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#16 - voodoothefrog **User deleted account**
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#170 to #16 - yettinarch
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(04/21/2012) [-]
That's why I love having a fast metabolism :)
That's why I love having a fast metabolism :)
#182 to #16 - robotgoose
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Do you know me?

Honestly, I never work out and I'm still underweight.
#184 to #16 - thehardcorechimp
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(04/21/2012) [-]
mfw I'm that guy too
#192 to #16 - Omnicide **User deleted account**
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#269 to #16 - barkor **User deleted account**
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#20 to #16 - jugglingtacos
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I'm one of those guys
#50 to #16 - wherestheknech
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(04/21/2012) [-]
It's because you're body is still growing and needs more energy, or you are one of those people who say they are a "grazer" that eats alot spread out but really doesn't eat a lot.
#373 to #16 - seymourtets
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(04/21/2012) [-]
That person is me. I just sit on my ass, eat a bag of Doritos, drink a 2-liter of soda, eat a bucket of KFC and and an entire pizza, play Xbox for 6 hours straight, and now I only weigh 140 lbs and I have a six pack. **** logic yo.
#384 to #16 - stopsdropsand
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I am that person. I love having a fast metabolism.
#22 to #16 - Noah
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(04/21/2012) [-]
We all have a friend like that.
#183 to #16 - albetrois
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Same for me. Im 17, Eat **** loads. have junk food 5-6 times a week, drink alot and just generally un healthy eating, still only 8 stone 2.
#204 to #16 - milthyfoustache
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't want to be skinny though
#19 to #16 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Umm... Do you know ME by chance? I'm skinny, i'm on the computer/PS3 All the time, and never get excersize.
Yet i still am 6'4, and 180 lbs.
#42 to #19 - mattyran
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#138 to #42 - kampi ONLINE
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I'm 16 in 2 months, 5'9 tall and weighs 143 lbs.

I feel pretty standard...
#139 to #138 - mattyran
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#141 to #139 - kampi ONLINE
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Well, my friend is 6'4, so I know what it feels like to walk under a guy like you.
MAN I HATE YOUR WAY OF DESCRIBING WEIGHT AND HEIGHT
I have to google everything!
It's so ANNOYING
...Or is it just me that's stuck with meters and kilos?

...go sweden?
#144 to #141 - mattyran
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#146 to #144 - kampi ONLINE
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Oh, then you'd understand that I'm 183 cm tall and weighs 65 kilograms?

THAT FELT SO MUCH EASIER
#148 to #146 - mattyran
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#150 to #148 - kampi ONLINE
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I'm on your side, bro!
I'm on your side, bro!
#322 to #19 - sonofasnitch
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(04/21/2012) [-]
heh, me too bro.
#65 to #19 - wodahs
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(04/21/2012) [-]
6'2 150...
#84 to #16 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I am pretty much that guy.   
   
>Mfw
I am pretty much that guy.

>Mfw
#171 to #84 - yettinarch
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I'll have you know I just laughed so hard from your gif...  I like spit all over my computer screen. God damit.... xD
I'll have you know I just laughed so hard from your gif... I like spit all over my computer screen. God damit.... xD
#137 to #16 - dgq
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I'm that kind of guy too :D
I feel blessed...
#76 to #16 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE
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(04/21/2012) [-]
That's me. Do nothing but scarf down Lunchables, candy, salad, hot dogs, and root beer, and play Xbox, guitar, and browse teh webz all day. Still 5'11, 135 lbs. I'm practically incapable of gaining weight. :[
#358 to #16 - ponythreadftw
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(04/21/2012) [-]
samefag reporting in.
pic related, i'm in the same situation
#18 to #16 - skybluetroll
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Me... I truely don't like being as skinny as i am.
#292 to #16 - goodguygregmazz
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(04/21/2012) [-]
that's me..
#21 to #16 - jasonmaki
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(04/21/2012) [-]
i am one of them too im 15 and my 'snacks' are entire tonys pizzas but still im skinny enough to where i can feel my ribs
#38 to #21 - Cheyne
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Your bbq ribs...
#122 to #21 - racecarewan
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(04/21/2012) [-]
:) I'm 15 too and my diet consists of candy, i don't exercise or do sport and yet I'm skinny as ****
:) I'm 15 too and my diet consists of candy, i don't exercise or do sport and yet I'm skinny as ****
#164 to #122 - tyosiu
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(04/21/2012) [-]
That's simple.. Obviously your diet doesn't consist of enough carbohydrates for your metabolism to feast on, therefore eating at your body muscle lining and fat.. Sometimes it's not necessarily dependent on the amount of 'sugar' you're body is taking in.
#383 to #164 - lordmoldywart
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(04/21/2012) [-]
you're body is taking in
you're body is taking
you're body is
you're body
you're
#282 to #164 - isangelous
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I hope you were joking, because sugars=carbs...Have you EVER looked at a nutritional label? Like, please tell me you're trolling...
#238 to #164 - racecarewan
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(04/21/2012) [-]
cool thanks
#206 to #122 - yoper
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Source on that gif?
#239 to #206 - racecarewan
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Took me a while to find the source. It is called "I have read, Mr. Azazel." but to find it you need to search よんでますよ、アザゼルさん。
here is a link to the site.
You need to login to view this link -remove the brackets
#270 to #239 - yoper
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Thanks! With your help I have found the sourcest of the source, definietly will watch it.

