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#81 - bnixisbest **User deleted account**
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(04/26/2012) [-]
#224 to #81 - jakols
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(04/26/2012) [-]
well...My hearing is gone, that's for sure
#194 to #81 - akumamika **User deleted account**
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(04/26/2012) [-]
shot my keyboard / track pad
#185 to #81 - ShadeMinus
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(04/26/2012) [-]
through my side
#181 to #81 - tinywerewolf
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(04/26/2012) [-]
shot my tv

#174 to #81 - shamefulhumor
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(04/26/2012) [-]
What a time to scratch my asshole
#167 to #81 - itzropey
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(04/26/2012) [-]
*playing borderlands while looking at FJ comments* **** now i gotta get a new controller
#152 to #81 - Xaftz
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(04/26/2012) [-]
the gun would be in my mouth and my brains would be no more...
#136 to #81 - corkinho
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(04/26/2012) [-]
i just blew up my cock :C
#132 to #81 - hudsen
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(04/26/2012) [-]
Right as I read this I went to scratch my head...
#131 to #81 - robotrone
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(04/26/2012) [-]
my neck would be a bit burnt and some skin would come off, but i'd live.
#128 to #81 - camerel ONLINE
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(04/26/2012) [-]
now i need to buy a new keyboard, and something to fix my desk
#127 to #81 - BeardOfJesus
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(04/26/2012) [-]
MY TV! ****, i just bought that.
#126 to #81 - anon
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(04/26/2012) [-]
Chose a bad time to scratch my balls with my left hand
#120 to #81 - thethread
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(04/26/2012) [-]
I was scratching my nuts...
#117 to #81 - damcfishfish
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(04/26/2012) [-]
Well ****....
#116 to #81 - elitetroll
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(04/26/2012) [-]
i just ******* blew off a chunk of my nose and probably a bit of my forehead skin..... Eh, coulda been worse
#113 to #81 - vicsix
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(04/26/2012) [-]
I just put a bullet through my brain. ****.
#109 to #81 - fagbagzag
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(04/26/2012) [-]
**** YOU. I read this assuming right and thought it would go right out the window then I realized it said left as I was scratching my nose....with that finger. How ****** up am I? Killshot to the face.
#110 to #109 - bnixisbest **User deleted account**
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(04/26/2012) [-]
I don't think blowing off your nose would kill you.
#114 to #110 - fagbagzag
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(04/26/2012) [-]
Except for the fact I was literally scratching my nose with my fingertip pointing towards the center of my brain.
#107 to #81 - goochmaster
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(04/26/2012) [-]
just went through the door. the Housing department can have that **** fixed in no time.
#106 to #81 - anarrowtotheknee
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(04/26/2012) [-]
just shot both of my legs..... well i guess its the wheel chair for me
#105 to #81 - schneidend
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(04/26/2012) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! Right in the moob!
#104 to #81 - serpens
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(04/26/2012) [-]
bed... meh i'm really unhappy about it but it could certainly be worse
#103 to #81 - twatmissile
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(04/26/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 01**
the bullet went through one of my cats and hit the other one- Double Kill.... ****
only dubs can bring them back to life
#102 to #81 - anon
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(04/26/2012) [-]
Through my cheek and out the top of my head the other side...damn...
#101 to #81 - anon
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(04/26/2012) [-]
i just killed my sister......   
   
   
   
   
thank you.......
i just killed my sister......




thank you.......
#100 to #81 - coolioplasm
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(04/26/2012) [-]
AAAGH, MY KNEE!
#147 to #100 - naruchu
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(04/26/2012) [-]
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#99 to #81 - naruchu
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(04/26/2012) [-]
My Dr. Pepper....Dammit!
#97 to #81 - darrelltwo
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(04/26/2012) [-]
my ******* chest
#94 to #81 - thelastprothean
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(04/26/2012) [-]
Well shoot. I took mine right in the face. Pic unrelated
#92 to #81 - warlockrichard
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(04/26/2012) [-]
shot a hole through my bedroom wall
there goes the property value
#95 to #92 - gizmobox **User deleted account**
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#91 to #81 - hourhero **User deleted account**
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#88 to #81 - jimothyjenkins
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(04/26/2012) [-]
shot through the heart


and you're to blame....


blah blah blah.. a bad name
#89 to #88 - bnixisbest **User deleted account**
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(04/26/2012) [-]
You give love
...A bad name
#192 to #89 - dannehj
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(04/26/2012) [-]
you give love a band aid!
#90 to #89 - jimothyjenkins
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(04/26/2012) [-]
i know..it wasnt relevant though.

excuse my while i die in my pool of blood
#86 to #81 - gavinchase
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(04/26/2012) [-]
God damnit I was scratching my head while reading this.
#85 to #81 - oedad
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(04/26/2012) [-]
Took one in the gut
#83 to #81 - galkawhm
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(04/26/2012) [-]
My computer isn't going to work with that hole in the middle of it...
#162 to #83 - anon
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(04/26/2012) [-]
umm im so ******... im never masterbaiting on fj again...... lololol