Great Attorney. .. Objection! The red light is always at the top and the green light is always at the bottom. The plaintiff (Ms. Kitty) was severely injured due to the defendant's Dog
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#4 - iamjohngalt (04/18/2012) [-]
Objection! The red light is always at the top and the green light is always at the bottom. The plaintiff (Ms. Kitty) was severely injured due to the defendant's recklessness and disregard for public safety. Therefore, as her prosecutor we announce that we will settle the case for five years of cat food, 100 balls of yarn and one device for catching red dots.
User avatar #5 to #4 - RedSarge (04/18/2012) [-]
Where do you live? I'm pretty sure the red light is on the bottom. Maybe im just being retarded though.
#6 to #5 - Rascal (04/18/2012) [-]
Now you have me second guessing! But seriously, red light is on top. I'm ashamed I had to Google it
#10 to #4 - daisamanokitsune (04/18/2012) [-]
here the lights are different nearly everywhere you go >> and very rarely are they put one on top of each other
#65 to #4 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/19/2012) [-]
HOLD IT!   
   
My client was being pursued, he couldn't stop at the green red gray light or else he would get caught!
HOLD IT!

My client was being pursued, he couldn't stop at the green red gray light or else he would get caught!
#56 to #4 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/19/2012) [-]
My roommate is red/green colorblind. Apparently these cause him to crap his pants in fear.
#91 to #56 - brutalnooodle (04/19/2012) [-]
Those confuse the flying **** right out of me. But not because I'm red/green colorblind. Simply because they're the spawn of the devil.

Colorblindness doesn't mean red and green look the same. I can (and I'm sure your friend can too) tell what color is red and what color is green.

#100 to #91 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/19/2012) [-]
He says he can, but it's close for red green. It seems as though the color red is drained out of whatever he sees. Like since purple is a mix of red/blue it just looks blue. And grey is also funny, since it basically has no color so he mixes it up with red. I love asking him what my shirt color is. Even if he gets it right I tell him he's wrong, just to **** with him.
<-Pic related
#74 - jacobomexicano (04/19/2012) [-]
Dogs can see a spectrum from yellow to purple! Which means that the dog would be able to see the green light!
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#77 to #76 - mascolino (04/19/2012) [-]
Objection! He merely stated a fact for his defendant's circumstances to set up a counter-arguement!
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#84 to #78 - mascolino (04/19/2012) [-]
Objection! I was dog the entire time!
#122 to #104 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
iT CREEPS ME THE **** OUT...BUT I CANT LOOK AWAY
#113 to #104 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
#117 to #116 - superponyrock (04/19/2012) [-]
this
this
#111 to #104 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
#102 to #93 - bagman ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
This thread just made my night. I'm literally lolling as I type this. It's making it difficult.
#105 to #102 - winniedawho (04/19/2012) [-]
who are those two attorney? I think they belong to a game, what game is it?
User avatar #106 to #105 - legendofzeldafreak (04/19/2012) [-]
The Ace Attorney series. My second favorite video game series. So awesome.
#108 to #106 - winniedawho (04/19/2012) [-]
What console? I hope pc or psp. whats your first favorite video game?
User avatar #110 to #108 - legendofzeldafreak (04/19/2012) [-]
Originally for Gameboy, it is on the Nintendo DS. Some ports of it are on the Wii and on the Apple Store. Look at my username and guess my first favorite....
User avatar #132 to #110 - OminousDemon (04/19/2012) [-]
im guessing cooking mama?
:D
#87 to #84 - laserrainbowpenis (04/19/2012) [-]
i love you both
threads like this are why i come to funnyjunk

have some applesauce
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#199 to #194 - mascolino (04/20/2012) [-]
Evidence? I am dog.
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#120 to #84 - adamks (04/19/2012) [-]
Usually attornys will get a minor jail sentence for objecting to things being nonobjectable a lot of times, i supposed you would be able to take a couple of days by now. You have yet to use ONE objection properly
#134 - ludislavonac (04/19/2012) [-]
Actually, colorblind people (or well dogs for that matter) can get a drivers licence and drive normally because it's the position of the lights that matters, as simple as that. Red is always on top. That's no excuse for your client
#136 to #134 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
but if it is at night you cant tell the difference between the top and bottom. For people who are red green colorblind they have blue light mixed in the green and orange mixed in the red

User avatar #138 to #136 - ludislavonac (04/19/2012) [-]
Even colorblind people can see it at night, as the light which is turned is rather bright, so you can tell the difference
#161 to #138 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
Well, good thing it took place during the day. His client couldn't see the faint light, let alone what color it was! Preposterous.
#154 to #134 - memepool (04/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #46 - galkawhm ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Wouldn't the dog be Missle?
#75 to #46 - wheredawhitewomen (04/19/2012) [-]
I wonder which kind of dog would play the role of &quot;Godog&quot;.
I wonder which kind of dog would play the role of "Godog".
#197 to #75 - warvolk (04/19/2012) [-]
i have a lot of free time
#27 - sosyourmom (04/19/2012) [-]
<-His brother
#41 to #27 - tomainstream (04/19/2012) [-]
no comment needed.
no comment needed.
#17 - sammyjankiis (04/18/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
I'll just leave this here.
#22 to #17 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
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#69 to #25 - corkscrew (04/19/2012) [-]
take this one instead
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#85 to #22 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
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#109 - snk (04/19/2012) [-]
This is automatically hilarious to me, because Corgis.
This is automatically hilarious to me, because Corgis.
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#7 - nippuhl (04/18/2012) [-]
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#127 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
I'd like to see these two legal minds battle it out in the court room.
#68 - cadaverbox (04/19/2012) [-]
In my defense, both thumbs are the same color.
#115 - Rascal (04/19/2012) [-]
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#83 to #43 - noonacarly (04/19/2012) [-]
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, but thank you.
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, but thank you.
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#2 - bandal (04/18/2012) [-]
Judge: Gentlemen... See you in court, adjourned.
User avatar #3 to #2 - omistiifyx (04/18/2012) [-]
Would be an epic court case
#8 to #2 - fukkendragonite (04/18/2012) [-]
The defendant. He's an evil genius who is finally being brought to justice.
#170 - zdshdci (04/19/2012) [-]
Here, we have a 			****		 video of this &quot;lawyer&quot;.
Here, we have a **** video of this "lawyer".
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