poor bastard. monkey see monkey do. He isn' t my boyfriend- but Hove his hugs, his smile, his advice, his love, his kindness, lithe times we laugh together. Igu
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poor bastard

monkey see monkey do

He isn' t my boyfriend- but Hove his hugs, his smile, his advice, his love, his kindness,
lithe times we laugh together. Iguess Hell in love with our friendship
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maximum level of rien zone, broke through the roof and kept going
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User avatar #13 - galahads (04/26/2012) [-]
What she really meant is: "He's the perfect guy except for one thing, he isn't hot enough" =D
User avatar #83 - JustForTheLulz (04/26/2012) [+] (13 replies)
I feel like I'm the last person who should be giving relationship advice as I've realized I'll never be in one myself, but nevertheless I feel like commenting.

I believe that what many of us experience and refer to as "The Friendzone" is actually extremely mislabeled, and should instead be called the "Nice-guys/girls-who-I-don't-want-to-date-but-also-don't-want-to-hurt-their-feel ings Zone." Because this site has mostly male users, it seems like women are the only ones who put people in this zone, when in reality both sexes do it constantly, and as much as it hurts to be the person who's shoved into this zone, it always feels more merciful an option than simply saying "No" as the person being asked to escalate the relationship.

Basically what I'm saying is this:

Nice guys - It may not be that the girl you're crazy about is too stupid to see that her perfect partner is right in front of her. The bittersweet reality may simply be that she doesn't want to date you, but cares enough about you as a person to try and protect your feelings at least a little bit. This certainly doesn't mean there's something drastically wrong with you, or her for that matter. She just sees you as maybe a friendly classmate, as you probably do to many, many girls you come in contact with daily.

One last thing; never "settle". Now I don't mean wait for the perfect girl, because she most likely doesn't exist. What I mean is, don't fall in love with being in love. If a girl you're really not attracted to asks you out, don't force the relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. If you're not attracted to them, it will probably hurt less to be honest about it rather than have them find out the relationship you two got into was completely fake after you inevitably break up. Of course, there's always the option to get to know the person if you're not sure how you feel, which I totally support.

#93 - twerlyir (04/26/2012) [-]
Friendzone? That would be nice.
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#22 - rottengrits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #90 - angelasian (04/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I first read that as "He isn't my boyfriend- but I love his lungs" 0_o
#27 - Daemmerung ONLINE (04/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Dear friendzoned fellows,
I know it is dire, but listen to me. It happens.

Now, I know, you're probably going, "Oh, great, another asshole who feels like giving advice. I bet he's never even had a real relationship." Well, if you thought that, you are correct, I am the KING of being friendzoned. So, listen up: Just because you are friendzoned doesn't mean you're not good enough. It could be a bunch of things, including:
-She is pining away for someone else
-She feels you know too much about her
-She just doesn't feel that kind of chemistry between you two
-She's a lesbian
-She's shallow, and you don't live up to her expectations
-She just feels too comfortable around you, and, doesn't want that to change.
-She likes you, but, doesn't convey it that well.

If there's one thing I can tell you to take away from this, it's this: It's not that you're not good enough, it's just that she doesn't feel that way about you, bro. So, what can we do about this, Tyler (Your name is now Tyler, by the way, internet.)? Well, there's honestly only a few options here:
-Continue to pine over her. Let your unrequited affection fuel your actions, become a stalker, end things in a murder-suicide, you Shakespeare-fan, you!
-Force yourself to get over your feelings, find another, better girl (I assure you, they exist. Somewhere.), but, continue being friends with this one, because, "alpha as **** " or not, going "I only was your friend because I wanted some" is all kinds of douchebag.
-Be alpha as **** , and go "I only was your friend because I wanted some."
-Admit your feelings for her. Maybe she has them too, but, thinks it's an unrequited situation, and therefore pretends they don't exist (Worst-Case Scenario: She stops being your friend, which means she was a bitch anyways.). What've you got to lose, Tyler?

Anywho, Tyler, I wish you the best of luck in your romantic endeavors!

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tl;dr Oh, look, Daem's being a faggot without being OP! :D
#108 - simbles (04/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#131 - jokervsbat (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
related
#1 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what if it is her brother?
#127 - heeeyyy (04/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> Liked a girl, things were great, slowly drifted apart
> found out a year later my backstabbing friend knew she liked me back, she didn't anymore
> the beta male I am, told her on Facebook my feelings. (we hadn't physically been around for a year) not asking her out or anything, just told her how I felt because I wanted closure, desperate to move on/
> she replied with "(:" then logged off.

> because of "(:" i've never been able to get over it, i'd have much preferred a " **** you never talk to me again" scenario, at least i'd be able to get over her

tl;dr want to move on, make things worse
#122 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i'm a girl and i've been friendzoned! :o
You just need to flirt like hell, look good and show your interested.. thats how I keep getting boyfriends why dont guys on here do that? >:/
User avatar #125 to #122 - Durricane **User deleted account** (04/26/2012) [-]
Because the ones who DO do that are probably in prison.
#94 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
lol what a homo
#57 - jplok (04/26/2012) [-]
Just walk around with a raging boner always. Works every time.
User avatar #76 - joestraightballa (04/26/2012) [-]
i strive for the friend zone. it makes it a lot less awkward when i say i want to be friends with benefits.
User avatar #78 - nukinzerambo (04/26/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg&feature=related

My theme song
yeah im friendzoned
but seriously, who needs a woman or man when you have yourself? A friend is awesome and a dog or cat sure, but You have yourself

#75 - letsragedude (04/26/2012) [-]
I think a moment of silence is necessary for this poor, poor bastard.
#48 - quickster (04/26/2012) [-]
I don't get it...
#44 - truce (04/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
OKay boys and girls, I just logged in to type this up, so **** down, shut the **** up, and listen.

The nice guy act DOESNT WORK. It gets you in the friendzone faster than you can blink. But on the flip side, the asshole card doesnt get you laid either. There is a very, VERY specific mix for each girl of these two that keeps you emotionally attractive while keeping them seeing you as someone they could date. If you learn to flirt, tease, and at the same time be nice and respectful, you'll have a whole lot few instances of the friendzone. The most important thing is, if youre interested in a girl, make sure they know you are. Otherwise they think you just want to be friends. I've tried to go to either extreme, and the girls that want the extremes arent worth it. Find a happy mix, and you get RELATIONSHIPS. If you just want sex, find a whore.

TL;DR: Learn to be emotionally attractive before you complain about the friendzone. nothing fits every girl out there.
#43 - spacefield (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
FJ Logic:
OP - I got friendzoned! Poor me!
FJ - Deal with it. She isn't required to like you like that.

Scenario 2:
OP - Quit complaining about being friendzoned. You are just being a bitch.
FJ - You are just butthurt because you get rejected!

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