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#43 - drifterfamas ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
People used to say that I ate squirrels, ATE SQUIRRELS!!!
#2 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
I moved 2 Denmark 3 years ago, fell out of contact with my family and friends for about 7 months of that. One random day i get about 30 sumthing messeges on FB because a rumor was going around that i died in a house fire 4 months prior -.-
MFW
#246 to #2 - aznow (04/26/2012) [-]
At Denmarks most northern spot you can stand with a feet in one ocean and another feet in another ocean. Yes, it is that tiny.

Btw, Denmark is a country which is part of Scandinavia. In Denmark we are proud of our freedom of expression/speech, the Jante Law and the Muhammed drawings.
User avatar #255 to #246 - hoban (04/26/2012) [-]
Jante law from what i understand of this its basically "u r better then no1 else" am i right?
#257 to #255 - aznow (04/26/2012) [-]
You are right, ven :)
User avatar #258 to #257 - hoban (04/26/2012) [-]
Tak ^^
#259 to #258 - aznow (04/26/2012) [-]
Værsgo =D
#3 to #2 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
studying in Denmark?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
Nah not atm hoping to get to next year alot of things still being sorted out with my family back home which means i cant do anything long term yet -.- sucks but hopefully next year. U danish?
#5 to #4 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
Aw, that sucks. Yes I am. Studying at an international university right now
#211 to #5 - jeppem (04/26/2012) [-]
Wow, nice to see all these danes. Dane here too

MFW
#247 to #211 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
Tries to join a conversation





Gets ignored
#279 to #211 - hellothisisdog ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
This is a Dane, a Great one.
User avatar #6 to #5 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
nice man, the 1 in Copenhagen?
#7 to #6 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
Nope, in Herning. it's a part of Aarhus University
User avatar #8 to #7 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
Meh still alot closer 2 Copenhagen then me :P i live in Brøderslev( ****** place) next 2 Aalborg, how do u find the international uni? is it as good as if u where in a uni at home?


#9 to #8 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
I am a dane and the uni is here in Denmark, so I would still call it home :) But it's pretty cool. I think it is as good as any, though it is quite new
User avatar #10 to #9 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
Yeah i heard about them lately and thought it sounded like an awesome idea. its alot better then going 2 the danish courses up here where they teach u the name of seven different fruits and how 2 say "im a foreigner i dont speak danish" and then expect u 2 go in2 uni with a low lvl of danish 2 learn higher lvl subjects lol
#11 to #10 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty terrible. Danish is very hard to learn. My sister in law is from California, has been living with my brother for 3 years and one of them in Denmark and she hasn't still quite learned it yet.
User avatar #12 to #11 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
I struggle with it alot tbh mainly because i cant say "Ø" its hard 2 learn but if i could get a good course it would all be fine. But up here u are given the bare basic's and sent on ur way so its hard 2 grasp it all
#13 to #12 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
Rød grød med fløde, you've probably been asked to say that? don't sweat it, as long as you can understand what is being said :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
everytime i am winning and argument my girlfriend turns 2 be says that and says "if u say that i will admit ur right" this fills me with more rage then the power of 1000 suns -.-
#15 to #14 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
that's an unfair game she plays!
User avatar #16 to #15 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
And then she wonders why i do things 2 torment her. i have done everything from liking porn on her FB 2 setting spiders free in the bathroom while she showered -.- i have told her it will all stop if she stops that but she never learns
#17 to #16 - luxors (04/25/2012) [-]
Hahaha! sounds to me like a very loving relationship!
User avatar #18 to #17 - hoban (04/25/2012) [-]
Its............entertaining ill give it that lol
User avatar #288 to #10 - kaukasus (04/26/2012) [-]
Hey there are international(complete couses in english) bachelors and masters at Aalborg universerty, cph uni and aarhus uni, just in case you didn't know :)
if you need help, i love this site You need to login to view this link
Danish is terrible to learn!
User avatar #289 to #288 - hoban (04/26/2012) [-]
Holy **** 0.0 thanks that awesome info and yeah its hard enough but it sounds cool so its worth it :P
User avatar #293 to #289 - kaukasus (04/26/2012) [-]
you're welcome! if you want to use the site, you can off cause choose the headline "programmes in english".
and thank you for your compliment on our language
#294 to #7 - danielthedims (04/26/2012) [-]
Where the **** is Herning?!


<-pic related
#167 - iamrobbie (04/26/2012) [-]
>Be in 8th grade
>Have fear that your dick is small
>Go to school one day, gym class
>For some reason combined locker rooms
>hears a rumor going around that you have small dick
> Get pissed and yell "IS THIS SMALL TO YOU?" while pulling down pants
>Reveal little two inched monster
>All the girls in shock, look amazed
>Feels good.jpeg
>Retard kid gets exited, pulls his pants down
>9inches of man
>I start cumming uncontrollably
> Retard kid starts furiously cumming in unison
>Wake up, just a dream
>Cum all over my blanket, wall, and floor
>MFW I still have a tiny dick

