Avengers vs Justice League. avengers would win 60% of the time all the time. just saiyan.... FACE IT. Justice League. They've got Batman. Need I say more? avengers JLA


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#98 - bradical (04/23/2012) [-]
I wanna see Ironman and Batman have a fight! Though I get the feeling it wouldn't really be a fight.... They would most likely just talk about how rich and awesome they are and then brofist.
User avatar #321 to #98 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
no, the reason it wouldn't be a fight is because Iron has Batman locked down like a bitch. If he EVER grabbed him, for even just a second or two, he could lift him right off the ground and just ******* throw him as far as he possibly can. And don't give me any of that "that's only if he can grab him" ******** , Batman is a normal human being with normal human being top speeds and reflexes, Whereas Iron can outrun a ******* fighter jet. You need to be nimble as **** to dodge that. If Batman wants to pull out his little grappling hook, I say let him, that just gives Iron man a chance to grab him again, and this time smash him into a ******* brick wall, crushing his bones and organs with the force of a speeding school bus.

And honestly, what is Batman going to do against titanium armor? What's he gonna do, punch him? throw a "Bat grenade"? Maybe he can throw those little bat blade throwing things at him, which will bounce off harmlessly. That armor took ******* machine gun fire like the bullets were made of cotton, and that was in the PROTOTYPE stage.

What else needs to be said? Batman goes and blows his fortune on a car and some neat gadgets, whereas Iron Man makes the smart investment and ENCASES himself in gadgets, forming a kickass and virtually impenetrable suit of armor.
#508 to #321 - anon (04/24/2012) [-]
No. Batman would win.
#92 - DrGordon (04/23/2012) [-]
This guy could take on all of them
User avatar #367 to #92 - joffen (04/23/2012) [-]
OP like in over powered, not faggot
User avatar #643 to #367 - DrGordon (04/24/2012) [-]
He's a god of course he's overpowered, but still awesome
#43 - fartfacetheclown (04/23/2012) [-]
this has happened. twice.
#679 to #43 - anon (12/28/2014) [-]
you never see black bolt in these things.
#52 to #43 - anon (04/23/2012) [-]
How is the green lantern stopping a yellow beam?
User avatar #84 to #52 - holycrapimacupcake (04/23/2012) [-]
Because his ring is only powerless against an actual beam on fear. That is simple a repulsor blast.
#261 to #84 - anon (04/23/2012) [-]
He's weak against wood and anything colored yellow
User avatar #421 to #261 - holycrapimacupcake (04/23/2012) [-]
But then he's facing someone in another Universe. The rules may not apply.
#258 - mcderfenschmirt (04/23/2012) [-]
I'm the biggest Marvel fan I know but Batman always wins.
Refer to picture for explanation.
#2 - mariovssonic (04/23/2012) [-]
Justice League. They've got Batman. Need I say more?
User avatar #41 to #2 - mynameismoses (04/23/2012) [-]
i think its funny that my friend tries to say batman is stupid because he isnt really at all because he beat superman with a kryptonite gloves and his favourite comicbooks are the spiderman comics with the symbiotes cause he thinks theyre indestrucible -.-
User avatar #358 to #41 - hobocow (04/23/2012) [-]
The lack of comas, or periods, in this sentance is strongly disturbing me.
User avatar #372 to #358 - egor (04/23/2012) [-]
agree *sentence* btw just lettin u know
#520 to #2 - xxinsanemorrahxx (04/24/2012) [-]
Avengers got Thor with his hammer Mjölnir, so game over for batman.
User avatar #145 to #2 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
The hulk would just rip him in two :)
#172 to #145 - mariovssonic (04/23/2012) [-]
Batman never loses, dude.
User avatar #177 to #172 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]
the hulk can't die but hes dumb...
#180 to #177 - mariovssonic (04/23/2012) [-]
Therefore, Batman could easily outwit him.
User avatar #186 to #180 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account** (04/23/2012) [-]

#557 to #172 - yomommabinshoppin (04/24/2012) [-]
The only people I like from DC are Batman, Superman, and the black Green Lantern,and maybe superwoman if shes hot, but other than that, Marvel has X-Men, your argument is invalid
User avatar #528 to #172 - xXthabeastXx (04/24/2012) [-]
He's died before in the comics.

