you shall not pass. . WHAT TORRES SEES. . . you shall not pass WHAT TORRES SEES
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#4 - hidemoto
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Don't know **** about soccer, explain this to me.
Don't know **** about soccer, explain this to me.
#37 to #4 - neoncookie
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(04/18/2012) [-]
he's a talented footballer who made a transfer to chelsea for like 50million i think, and hes only scored like 3 goals in like a year
#5 to #4 - dirtyworkz
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Torres never scores. Never.
#6 to #5 - hidemoto
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Well, if he sucks then it wouldn't be a surprise would it?
#8 to #6 - dirtyworkz
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(04/18/2012) [-]
It is a surprise though since he's an astonishing good footballer, I mean he's fast, cooperative and wins very much 1on1-situation and all that ****, BUT ... he never. *******. scores.
#9 to #8 - hidemoto
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I see! Thanks man.
#11 to #6 - samee
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(04/18/2012) [-]
He used to be the best striker in the world. Moving to Chelsea just killed his career.
#104 to #11 - annogram
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(04/18/2012) [-]
maybe he died and this is just a **** doppleganger?
#13 to #11 - vwanyama
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(04/18/2012) [-]
He's been poor since 2010.
#50 to #13 - samee
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(04/18/2012) [-]
In Rafa's final season he was still banging them in whenever he played. Under Hodgson he still managed to score pretty regularly despite Hodgson trying to use him as a Bobby Zamora-type striker. Then once Kenny came back he was firing them in again until the left for Chelsea. The Chelsea move just seemed to completely take it out of Torres.
#54 to #50 - EddFitzpatrick
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(04/18/2012) [-]
He never played under dalglish....
#166 to #54 - samee
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(04/18/2012) [-]
No offence mate, but are you stupid?

Dalglish subbed off Torres in his first game against United. Torres then scored in Dalglish's first league game against Blackpool. He then scored twice against Wolves too.

Know your facts.
#168 to #166 - EddFitzpatrick
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(04/20/2012) [-]
oh ****, sorry :L
#15 to #5 - comradewinter
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(04/18/2012) [-]
He scored two goals a few matches ago.

Chelsea won 5-2, though. Would've won without him.
#7 to #4 - yoerokiller ONLINE
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Chelsea paid about 60 million euros for this guy :P and he never ever scores... so yeah that sucks..
#30 to #7 - titfrowig
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(04/18/2012) [-]
£50,000,000
#160 to #30 - yoerokiller ONLINE
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(04/18/2012) [-]
50 000 000 pounds is 61 million euro... so i was pretty close :P
#12 to #4 - victorkoot
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(04/18/2012) [-]
First of all it's called FOOTBALL and not soccer...
#18 to #12 - anon
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Soccer is an acceptable name. Stop being a dick and get on board with the rest of the world.
#79 to #18 - burnoutlegend
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(04/18/2012) [-]
the rest of the world call it football in their language you retard.....
#101 to #18 - cudlefish
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(04/18/2012) [-]
The rest of the world? America is the one of the only counties that says soccer dumb ****....
#103 to #18 - annogram
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(04/18/2012) [-]
why is the dumbest **** always coming from anons mouth?
why is the dumbest **** always coming from anons mouth?
#119 to #12 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#43 to #12 - hidemoto
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Well, I'm not american, but i thought it was a proper way to say it, besides I don't really care for it. I think it's boring to watch a sport where people run back and forth on a field and seldomly scores.
#3 - bezza
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(04/18/2012) [-]
#122 to #3 - anon
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Saw the thing yesterday on 9gag and actually 9gag has some really good content btw i like both sites and im just tired of this **** 9gag ****
#157 to #122 - bezza
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Well good for you but I got this off memecenter
#55 - soopabrentford
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(04/18/2012) [-]
he's real. agree or else.
he's real. agree or else.
#61 to #55 - tusslemonster
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Heskey time!!
#65 to #61 - soopabrentford
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(04/18/2012) [-]
HEEESKKKKEEEYYY TIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!
#95 to #65 - ponythreadftw
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(04/18/2012) [-]
emile heskey, the chuck norris of football!
#31 - hydromatic
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(04/18/2012) [-]
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#68 to #31 - coi
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I wish I could give you more thumbs for this.
#64 - teevanator
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(04/18/2012) [-]
YES! Football posts on FJ! Which make sense! And the Americans aren't trolling/ calling it soccer (too much) and wfeiorhjfiorwe   
   
^ me wiping my willy on the keyboard
YES! Football posts on FJ! Which make sense! And the Americans aren't trolling/ calling it soccer (too much) and wfeiorhjfiorwe

^ me wiping my willy on the keyboard
#32 - qotsa
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(04/18/2012) [-]
poor torres, he's very good, actually
#57 to #32 - pinkiebrony **User deleted account**
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#90 - fleethewild
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(04/18/2012) [-]
related
#29 - SHAMU
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(04/18/2012) [-]
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#10 - samee
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Surprised a football where you have to actually watch football to get it has it this far.

I'm impressed.
#40 to #10 - anon
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(04/18/2012) [-]
MA WTSN PLS
#70 to #10 - awesomanium
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(04/18/2012) [-]
#35 to #10 - weissinator
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(04/18/2012) [-]
wat
#49 to #35 - samee
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Ahahaha I've just reread my initial comment and realised how derpy I sound. I'd just woken up.

What I meant to say was I'm surprised a football pic where you actually have to watch football to get the joke has made it this far on FJ.
#53 to #49 - weissinator
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(04/18/2012) [-]
makes more sense :)
#72 - nazkillah
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(04/18/2012) [-]