stale bread. stale bread > nothing > sex it's simple maths. don't look at the tags, they're naked.. If eating stale bread is better than nothing, and noth You fucking perv
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stale bread. stale bread > nothing > sex it's simple maths. don't look at the tags, they're naked.. If eating stale bread is better than nothing, and noth

stale bread > nothing > sex
it's simple maths.

don't look at the tags, they're naked.

If eating stale bread is better than nothing, and nothing is better than sex, then
stale bread > nothing
nothing > sex
stale breed is better than sex,
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#46 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (04/19/2012) [-]
Unicorns have legs.
I have legs.
I am a Unicorn.
User avatar #7 - deftonesjunkie (04/19/2012) [-]
potatoes have skin
i have skin
there for i am a potatoe
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#61 to #7 - felbfelbfelb has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #124 to #7 - frodr (04/19/2012) [-]
HEY! You are using two major premises which is why your logic is dumb and stupid.
I hate you.
#19 to #7 - toasthemost ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
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#13 to #7 - Mackenzieofcourse (04/19/2012) [-]
Potatoes have potato
Potato have potato
Therefore, potato am a potato
#2 - nippuhl (04/18/2012) [-]
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#115 to #2 - shirato **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #2 - puggles (04/19/2012) [-]
you dirty whore!
User avatar #16 - hokeymon ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Onions have layers
Photoshop has layers
Therefore Onions is Photoshop
#10 - Mackenzieofcourse (04/19/2012) [-]
Bleach is healthy, it's mostly water. We're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.
#110 to #10 - kenwordo (04/19/2012) [-]
hamburger time
#20 to #10 - thechosentroll (04/19/2012) [-]
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Undeniable logic.
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#26 to #20 - herpinaderpinson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#116 to #102 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
HAHA Thats in my pre calc book
User avatar #29 - sergiusalceanu (04/19/2012) [-]
I can't fly
Trees can't fly

Therefore I'm a tree
+1
#140 to #29 - anotherspecialkid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #29 - bananaananas (04/19/2012) [-]
but I can fly. so I can't be a tree..


I would like to be a tree.
#34 to #29 - feeniks ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Dat logic
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#157 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#111 - joemand (04/19/2012) [-]
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Yes ** whats better than sex...
User avatar #35 - Ihazfunkitty (04/19/2012) [-]
lizard have tongues
i have a tongue
therefore i am lizard
#142 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
sex>nothing^(-1)
nothing^(-1)=everything
=>sex>everything
stale bread ∈ everything
=>sex>stale bread

Simple math.
User avatar #163 to #142 - dzamie (04/19/2012) [-]
Sex is greater than the inverse of nothing? If we assume "nothing" to have a value approximating zero, the inverse of nothing is one divided by zero. Let's not go there, shall we?
User avatar #165 to #142 - oshily ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Why should sex be more than nothing^(-1)? There is no reason behind this?
#153 to #142 - gwankwo (04/19/2012) [-]
Eating Koala does not comprehend your algebra
#41 - gameandwatched (04/19/2012) [-]
I am female.   
   
Fe= Iron   
male= man   
   
Therefore i am iron man.
I am female.

Fe= Iron
male= man

Therefore i am iron man.
#113 to #41 - drfranky (04/19/2012) [-]
So let me get this straight, the only way a woman can express her epicness is through proving she is a man ?
#169 to #113 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
Product of the harsh society we live in, I'm afraid.
And the biggest insult to a man? Being a pussy or a girl. Throwing like a girl, being too pussy to punch a bee's nest. You know.

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!
User avatar #63 to #41 - idrinkslurm (04/19/2012) [-]
so go iron, man.
#64 to #41 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
You are female

Fe= Iron
Male= Hungry

Therefore, you better be making my dinner
#24 - derpherping (04/19/2012) [-]
Water is blue,the sky is blue.therefore the sky is water.
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#43 to #24 - speedvirus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #43 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
you're retarded aren't you? these jokes are supposed to make no sense.
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#52 to #47 - speedvirus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #52 - derpherping (04/19/2012) [-]
theres wasnt a textbook example f how to be a ******* either,but you just wrote one.
+1
#55 to #54 - speedvirus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #55 - derpherping (04/19/2012) [-]
SWAG
User avatar #167 - sweateagle (04/19/2012) [-]
wanna know why firetrucks are red?
firetrucks have 4 wheels
they hold eight people
4+8= 12
there are 12 inches on a ruler
queen elizabeth was a ruler
there was once a ship called the queen elizabeth
ships sail the seas
there are fish in the seas
fish have fins
"fins" is another way to refer to people from finland
finland and russia had a war a long time ago
russia's flag is red
and that's why firetrucks are red
because they're always rushin' around
#173 to #167 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
That fails because their flag isn't red anymore.
#189 to #176 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
Ah, right sorry. I though he meant entirely red communist flag. SOrry bout that.
#196 to #189 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
WTF? I apologise, and get thumbed down. Go to hell.

Its probably cause I'm an anon. Bloody anon-rascist
User avatar #212 to #196 - epicxbreadxman (04/19/2012) [-]
Its an Understandable mistake Bro.
User avatar #98 - theopiniongod (04/19/2012) [-]
MATHEMATICAL DEDUCTION DOESN'T WORK IN REAL LIFFFEEEEEEE
User avatar #150 to #98 - anotherjoenobody (04/19/2012) [-]
you do understand that extending the F and E in "life" does not bring a stronger point, but instead forces the pronunciation 'life-y', yes?
#89 - synthlord (04/19/2012) [-]
correlation does not imply causation good sir
#37 - anon (04/19/2012) [-]
Dogs beg for food when they're hungry
I beg for food when I'm hungry
therefore I'm a dog
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