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User avatar #125 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
welcome to Australia, the temperature forecast all year round is "fucking hot" and "fucking cold" and any random day, regardless of what season your in.

also, the entire country is divided into 3 sections

1: shit thats on fire
2: shit thats underwater
3: shit thats due to be either on fire or underwater within the next few years
#129 to #125 - newall (04/20/2012) [-]
depends where you live man, i used to live in WA and it was like a constant 40 degrees, all the time, and then it just rained for like 3 weeks at a time, whilst maintaining the same temperature.

wasn't often cold, never flooded while i was there, but yeah man, weird weather.
User avatar #145 to #129 - teoferrazzi (04/20/2012) [-]
should specify for the amerifags, it's 40 degrees celsius
#146 to #145 - newall (04/20/2012) [-]
yeah, i thought about that, and then i was all liek, nah fuckit, tanks, though.
User avatar #135 to #129 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
and if you ask me, WA is waaaaay overdue for something fucked up, its been too quiet over there lately

your in for a tsunami or a comet or some shit
#152 to #135 - marsy (04/20/2012) [-]
If we're hit by some sort of disaster in the near future, I'm holding you responsible.
User avatar #158 to #152 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
HAHAHA if your hit by a disaster in the near future i am going to use my ungodly powers of nature to rule the world :)

User avatar #132 to #129 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
australia, where mother nature tries out new shit
#134 to #132 - newall (04/20/2012) [-]
and every single living thing will do everything in its power to kill you.
User avatar #136 to #134 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
the top 10 deadliest snakes in the world

9 of them live in australia
#137 to #136 - newall (04/20/2012) [-]
i remember when i was about 4 i went into my garden and there was a queen hornet about 8 inches long just fucking floating about like the bitch owned the place. nearly shat myself.

saw a couple of birds get eaten too. and yet i still miss the place :(
User avatar #138 to #137 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
>3 years old
>see first huntsman spider
>mum assures me it was a fucking huge one, like a dinnerplate
>not know what a spider is because im 3
>eat spider
#139 to #138 - newall (04/20/2012) [-]
hahahaha amazing, i used to love huntsmen, only spiders in the universe that are friendly, and their fucking huge.
User avatar #141 to #139 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
they genuinely are friendly though, they can crawl all over you and not horribly maim you

they're like the auzzie spiderbro
#143 to #141 - newall (04/20/2012) [-]
its true, especially in the "winter" they genuinely enjoy human body warmth.

mother nature you so cray' (aint it jay?)
User avatar #148 to #143 - LEAFMAN (04/20/2012) [-]
this conversation has made me want to go hug some spiders
#149 to #148 - newall (04/20/2012) [-]
i find the more you think about spiders, the more you want to, probably just as well i live in the UK now, then :(
#126 to #125 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
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