You need to login to view this link

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#279 to #270 - racecarewan
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(04/21/2012) [-]
thanks i couldnt find english subs
#290 to #21 - steeedan
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Yea but your arteries must hate you.
#336 - yofutofu
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I read it from left to right at first, and i was REALLY confused.
I read it from left to right at first, and i was REALLY confused.
#26 - wafflepan
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(04/21/2012) [-]
**wafflepan rolled a random image posted in comment #4111635 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW I'm as athletic as a whale in quicksand
but I'm 15 and weigh 124 pounds
#132 to #26 - anon
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(04/21/2012) [-]
being skinny =/= being athletic
#44 to #26 - bellcake
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**bellcake rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at NSFW **
**bellcake rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at NSFW **
#27 to #26 - wafflepan
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**wafflepan rolled a random image posted in comment #3824130 at FJ Pony Thread ** **** PONIES
#28 to #27 - wafflepan
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(04/21/2012) [-]
**wafflepan rolled a random image posted in comment #3992424 at FJ Pony Thread ** In the ass?
#34 to #28 - cubanwhiteman
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(04/21/2012) [-]
**cubanwhiteman rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Well that explains a lot **
What the **** is going on here!?
#29 to #28 - wafflepan
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#30 to #28 - dragonzard
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**dragonzard rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Forever alone ** I WANNA ROLL A PONY TOO.
#31 to #30 - wafflepan
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**wafflepan rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at 4chan ** ITS A CURSE
#32 to #31 - wafflepan
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**wafflepan rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Delicious level : 9000 ** OH LAWD
#93 to #31 - ihadtoregister
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Congrats on rolling cancer!
#33 to #31 - dragonzard
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**dragonzard rolls 59** It`s a blessing,my only blessing is that i can roll DUBS.
#39 to #33 - anon
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(04/21/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 23** I think you dropped these.
#40 to #39 - dragonzard
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**dragonzard rolls 90** :b
#82 to #27 - sosyourmom
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(04/21/2012) [-]
As you wish
#88 to #82 - chewiethewookie
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#95 - gryx
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who eats healthy just for the sake of the lifestyle, and not just my looks?
Am I the only one who eats healthy just for the sake of the lifestyle, and not just my looks?
#96 to #95 - fagbagzag
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I feel ****** when I eat bad food. Of course I do like once a week but I spend 1 hour+ in the gym so it kind of evens out. I've always been kind of fat and I ******* hate it that all of my friends are skinny and eat McDonalds 24/7 and never gain an ounce of weight.
#100 to #95 - hueyfreeman
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#106 to #95 - jslut **User deleted account**
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#68 - schwarzenschwanz
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(04/21/2012) [-]
i know people who constantly eat junk food, like mcdonalds, every day. they stay in perfectly fine shape and you wouldnt suspect a thing. they dont exercise everyday, they dont burn off all the food they eat... it does have something to do with genes, and also luck, and your metabolism.
#142 to #68 - chipchop
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I order a large big mac meal and eat the entire thing about 1-3 times a week, and I'm underweight. =P
#77 to #68 - blashyrkh
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I eat like a ******* pig and don't do **** and I've been a solid 180lbs (I'm 6'4") the past 5 years.
#72 to #68 - Kanuk
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, for now. Wait until they're 35 and their metabolism slows down :/
#91 to #72 - malacrianza
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(04/21/2012) [-]
This. People who eat a lot but don't gain weight because of their fast metabolism will start getting fat really fast when they reach their 30-40's.
#359 - thechosentroll
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(04/21/2012) [-]
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Why do people care so much about their weight? I'm 186cm, (6'4), 95kg (209 pounds) and I don't give a rats ass about my weight. True, I'm a bit tubby, but I don't run around saying "I wish I could be as skinny as you" or go for that cheesy "I'm just bigbined" crap. I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't feel like losing any weight. Why can't other people admit it? Still, if you can't see your dick, you should probably do some excercise.
#407 to #359 - anon
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**anonymous rolled image** i like foods taste yum
**anonymous rolled image** i like foods taste yum
#362 to #359 - thechosentroll
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Plus, there are some good sides. My fat keeps me afloat in water, warm in winter and allows me to crack fat jokes about other people without looking like an asshole.
#366 to #359 - madjackwack
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(04/21/2012) [-]
your face when.
your face when.
#181 - winniedawho
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I have 2 cuuuttteee little japanese spitz, but I'll look gay If I'll walk them,.. too bad
#193 to #181 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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(04/21/2012) [-]
You are not gay because of that   
   
