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Get pulled everwer speeding.
Trate explain to cep I need to get heme quick
Asks mete step out ofthe car
Tell him I really need to get home
Jerk cep cuffs me then frisks me
x: Ask if he could just let me sit down fer a minute
Jerk cep puts me in patrol narwhale leeks fer shit
x: Can' t held it any longer
Ass hams oscillate with a low frequency gust
m: Intense warmth reflected hem cep cars cushions
Aroma of broccoli, eggs and retten chicken fill car
Looking down tryingto suppress gag reflex
Shut eyes because the gas stings
be Cop sees me spasming, epins car deer
m: Coughs uncontrollably and falls to the (hom" rubbing his eyes
x: Hear him call fer back up
I think: "This is it_"
Forcefully expel hot magma like diarrhea all ever self and cep car.
Little droplets land en cep
as Cop is crying "why?"
MFW going to jail fer assaulting a police officer.