User avatar #14 to #2 - itachijebest (04/23/2012) [-]
nightwings fighting abilities says "trained by batman" that's like if doctor was "trained by house"
User avatar #486 to #14 - samorris (04/23/2012) [-]
Wasn't Nightwing Superman? Going all vigilante with Jimmy Olsen at Kandor?
#616 to #486 - memeticman (04/24/2012) [-]
Superman became the Batmanesque Hero Nightwing during a Visit to the Bottled Kryptonian City of Kandor, Jimmy Olsen was his Sidekick: Flamebird. The Mantle was then Taken up by his Second Cousin from Kandor, Van-Zee. Dick Grayson became the Third Nightwing later on. However, this all Occurred during the Silver Age, and the Events were Erased from Existence after "Crisis on Infinite Earths."
User avatar #619 to #616 - samorris (04/24/2012) [-]
Well thank you! At least I know I wasn't entirely wrong now, thumb for you sir.
#633 to #619 - memeticman (04/24/2012) [-]
No, just the Opposite. You were Entirely Correct. It's Just not Common Knowledge to People who haven't read Silver age Comic Books. I Was Surprised that you Actually Knew about that.
User avatar #547 to #486 - samorris (04/24/2012) [-]
Oh yeah FunnyJunk cool move, when I try to learn something by asking a question you give me red thumbs and THEN complain how the hell are people this stupid. While you DON'T.DO. **** . About it.

**** you.
#284 - mynameisjimmy (04/23/2012) [-]
And then you add these guys and the universe implodes.
And then you add these guys and the universe implodes.
User avatar #331 to #284 - Kabutops (04/23/2012) [-]
nope batman still wins
#266 - stolkenator (04/23/2012) [-]
I'm still waiting for Marvel VS DC VS Capcom VS Mortal Kombat.
User avatar #280 to #266 - sherlockbatman (04/23/2012) [-]
...vs dragonball z vs tnk vs tekken
#268 to #266 - westonbeast (04/23/2012) [-]
I would cum all over my screen.
#477 - poontanglife (04/23/2012) [-]
Uh this is fun, an excuse to being nerdy

If its the above version of Avengers and Justice League;

Avengers -
Thor, Savage Hulk, Steve Rogers (Cap America), Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Vision, Tony Stark (Iron Man), Carol Danvers (Ms. Marvel)

Justice League -
Kal-El (Superman), Diana Prince (Wonder Woman), J'onn J'onzz (Martian Manhunter), Kyle Raynor (Green Lantern), Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) Billy Batson (Captain Marvel)
Bruce Wayne (Batman)

And if we keep the battles like the one above.

Batman vs Captain America:
If this is a head to head battle with no preb time, Captain American takes it after a tough battle. Batman is one of DC's greatest martial artist but Captain America is better, he is the ultimate a human being can get psysically.
If Batman had preb time he would take this, but heck if he had prep time he would take all, he is the smartest man on Earth after all.

Green Lantern vs Iron Man
Thats a no brainer, its earth greatest weapon vs the greatest weapon in the universe. Iron Man have nothing in his arsenal that could stop a veteran Green Lantern especially not one as strong as Kyle.

Wonder Woman vs Ms. Marvel
Wonder Woman takes this, she have before deflected bigger energy blasts than what Ms. Marvel can produce. Wonder Woman is stronger, faster and more durable.

I continue this one -
#496 to #477 - anon (04/23/2012) [-]
I disagree with the first one, I think Batman would still be able to defeat the Capt.
#503 to #496 - poontanglife (04/23/2012) [-]
Us Batman fans love it when Bruce is out kicking ass. But his real super power is his mind, he have blackmailed gods, won over Superman (with his smarts) and have been described by demi-gods, galaxy warlords and Superman himself that Batman as a mere human is one of the most dangerous individuals one could face.

