Backseat. . File: 13350_ 36 KB, 299x316, Nicole Kiernan, jpg) Get pulled everwer speeding. Trate explain to cep I need to get heme quick Asks mete step out ofth Backseat File: 13350_ 36 KB 299x316 Nicole Kiernan jpg) Get pulled everwer speeding Trate explain to cep I need get heme quick Asks mete step out ofth
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Backseat

File: 13350_ 36 KB, 299x316, Nicole Kiernan, jpg)
Get pulled everwer speeding.
Trate explain to cep I need to get heme quick
Asks mete step out ofthe car
Tell him I really need to get home
Jerk cep cuffs me then frisks me
x: Ask if he could just let me sit down fer a minute
Jerk cep puts me in patrol narwhale leeks fer ****
x: Can' t held it any longer
Ass hams oscillate with a low frequency gust
m: Intense warmth reflected hem cep cars cushions
Aroma of broccoli, eggs and retten chicken fill car
Looking down tryingto suppress gag reflex
Shut eyes because the gas stings
be Cop sees me spasming, epins car deer
m: Coughs uncontrollably and falls to the (hom" rubbing his eyes
x: Hear him call fer back up
I think: "This is it_"
Forcefully expel hot magma like diarrhea all ever self and cep car.
Little droplets land en cep
as Cop is crying "why?"
MFW going to jail fer assaulting a police officer.
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#32 - xunzi
Reply +346
(04/23/2012) [-]
How un4chanate for the police officer.

Guise?
#35 to #32 - sektorfire
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(04/23/2012) [-]
#59 to #35 - marionettis
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(04/23/2012) [-]
#120 to #35 - cstyle
Reply +7
(04/23/2012) [-]
Why do I see that reply on every Bad Joke Eel comment?
#142 to #120 - yipkendu
Reply +11
(04/23/2012) [-]
Because Funnyjunk is programmed to thumb up the same stupid **** a million times until it's burnt out.
#115 to #35 - cstyle
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#34 to #32 - xelx
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(04/23/2012) [-]
#49 to #34 - thegamegestapo
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(04/23/2012) [-]
#2 - PiMaker
Reply +85
(04/22/2012) [-]
you really ASS-aulted him
you really ASS-aulted him
#39 - steamysurprise
Reply +77
(04/23/2012) [-]
#40 to #39 - penismouth [OP]
Reply +60
(04/23/2012) [-]
lol at your username
#41 to #40 - steamysurprise
Reply +72
(04/23/2012) [-]
steamysurprise + penismouth = good saturday night...
#53 to #40 - nignig
Reply +14
(04/23/2012) [-]
says penis mouth XD
#135 to #53 - eembee
Reply +2
(04/23/2012) [-]
.........says nignig
#178 to #135 - MrMeatStick
Reply 0
(04/23/2012) [-]
says mrmeatstick
says mrmeatstick
#101 to #40 - asspenis
Reply +1
(04/23/2012) [-]
lol at your username
#150 to #40 - ilikebigdick
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(04/23/2012) [-]
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#106 - admiralkevlinsky
Reply +68
(04/23/2012) [-]
Good, good. FJ's final transformation into /b/ is soon completed.
Good, good. FJ's final transformation into /b/ is soon completed.
#111 to #106 - stirfryramen
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(04/23/2012) [-]
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#131 to #122 - admiralkevlinsky
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(04/23/2012) [-]
#138 to #131 - dirigiblequixote
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(04/23/2012) [-]
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#149 to #138 - ihateyouwallace **User deleted account**
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#143 - zakvanloocke
Reply +41
(04/23/2012) [-]
Here's what it looked like
Here's what it looked like
#136 - philliesphan
Reply +35
(04/23/2012) [-]
#81 - finacious
Reply +34
(04/23/2012) [-]
>ass hams oscillate with a low frequency gust

******* lost it
#13 - shadovfox ONLINE
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(04/23/2012) [-]
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#14 to #13 - arkbound
Reply 0
(04/23/2012) [-]
What is this from?

#29 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/23/2012) [-]
Boku no Pico.

It's gay.
#19 to #13 - devryn
Reply 0
(04/23/2012) [-]
i too wish to know the source
#57 to #19 - deusbastet
Reply 0
(04/23/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=EmThJBHvfqc
Watch this before, i beg you! (no spaces)
#47 to #19 - mattythebeaver
Reply 0
(04/23/2012) [-]
You have strange tastes in porn.
#33 to #19 - darknesincontrol
Reply 0
(04/23/2012) [-]
Boku no Pico series my friend
look it up and enjoy

#56 to #33 - gateguardian
Reply +3
(04/23/2012) [-]
>Googles it
>see reaction videos
> watches one
>closes internet for the day
#28 to #13 - therulethirtyfour
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(04/23/2012) [-]
#55 to #13 - gateguardian
Reply +1
(04/23/2012) [-]
What is that from?
#27 to #13 - soltade
Reply +23
(04/23/2012) [-]
Are those girls?... And if they are girls... why do they have penises?
Are those girls?... And if they are girls... why do they have penises?
#44 to #27 - rzseven
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(04/23/2012) [-]
They're Crossdressers. It's Anime. Do the math.
#134 - phsycadelicshrooms
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(04/23/2012) [-]
#15 - hydromatic
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(04/23/2012) [-]
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