks jaws.
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User avatar #2 - spidermanrapeskids (04/25/2012) [-]
My dog is called Meg so whenever she barks I can say "Shut up Meg"
User avatar #6 - hellsear (04/26/2012) [-]
I call my penis The Truth because girls usually can't handle the truth.
User avatar #7 - cRookie (04/26/2012) [-]
ASS.PENNIES!
#9 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
I call my penis Salim Kerkar because we are all Salim Kerkar. Also he never gets much play time and trips over the balls. Pic semi related.
#4 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
the ipod thing does not work iv tried it before
User avatar #1 - pepsismash (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My vagina's new name is Leona Lewis.
#5 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
My iPod is named the Titanic. So everytime I plug it in, it says "Syncing the Titanic." And yes, I know that's not how you spell sinking, and yes, I know that was posted in the content above. But let me relish in my cleverness, OKAY?! D:
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