Movie Plot Flaws and Fails. . I don' t know about you but if I bought anything on the internet without asking, my parents would have beat the out of me. Besides Movie fail plot flaw plot hole
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Movie Plot Flaws and Fails

I don' t know about you but if I bought anything
on the internet without asking, my parents
would have beat the **** out of me. Besides
Timmy is way too young to purchase anything
on the internet. Where would he even get an
credit card?
SPIDERPMAN 3
Flint Marco has his whole body turned into
sand including his belt buckle and any other
metal he happens to be wearing. If all of this
turned into sand then why was the locket fine
without it turning into sand as well?
THE LION KING
We know Scar let the hyena run free but how
did they turn a valley into a wasteland? Did
they eat all the food AND drink all the rain
before it hit the ground?
PLANET OF THE APES
The planet was uninhabited when the space-
ship crashed there. The crew of the ship
became the human inhabitants and the apes
on the ship evolved into the ape people.
That is relevantly logical. But where did the
horses come from?
THE LAST STAND
Anyone else notice they lust let Magneto go
Yee after he lost his powers? No jail, no
execution, no outrage at the fact an
Fapper' -ter' r' Donst on par with Osama
walks free.
LORD OF THE RINGS
They could have flown the eagles straight to
the mountain and dropped the ring in.
AND Tl + ' or
Time Travel devices exist, but they can only be
used to take extra classes at Hogwarts.
God Forbid they use them to stop an evil
wizard.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
YOU DONT HAVE YOUR MOTHER' S EYES.
HARRY POTTER (ALL OF THEM)
Harry Potter is supposed to have
his mother' s eyes.
Clearly different colors
When Docotor Octopus meets Peter' Parker
at the cafe he needs information on where
Spider' -Musn is. Why would he throw a car at
a normal human (which would kill him] unless
he already knew he was Spiderpman?
THE , GIRLS
A Man creates three little girls in his
basement and no one asked why he was
doing t in the first place.
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#715 to #159 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
itsdangalangtime.jpg
#739 to #159 - MrMeatStick (04/22/2012) [-]
why is this not #1!?!
why is this not #1!?!
User avatar #783 to #739 - porridgesque (04/23/2012) [-]
What was #1? How close did I get? :D
#158 - slandersalamander (04/22/2012) [-]
Everyone always brings up that LotR thing. They didn't talk about in the movie, but in the books, it becomes clear that the eagles are more than just giant birds; they're sapient creatures with their own civilization. When they asked for the eagles' help, they were asking, not commanding. They helped of their own accord. At the beginning of the quest, the eagles were trying to stay out of the war against Sauron; to not take sides.   
   
tl;dr: the eagles weren't at Gandalf's beck and call.
Everyone always brings up that LotR thing. They didn't talk about in the movie, but in the books, it becomes clear that the eagles are more than just giant birds; they're sapient creatures with their own civilization. When they asked for the eagles' help, they were asking, not commanding. They helped of their own accord. At the beginning of the quest, the eagles were trying to stay out of the war against Sauron; to not take sides.

tl;dr: the eagles weren't at Gandalf's beck and call.
User avatar #173 to #158 - Tyranitar (04/22/2012) [-]
That, and theres no stealth. Giant-ass birds fly in, Eye of Sauron notices them, orcs ready their bows, feathery hobbit pincusions, the end.
#46 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Here are some of the flaws I can sort of fix.   
   
Fairly odd parents: His parents don't give half a 			****		. And they are massive idiots.   
   
Planet of the apes: In the recent one, didn't it turn out that just a virus got out, killed most people and the intelligent apes, after escaping ended up being the dominant species?   
   
X-men: He lost his powers. They probably thought that since he was one of them and couldn't do anything, that was punishment enough, seeing as how he no longer posed a threat.   
   
Prisoner of Azkaban: They have to turn it to make it go back. Do you have any idea how many turns it would take to go back all those years? A 			*******		 lot. It took long enough just to go back a few days.   
   
Spider Man 2: He's a 			*******		 villain, he wasn't going to walk in casually and say "Hey, you got any information on Spiderman?"   
   
Powerpuff girls: He was lonely, always wanted to be a father but couldn't find a wife. Being the scientist he was, he tried creating children instead.   
   
I hope I managed to save someones favourite movie/tv show
Here are some of the flaws I can sort of fix.

Fairly odd parents: His parents don't give half a **** . And they are massive idiots.

Planet of the apes: In the recent one, didn't it turn out that just a virus got out, killed most people and the intelligent apes, after escaping ended up being the dominant species?