YOU ARE GAY BECAUSE YOU LOVE COCK
You are not gay because of that

YOU ARE GAY BECAUSE YOU LOVE COCK
#350 - theamazingmaze **User deleted account**
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#351 to #350 - irokk
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I'm all bony too, but not Anorexic. It has something to do with how fats your body breaks down food. (Metabolism.)
#353 to #351 - theamazingmaze **User deleted account**
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#43 - brandonstanford
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Im 15 and do everything the fat guy does and Im skinny..
#48 to #43 - notevenmad
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(04/21/2012) [-]
probably becuase you're one of those skinny weak ass kids like in my wellness class. pathetic
#73 to #48 - Kanuk
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Gee, I wish I could be a big strong asshole like you!
Gee, I wish I could be a big strong asshole like you!
#99 to #73 - fagbagzag
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I don't exactly think that's what he was going for there yes he insulted you, but in reality he's probably jealous you can stay skinny.

Before anyone says anything I'm fat but try to eat well and stay active but am still fat.
#413 to #99 - Kanuk
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(04/22/2012) [-]
He didn't insult me, he insulted brandonstanford. And even if he was jealous, calling someone pathetic for being skinny is just a dick move. And later on he says they make him sick. The kid just sounds like a douche to me
#57 to #48 - brandonstanford
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Im not weak or super skinny I lift weights and go to the gym every friday but the rest of the time i just stay on the computer or play video games..
#58 to #57 - notevenmad
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Going to the gyms 4 days out of 30 isnt good. Free weights suck too. Just saying
#59 to #58 - brandonstanford
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Well my dad works and he is never able to take me..Im 5'7 and bench 135
#60 to #59 - notevenmad
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(04/21/2012) [-]
p90x.
#61 to #60 - brandonstanford
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(04/21/2012) [-]
I ain't doing any P90x or Zumba **** I will just stick to gym until I get a car in a month so i can go anytime i want
#62 to #61 - notevenmad
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Are you ******* stupid or naive? P90x is Chest and back, Plyometrics, Shoulders and arms etc. Not all just stretching. It's better than doing free weights and gives you very great exercise on different muscles.
#63 to #62 - brandonstanford
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(04/21/2012) [-]
ok, I just want to work on shoulders and arms and I can stress too much on back at 15 but thx for the advice
#74 to #63 - Kanuk
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Ignore the idiot below me. P90X is awesome but don't do ab ripper every day. Just 3-4 times a week. :)
#64 to #63 - notevenmad
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(04/21/2012) [-]
And do ab ripper after everything everyday.
#51 to #48 - regalflat
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#52 to #51 - notevenmad
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(04/21/2012) [-]
No the bony skinny ass kids make me sick
#54 to #52 - regalflat
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(04/21/2012) [-]
Oh then im sorry. I over reacted.
#56 to #43 - cavemanpedro
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(04/21/2012) [-]
if you continue like you'll eventually be the fat guy.
#285 - runswithspoon
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(04/21/2012) [-]
my day