He is arguably in the top 10 of best martial artists in comics, but he is still human and have his limitations as a man, Captain America is not as smart and thus not as dangerous as Batman, but he is a better fighter and those limitations Bruce have, Steve doesnt.
User avatar #551 to #477 - dir (04/24/2012) [-]
you forgot the name Bruce Banner
#559 to #551 - poontanglife (04/24/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah i actually thought about that, but i thought that since technically the Hulk is a different personality and work independently from Banner (in Savage that is) it would be a mooh point to add him, since they are not really the same character... only in body they are.
User avatar #680 to #477 - articvibe (12/28/2014) [-]
Correct bat man is smart enough to asses caps strength and do everything in his power not to fight the man until he has suitably prepared a plan to take him down. Not allowing batman (the worlds greatest detective) time to plan would be akin to taking away caps shield.
#478 to #477 - poontanglife (04/23/2012) [-]
Thor vs Captain Marvel
Thor wins over Superman purely due to the magic that fuels him, psysically Superman is more impressive... but against an opponent as strong, fast and durable as Superman but also strong against magic - Captain Marvel takes this.

Vision vs Martian Manhunter
Martian Manhunter is arguably the most dangerous JL member, he is psysically as powerful as Superman, but also controls shapeshifting, Intangibility, Invisibility, Telepathy, Psionic Blast and more. Vision controls similair power, but due to MM much more powerful psysicality he pwns and wins.

Continue -
#504 to #478 - anon (04/24/2012) [-]
Captain Marvel beating Thor is arguable though, if you say ''Capt Marvel is also strong against magic'' it's the same thing the other way around.

#510 to #504 - poontanglife (04/24/2012) [-]
Sure... That battle is not as one sided as some of the others.
But Captain Marvels psysical feats are better than Thors, and if Thors magic isnt the winning factor and niether is Billys then it comes down to who hits hardest, and that goes to Captain Marvel.
#487 to #477 - poontanglife (04/23/2012) [-]
Hulk vs Superman
Well this is all a question of how long Superman wants to fight Hulk... if they fought for lets say a week, Hulk would most likely grew so much in strength that Superman would lose.
However when they first meet, Hulk is rather weak, and Superman is faster than lightspeed, lifting quintillions of tons and durable as all hell.
He speed blitz Hulk before he can say ''Hulk smash''

Hawkeye VS Green Lantern
Well if this is the normal incarnation of Hawkeye and not his Ultimate version who is superhuman, then i give it to the original sharpshooter of comics, the man who have a nuclear arrow and is in modern comics on pair with Batman in hand to hand - Green Arrow. Clint have before lost to Nick Fury in hand to hand, which severly makes him a lesser h2h than Ollie...

Now im not saying that the Avengers cant take the JL in another outcome and with another tactic.. but if these are the battles JL stomps.
#523 to #487 - poontanglife (04/24/2012) [-]
**Green Arrow****
#234 - xstrangebrewx (04/23/2012) [-]
MFW they have already made a cross-over.
MFW they have already made a cross-over.
#117 - anon (04/23/2012) [-]
Justice League alredy won they have batman
Justice League alredy won they have batman
User avatar #169 to #117 - sinclare (04/23/2012) [-]
Egg ******* zactly
#592 - vedopunky (04/24/2012) [-]
Oh so much nerd rage guys i love both sides DC always has a good story and marvel has more worldly story I'm not saying superman isn't strong partially the only reason i see DC winning is because they have so many heroes that might as well be gods yes marvel has Thor and the warriors tree but they still have major weakness DC has Superman, Capitan Marvel, wonder woman(who killed the carnation of Aries), Green lantern i could go on but i think you guys see my point but Deadpool will forever be my Favorite "hero"
User avatar #636 to #592 - jdsalenger (04/24/2012) [-]
One Superman's weakness is magic and enchanted weapons. Dr. Strange, Thor, and the cosmic cube could beat him.
#620 to #592 - memepool (04/24/2012) [-]
i'd love to see superman beat this
i'd love to see superman beat this
User avatar #669 to #620 - vedopunky (04/24/2012) [-]
Yeah thats true about magic and Tony (iron man) could use his Asgardian Steel suit but I'm saying it ends the same way they realize oh you're a good guy I'm a good guy lets kick some intergalactic ass and deadpool is one of the hardest to kill he is practically immortal he can re grow limbs and he is damn sexy as gif above shows
#376 - beelzerefresh (04/23/2012) [-]
Theres only room in this world for one savior
User avatar #430 to #376 - Loppytaffy (04/23/2012) [-]
Good luck, Superman is not human.
User avatar #322 - I Am Monkey (04/23/2012) [-]
I just can't get into anything involving Superman.
It's like when you used to play super heroes as a kid and there had to be that one kid that insisted that he gets to have all the powers. That's superman. He even took the really crappy ones like "bulletproof eyeballs" and "detachable cellophane logo".
#635 to #322 - benjaminbutton (04/24/2012) [-]
You know I'm glad you mentioned that. I was ok with most of the superpowers in there. they through in the cellophane logo and let me tell you, I was most definitely rustled. Way to OP.
User avatar #6 - thecratcher (04/23/2012) [-]
Justice League have the most powerful hero; The Flash. He's faster than Superman, his infinite mass punch could even kill the Hulk (Or at the very least knock him unconscious), he's also pretty damn funny.
User avatar #8 to #6 - obliquezombie (04/23/2012) [-]
Most people seem to forget that Flash isn't just a dude who can run really fast.

