Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Mayans. Thought people might like this quote by Neil Degrasse Tyson.. ELO! 2012 "' siita. Seriously, Mayas were gone long before spanish invation. Those were the Aztecas, read a book (or wikipedia) before talking! And lastly, no apocalypse or , it's  Neil Degrasse Ty mayans
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Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Mayans

Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Mayans. Thought people might like this quote by Neil Degrasse Tyson.. ELO! 2012 "' siita. Seriously, Mayas were gone long before spanish invation. Those were the Aztecas, read a book (or wikipedia) before talking! And lastly, no apocalypse or , it's

Thought people might like this quote by Neil Degrasse Tyson.

ELO! 2012 "' siita
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User avatar #1 - denonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
User avatar #8 - pmppmppmp ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
Seriously, Mayas were gone long before spanish invation. Those were the Aztecas, read a book (or wikipedia) before talking! And lastly, no apocalypse or **** , it's just the end of their calendar just as yours ends in dec/31.
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#80 to #74 - hadokendude (04/26/2012) [-]
The Mayan calender is more accurate than the Gregorian calender and doesn't need to add the extra day
User avatar #84 to #80 - aldheim (04/26/2012) [-]
We need the extra day because the day only lasts 23 hours 55 minutes, idiot.
We throw in the extra day once every four years just so we can round it off to 24.
#87 to #84 - hadokendude (04/26/2012) [-]
what I said was in response to xwilly as he stated that with leap years the supposed apocalypse should have happened already I was merely stating that the Mayan calendar is more accurate and shows the day as 23 hr 55 min rather than the Gregorian 24 hr
#89 to #87 - aldheim (04/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure the Mayans knew that.....
#92 to #89 - hadokendude (04/26/2012) [-]
obviously not going to win this so have a wonderful evening sir/madame and I'll be on my way also this entire maya doomsday is ******** anyway don't even know why I started anymore
#175 to #92 - aldheim (04/26/2012) [-]
Well after careful reconsideration, and, also, another telling me.... Okay, mostly the other person telling me, I realize we're both basically talking about the same thing and I misinterpreted the original comment.

As did many other FunnyJunkers, apparently.
So this was entirely my bad.
User avatar #150 to #84 - vepevellu (04/26/2012) [-]
Why on earth are you getting thumbs up, and hadoukendude is getting thumbed down. You are both saying the same things.
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#126 to #84 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#134 to #8 - tigerfresh (04/26/2012) [-]
Also, people try to cram the mayan calendar to match up with our roman calendar, plus having leap days also throws it off. but basically what im trying to say is that the day that was supposed to end the world happened a couple of months ago.
#127 to #8 - projectsceptre (04/26/2012) [-]
did you know that what the mayans predicted that will happen on dec 21 is true?? they predicted the alignment of the center of the galaxy aligning with the Earth and the Sun.

the only thing is, that happens every year. just thought you might be interested

my Source: Neil DeGrasse Tyson "Sexiest Astrophysicist on Earth"
User avatar #15 to #8 - aldheim (04/25/2012) [-]
Except that was the end of their calender overall, based on their religious beliefs that this world would end in order for the new one to be made.

Don't quote me on any of this, I read it on Wikipedia once like several months ago.
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#81 to #15 - mrsgttaters **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #148 to #81 - vepevellu (04/26/2012) [-]
Absolutely correct. Their cycle lasts 48 000 years. This is also the time taken for all the planets to be aligned.
User avatar #83 to #81 - aldheim (04/26/2012) [-]
I agree.
On December 22nd, I might actually watch the news for once.
#164 to #81 - stubbernaut (04/26/2012) [-]
btw, you know that because the Mayans didn't account for leap years, 2012 by their calendar happened quite a while ago...
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#25 to #15 - annoynymous (04/25/2012) [-]
The Mayans believed that time was cyclical, not linear. So they had cycles of like 374 years on their calendar. They don't believe in Apocalypse per se, only a radical change of some kind every 374 years, which happens to be at the end of 2012.
#28 - AlbertEinstein (04/26/2012) [-]
Someone never took a history course.
The Spanish invaded the Aztec.
The Mayans "mysteriously" vanished years before Spanish even entered Americas
#143 - pandadiablo (04/26/2012) [-]
Mayans didn't predict the end of the world, they just ran out of space on  their rock, so it just means its the end of a cycle. Technically, the last day should be a huge New Years Party.    
   
