The Coldest Gift.... . Happy Birthday Katy's I hope you Ilka it... OMS BABY! THANK U II AN u ME AN IPHONEGUY WHAT THE Hill is wanna WITH vow? mums so DAMN vou'
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The Coldest Gift...

Happy Birthday Katy's
I hope you Ilka it...
OMS
BABY!
THANK U II
AN u ME AN
IPHONEGUY
WHAT THE Hill is wanna WITH vow?
mums so DAMN
vou' ye been talking about it my the past a months. we
been asking you what you want
for you' re birthday my over: month naval and you said
you axon’: want drnothing at all. so I assumed was
would be the ideal an
IF I TALK ABOUT IT AN
IPHONE IT DOSEN' T
MEAN I WANT ! l
Enjoy the rest of your
evening!
warm mu mind man heave whim.
om can ouwe bill
new son. This is
Kati: mom. Can
I talk on you for a
well firstly,
I just wanna
tell you tha .
MY DAUGHTER IS NOT YOU' RE PRIVATE
PUNCHING BAG! HOW DARE YOU BEHAVE WITH HER
LIKE THIW. SHE IS IN TEARS YOU BEAT HER UP,
CALLED HER A SLUT AND A BITCH! GOD KNOWS
WHAT ELSE" IF I SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR MY
DAUGHTER, I SWEAR TO GOD I' LL CALL THE COPS ON
YOUIR SO STAY AWAY FROM HEROI
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEA
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT BO
OPE YOU BURN IN
2 Days Later -
on " you. You' re not supposed " be here.
Mom' s upstairs and If she Brads out you' re
here, shell all the new on you Best you
leave right mm.
on SO your mum hunt.
Amway
zoom. In here H soy
Think of it
as a parting
gift from me..
...
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User avatar #203 - goodguygregmazz (04/20/2012) [-]
**goodguygregmazz rolls 866**
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User avatar #320 to #203 - ghostrollerelite (04/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #313 to #203 - nippuhl (04/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #314 to #313 - nippuhl (04/21/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 55** Plus this
#498 to #314 - hahns (04/21/2012) [-]
^rolls **** number tries to win by adding... gets dubs... only deletes original roll
User avatar #315 to #314 - nippuhl (04/21/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 63** And 22
User avatar #204 to #203 - goodguygregmazz (04/20/2012) [-]
**goodguygregmazz rolls 22** plus this
#206 to #204 - godihateyouall (04/20/2012) [-]
So...Much...Win
#210 to #204 - kevenb (04/20/2012) [-]
........... what
........... what
#240 to #204 - marconde ONLINE (04/20/2012) [-]
WITCHCRAFT
#209 to #204 - goodguygregmazz (04/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #110 to #94 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (04/20/2012) [-]
Way too wrinkly?
#25 - fuzionsauce (04/20/2012) [-]
Subtle inclusion of Dolan.
Subtle inclusion of Dolan.
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#534 to #25 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
who the **** cares shut the **** up you little pussy faggot
#562 to #534 - Jorgin (04/21/2012) [-]
Sure is 10 in here.
User avatar #40 to #25 - minionofdolan (04/20/2012) [-]
I like it :3
#887 to #618 - geraldbostock (04/21/2012) [-]
Everything went bitters from excrement.
#353 to #25 - nippuhl (04/21/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Reminds me of this.
#24 - iamjohngalt (04/20/2012) [-]
It was the defining moment for young Adolf as he realized the world would not understand his internal turmoil unless he grew a mustache, ran for head of his political party and showed the world how he really felt about members of families with the same origins as his first love.
#917 to #24 - anon (05/18/2012) [-]
so, because I can tell that his first love wasn't handicapped or an intellectual by her psychotic behaviour, she's either a communist or a jew?
#34 to #24 - newzealander (04/20/2012) [-]
That was quite good, Good Job Bro
That was quite good, Good Job Bro
#502 - shootforbrains (04/21/2012) [-]
BOOM!!.. no more girlfriend
#227 - tacoarecrazy (04/20/2012) [-]
<did the same person who made this make this photo
#181 - thatsmrnoob (04/20/2012) [-]
at the end he looks like Hitler without a mustache
at the end he looks like Hitler without a mustache
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User avatar #56 to #52 - assdoreponyfucker (04/20/2012) [-]
nice one
#252 - doctorknuckles (04/21/2012) [-]
proving cool guys don't look at explosions.
proving cool guys don't look at explosions.
User avatar #258 to #252 - thebritishguy (04/21/2012) [-]
did you hear that song?
User avatar #271 to #258 - doctorknuckles (04/21/2012) [-]
a while ago. very funny.
User avatar #278 to #271 - thebritishguy (04/21/2012) [-]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.yes.
#512 - snugglepuff (04/21/2012) [-]
**snugglepuff rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Music ** mfw her mom called
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#513 to #512 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Dat relevance.
#449 - slyaton (04/21/2012) [-]
he forgot the bomb dance
he forgot the bomb dance
#381 - pwincesswoona (04/21/2012) [-]
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#836 - carnivoroushippy (04/21/2012) [-]
boyfriend plz
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#349 - NicksterMagster (04/21/2012) [-]
Alternate ending.
Alternate ending.
#144 to #131 - toothles (04/20/2012) [-]
eksposhun pls
eksposhun pls
#150 to #144 - hydromatic (04/20/2012) [-]
toothles pls.
toothles pls.
#360 - hagfishking (04/21/2012) [-]
Bitches be crazy
- Ronald Reagan
#369 to #360 - IceCreamGuy (04/21/2012) [-]
Y'all should listen to Reagan, pimp knows his ****
-George Washington
#391 to #369 - scratchpadmcweiner (04/21/2012) [-]
You can't always trust quotes you see on the internet   
-Abraham Lincoln
You can't always trust quotes you see on the internet
-Abraham Lincoln
#394 to #391 - IceCreamGuy (04/21/2012) [-]
***** like Abraham comin' up in dis thread, like he freed the slaves or something, ***** gotta respect
-Mark Twain
#398 to #394 - scratchpadmcweiner (04/21/2012) [-]
That Mark Twain, he was never as sedate as history would make us think
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
#400 to #398 - IceCreamGuy (04/21/2012) [-]
I ****** your mom last tomorrow
-Batman
#404 to #400 - scratchpadmcweiner (04/21/2012) [-]
We will fight them on the beaches
-Adolf Hitler
#406 to #404 - IceCreamGuy (04/21/2012) [-]
Remember the alamo
-Sam Houston
#434 to #406 - thewafflenator (04/21/2012) [-]
I haven't seen any of you history bitches doing any time travel, now have I?
-The Doctor
#910 to #434 - itsameweegee (04/26/2012) [-]
Bitches love my dick   
-Doug Walker
Bitches love my dick
-Doug Walker
User avatar #377 to #369 - nerdierguy (04/21/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#384 to #377 - IceCreamGuy (04/21/2012) [-]
Reagan and Washington were total pimps in their day, nothing could come between those two.
-Albert Einstein, not pictured Nicholas Tesla, or is he? You decide
-John Maddon
Quote With in a quote
-you lost the game
User avatar #386 to #384 - nerdierguy (04/21/2012) [-]
No. I meant the part where GW is referencing a guy who wouldn't be born until after the centennial of his death.
User avatar #388 to #386 - IceCreamGuy (04/21/2012) [-]
O, I understood, I just wanted an excuse to go on a tangent
#289 - skuser (04/21/2012) [-]
Glorious comic OP
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