Really puts it into perspective when science gets involved.
User avatar #19 to #8 - thecratcher (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank YOU! Finally someone who gets it!
#10 to #6 - anon (04/23/2012) [-]
you forgot about sentry who rivals even superman in power (btw he is an avenger)
he has Superhuman strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes, senses, and durability
Energy projection and manipulation
Matter manipulation
Mental projection
User avatar #17 to #10 - thecratcher (04/23/2012) [-]
The Flash can have basically any power he wants through the Speed Force. He can fly, heal wounds ten times faster than Wolverine, duplicate, walk through walls, and perhaps the most important; steal other things movement and kinetic energy, for example, say he and Superman/any other hero/villain would race, The Flash would just steal their movement using it to accelerate himself while leaving the other completely immobilized. If he wanted to he could take the movement from your lungs/heart, thus killing you. He can stop the blood in your veins!

Add to this his ability to time travel and move faster than any other living being and he is unstoppable.
#21 to #17 - thegamegestapo (04/23/2012) [-]
When this guy is losing he just jumps through time and changes the game.

Thinking about killing him? Not if you like your timestream the way it is cause if you do there's now way of telling what events are rearranged. Even the Avengers get nervous when Kang is in town.
User avatar #25 to #21 - thecratcher (04/23/2012) [-]

The Flash uses his Speed Steal to shut down Kang's brain and heart, then he uses the speed he got from the Speed Steal to overcharge his Infinite Mass Punch and hit Kang with enough power to completely disintegrate him.
User avatar #27 to #25 - thegamegestapo (04/23/2012) [-]
Good plan. Shame it could be one of literally infinite variations of Kang, any of which may have caused or prevented a universe wide effect that would alter the chain of events that led to the fight in the first place. Kang is just to damn complicated to take on. Plus he took on Quicksilver more than once without blinking.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thecratcher (04/23/2012) [-]
He must have some weakness?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegamegestapo (04/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, he's an arrogant so-and-so, that's more or less the only way the Avengers could beat him
User avatar #30 to #29 - thecratcher (04/23/2012) [-]
So they... ... ...Insulted him?
User avatar #176 to #30 - thegamegestapo (04/23/2012) [-]
He gets cocky and they find a way to outsmart him in the traditional comic fashion or in the case of The Young Avengers a younger version of him turns up and stabs him through the chest with a sword
User avatar #22 to #21 - thecratcher (04/23/2012) [-]
I was actually not aware of Kang :/
#24 to #22 - thegamegestapo (04/23/2012) [-]
Probably just forgot his last invasion.Time travel man... not even Stark gets it...
Probably just forgot his last invasion.Time travel man... not even Stark gets it...
User avatar #44 to #10 - mcstorms (04/23/2012) [-]
Thor killed him though
#428 - metajunky (04/23/2012) [-]
forgot one
#492 to #428 - anon (04/23/2012) [-]
How did deadpool have three arms and legs?
#534 to #492 - NinjaCobra (04/24/2012) [-]
His power is he just grows his **** right back when it gets cut off...
#449 to #428 - aquareefer (04/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #319 - supamonkey (04/23/2012) [-]
Batman > Captain America [he's ******* batman, come on!]
Green Lantern > Iron Man [he could take apart iron man's suit with his ring]
Mary Marvel = Wonder Woman [could go either way]
Thor > Captain Marvel [he's the god of thunder, what are ya gonna do?]
Not sure who Martian Manhunter is fighting, but they seem evenly matched
Hulk vs Superman [winner would depend on which versions of the character's were used. if the hulk is the one where he gets stronger the angrier he gets, me thinks him]
Green Arrow > Hawkeye [more gadgets, even skills]
#334 to #319 - kgfsjholis (04/23/2012) [-]
Lemme just give my personal opinion based on the fact that Marvel > DC in pretty much every way. DC would generally crush Marvel super heroes because DC super heroes lack weaknesses. They all only have 1 or 2 really noticeable ones and that makes them boring. No one wants to see an indestructible force. We want to see nearly indestructible. Marvel super heroes bleed and cry all the time but they still overcome all odds and save the day. That makes them far more interesting to watch.

