Mind blown. This is an old stoner comic that I found deep in the depths of my /b/ folder. It used to be one of my favorites because if I saw this on TV while re
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This is an old stoner comic that I found deep in the depths of my /b/ folder. It used to be one of my favorites because if I saw this on TV while really high, I'd **** my pants

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Alright Mr. Thomas, we surveyed a hundred people...
What part of the body do you notice first when
interacting with e member of the opposite sex’!
Well the mind isn' t exactly a physical part of your
body. consciousness is on a different plane than the
rest M the observe universe. Try measuring my
thoughts with a ruler or recording a song I hear in my
head. You cannot because they are an abstract
representation that my consciousness creates.
But neurobiology has shown that everything In your
brain is a physical part of this universe. when your
brain shuts off, your consciousness shuts off. Th-
is no "you" around somewhere. it' s lust
your brain picking up the senses that your human
body allows it to detect, creating a unique
so you believe a small squishy mass of tissue that
is lodged In the skull can feel emotions, store
memories, contemplate the meaning of Iii and
build space stations?
Your brain is basically 10!) trillion little computers,
cells, that each are all working together to make you
Milli your biological needs. None ttf these cells have
their own consciousness, but when they are all
working together, you become aware.
You cannot prove that your consciousness exists
outside your own seth In all reality, we could all "
one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
What about drugs'. We can both agree that drugs
are physical chemicals. when these chemicals are
introduced to the body, it alters the mind. This
proves that your consciousness is just a balance
of physical chemicals that can be played with.
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#9 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#54 - alexsommers (04/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#85 - tehlulzbringer (04/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
****
I'm accidentally learning again.
#124 - hauntzor (04/20/2012) [-]
WHAT I LEARNED ON FUNNYJUNK TODAY IS...
#118 - BecauseISaidSo (04/20/2012) [-]
>hfw he gets 0 points for the answer
#20 - gildemoono (04/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
how fitting...
#128 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at 'Merica ** what he'll do when the answer is wrong
#139 - obbichan (04/20/2012) [-]
**obbichan rolled a random image posted in comment #3770361 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw this **** happens to me
#138 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #202 at Well shit... ** It's an awful feeling to realize in the end all we are is a bag of flesh and bone, isn't it?
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #202 at Well shit... ** It's an awful feeling to realize in the end all we are is a bag of flesh and bone, isn't it?
#135 - fearian (04/20/2012) [-]






Didn't read it.
#195 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
It's either willful ignorance or simple lack of research that would lead one to believe that there's nothing more than the purely physical. That is, what we CURRENTLY understand and can measure.

Arrogance at its finest. Its symptoms are flat dismissal of anything, be them ideas, opinions or pure evidence, of a contrary possibility, without actually giving it hard look.

It's EASY to just scoff and dismiss an idea. It's hard to consider that there's something you don't know or, more specifically, that maybe a point of view you've held so closely could possibly - just possibly - be incorrect.

The recorded, measured and documented evidence in the subjects of the "paranormal" or "metaphysical" (those themselves taking on a "laughable" connotation to some, thanks to this very debilitating point of view and close-mindedness) is vast. And I'm not talking about some random Joe Blow on YouTube who "filmed a ghost" or anything like that. I mean the purely empirical data and measured "oddities" that our current systems of physical science cannot address or reconcile.

They're out there. You've seen some of them, and maybe heard of others. But you've ignored them. And, for the most part, you haven't bothered to research them further.

Why? Because they're ridiculous. Laughable. Like the Earth orbiting the sun, like cellphones and microwaves.

One day this whole matter will no longer be so mysterious, and we as a race will look back on it as yet another frontier that the intellectual blindness and arrogance of our predecessors prevented us from unraveling until a brave few dared to be ridiculed.

Perspective is key. Do you think this idea is really so strange?

Let the red thumbs come.
#176 - mrcommando (04/20/2012) [-]
For SOME REASON, all I could think about when I was reading this was this:



"SkyNet has become self-aware."
#131 - anonymouzx (04/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#162 - atomis (04/20/2012) [-]
Well...
#143 - skuser (04/20/2012) [-]
Then who was phone?
#76 - kypris (04/20/2012) [-]
MFW every ******* god damn Philosophy class

I'm a Kinesiology student, so I'm heaving into Biology and the sciences. I also am very open minded to the Philosophical portion of life and creation, what our existence comprises of, etc.

This comic is the exact same ******* conversation I just had with myself not 15 odd minutes ago when studying for my Philosophy final. When I get blazed and listen to a lecture from my Professor I can't help but run this same conversation (or a similar one) through my brain during the course of the class.

Science + Philosophy = Enlightenment.

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