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    #27 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #176 to #27 - anon id: 8916bc20
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    I guess we should just pretend that this guy isn't an idiot, after all, "Anyone who thinks know's he's right," and it isn't as if someone would lie to support their own opinion right?

    He's so confident in his argument that he deleted his account.
    I'm sure it's a message of his argument's power.
    It couldn't be that he's so wrong, yet so unwilling to admit it, that he goes out like a bitch in a flash of fake superiority, could it?
    #155 to #27 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #117 to #27 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #123 to #117 - fappingmyflamingo
    Reply-3
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Cool your tits.

    This is FJ for god sakes, if you don't like it then leave.
    #134 to #123 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #58 to #27 - URLOCKER
    Reply+6
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Someone's daughter you say?
    Someone's daughter you say?
    #148 to #58 - anon id: 9fbf69ad
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Even though this is all just foolishness using a picture of a dead baby like that is pretty sick dude.
    #60 to #58 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #61 to #60 - URLOCKER
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    I'm pretty sure her mother took that little girl ;D
    #63 to #61 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #69 to #63 - URLOCKER
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    I believe I won ;D
    #120 to #69 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #64 to #63 - URLOCKER
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    I wonder how long it will take you to realize ;D   
   
See you in hell ;D
    I wonder how long it will take you to realize ;D

    See you in hell ;D
    User avatar#68 to #64 - juggladrew
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Am I the only one that would **** her brains out??
    User avatar#70 to #68 - daviid
    Reply+2
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Who would'nt?
    User avatar#72 to #70 - juggladrew
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Moral fags
    #78 to #72 - jgk**User deleted account**
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    #80 to #78 - juggladrew
    Reply+6
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Wut?
    Wut?
    #77 to #72 - daviid
    Reply-1
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    I would **** her in her un-moral asshole and make her pay for her sins, hah   
   
WITHOUT LUBE!
    I would **** her in her un-moral asshole and make her pay for her sins, hah

    WITHOUT LUBE!
    #79 to #77 - juggladrew
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
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    #83 to #79 - daviid
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
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    #87 to #83 - juggladrew
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Rape imminent
    Rape imminent
    #99 to #87 - jgk**User deleted account**
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    #97 to #87 - anon id: 9e0b1408
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    source?
    User avatar#98 to #97 - juggladrew
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    No idea, I got it from 4Chan
    #110 to #98 - daviid
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#55 to #27 - uppitywhitey
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    yeah...so is every other girl on earth...how is this a big deal?
    User avatar#32 to #27 - thatstraightop**User deleted account**
    Reply+6
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    He didn't insult her... And it's not even spelt correctly.
    #33 to #32 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #116 to #33 - anon id: b7bf78e4
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Oh shut up!
    #56 to #33 - nelix
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#37 to #33 - thatstraightop**User deleted account**
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Maybe he didn't see the girl? Seeing "Hore" anyway on something is pretty funny anyway. And wow, don't over react.
    #41 to #37 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #126 to #41 - fappingmyflamingo
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Oh my ******* god, no human can be this stupid and ignorant.
    #132 to #126 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #141 to #132 - fappingmyflamingo
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Dude, seriously. Your really going to start another butthurt fight you clearly can't win with another person you don't know? What the actual ****.   
   
Its honestly people like you that cause so many downfalls in society. Not to bring religion in, but people say its religion and Christianity that hold us back from so many things. They're wrong. Its absolute morons like you.   
   
Basically what you do is this and only this:   
You sit on your computer staring at a screen, you type things on the computer, someone replies, and you get butthurt over TEXT on a SCREEN. Its easier to ignore it and not make a fool of yourself further then it is to actually do so. Your not actually accomplishing anything, hopefully you realize this before you continue being a total dumbass.    
   
If you reply to this comment, that will emediatly show that you are so pathetic at your own life that you have nothing better to do then get angry at text on a screen and, again, make an idiot of yourself.
    Dude, seriously. Your really going to start another butthurt fight you clearly can't win with another person you don't know? What the actual ****.

    Its honestly people like you that cause so many downfalls in society. Not to bring religion in, but people say its religion and Christianity that hold us back from so many things. They're wrong. Its absolute morons like you.

    Basically what you do is this and only this:
    You sit on your computer staring at a screen, you type things on the computer, someone replies, and you get butthurt over TEXT on a SCREEN. Its easier to ignore it and not make a fool of yourself further then it is to actually do so. Your not actually accomplishing anything, hopefully you realize this before you continue being a total dumbass.

