The Oldestfag Has Advice For You. . I Anonymous (/ 10( Sat) 16: 002? Nod? here to settle a farthings and offer some advice. 1. Although I do not believe in God,

The Oldestfag Has Advice For You

I Anonymous (/ 10( Sat) 16: 002? Nod?
here to settle a farthings and offer some advice.
1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. keep both your beliefs and lack of belief's yourself, no one
wants to hear it.
2. Circumcision is the worst decision and parent can make son. I am circumcised but I do not delude I am
experiencing seathe way nature and evolution intended.
Iyou are friendszoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure
in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional ******** .
4. a woman' s ******** . We woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pickitem up and dance, tell a story. take derfor a walk. Ifthat doesn' t work, leave her alone. If it liverworts, dump
her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. Awoman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue perfrom you.
5. Emo and is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent ******** .
popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as awaits keep you safe from the consequences otakuranger- An
emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block offere joy in your life and become depressed.
I Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/ and tell me they look happy.
l Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that' s why so many nips kill themselves- Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome.
I Anonymous / 10( Sat) : 31
l Spend time with other men- Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, and safety in this world. It is also how we make
ll The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are in society. By the time you' re 30 or 40, it will be a man) s market. Don' t be in such a hurry to commit.
ll. Do not have a child with a woman unless you have been with her for more than a few years- If you have a kid with a cunt, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of.
It Sometimes your dick knows things better than you do. If you can' t get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you.
13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her.
14. You impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal.
15. Honor is a male abstraction, don' t expect women to understand-
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#68 - yournewdad (04/21/2012) [-]
Here's more!

enlarge it, its worth the read
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#79 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
John ******* Locke

#69 - AlbertEinstein (04/21/2012) [-]
This guy is a pretty cool guy.
#186 - stolkenator (04/21/2012) [-]
I've been educated so hard.

I think I need to save this picture and reflect on it daily.
#158 - komradkthulu (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#40 - failedfrontflip (04/21/2012) [-]
#13 is the only one that really hit me, my gf seems to love me more than the air she breathes. i love her a lot but i always felt guilty not feeling as strongly as she does. but thats kinda just snapped me into perspective, maybe thats how its supposed to be?

this guy is a legend, me = enlightened
User avatar #96 to #40 - cornflakeslover (04/21/2012) [-]
"maybe thats how its supposed to be? "
>no. don't feel guilty, try and make up the difference - show her you love her just as much as she loves you. chances are, she'll up her game and if you stick to the plan so will you. that's how it's supposed to be.
#67 to #40 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
better pick out a ring brah.
#73 to #40 - icytime (04/21/2012) [-]
Lucky man, stay with her :)   
<Pic related, me with women.
Lucky man, stay with her :)

<Pic related, me with women.
User avatar #114 to #73 - randombro (04/21/2012) [-]
lolz whats the sauce on that gif?
User avatar #111 to #73 - failedfrontflip (04/21/2012) [-]
hahahahaah that gif is brilliant xD and i plan to :D
#109 - samee (04/21/2012) [-]
Number 14 - superb
Number 14 - superb
#9 - robskul (04/21/2012) [-]
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#102 - nycdood (04/21/2012) [-]
Some of the best advice I've read on the internet.
#129 to #102 - shwamboy (04/21/2012) [-]
dat source?
dat source?
User avatar #215 to #129 - brianhimself [OP](04/21/2012) [-]
That's Zunechan.
User avatar #182 - CarlosRayNorris (04/21/2012) [-]
sharing life lessons that took him his life to learn. he is the real good guy greg
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#10 to #8 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Yet he's kinda been on this earth a whole lot longer than you. With that being the case, one would think that he has experienced many more things than you have at this stage of your life. That's not to say that his points are flawless; there are indeed points that are completely debatable, but that's no excuse to dismiss him altogether.
#12 to #10 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
that's absolutely ridiculous. Think about it. If I put you in a cell with no human contact for 100 years from birth, there would be children at the age of 5 more experianced in life than you. This still applies on lower extremes. If someone goes to school, gets averages grades, and gets a boring job, then decides to do nothing else with their lives until they die, they're hardly going to be as experianced as someone in their 20's who's been around the world or got a degree or actually done something.

you know what? here's another one;

17. AGE does not equal EXPERIENCE. Seriously.
#29 to #12 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
No, but experience increases with age. His arguments also show that he hasn't been stuck in a cave for 50 years.
I just think it's going too far to call his points a "narrow set of beliefs". I might not agree with some, but dismissing them all as ******** would be considered as narrow minded by my norms...
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#21 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
******* saved.

for no.8 though, it should be MODERN Japanese culture. Ancient Japanese culture was/is incredible.

User avatar #244 - therror (05/16/2012) [-]
I favorited this post because I knew that I will need it one day.. That day came and I am here, starting at the text and seeking for advice.. Being in deep **** I thank you for sharing your experiences!
User avatar #230 to #244 - quesocnkane ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Today was the day I came back for it.
#120 - piptime (04/21/2012) [-]
I usually thumb down 4chan posts, but this one actually helped me.

Thanks OP for posting.
#126 to #120 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
What is that image called i've forgotten the name
#155 to #126 - mortimer (04/21/2012) [-]
It takes you to this:
User avatar #133 to #126 - piptime (04/21/2012) [-]
It's a QR code.
#138 to #120 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Holy **** that is the best link ever.
#141 to #120 - ilikecawk (04/21/2012) [-]
Why would you post that you sick bastard.

#101 - shadowpanda (04/21/2012) [-]
True mother ******* hero. I salute you good oldfag.

#193 - Gedziuzzz (04/21/2012) [-]
This guy is my new hero!
#80 - childcatcher (04/21/2012) [-]
wow, actual advice i can use
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