Everyone knows this guy. Everyone knows this guy. mmg derp, so lucky dat make u slim and fit. I read it from left to right at first, and i was REALLY confused. Everyone knows t
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#16 - voodoothefrog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #182 to #16 - robotgoose (04/21/2012) [-]
Do you know me?

Honestly, I never work out and I'm still underweight.
#184 to #16 - thehardcorechimp (04/21/2012) [-]
mfw I'm that guy too
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#269 to #16 - barkor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #292 to #16 - goodguygregmazz (04/21/2012) [-]
that's me..
#20 to #16 - jugglingtacos (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm one of those guys
User avatar #76 to #16 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
That's me. Do nothing but scarf down Lunchables, candy, salad, hot dogs, and root beer, and play Xbox, guitar, and browse teh webz all day. Still 5'11, 135 lbs. I'm practically incapable of gaining weight. :[
#384 to #16 - stopsdropsand (04/21/2012) [-]
I am that person. I love having a fast metabolism.
#18 to #16 - skybluetroll (04/21/2012) [-]
Me... I truely don't like being as skinny as i am.
User avatar #22 to #16 - Noah (04/21/2012) [-]
We all have a friend like that.
User avatar #183 to #16 - albetrois (04/21/2012) [-]
Same for me. Im 17, Eat **** loads. have junk food 5-6 times a week, drink alot and just generally un healthy eating, still only 8 stone 2.
User avatar #204 to #16 - milthyfoustache (04/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't want to be skinny though
User avatar #19 to #16 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/21/2012) [-]
Umm... Do you know ME by chance? I'm skinny, i'm on the computer/PS3 All the time, and never get excersize.
Yet i still am 6'4, and 180 lbs.
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User avatar #138 to #42 - kampi (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm 16 in 2 months, 5'9 tall and weighs 143 lbs.

I feel pretty standard...
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User avatar #141 to #139 - kampi (04/21/2012) [-]
Well, my friend is 6'4, so I know what it feels like to walk under a guy like you.
MAN I HATE YOUR WAY OF DESCRIBING WEIGHT AND HEIGHT
I have to google everything!
It's so ANNOYING
...Or is it just me that's stuck with meters and kilos?

...go sweden?
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User avatar #146 to #144 - kampi (04/21/2012) [-]
Oh, then you'd understand that I'm 183 cm tall and weighs 65 kilograms?

THAT FELT SO MUCH EASIER
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#150 to #148 - kampi (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm on your side, bro!
I'm on your side, bro!
#65 to #19 - wodahs (04/21/2012) [-]
6'2 150...
User avatar #322 to #19 - sonofasnitch (04/21/2012) [-]
heh, me too bro.
#84 to #16 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
I am pretty much that guy.   
   
>Mfw
I am pretty much that guy.

>Mfw
#171 to #84 - yettinarch (04/21/2012) [-]
I'll have you know I just laughed so hard from your gif...  I like spit all over my computer screen. God damit.... xD
I'll have you know I just laughed so hard from your gif... I like spit all over my computer screen. God damit.... xD
#170 to #16 - yettinarch (04/21/2012) [-]
That's why I love having a fast metabolism :)
That's why I love having a fast metabolism :)
User avatar #137 to #16 - dgq (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm that kind of guy too :D
I feel blessed...
User avatar #373 to #16 - seymourtets (04/21/2012) [-]
That person is me. I just sit on my ass, eat a bag of Doritos, drink a 2-liter of soda, eat a bucket of KFC and and an entire pizza, play Xbox for 6 hours straight, and now I only weigh 140 lbs and I have a six pack. **** logic yo.
User avatar #50 to #16 - wherestheknech (04/21/2012) [-]
It's because you're body is still growing and needs more energy, or you are one of those people who say they are a "grazer" that eats alot spread out but really doesn't eat a lot.
#358 to #16 - ponythreadftw (04/21/2012) [-]
samefag reporting in.
pic related, i'm in the same situation
User avatar #21 to #16 - jasonmaki (04/21/2012) [-]
i am one of them too im 15 and my 'snacks' are entire tonys pizzas but still im skinny enough to where i can feel my ribs
#38 to #21 - Cheyne (04/21/2012) [-]
Your bbq ribs...
#122 to #21 - racecarewan (04/21/2012) [-]
:) I'm 15 too and my diet consists of candy, i don't exercise or do sport and yet I'm skinny as 			****
:) I'm 15 too and my diet consists of candy, i don't exercise or do sport and yet I'm skinny as ****
User avatar #164 to #122 - tyosiu (04/21/2012) [-]
That's simple.. Obviously your diet doesn't consist of enough carbohydrates for your metabolism to feast on, therefore eating at your body muscle lining and fat.. Sometimes it's not necessarily dependent on the amount of 'sugar' you're body is taking in.
User avatar #282 to #164 - isangelous (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I hope you were joking, because sugars=carbs...Have you EVER looked at a nutritional label? Like, please tell me you're trolling...
#383 to #164 - lordmoldywart (04/21/2012) [-]
you're body is taking in
you're body is taking
you're body is
you're body
you're
#238 to #164 - racecarewan (04/21/2012) [-]
cool thanks
#206 to #122 - yoper (04/21/2012) [-]
Source on that gif?
#239 to #206 - racecarewan (04/21/2012) [-]
Took me a while to find the source. It is called "I have read, Mr. Azazel." but to find it you need to search よんでますよ、アザゼルさん。
here is a link to the site.
You need to login to view this link -remove the brackets
User avatar #270 to #239 - yoper (04/21/2012) [-]
Thanks! With your help I have found the sourcest of the source, definietly will watch it.

