untitled comic. i think this is one of my longest comics. anyways hopefully this is funny to the rest of you.. hello i am officer murphy. can you tell me what t KERBE comic Cops old ladies murder
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untitled comic. i think this is one of my longest comics. anyways hopefully this is funny to the rest of you.. hello i am officer murphy. can you tell me what t

i think this is one of my longest comics. anyways hopefully this is funny to the rest of you.

hello i am officer
murphy. can you
tell me what the
man looked like?
the one that shot
both your daughter
and nurse
I HAVE A
DAUGHTER?
sigh* alright ma' am it
seems you have
Alzheimers. if you
remember anything call
such a nice boy.
finally we can be together
gertrude. all i had to do is kill
your daughter and nurse. they
never understood our love.
they thought you would never
remember me and i wanted
your millions of dollars when
you died. but i know you love
me and i love you. now we
can be together forever.
WE GOT YOU
FUCKER!
I AM OFFICER JENKINS. AND
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
MURPHY GET m HERE.'
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#51 - hydromatic
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**hydromatic rolls 88**
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#206 to #51 - ryanocorous
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User avatar #150 to #51 - corkscrew
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what would you have done if you hadn't gotten dubs?
User avatar #175 to #150 - hydromatic
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I wasn't even expecting to get dubs, i hadn't planned anything.
User avatar #272 to #175 - tamojikato
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I think he meant did you have a reaction pic related to the comic for that situation.
User avatar #292 to #272 - hydromatic
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I did not, i had to save this comic to paint. Then cut out the reaction from the guy in the red shirt. Then i just posted it as a comment.
#186 to #51 - eiad
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Comment Picture

#187 to #186 - hydromatic
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I almost never roll, i just got lucky this one time. I can't help how many people thumb it.
#53 to #51 - residenthazard
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User avatar #61 to #51 - hydromatic
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Nice job deleting failed attempts below me Pizda.
User avatar #224 to #61 - digimonadventure
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Pizda?
You know what that means?
#234 to #224 - vaskaduzea
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pussy
User avatar #235 to #234 - digimonadventure
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Cunt, preferably
#237 to #235 - vaskaduzea
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picketina is cunt , because cunt is supposed to be an insult
User avatar #239 to #237 - digimonadventure
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Yes, but pizda is also an insult, here are some words from our dictionary:
pussy - pickica, pica
cunt - pizda
a very, very big cunt - picketina, pizdetina
vagina - vagina, picka
#247 to #239 - vaskaduzea
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pa nzm brate ja cunt vidim kao picketina ne kao pizda
#52 to #51 - hydromatic
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#8 - captaincupcakez
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#154 to #21 - tcald
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your face when you had to quickly edit the photos according to your rolls before anyone saw it and commented
User avatar #184 to #154 - admac
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What if he just created 2 separate scenarios and used the correct pictures accordingly?
#297 to #184 - tcald
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what if
#270 to #184 - anon id: 6075d13e
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**anonymous rolls 001**
SCIENCE!!!
#28 to #21 - zoef
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thank you for those comments, made me lol :)
#40 to #21 - norwegianlolz
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Good Work :D
User avatar #23 to #21 - arsyro
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**arsyro rolls 611** dont worry ma'am here are the trips
#79 to #23 - anon id: 79d0c5cc
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**anonymous rolls 543**
#177 to #23 - ruberto
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**ruberto rolls 019**
User avatar #37 to #23 - redking
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**redking rolls 520** These are clearly not trips.
User avatar #38 to #37 - arsyro
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**arsyro rolls 184**
User avatar #151 to #38 - redking
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**redking rolls 465** trips have been deactivated.
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User avatar #294 to #164 - redking
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**redking rolls 47** I will not stop until I get DUBS
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**saone rolls 642**
#255 to #19 - trojanmannn
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ever been so scared you lost your mustache and regrew it ten seconds later?
ever been so scared you lost your mustache and regrew it ten seconds later?
#97 - jackbequeer
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#101 to #100 - frysfrys
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Why did the story have to end? :(
Why did the story have to end? :(
#148 - rshanebarnes
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Aliens
#205 - damayn
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User avatar #215 to #205 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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Exactly what I was ******* thinking.
#280 to #215 - anon id: 6075d13e
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**anonymous rolls 046**

AH-HA! BECAUSE IT'S A MALE COP IN DISGUISE!

... Oh man, I'm gonna get all the red thumbs, aren't I... (even though I used "it's" correctly!)
#78 - notatrollface
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Why didn't the undercover agent stop him from killing the nurse and daughter? And where is the real Gertrude?
Why didn't the undercover agent stop him from killing the nurse and daughter? And where is the real Gertrude?
#81 to #78 - anonynot
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no they set it up and replaced the granny when investigating the murders so they could try to get any tips or find anything
#82 to #81 - notatrollface
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I see... you answered the first question, but where is the real Gertrude?
I see... you answered the first question, but where is the real Gertrude?
#83 to #82 - anonynot
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....gag and chained in Murphy's basement.....
#103 - Pacboy
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THIS,
#104 to #103 - Pacboy
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EQAULS THIS!
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#181 - blackbriar
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#210 to #181 - anon id: 6c631fbc
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what episode it is this from?
User avatar #212 to #210 - blackbriar
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The Losing Edge