    If you reply to this comment, that will emediatly show that you are so pathetic at your own life that you have nothing better to do then get angry at text on a screen and, again, make an idiot of yourself.
    #150 to #141 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #52 to #41 - scarydino
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    thats it oscartg, you show him who's right
    thats it oscartg, you show him who's right
    User avatar#42 to #41 - thatstraightop**User deleted account**
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    There is still a joke there. You don't rule this site, and you can't just say "That's someone's daughter asshole." If you're insulted, you should probably leave.
    #47 to #42 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #103 to #47 - certifiedidiot
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#49 to #47 - thatstraightop**User deleted account**
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Well if you get so many red thumbs as this, it shows you're probably wrong. And, no matter what you say, he didn't insult her. Give me proof that he said she was a whore.
    #62 to #49 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #66 to #62 - thatstraightop**User deleted account**
    Reply+3
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    >Gets offended by a joke   
>Calls black people "*******"   
Wut?
    >Gets offended by a joke
    >Calls black people "*******"
    Wut?
    #34 to #33 - choxorz
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Whoah, Oscar, calm your ******* nips.
    #38 to #34 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #40 to #38 - choxorz
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Oh, thats good, you motherfuking nigerfuk.
    #43 to #40 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #31 to #27 - anon id: 8916bc20
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Statistically, 80% of women are whores by the time they are college seniors (and men).

    (Based on approx 80% attesting to having participated in at least one one-night-stand, the average being 7.)

    Ref: Some survey either reported on or done by News Week, I'm too lazy to search for it.
    #36 to #31 - anon id: dc7a2102
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    A one-night-stand doesn't make you a whore. Accepting money for sex makes you a whore. Get your **** together bro
    #46 to #36 - anon id: 8916bc20
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Whore can either be used as a derogatory term for prostitute or as a derogatory term for someone who has sex with many different people. (If you call a woman a whore, you generally don't mean she literally takes money, just that she ***** ANYONE.)
    #65 to #46 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #75 to #65 - anon id: 8916bc20
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Look at common usage of the word whore.

    When you hear one girl say about another "She is such a whore," is the intended meaning that she receives money for sex?
    No, colloquially whore is used as an insult towards an individual who has sex with many different people.

    It doesn't matter that Whore technically means prostitute, Bitch technically means female dog, but that doesn't stop people from understanding that you need to stop bitching.
    #35 to #31 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #39 to #35 - awesomedudeforty
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Um...bro...you mad?
    #44 to #39 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #88 to #44 - fineeequine
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Red thumbs mean stop posting.
    Red thumbs mean stop posting.
    #129 to #88 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#105 to #88 - rhblink
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Haha it really doesn't though

    if you actually care about people that thumb you down to the point where they control your actions, that's pretty sad. i don't care, and i'm pretty sure oscar doesn't care. we can post just as much as anyone else regardless of the thumbs hahahah

    it's also pretty obvious that the OP is calling the little girl a whore, joke or not. that's why its called "perfect timing" you ******* retards

    now bask me in your red thumbs, please
    #130 to #105 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #74 to #44 - vivadongodon
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Gonna reply to that anon or what?
    Gonna reply to that anon or what?
    #67 to #44 - awesomedudeforty
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Obviously someone can't take a ******* joke...
    #50 to #44 - anon id: 8916bc20
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Wow... What a sheltered life you have lived.
    A single, misspelled, inconsequential word is worse than the massive amount of emotional and mental trauma that can be caused to someone through only verbal means?

    What about ACTUAL bullying (this is not), some kids kill themselves PURELY due to verbal bullying.

    There are FAR worse non-physical actions that you can commit against a person. Hell, YOU are worse. You're encouraging thousands to actively condemn OP and take action against him, while no one will actually hold the word "hore" against the pictured girl, and she may never even find out about this.

    YOU are disgusting. (and ruin jokes...)
    #137 to #50 - oscartg**User deleted account**
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    #171 to #137 - anon id: 8916bc20
    Reply0
    (04/19/2012)[-]
    Who is Alice and why did mentioning her/it get green thumbs?
    #54 to #50 - cdula
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#29 to #27 - AcidFlux
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    (04/19/2012)[-]
    True, but it's still kind of funny. Would have been more acceptable if it was at least a high school bus instead of an elementary school one.
    #28 to #27 - AcidFlux
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