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/b/ being /b/. found while derpin on /b/ tags are sorry they couldnt come. File: 13350_ -( 3 KB, 123x127, Caff, jpg) in High School bump into random in corridor

found while derpin on /b/

tags are sorry they couldnt come

Tags: I lied
File: 13350_ -( 3 KB, 123x127, **** Caff, jpg)
in High School
bump into random ****** in corridor
Wat mg w tink doin ***** ?["
jpg
H to get en with my day
Niigger spends the next week getting his friends to harass me
His friends‘ is the entire ape population in my year
Theachers say they cant do ****
Essentually original ****** takes a swing at me in the playground
his ass
suspended fer two weeks, even after he started it
tutor tells me they gave me a harsher punishment because nignag was screaming racial abuse
with hatred fer black people.
attacks me again in canteen next day
him with feed tray
runs off to find bigger nignigs
Biomes back with biggest black guys in schewl
guy tries to grab me and I kick him in the nuts
nignag goes ********** mode
Tories to rip my head epin like a banana
to escape
Aabout thirty ******* chasing me down the corridor
caught and huge fight kicks off
Doakes about seven teachers to pull them all elf me
WMM none of them get suspended
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#37 - superpedodonkey (04/22/2012) [-]
**superpedodonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #222 at Meanwhile in Germany ** ''tries to rip my head open like a banana'' got me quite good
#47 - iamphoenix (04/22/2012) [-]
>12
>in highschool
>playground
>All my wut
User avatar #31 - rjake (04/22/2012) [-]
12, in high school, on playground, takes on 30 huge black men.
seems legit.
#46 to #31 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
BRAZZERS THAT **** !
User avatar #299 to #31 - daveclap (04/22/2012) [-]
He might be from Britain. We go to high school at about 11 here.
User avatar #804 to #299 - freemason (04/23/2012) [-]
Secondary school =/= high school. For britain high school would start at year 10, with years 7-9 being middle school.
#44 to #31 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
OP is a fag you know...
#147 - rellergert (04/22/2012) [-]
MFW RiseofthePlanetoftheApes.jpg
#107 - gryx (04/22/2012) [-]
>12   
>high school
>12
>high school

User avatar #118 to #107 - chrisfloyd (04/22/2012) [-]
>playground
#110 to #107 - captaindropkik (04/22/2012) [-]
england mate! we have year 7 (age 11/12) upto year 11 (15/16)
User avatar #114 to #109 - canihascheezburger (04/22/2012) [-]
There are black people there! who knew
User avatar #130 to #114 - zarcos (04/22/2012) [-]
blasians?
User avatar #131 to #130 - canihascheezburger (04/22/2012) [-]
nigsians bro... ************* nigsians
+1
#428 to #114 - awesomefacepalm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#124 to #109 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
well that would explain the fighting skills on that 12 year old...
#63 - hydromatic (04/22/2012) [-]
Wat.
#755 to #63 - alirabhmp (04/23/2012) [-]
the story was too funny for me to give a **** whether its true or not
User avatar #95 to #63 - mosheen (04/22/2012) [-]
Maybe European?
User avatar #99 to #95 - hydromatic (04/22/2012) [-]
I'm European and that doesn't really makes sense either way.
User avatar #193 to #99 - mosheen (04/22/2012) [-]
In Ireland, UK and most of the rest of Europe 12 would be the regular age to start Secondary School!
User avatar #195 to #193 - hydromatic (04/22/2012) [-]
"Most of the rest of Europe"
And what countries would that be? Definitely not any Scandinavian.
User avatar #199 to #195 - mosheen (04/22/2012) [-]
Ireland, England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Spain, France, some schools in Portugal, Malta, Italy, many of the eastern block countries depending on the system.

