Karma'd. Made my week when I got that phone call. Public humiliation was a much better tool for revenge than beating him up or yelling at him.. Them 2 ltg That  my Friends are retarded You wonderful
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Karma'd. Made my week when I got that phone call. Public humiliation was a much better tool for revenge than beating him up or yelling at him.. Them 2 ltg That

Made my week when I got that phone call.
Public humiliation was a much better tool for revenge than beating him up or yelling at him.

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#2 - uniqueusernames (04/25/2012) [-]
"no officer, i don't know these people, and i have no idea how they got this number"
"no officer, i don't know these people, and i have no idea how they got this number"
#3 to #2 - anocheeanochee (04/25/2012) [-]
I told the cop to let them off the hook, but that I did want them punished, so I asked politely if they could pretend for a bit that I said I didn't know them.    
   
MFW he did.
I told the cop to let them off the hook, but that I did want them punished, so I asked politely if they could pretend for a bit that I said I didn't know them.

MFW he did.
#4 to #3 - uniqueusernames (04/25/2012) [-]
ah, good, clean fun.
#9 to #3 - trollgasm (04/26/2012) [-]
Good one
#60 to #3 - dalgaard (04/26/2012) [-]
YFW walking home after phonecall
YFW walking home after phonecall
User avatar #66 to #3 - DrGordon (04/26/2012) [-]
Why would you upload your story in the form of a status update?
#5 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
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And you respond...
#27 - steelplatypus (04/26/2012) [-]
> friend needs to do a psychology project where he does something in public and documents public reaction
>We decided to see how people would react to bike stealing (and threw in some humor just to make sure people wouldn't take it too seriously)
>He waits outside a mall with his bike
>I run up to him, beat him with a plastic ligthsaber, and "steal" the bike
>mfw I'm pedaling away at max speed with some random stranger screaming his lungs out and chasing after me
#65 to #27 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
You sir have made my night. I can now go to sleep knowing something hilarious has happened across the globe.
#80 to #27 - selectyour (04/26/2012) [-]
Holy **** . That's awesome. I can't stop laughing,
#32 to #27 - froggoddess (04/26/2012) [-]
>I run up to him, beat him with a plastic ligthsaber, and "steal" the bike    
   
You sir, just made my day (which has been very, very 			******		).
>I run up to him, beat him with a plastic ligthsaber, and "steal" the bike

You sir, just made my day (which has been very, very ****** ).
#38 to #32 - steelplatypus (04/26/2012) [-]
Happy to help!
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#7 - usernamecannotload (04/26/2012) [-]
YFW they call you
#63 - mylifeasacomic (04/26/2012) [-]
Come on be honest, when he said "steal my bike" you thought of one thing...
Come on be honest, when he said "steal my bike" you thought of one thing...
#67 to #63 - winniedawho (04/26/2012) [-]
oh you...
#52 - lolollo (04/26/2012) [-]
Your friends are kinda retarded. No, really, what's the payoff of this prank supposed to be? You're mildly irritated on the way home? I ride my bike with little use of the seat. If my roommate were to do that, it'd be no more of an inconvenience than the time he decided to "lock" me out of the room...despite both of us having a key.

"Dude, someone took my bike seat"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah..."
"Well that sucks!"
"Not really, I don't use the damn thing."
"LOL I have it right here!"
"...You are some kinda prank machine you know that."
"LOLOLOLOL"
"Now go put it back..."
HFW
#71 - Rukioish ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
mfw I tell the police I don't know them
mfw I tell the police I don't know them
#62 - gettinglolz (04/26/2012) [-]
What if they said it was a prank just because they got caught and they actually wanted to steal and sell it?
#54 - drunkasaurus (04/26/2012) [-]
**drunkasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #365 at One of my favourtite gifs ** my karma
#35 - wertyyytrew (04/26/2012) [-]
that moment when I'm famous on funnyjunk for being an idiot who steals bikeseats
#58 to #35 - randomwyrm (04/26/2012) [-]
******* idiots.

I should've been there to see your faces.
#39 to #35 - anocheeanochee (04/26/2012) [-]
HAHAAHHAHAH you were almost CRYING
#40 to #39 - wertyyytrew (04/26/2012) [-]
******** I was just kinda scared
#41 to #40 - simbles (04/26/2012) [-]
haha its funny cuz i wasn't tagged in the status but it was my idea anyways
#42 to #41 - wertyyytrew (04/26/2012) [-]
thats right it was this actually his idea
thats right it was this actually his idea
#45 to #42 - nuaden ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #56 to #40 - furyofthefallen (04/26/2012) [-]
That was you? Haha prove it. What's your name?
#73 to #56 - wertyyytrew (04/26/2012) [-]
well considering how the creator of this post commented on my comment about what happend I believ that that is proof enough
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#61 - jonaskjj (04/26/2012) [-]
***** stole my bike

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#10 - skuser (04/26/2012) [-]
God bless Karma
God bless Karma
#11 - Entertainment (04/26/2012) [-]
Your friends FW you said you didn't know them
#21 - weirddark ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
#30 - allamericandude (04/26/2012) [-]
Story time: I go to college at a large, respectable university in a medium-sized city. I use a bike to get around; ergo, I need a bike lock.

Just the other day I got out of class, went to my bike, and found THIS. Apparently some miserable queefpickle had tried--and failed--to cut my bike lock and steal my bike.

So, to that pathetic human being: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what happens when you go to the ******* Dollar Store to get your bolt cutters! Or safety scissors, whatever the guy used. But if you want to steal MY bike, you're going to have to put in more of an effort than that, you limp-dicked piece of **** !

(That's all assuming that the asshole who tried to steal my bike is an avid FunnyJunker who likes to read comments.)
User avatar #53 to #30 - drunkasaurus (04/26/2012) [-]
what am I looking at
User avatar #31 to #30 - anocheeanochee (04/26/2012) [-]
I use a solid metal U-lock. You need a ******* buzzsaw to crack that bitch open.
#51 to #31 - wovow (04/26/2012) [-]
I use a ****** bike, best security you can possibly get.
User avatar #34 to #31 - allamericandude (04/26/2012) [-]
Meh, I found those things just aren't versatile enough. They're useless if you want to lock your bike to anything wider than a modestly-sized lamp post, or a baby giraffe's neck.
#37 to #34 - anocheeanochee (04/26/2012) [-]
Man I hate it when the baby giraffe runs away.
#55 - osucwby (04/26/2012) [-]
Reminds me of high school. Two of my friends got caught trying to put my truck on cinder blocks. They were using the jack and blocks that were in the bed of my truck. My truck was 5 parking spaces from the door.
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