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#279 to #270 - racecarewan (04/21/2012) [-]
thanks i couldnt find english subs
#290 to #21 - steeedan (04/21/2012) [-]
Yea but your arteries must hate you.
#336 - yofutofu (04/21/2012) [-]
I read it from left to right at first, and i was REALLY confused.
I read it from left to right at first, and i was REALLY confused.
#285 - runswithspoon (04/21/2012) [-]
my day
#95 - gryx (04/21/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who eats healthy just for the sake of the lifestyle, and not just my looks?
Am I the only one who eats healthy just for the sake of the lifestyle, and not just my looks?
#96 to #95 - fagbagzag (04/21/2012) [-]
I feel ****** when I eat bad food. Of course I do like once a week but I spend 1 hour+ in the gym so it kind of evens out. I've always been kind of fat and I ******* hate it that all of my friends are skinny and eat McDonalds 24/7 and never gain an ounce of weight.
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User avatar #346 to #340 - notspam (04/21/2012) [-]
same here i weigh 126 pounds and i'm 6'2.
I'm built like a stick man.
User avatar #354 to #346 - mrsquig (04/21/2012) [-]
Or you're Slenderman.
#368 to #354 - notspam (04/21/2012) [-]
I never thought of that way, but yeah I guess I'm Slenderman
User avatar #371 to #346 - meganinja (04/21/2012) [-]
126 and 6'2? holy **** that's skinnier than i am, and i only know one person who's skinnier than i am, and i think she's anorexic.
#342 to #340 - mcniggerface (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you're built like a sheet of paper.
I'm guessing you're built like a sheet of paper.
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#305 - dickorcock (04/21/2012) [-]
Paula Dean's FW she is told to eat healthier foods.
User avatar #68 - schwarzenschwanz (04/21/2012) [-]
i know people who constantly eat junk food, like mcdonalds, every day. they stay in perfectly fine shape and you wouldnt suspect a thing. they dont exercise everyday, they dont burn off all the food they eat... it does have something to do with genes, and also luck, and your metabolism.
#142 to #68 - chipchop (04/21/2012) [-]
I order a large big mac meal and eat the entire thing about 1-3 times a week, and I'm underweight. =P
User avatar #77 to #68 - blashyrkh (04/21/2012) [-]
I eat like a ******* pig and don't do **** and I've been a solid 180lbs (I'm 6'4") the past 5 years.
User avatar #72 to #68 - Kanuk (04/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, for now. Wait until they're 35 and their metabolism slows down :/
User avatar #91 to #72 - malacrianza (04/21/2012) [-]
This. People who eat a lot but don't gain weight because of their fast metabolism will start getting fat really fast when they reach their 30-40's.
User avatar #134 - shenro (04/21/2012) [-]
1.81m tall, 62kg and im the guy on the left
User avatar #143 to #134 - nightauditor (04/21/2012) [-]
That´s actually pretty skinny. You should eat something man!
User avatar #152 to #143 - shenro (04/21/2012) [-]
oh but i do, i eat alot, when other people are full, i still go on like it was nothing
User avatar #220 to #152 - spoonless (04/21/2012) [-]
1m91, 68kg.

Eat like a bottomless ******* pit. **** logic.
User avatar #174 to #152 - nightauditor (04/21/2012) [-]
Good for you then!! I was like that until my early 20´s. The first time I started to get a belly I was like "WTF is that thing???".

So I became a mild version of the guy on the right to correct that.