X-men: He lost his powers. They probably thought that since he was one of them and couldn't do anything, that was punishment enough, seeing as how he no longer posed a threat.

Prisoner of Azkaban: They have to turn it to make it go back. Do you have any idea how many turns it would take to go back all those years? A ******* lot. It took long enough just to go back a few days.

Spider Man 2: He's a ******* villain, he wasn't going to walk in casually and say "Hey, you got any information on Spiderman?"

Powerpuff girls: He was lonely, always wanted to be a father but couldn't find a wife. Being the scientist he was, he tried creating children instead.

I hope I managed to save someones favourite movie/tv show
User avatar #585 to #46 - poopsinice (04/22/2012) [-]
For the spiderman 2 thing, he was throwing the car through a window because he thought Peter Parker had information on spiderman.
User avatar #632 to #46 - meganinja (04/22/2012) [-]
for the watch, they could make a mechanical winding device
#508 to #46 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
Lord of the Rings: The eagles don't care a **** , and Gandalf didn't have enough money to pay them for such a long trip.
User avatar #586 to #46 - cleggerzzz (04/22/2012) [-]
x-men:magneto and professor x used to be friends so he would not want to punish him
User avatar #549 to #46 - cristianpopescu (04/22/2012) [-]
I feel bad you only got 91 thumbs and some lucky guy with trips has 150...
User avatar #329 to #46 - Balrogsaysrawr (04/22/2012) [-]
azkaban continued: Everything has its definitive moment in time. during the prisoner of azkaban, hermoine harry were had "already gone back in time in the scene where buckbeak "dies." Just as how harry had already seen himself before realizing it was indeed him. so in order for it to follow that the time turners were to be used to thwart voldemort, there would've had to have been some instance or indication that would push the series of events in that direction.

therefore, if they were to have attempted to have gone back, no action of theirs could've countered, prevented, or even influenced the sequence of events.


the best way to describe it is; time occurs simultaneously, if there is no instance in the future of yourself returning to the past, then there is no possibility of you doing so when you arrive at your future.
User avatar #50 to #46 - artenega (04/21/2012) [-]
The Lion King: Corruption of power creates corruption of the land (It's a theme in Hamlet and Macbeth)
User avatar #58 to #50 - HST (04/21/2012) [-]
Xmen3: Jean grey became the phoenix and everybody freaked out giving magneto time to escape
#454 - metamoor (04/22/2012) [-]
Daniel Radcliffe was allergic to the contacts; he was supposed to have green eyes, but he had bad reactions to them so they left his eyes blue. As for the Lord of The Rings; Eagles are proud creatures and do not meddle in the affairs of other races. They helped Gandalf out because of their past with Gandalf, but would never have agreed to change middle earth on such a huge scale.
#468 to #454 - insanepain (04/22/2012) [-]
Dear OP:

You just got OWNED ************ !
#696 - peacetrooper (04/22/2012) [-]
In Cars, what the **** happened to all the humans?
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#728 to #696 - jorgefuber (04/22/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at I'm Beautiful ** and how do the cars reproduce?
#722 to #696 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2012) [-]
same as in adventure time, nuclear holocaust.
same as in adventure time, nuclear holocaust.
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#204 to #196 - jewtoofunny (04/22/2012) [-]
Very well done my good sir.
Very well done my good sir.
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hmm, prepare to be brutally raped up the ass with thumbs for the next 13 hours.
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shes a beauty that number nine
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#628 - nim (04/22/2012) [-]
They're movies. They are not real.
They're movies. They are not real.
User avatar #399 - treeable (04/22/2012) [-]
You're the kind of guy who has to put logic in after we watch a movie...nobody likes that guy.
User avatar #414 to #399 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (04/22/2012) [-]
You mean idiots do not like that guy...
other logical thinkers do.
Logic/reason > Ignorance

User avatar #427 to #414 - darthacerbus (04/22/2012) [-]
There's a difference between logical thinking and nitpicking/ignoring suspension of disbelief. This post is the latter.
#184 - gamecraft (04/22/2012) [-]
The LOTR one has been discussed a lot, but the explaination is that before the war at the black gate started the Nazgul were gaurding the mountains, so if the eagles had of tried to fly into Mordor, they would've been attacked by the Nazgul.
User avatar #191 to #184 - JebusOfSerbia (04/22/2012) [-]
Also the eagles are a great race and don't just take orders. Especially when it's "Go fly this Hobbit with THE ONE ******* RING straight into THE ENEMY."
#119 - kensislayer (04/22/2012) [-]
false the eagles werent "good guys" they are chaotic neutral at best and only help if they feel like it they are likly to kill you as to help you. Also in the powerpuff girls he said he was lonely and wanted daughters he just accidentaly made them super powerful   
   