User avatar #30 - monkeeballz (04/26/2012) [-]
People said I was black, even though my skin was clearly white
#83 - wedway (04/26/2012) [-]
One time in middle school I was wearing shorts and some annoying guy in my science class decided to tell everyone that my shorts were actually boxers and that I wasn't wearing any pants. about half of the students in that class were complete retards and actually believed him even though my shorts were clearly not boxers. mfw my dumb bitch teacher actually questioned me in front of the class as to whether or not I was wearing pants.
One time in middle school I was wearing shorts and some annoying guy in my science class decided to tell everyone that my shorts were actually boxers and that I wasn't wearing any pants. about half of the students in that class were complete retards and actually believed him even though my shorts were clearly not boxers. mfw my dumb bitch teacher actually questioned me in front of the class as to whether or not I was wearing pants.
#100 to #83 - PiMaker (04/26/2012) [-]
plus side to that is you could have shown up in boxers and nobody would have known
plus side to that is you could have shown up in boxers and nobody would have known
#36 - keenyboy (04/26/2012) [-]
Going out with a girl for about 10 months and getting a bit bored, she tells me she's pregnant. I think " **** !" but wtf I'll do the right thing. Things get a bit bad between us because it's goin nowhere. I find out from her friend she isn't pregnant and she lied cos she thought I was going to dump her. Not knowing that I know this she proceeds to tell everyone that I beat her up to get rid of the baby.....
<---MFW
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#244 to #242 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
win
#243 to #242 - Sammael (04/26/2012) [-]
Its ok, no one believes you are smart enough to count that high. ;)
#98 - waffies (04/26/2012) [-]
The meanest girl in my grade asked me out as a prank (i'd already gotten the headsup from one of my friends) so i turned her down (would have anyways) and she decided i was gay and told the whole school
User avatar #236 to #98 - wonderkid (04/26/2012) [-]
you could've played along and ****** her up as a counter attack
User avatar #332 to #236 - waffies (04/26/2012) [-]
I was tiny, silent, and mouselike at the time. I wouldn't have known HOW to go about counter attacking if i'd wanted to
#96 - intheasshole (04/26/2012) [-]
There was a rumor that was going around that I punch cows for fun, and people believed it...
#290 - mainstreamed (04/26/2012) [-]
**mainstreamed rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Human Centipede ** <--- dumbest rumor that has been spread about me
#169 - cmcghie (04/26/2012) [-]
Rumor in 4th grade went around that I liked to put hotdogs up my butt and fart them out.
#308 to #169 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a hot porn star did this

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#175 to #169 - iheartkony (04/26/2012) [-]
were you the one that was referred to as, "that weird kid" through out highschool? I'd imagine so.
#177 to #175 - cmcghie (04/26/2012) [-]
Nah. During High School I was more or less the kid contemplating the morbid future of our planet due to the stupidity I encountered on a regular basis in my classes. I save my strange for the internet.

Pic related, me during my 4 year sentence in High School.
User avatar #183 to #177 - toomas (04/26/2012) [-]
so then yes?
User avatar #184 to #183 - drunkasaurus (04/26/2012) [-]
lol, exactly what I was thinking
#101 - yojo (04/26/2012) [-]
Some ****** spread rumors around that I ****** a 12 year old girl and people believed it -_-
She was ten! ******* ten!
User avatar #292 to #101 - santay (04/26/2012) [-]
That was one of the funniest comments I've read in a while. Thumb for you.
User avatar #143 to #101 - DerpingBacon (04/26/2012) [-]
Laughed my ass off.
#85 - rubberpig (04/26/2012) [-]
Someone said I stay after school on Wednesday because I had sex with the school mascot.
Someone said I stay after school on Wednesday because I had sex with the school mascot.


#55 - numberonesob (04/26/2012) [-]
i was told that i cheated on my gf at the time with 7 guys 3 girls and a dog MFW my gf believed it
#50 - winners (04/26/2012) [-]
no one ever tells rumors about me
#75 to #50 - mitsutori (04/26/2012) [-]
awww :c
User avatar #91 to #50 - jasonthebomb (04/26/2012) [-]
Rumor is that the Asian construction worker has never been payed in gum.
User avatar #120 to #91 - ZenMacros (04/26/2012) [-]
I call ******** .
#179 - zhooker (04/26/2012) [-]
One girl was told that I was saying stuff about her and she kicked me in the balls so hard that I literally blacked out for I don't know how long and woke up surrounded by people staring at me as I writhed in pain.   
   
&gt;mfw the next day
One girl was told that I was saying stuff about her and she kicked me in the balls so hard that I literally blacked out for I don't know how long and woke up surrounded by people staring at me as I writhed in pain.

>mfw the next day
User avatar #235 - bananaananas (04/26/2012) [-]
when I was in 8th grade. a rumor whent around school saying I was jewish and had no foreskin..


there aren't any jewish people in my country.. at all..
#238 to #235 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
cough... cough
#281 - fjmastermind (04/26/2012) [-]
**fjmastermind rolled a random comment #1 posted by improbablyyourdad at Bubbles ** :
I bet he gets all the bitches.
People are saying this to me
User avatar #94 - Jovierik (04/26/2012) [-]
Someone said i made out with a hotdog
User avatar #24 - thefurie (04/25/2012) [-]
i heard i slept with a girl... in FIFTH grade
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