Batman > Captain America
Iron Man> Green Lantern
Thor > Captain Marvel
Black Widow (As she's known in the avengers) > Wonder Woman (Only because she's hotter imo)
I completely agree with you on the Hulk Vs. Superman dispute.
Green Arrow > Hawkeye

Few disagreements but that doesn't stop me from respecting your opinion.
#330 to #319 - SpcRamon (04/23/2012) [-]
......So far, i am getting mix signals from your math there.....

you might want to take another look at it.
#359 - ivanothepimp (04/23/2012) [-]
justice league ha more like BATMAN and his bitch's
#396 to #359 - metajunky (04/23/2012) [-]
whatever floats your boat brucie
#404 to #396 - ivanothepimp (04/23/2012) [-]
you wanta go clark
#411 to #404 - metajunky (04/23/2012) [-]
already did at the speed of ******* light. how is space brucie?
#417 to #411 - ivanothepimp (04/23/2012) [-]
im fine space suit deal with it
User avatar #422 to #417 - metajunky (04/23/2012) [-]
you need a suit? pretty lame brucie
#431 to #422 - ivanothepimp (04/23/2012) [-]
taste the ring mother *****
#475 to #461 - ivanothepimp (04/23/2012) [-]
nice one clark u just destroyed the earth and were in space
User avatar #483 to #475 - metajunky (04/23/2012) [-]
but it killed you did it not? looks like i win brucie
#500 to #483 - ivanothepimp (04/23/2012) [-]
if it killed me then how am i talking to you right now and oops look who i let loose good luck clark you barley survived last time
User avatar #506 to #500 - metajunky (04/24/2012) [-]
funny "let loose" huh? like you ever had the capacity to contain him. and you might as well be dead as your oxygen will eventually run out. it has been fun brucie but i think i will retire to some other planet and find me some nice green poontang to screw. lol
#618 - gladiatorhawk (04/24/2012) [-]
Batman vs Captain America - Batman, cause he's Batman!

Ironman vs Green Lantern - Lantern, cause most mowerful weapon in the universe.

Wonder Woman vs MS Marvel - WW, because she's had much tougher fights + she's one of the strongest characters in the dc comics.

Thor vs Captain Marvel - Both are physically strong and both durable against magic,so no idea here.

Martian Manhunter vs Vision - MM, because he's got much more powers.

Hulk vs Superman - This can be a never ending battle so no comment.

Green Arrow vs Hawkeye - GA, just because he has more tricks in his quiver.
#623 to #618 - anon (04/24/2012) [-]
Isn't Captain Marvels power derived from magic So that would mean Thor would have the advantage if he has magic resist +1.
#626 to #618 - DEW72 (04/24/2012) [-]
Superman could fly Hulk to space if he had the chance.
#628 to #626 - anon (04/24/2012) [-]
That's true and even so, couldn't Super Man fly away wait until Hulk turns back into Bruce Banner and then throw manhole covers, or laser vision him from space.
#538 - krisxcross (04/24/2012) [-]
How about if the villains face each other?
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