Why didn't they continue on another rock, you say? Well, why spend double the amount of effort  for extending a calendar far past the time anyone you'll ever know and love is already dead?
Mayans didn't predict the end of the world, they just ran out of space on their rock, so it just means its the end of a cycle. Technically, the last day should be a huge New Years Party.

Why didn't they continue on another rock, you say? Well, why spend double the amount of effort for extending a calendar far past the time anyone you'll ever know and love is already dead?
#186 to #143 - jsullivan (04/26/2012) [-]
they did spend time making another rock. It begins when the current one ends.
User avatar #151 to #143 - vladthewolfdemon (04/26/2012) [-]
i believe that cycle is called a pathogen if memory serves correct
User avatar #163 to #151 - Umbranaught (04/26/2012) [-]
Pathogen = Germs that cause illness.
User avatar #166 to #156 - gettinglolz (04/26/2012) [-]
On the internet no one knows you're a monkey
#99 - cullenatorguy (04/26/2012) [-]
It's time for history class bitches!   
They did see them coming, the ghost Quetzalcoatl was predicted to come around the time the Spanish showed up. Quetzalcoatl was described as being a white ghost from the east. When the Spanish came, their leader was thought to be the eastern ghost. The only difference is that Quetzalcoatl was supposed to bring good luck and riches to the Mayans, but instead death and destruction came about.
It's time for history class bitches!
They did see them coming, the ghost Quetzalcoatl was predicted to come around the time the Spanish showed up. Quetzalcoatl was described as being a white ghost from the east. When the Spanish came, their leader was thought to be the eastern ghost. The only difference is that Quetzalcoatl was supposed to bring good luck and riches to the Mayans, but instead death and destruction came about.
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#106 to #99 - hashy (04/26/2012) [-]
I tried reading your comment, but the gif...

#77 - TomHamilton (04/26/2012) [-]
Everyone knows the end of the world happens in 5.5/Apple/26 the day the sun expands
User avatar #107 to #77 - joshofsouls (04/26/2012) [-]
You know, that speech he gave about us worrying about not surviving, and not seeing the possibility of it happening, that gave me so much to think about.
#82 to #77 - krazzykidd ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
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#98 to #77 - commontroll ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
Oh god win.
Oh god win.
#76 - Coolinbny ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
Betcha they never predicted the Loch Ness Monsta either, did they?
User avatar #103 to #76 - angeljc (04/26/2012) [-]
guess they didnt have tree fiddy to give him...so he killed them all!!! >:D

#86 to #76 - jimothyjenkins (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #65 - MuffinMan (04/26/2012) [-]
The Mayans died out on their own hundreds of years before the Spanish came. The conquistadors wiped out the Aztec empire.
User avatar #100 to #65 - kauestud (04/26/2012) [-]
And the Aztecs did predict the white men coming, didnt know exactly that it was the Spanish.
#70 to #65 - comilon (04/26/2012) [-]
wiped out? really?
#193 to #149 - screwyouman (05/01/2012) [-]
They didn't kill the Mayans, the Spanish killed the Aztecs.
#145 - alfrebecht (04/26/2012) [-]
Yeah...
I'll just leave this here.
#159 to #145 - ExorArgus (04/26/2012) [-]
Its funny because they gave you a 30 day notice.
#160 to #145 - rototornik (04/26/2012) [-]
now as a gif
now as a gif
#122 - rrenierr (04/26/2012) [-]
Apocalypse?

better kill myself so I wont die
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User avatar #44 to #41 - Tehianman (04/26/2012) [-]
Thanks for that feel man, I forgot about that episode. Now Ill go cry.
#165 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
Watch out, we have a...:D
Watch out, we have a...:D
#162 - anon (04/26/2012) [-]
I thought the Mayan calendar's year 2012 had already technically come because it doesn't include leap years like the Roman that we use.
#64 - Attacknun (04/26/2012) [-]
Too bad all the Mayans were dead when the Spanish got there...
#2 - xluna (04/25/2012) [-]
hah i'm mexican not spanish
User avatar #4 to #2 - hazardman (04/25/2012) [-]
That means your ancestors were raped by the spanish...
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