Enjoy it as long as it lasts!
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User avatar #187 to #160 - drdres (04/21/2012) [-]
Dude, I weigh more than 20 kg more than you and we're the exact same in length. You got to be skinny as hell.
#359 - thechosentroll (04/21/2012) [-]
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Why do people care so much about their weight? I'm 186cm, (6'4), 95kg (209 pounds) and I don't give a rats ass about my weight. True, I'm a bit tubby, but I don't run around saying "I wish I could be as skinny as you" or go for that cheesy "I'm just bigbined" crap. I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't feel like losing any weight. Why can't other people admit it? Still, if you can't see your dick, you should probably do some excercise.
#407 to #359 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** i like foods taste yum
**anonymous rolled image** i like foods taste yum
User avatar #362 to #359 - thechosentroll (04/21/2012) [-]
Plus, there are some good sides. My fat keeps me afloat in water, warm in winter and allows me to crack fat jokes about other people without looking like an asshole.
#366 to #359 - madjackwack (04/21/2012) [-]
your face when.
your face when.
#314 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
I really hope that I'm not the only one who sees the irony in this post, but the guy on the left is your typical FunnyJunker (96%) of this website
#26 - wafflepan (04/21/2012) [-]
**wafflepan rolled a random image posted in comment #4111635 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW I'm as athletic as a whale in quicksand
but I'm 15 and weigh 124 pounds
#44 to #26 - bellcake (04/21/2012) [-]
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#132 to #26 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
being skinny =/= being athletic
#27 to #26 - wafflepan (04/21/2012) [-]
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#28 to #27 - wafflepan (04/21/2012) [-]
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**cubanwhiteman rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Well that explains a lot **
What the **** is going on here!?
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**dragonzard rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Forever alone ** I WANNA ROLL A PONY TOO.
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**wafflepan rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Delicious level : 9000 ** OH LAWD
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Congrats on rolling cancer!
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**dragonzard rolls 59** It`s a blessing,my only blessing is that i can roll DUBS.
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**anonymous rolls 23** I think you dropped these.
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**dragonzard rolls 90** :b
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#82 to #27 - sosyourmom (04/21/2012) [-]
As you wish
User avatar #338 - smokedmeatlog (04/21/2012) [-]
"fatness runs in my family."
"no, the problem is nobody runs in your family."
User avatar #2 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
The problem is that I am the left one and I am skinny as **** (like 60 kg)

help?...
#10 to #2 - lolibear (04/20/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #13 to #2 - minionofdolan (04/20/2012) [-]
Im 23 and weight 125lbs been holding the same weight for over 5 years no matter how much I eat or dont its the same.
#159 to #2 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
as said, working out will get you going. after your muscles start increasing you'll probably need to start eating more, and gaining more weight
User avatar #169 to #2 - Fabianz (04/21/2012) [-]
SS + GOMAD
Google
#7 to #2 - blizzeh ONLINE (04/20/2012) [-]
Ditto, but hey it's magic, I aint gotta explain ****
User avatar #3 to #2 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
halp pls
#4 to #3 - lkjam (04/20/2012) [-]
Increase meat in your diet and start doing some sport. Go to the gym, swim, or go running (well it would be best if you do all of those :D) it will help you to gain muscles and therefore weight (muscles are heavier than fat). It will be hard in the beginning, it always is, but don't lose faith (it takes cca 1month for you to notice that your body is changing), shoot photos of yourself to see that you truly are gaining muscles. Get a good workout routine (plenty of them on the internet). Just don't sit the whole day at home (not just because you think you are skinny which doesn't really look healthy, but think about how unhealthy you can become if you continue like this).
User avatar #6 to #4 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
Do you think if I do around 75 push-ups and 150 sit-ups, I will notice difference?
User avatar #17 to #6 - mexirican (04/21/2012) [-]
you might notice a quick tone up but it will go away as quickly as it came because you will plateau. remember, high weight low rep for bulk (gain weight) and low weight high rep for tone (lose weight).
#8 to #6 - lkjam (04/20/2012) [-]
you will for sure but it will probably take longer. Don't forget about other muscle parts too such as your back and legs, I can't really imagine someone with a big chest and shoulders and a small back... look up some exercises you can easily do with your own body at home (i would recommend you something but i got no idea how they are called in my own language :D)
User avatar #9 to #8 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
ok thanks
#11 to #9 - anon (04/20/2012) [-]
you should really train your back, it helps to prevent problems.
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#136 - biiirrrrr (04/21/2012) [-]
Fapping is probably the most exercise I get all day, don't even give a 			****		.
Fapping is probably the most exercise I get all day, don't even give a **** .
User avatar #140 to #136 - skrelt (04/21/2012) [-]
nope, your not giving a **** , thats hy you fap
User avatar #153 to #140 - sindre (04/21/2012) [-]
you're*
User avatar #157 to #153 - skrelt (04/21/2012) [-]
FML
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#351 to #350 - irokk (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm all bony too, but not Anorexic. It has something to do with how fats your body breaks down food. (Metabolism.)
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#277 - brokentrucker ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Mfw I am 21, almost 22, six foot tall even, and weigh 132.something pounds.   
   
