you shall not pass. . WHAT TORRES SEES. . .
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#3 - bezza (04/18/2012) [-]
#122 to #3 - anon (04/18/2012) [-]
Saw the thing yesterday on 9gag and actually 9gag has some really good content btw i like both sites and im just tired of this **** 9gag ****
#157 to #122 - bezza (04/18/2012) [-]
Well good for you but I got this off memecenter
#31 - hydromatic (04/18/2012) [-]
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#68 to #31 - coi (04/18/2012) [-]
I wish I could give you more thumbs for this.
#32 - qotsa (04/18/2012) [-]
poor torres, he's very good, actually
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#29 - SHAMU (04/18/2012) [-]
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#137 - chazta (04/18/2012) [-]
I see it too Torres
#10 - samee (04/18/2012) [-]
Surprised a football where you have to actually watch football to get it has it this far.

I'm impressed.
#40 to #10 - anon (04/18/2012) [-]
MA WTSN PLS
#70 to #10 - awesomanium (04/18/2012) [-]
#35 to #10 - weissinator (04/18/2012) [-]
wat
#49 to #35 - samee (04/18/2012) [-]
Ahahaha I've just reread my initial comment and realised how derpy I sound. I'd just woken up.

What I meant to say was I'm surprised a football pic where you actually have to watch football to get the joke has made it this far on FJ.
User avatar #53 to #49 - weissinator (04/18/2012) [-]
makes more sense :)
#55 - soopabrentford (04/18/2012) [-]
he's real. agree or else.
he's real. agree or else.
User avatar #61 to #55 - tusslemonster (04/18/2012) [-]
Heskey time!!
#65 to #61 - soopabrentford (04/18/2012) [-]
HEEESKKKKEEEYYY TIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #95 to #65 - ponythreadftw ONLINE (04/18/2012) [-]
emile heskey, the chuck norris of football!
#90 - fleethewild (04/18/2012) [-]
related
#102 - annogram (04/18/2012) [-]
woaaa so much football talk on funnyjunk! didn't think i'd ever see that
#97 - youseff (04/18/2012) [-]
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#106 to #97 - anon (04/18/2012) [-]
**** evra koulo djoempa suarez is much better
User avatar #159 to #106 - youseff (04/18/2012) [-]
That explains the gif.. amirite?
User avatar #123 to #97 - FiftyOneCal (04/18/2012) [-]
Evra is straight bitch ********* in the shortest description.
User avatar #158 to #123 - youseff (04/18/2012) [-]
Funny how the ********* can get more white pussy in one night than you can get ANY pussy your whole life..
User avatar #163 to #158 - FiftyOneCal (04/18/2012) [-]
Also think about what you're saying when you make a generalization ,retard
#162 to #158 - FiftyOneCal (04/18/2012) [-]
we're we talking about pussy?And did i say anything about 			*********		?No, was talking about Bitch 			*********		.There is a huge difference.someone who doesnt know the difference = Bitch 			*****		   
   
gif is you
we're we talking about pussy?And did i say anything about ********* ?No, was talking about Bitch ********* .There is a huge difference.someone who doesnt know the difference = Bitch *****

gif is you
#72 - nazkillah (04/18/2012) [-]
#64 - teevanator (04/18/2012) [-]
YES! Football posts on FJ! Which make sense! And the Americans aren't trolling/ calling it soccer (too much) and wfeiorhjfiorwe   
   
^ me wiping my willy on the keyboard
YES! Football posts on FJ! Which make sense! And the Americans aren't trolling/ calling it soccer (too much) and wfeiorhjfiorwe

^ me wiping my willy on the keyboard
#2 - ragingbrony (04/18/2012) [-]
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#86 - comininhot (04/18/2012) [-]
do we have any juventinos here?
#109 to #86 - noirthoughts (04/18/2012) [-]
Del Piero:What a player,what a man...My favourite player indeed. A LEGEND.
#111 to #109 - MadDanKiid (04/18/2012) [-]
Too bad he's old.
User avatar #113 to #111 - noirthoughts (04/18/2012) [-]
Though his age he is still one of the best players on the face of earth.
User avatar #115 to #113 - MadDanKiid (04/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, one of the best, if not the best, free kick takers ever.
User avatar #112 to #109 - comininhot (04/18/2012) [-]
700 games.. nuff said
#94 - youseff (04/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #25 - medici (04/18/2012) [-]
and off we go with discussions whether its called soccer or football.

