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#43 - crookedtree (04/25/2012) [-]
please explain
User avatar #47 to #43 - Shramin (04/25/2012) [-]
Birds lay eggs to get babies
bird **** on persons car
person eats birds baby by eating egg.
#50 to #47 - crookedtree (04/25/2012) [-]
people eat chicken eggs
when is the last time you saw a chicken just jump up on your car and pinch off a loaf
#109 to #50 - alexsdjfg (04/25/2012) [-]
Finally have a reason to use this.
Finally have a reason to use this.
User avatar #54 to #50 - Shramin (04/25/2012) [-]
Chickens are birds no?
#64 to #54 - doodthedud (04/25/2012) [-]
"Haha! Joke's on you, random white guy that shot at me! I just ate a baby ape from an animal shelter nearby! Disregard the fact that you are not really that closely related, and that this particular animal's young was extremely easy to obtain, whilst I will probably never see yours!"
#60 to #54 - crookedtree (04/25/2012) [-]
but why would a bird that ***** on your car (probably a cardinal or a titmouse)ever care if you ate a chicken unfertilized egg
two different species
that's like saying i care that humans eat cows
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#83 to #62 - devout feminist (04/25/2012) [-]
i had to put on the song just because that gif is that bad without the song
User avatar #61 to #60 - Shramin (04/25/2012) [-]
The bird won't care, but it makes the guy feel better about himself.
You are over thinking this
#65 to #61 - crookedtree (04/25/2012) [-]
you my good sir are under thinking this   
the guy is trying to scare the bird into not pooping on his car anymore   
witch would not work because titmouse=indifferent to man eating chicken egg
you my good sir are under thinking this
the guy is trying to scare the bird into not pooping on his car anymore
witch would not work because titmouse=indifferent to man eating chicken egg
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