I also have the energy reserves of an ADD kid after chugging a 12 pack of energy drinks....at all times.   
   
By the way the gif is me when hyper.
Mfw I am 21, almost 22, six foot tall even, and weigh 132.something pounds.

I also have the energy reserves of an ADD kid after chugging a 12 pack of energy drinks....at all times.

By the way the gif is me when hyper.
#293 to #277 - yonkersofwgkta (04/21/2012) [-]
17 , six foot 3 inches and 139 , i love being skinny
User avatar #319 to #277 - conagheraxe (04/21/2012) [-]
20, 6'1 and (Last I checked) 189 pounds.

Most of the people in my dorm are getting increasingly fat throughout the year.
#280 to #277 - gliese (04/21/2012) [-]
21 years old , 6 feet tall and 132 pounds. you're pretty skinny
User avatar #281 to #280 - brokentrucker ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Yup. I can circle my thumb and pinky around my wrist.

But god damnit I'm still sexy.
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User avatar #223 to #221 - luakazuki (04/21/2012) [-]
Yeah me too, I have a nice mix of both. Best way to live =D
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User avatar #197 - somekornchick (04/21/2012) [-]
But I'm lazy and practically live off fried chicken. I'm still thin!!
#216 to #197 - opisprettycoolguy (04/21/2012) [-]
How's your cholesterol count, brah?
#212 to #197 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Even if you eat as much as you want, bet its not half as much as fat guy eats. There are two types of lazy, people who dont intentionaly exercise and those who DO NOT MOVE. Bet your shoes are worn quickly.
User avatar #43 - brandonstanford (04/21/2012) [-]
Im 15 and do everything the fat guy does and Im skinny..
User avatar #48 to #43 - notevenmad (04/21/2012) [-]
probably becuase you're one of those skinny weak ass kids like in my wellness class. pathetic
#73 to #48 - Kanuk (04/21/2012) [-]
Gee, I wish I could be a big strong asshole like you!
Gee, I wish I could be a big strong asshole like you!
#99 to #73 - fagbagzag (04/21/2012) [-]
I don't exactly think that's what he was going for there yes he insulted you, but in reality he's probably jealous you can stay skinny.

Before anyone says anything I'm fat but try to eat well and stay active but am still fat.
User avatar #413 to #99 - Kanuk (04/22/2012) [-]
He didn't insult me, he insulted brandonstanford. And even if he was jealous, calling someone pathetic for being skinny is just a dick move. And later on he says they make him sick. The kid just sounds like a douche to me
User avatar #57 to #48 - brandonstanford (04/21/2012) [-]
Im not weak or super skinny I lift weights and go to the gym every friday but the rest of the time i just stay on the computer or play video games..
User avatar #58 to #57 - notevenmad (04/21/2012) [-]
Going to the gyms 4 days out of 30 isnt good. Free weights suck too. Just saying
User avatar #59 to #58 - brandonstanford (04/21/2012) [-]
Well my dad works and he is never able to take me..Im 5'7 and bench 135
User avatar #60 to #59 - notevenmad (04/21/2012) [-]
p90x.
User avatar #61 to #60 - brandonstanford (04/21/2012) [-]
I ain't doing any P90x or Zumba **** I will just stick to gym until I get a car in a month so i can go anytime i want
User avatar #62 to #61 - notevenmad (04/21/2012) [-]
Are you ******* stupid or naive? P90x is Chest and back, Plyometrics, Shoulders and arms etc. Not all just stretching. It's better than doing free weights and gives you very great exercise on different muscles.
User avatar #63 to #62 - brandonstanford (04/21/2012) [-]
ok, I just want to work on shoulders and arms and I can stress too much on back at 15 but thx for the advice
User avatar #74 to #63 - Kanuk (04/21/2012) [-]
Ignore the idiot below me. P90X is awesome but don't do ab ripper every day. Just 3-4 times a week. :)
User avatar #64 to #63 - notevenmad (04/21/2012) [-]
And do ab ripper after everything everyday.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - notevenmad (04/21/2012) [-]
No the bony skinny ass kids make me sick
#54 to #52 - regalflat (04/21/2012) [-]
Oh then im sorry. I over reacted.
User avatar #56 to #43 - cavemanpedro (04/21/2012) [-]
if you continue like you'll eventually be the fat guy.
User avatar #365 - thewickedgoose (04/21/2012) [-]
but i have a friend who is exactly like me but he does less that me, and he is still looks anorexic

i look fat
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