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#795 - harmonicanarchy ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
a few things to say.. iv been a satanist for a couple years now and this is truly amazing.. i get isolated and hated by people for it and this only supports what iv been saying for years thank you... and 2... dark knight?<<
a few things to say.. iv been a satanist for a couple years now and this is truly amazing.. i get isolated and hated by people for it and this only supports what iv been saying for years thank you... and 2... dark knight?<<
#822 to #795 - sandnigglets (04/26/2012) [-]
LOL i used to be a satanist too, after reading the bible so many times i dont understand why people preferred gods side even though he killed,plagued, and enforced people as his slaves by fear, but good ol morning star lucifer offers people what they want and accepts those unwanted children god didnt feel were buttkissing him enough to get in heaven
LOGIC
#832 to #822 - weedsmokinggod (04/26/2012) [-]
I read that Lucifer and Satan are not the same person. So, I'm confused.
User avatar #874 to #832 - sandnigglets (04/26/2012) [-]
well it goes like this, story varies from where you heard it/ book etc. .(so dont rage religfags)
so long time ago, there was this guy named god, he took some mud and created hoomans, and he told all his angels to bow to these mud beings, one of the angels was like 'nah i aint bowing down to no mud ******* "
and then god was all like ' **** yo shiiiiiiiit' and he banished that angel from heaven(what a dick)
that angel was luciferthemorningstar.jpg, aka satan
User avatar #828 to #822 - sandnigglets (04/26/2012) [-]
but then i realized any religion was pretty pointless. .lol
#810 to #795 - sampsonite (04/26/2012) [-]
It's okay man, the 8th grade can be tough!
#805 to #795 - thedarklugia (04/26/2012) [-]
Sounds like the middles schoolers these days are toto pricks.
#799 to #795 - allcontent (04/26/2012) [-]
i cant stop laughing.
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