I'm just saying, it's not unusual for a child to be in secondary level education by age 12, in fact some are even 11 when joining!
User avatar #200 to #199 - hydromatic (04/22/2012) [-]
Possible, but in America it's not normal at all, and i'm pretty sure in European cases it's not called "high school".
Oh well.
User avatar #202 to #200 - mosheen (04/22/2012) [-]
True that, In Ireland we call it Secondary School, although in the UK they call them High Schools.
User avatar #901 to #202 - milthyfoustache (04/23/2012) [-]
we generally call it secondary school, it is rare someone will refer to it as high school...
User avatar #205 to #202 - hydromatic (04/22/2012) [-]
Yea, you know what, i just realized the OP is probably from the UK. It all makes sense then.. Well.. That part of the story atleast O_o
User avatar #153 to #63 - milthyfoustache (04/22/2012) [-]
We start Secondary School ( or high school but it's more commonly know as secondary school) when we're 11 in England
User avatar #806 to #153 - freemason (04/23/2012) [-]
Secondary school =/= high school. For british students high school would start at year 10, with years 7-9 being middle school.
#64 to #63 - tomainstream (04/22/2012) [-]
Asians.
#68 to #64 - hydromatic (04/22/2012) [-]
Good point.
Good point.
#725 to #64 - sweateagle (04/23/2012) [-]
I'm liking this thread.
#25 - Dincorta (04/22/2012) [-]
**Dincorta rolled a random image posted in comment #3998162 at FJ Pony Thread **
>mfw nignog
#33 to #25 - nippuhl (04/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Music to my ears.
User avatar #333 to #33 - mycatthenazi (04/22/2012) [-]
music to my username
User avatar #895 to #333 - ilovehitler (04/23/2012) [-]
music to my username. May I have a chat with your cat?
User avatar #897 to #895 - mycatthenazi (04/23/2012) [-]
sure and btw comment number trips
#462 - gmanjohn (04/22/2012) [-]
**gmanjohn rolled a random image posted in comment #187 at Too young man ** Mfw i see a ******
#475 to #462 - chrisbaws (04/22/2012) [-]
**chrisbaws rolled a random image posted in comment #4084097 at FJ Pony Thread **
#482 to #462 - MotherFuckingTobi (04/22/2012) [-]
mother of god.. i would do unforgivable things to taylor swift...   
   
but in all seriousness, i would give anything for a chance with her.    
   
now that my rant is over, GIF related.
mother of god.. i would do unforgivable things to taylor swift...

but in all seriousness, i would give anything for a chance with her.

now that my rant is over, GIF related.
#501 to #462 - anon (04/23/2012) [-]
tried to thumb up taylor swift picture



captcha is 69
heh... heheh... heheheh... heh...
#468 to #462 - shellravon (04/22/2012) [-]
Epic Roll

#19 - antichrister (04/22/2012) [-]
**antichrister rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at Niggers **

MFW OP kept saying NigNog.
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#899 to #19 - groborg ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
**groborg rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Youtube comments ** relevant picture is relevant.
#900 to #899 - groborg ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
**groborg rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at gender equality ** ******
User avatar #756 to #19 - dragonzard (04/23/2012) [-]
Too be honest,I don`t fund the funny.....
User avatar #780 to #756 - ryuuk (04/23/2012) [-]
it says ****** at the bottom