Thanks OP
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#41 to #26 - norwayloled (04/18/2012) [-]
Is that my welcome?
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#74 to #26 - sandnigglets (04/18/2012) [-]
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#38 - feeniks (04/18/2012) [-]
#4 - hidemoto (04/18/2012) [-]
Don't know 			****		 about soccer, explain this to me.
Don't know **** about soccer, explain this to me.
User avatar #37 to #4 - neoncookie (04/18/2012) [-]
he's a talented footballer who made a transfer to chelsea for like 50million i think, and hes only scored like 3 goals in like a year
User avatar #5 to #4 - dirtyworkz (04/18/2012) [-]
Torres never scores. Never.
#6 to #5 - hidemoto (04/18/2012) [-]
Well, if he sucks then it wouldn't be a surprise would it?
User avatar #8 to #6 - dirtyworkz (04/18/2012) [-]
It is a surprise though since he's an astonishing good footballer, I mean he's fast, cooperative and wins very much 1on1-situation and all that **** , BUT ... he never. ******* . scores.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hidemoto (04/18/2012) [-]
I see! Thanks man.
#11 to #6 - samee (04/18/2012) [-]
He used to be the best striker in the world. Moving to Chelsea just killed his career.
User avatar #104 to #11 - annogram (04/18/2012) [-]
maybe he died and this is just a **** doppleganger?
User avatar #13 to #11 - vwanyama (04/18/2012) [-]
He's been poor since 2010.
#50 to #13 - samee (04/18/2012) [-]
In Rafa's final season he was still banging them in whenever he played. Under Hodgson he still managed to score pretty regularly despite Hodgson trying to use him as a Bobby Zamora-type striker. Then once Kenny came back he was firing them in again until the left for Chelsea. The Chelsea move just seemed to completely take it out of Torres.
User avatar #54 to #50 - EddFitzpatrick (04/18/2012) [-]
He never played under dalglish....
#166 to #54 - samee (04/18/2012) [-]
No offence mate, but are you stupid?

Dalglish subbed off Torres in his first game against United. Torres then scored in Dalglish's first league game against Blackpool. He then scored twice against Wolves too.

Know your facts.
User avatar #168 to #166 - EddFitzpatrick (04/20/2012) [-]
oh **** , sorry :L
#15 to #5 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/18/2012) [-]
He scored two goals a few matches ago.

Chelsea won 5-2, though. Would've won without him.
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User avatar #12 to #4 - victorkoot (04/18/2012) [-]
First of all it's called FOOTBALL and not soccer...
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User avatar #43 to #12 - hidemoto (04/18/2012) [-]
Well, I'm not american, but i thought it was a proper way to say it, besides I don't really care for it. I think it's boring to watch a sport where people run back and forth on a field and seldomly scores.
#18 to #12 - anon (04/18/2012) [-]
Soccer is an acceptable name. Stop being a dick and get on board with the rest of the world.
User avatar #79 to #18 - burnoutlegend (04/18/2012) [-]
the rest of the world call it football in their language you retard.....
User avatar #101 to #18 - cudlefish (04/18/2012) [-]
The rest of the world? America is the one of the only counties that says soccer dumb **** ....
#103 to #18 - annogram (04/18/2012) [-]
why is the dumbest 			****		 always coming from anons mouth?
why is the dumbest **** always coming from anons mouth?
User avatar #7 to #4 - yoerokiller (04/18/2012) [-]
Chelsea paid about 60 million euros for this guy :P and he never ever scores... so yeah that sucks..
#30 to #7 - titfrowig (04/18/2012) [-]
£50,000,000
User avatar #160 to #30 - yoerokiller (04/18/2012) [-]
50 000 000 pounds is 61 million euro... so i was pretty close :P
User avatar #124 - pvtgoblin (04/18/2012) [-]
Did that remind anyone else of the Big Green?
User avatar #100 - thepickme (04/18/2012) [-]
**thepickme rolls 711**
how many torres miss the shot
#105 to #100 - marlykk (04/18/2012) [-]
**marlykk rolls 62** add these dubs of 66
#107 to #105 - marlykk (04/18/2012) [-]
**marlykk rolls 2** Hmm, gotta try atleast :(
User avatar #108 to #107 - thepickme (04/18/2012) [-]
**thepickme rolls 68**

check that
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