<---- inb4
false the eagles werent "good guys" they are chaotic neutral at best and only help if they feel like it they are likly to kill you as to help you. Also in the powerpuff girls he said he was lonely and wanted daughters he just accidentaly made them super powerful

<---- inb4
#156 to #119 - motposters (04/22/2012) [-]
He was lonely
and he wanted daughters
User avatar #170 to #119 - AlanbalMIT (04/22/2012) [-]
I support that .
Eagles even prove to be just far enough of problems that they only help Gandalf, Bilbo and the dwarfs because Gandalf is close to them , yet they don't help them any further since they can only act beyond their kingdom (mountain).
#398 - schlecht (04/22/2012) [-]
I was just... experimenting.
I was just... experimenting.
#637 - fonzo ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
<-- reason why they couldnt "just" use eagles in lord of the rings
#706 - soopabrentford (04/22/2012) [-]
relevant
#436 - renegadebane (04/22/2012) [-]
Professor Utonium had a perfectly legitimate reason for trying to create the perfect little girls. He was a scientist who didn't have time for a wife so he created daughters. Which they still ended up being but with super powers.
#450 to #436 - caliamsmith (04/22/2012) [-]
didnt have time for a wife but has enough time to look after 3 little girls? seems legit
User avatar #452 to #450 - renegadebane (04/22/2012) [-]
Not just 3 little girls, the perfect little girls. Self sufficient, intelligent, kind. Beings capable of and dedicated to, making the world a better place. They do the opposite because villains are drawn to powerful beings.
#456 to #452 - caliamsmith (04/22/2012) [-]
oh ok, never watched the show
User avatar #521 to #436 - porridgesque (04/22/2012) [-]
So, he was infertile?
User avatar #780 to #521 - renegadebane (04/22/2012) [-]
Nope, science is just that important.
User avatar #442 to #436 - sippay (04/22/2012) [-]
What if chemical X was sperm.
User avatar #444 to #442 - renegadebane (04/22/2012) [-]
How would sugar + spice + everything nice + jizz= 3 little girls instantly? It also gave powers to Mojo Jojo, The Gang Green Gang, Bunny, and a squirrel. Mayor was granted hair but was also turned into a giant by chemical x as well.
#712 - torkildsen (04/22/2012) [-]
The Lotr one is BS! Nazguls, Sauron's eye and the fact that the eagles are stuborn as **** makes it hard to be there without getting killed, which is too bigof a risk to take.
User avatar #71 - Straitjacket (04/22/2012) [-]
If I could throw a car, id' do that constantly. So that's that.
User avatar #2 - Exodeus ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
I think they answered the LotR thing about the eagles in the books, the eagles are semi-intelligent creatures and cannot carry the ring or the ring bearer due to the 'whispering' from the ring. A normal beast, horse, pony, oxen can because they aren't intelligent enough to become confused by the whispering.
User avatar #4 to #2 - hhhghhg (04/21/2012) [-]
also, it would have been to obvious and sauron would have had the nazgul fly up and kick their ass on their flying dragon/bat things
User avatar #10 to #4 - Exodeus ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
That too! Not like he would have seen them coming what with being a giant eye and all!
User avatar #24 to #10 - Awesomenessniss (04/21/2012) [-]
False, the eagles do not work on their own whims, they are servants of Manwe lord of the skies and chief of the Valar, he chose not to send them. Pic related.
User avatar #36 to #24 - hhhghhg (04/21/2012) [-]
gwyhere (spelling may be off) is lord of the eagles, and he can do whatever the **** he wants, like when his eagles saved bilbo, gandalf, and all the dwarfs in the Hobbit, or when he came to help gandalf get out of Orthanc when gandalf asked him to.
User avatar #41 to #39 - hhhghhg (04/21/2012) [-]
only thing it says is he sent the eagles to watch over the Eldar, says nothing about controlling their every action
User avatar #45 to #41 - Awesomenessniss (04/21/2012) [-]
The eagles worked originally as a sort of messengar, spying on teh enemy. They were supposed to remain necessarily neutral. They can however, if they so chose, interfere in some key points. They usually just stay to their mountains.
User avatar #54 to #45 - hhhghhg (04/21/2012) [-]
originally, but now they just kinda chill, and when their friends (gandalf for one) ask, they go and help. and whenever the goblins try and start **** up in the misty mountains
#57 to #54 - Awesomenessniss (04/21/2012) [-]
They are pretty awesome.
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