User avatar #785 to #780 - dragonzard (04/23/2012) [-]
But he intended to roll a face,And just because he rolled something relevent and not what he intended.He gets thumbs?Its like tring to roll dubs and rolling 69.But anyways have a thumb.
#508 - porker (04/23/2012) [-]
Why do you have a play ground at your high school?
+1
#538 to #508 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #526 to #508 - hotsoupchar (04/23/2012) [-]
Because this is a made-up story to make you hate black people.
User avatar #513 to #508 - DrollHumor (04/23/2012) [-]
For that matter, why was he 12 and in high school?
User avatar #514 to #513 - porker (04/23/2012) [-]
Exactly! and if he got suspended for two weeks, how was he in school the next day?
User avatar #524 to #514 - lskovfoged (04/23/2012) [-]
^I accidently that comment, but indeed, that was the first that knocked me off, I guess I am tired.
#518 to #513 - pvtmonkey (04/23/2012) [-]
thought the same thing but then remembered that in 8th grade spanish class our teacher was talking about how in some countries, middle school is like our elementary, high school is like our middle school, and university is like our high school. that could be it. idunno
User avatar #528 to #518 - DrollHumor (04/23/2012) [-]
Well in Japan their middle school is our high school. Their high school is like college. I'm not surprised, Asians just go at that speed.
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User avatar #491 - MotherFuckingTobi (04/23/2012) [-]
>be 10.
>"friends" with a ****** who just wanted my gameboy.
>he gets tired of trying to trick me, pushes me to ground and takes it.
>get up and go to run after him.
>alpha ****** chases him, tackles him to the ground, and picks him up by the head.
>walks him over to me and demands he gives back what he stole.
>lil ****** does.
>alpha ****** writes down phone number and tells me "i got yo back. call me when you need me.
>lost his number.
>feels bad man.
#519 to #491 - drmrniceguy (04/23/2012) [-]
That sucks.
#148 - naeoro (04/22/2012) [-]
>be 12 & black in school
>mom rages on me in the morning
>go to school pissed
>white guy bumps into me in corridor
>i try to say sorry, new teeth inplants won't let me
>guy walks away
>pissed
>talk to my friends, they don't understand **** ( ******* teeth implants)
>they harrass him for like a year
>meet in playground, wants to sincerely apoligize
>wigger won't listen
>super mad
>attack
>DEFEAT
>next day, final time i try to apoligize
>meet in food injection arena
>he ***** me up with tray
>rage
>blackout
>next day, wake up in bed
>local hero
>MFW
#127 - colorexplosion (04/22/2012) [-]
>Be in 7th grade
>Be in new class,
>Class filled with *******
>Leader of the ***** uses me, threatens me, steals my work, etc.
>Teachers don't do ****
>Had enough one day
> ****** goes full ape on me, misses
>Punch him in the face, goes to the ground
> MFW he got suspended and sent to a new school.
User avatar #132 to #127 - xjguy (04/22/2012) [-]
First, you are a smokin hot babe
second, .... i got nothin
User avatar #135 to #132 - colorexplosion (04/22/2012) [-]
Not me in the picture. Sorry.
User avatar #142 to #135 - richardastley (04/22/2012) [-]
Can you contact her for me and tell her I want to go on a date some time with her? And throw in a little sweet talk for me.
User avatar #141 to #135 - xjguy (04/22/2012) [-]
to be honest, that explains some nagging doubts i had about you flooring a guy with one hit, thanks for the pic though
+32
#13 - joeymoughan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
-3
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#38 to #13 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
12th grade
User avatar #43 to #13 - ctaylorrr (04/22/2012) [-]
In the UK & most of Europe high school starts at age eleven..
User avatar #22 to #13 - rejiewednamor (04/22/2012) [-]
In europe high school starts when you're twelve
User avatar #28 to #22 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (04/22/2012) [-]
>Live in Denmark
>Danish Highschool starts when you're 16
#35 to #13 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
weird al
User avatar #15 to #13 - BedlamBalrog (04/22/2012) [-]
Not all 12 year olds are off with your mother while on xBox live, some can be smart.
User avatar #774 - floydrose (04/23/2012) [-]
RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes?

Oh, you mean the civil rights movement.
#457 - reddeadtroll (04/22/2012) [-]
>be 12   
>Be in High School   
   
wut   
   
(btw, I lost it at nignogs XD)
>be 12
>Be in High School

wut

(btw, I lost it at nignogs XD)
#227 - warcrytr (04/22/2012) [-]
This story is also known as temple run
+5
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#119 - shenro ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
mfw nignog
#30 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Bad luck Brian gets a job! ** mfw when you're a 12 year old high schooler that can take on 30 huge black guys. LIAR
User avatar #742 - lilymue (04/23/2012) [-]
>Get suspended for two weeks
>Nignog attacks me again in canteen next day
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