Dat title. OC no idea if it's repost, got the idea while brushing my teeth. Look mum, dad. I' m robbing you! Gimme' all your money!
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#32 - justsomechickyo ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
#14 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 66**
#2 - inkigay (04/16/2012) [-]
#12 - pinkmist (04/17/2012) [-]
i'm disturbed by the mom wearing the top-hat.......
#3 - bananaananas (04/16/2012) [-]
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parents.. I have no parents.
User avatar #24 to #3 - commontroll (04/17/2012) [-]
Does any pegasus have parents? Obviously they did to be born, but other than Pound Cake, none of them were raised by their parents. Pegasus ponies are Equestria's Spartans, even their armor and buildings are in Greek fashion.
#5 to #3 - funnyfox (04/16/2012) [-]
Sad though.
User avatar #11 to #3 - pinkmist (04/17/2012) [-]
the up most relevant of rolls

User avatar #58 to #43 - malacyman (04/17/2012) [-]
did you know, indians are living proof that ******* **** buffalo.

-Sherman Alexie
#69 to #43 - dameush (04/17/2012) [-]
indeed once she went quite up the narrow channel under the marbel balcony, which threw a broad shadow on the water
User avatar #49 to #43 - talifan (04/17/2012) [-]
Moby-Dick
User avatar #62 to #43 - richardw (04/17/2012) [-]
"OP is a faggot."
#72 to #43 - moretrollingneeded (04/17/2012) [-]
Ben writes that the strength of the Night's Watch is down below a thousand.


#98 to #43 - derpaherpderp ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
It was the White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again, and looking anxiously about it as it went, as if it had lost something: and she heard it muttering to itself, 'The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where can I have dropped them. I wonder?'
User avatar #106 to #43 - ludislavonac (04/17/2012) [-]
In the afore mentioned example of the woman who stabed her housband in the chest, defending herself from his attack, the woman didn't care about killing her housband, she wasn't even sure the attack would lead to his death, but she knew the attack could lead to his death so she accepted that possibilty - indirect intention....
From my penal law example book *sigh*
#111 to #43 - xenophaigus (04/17/2012) [-]
"Could this have been even more of a letdown?"



.....
#92 to #43 - anonassassin (04/17/2012) [-]
Too many books!!!

Lord of the Flies: Piggy's glasses were misted again, this time with humiliation

Son of Neptune: Percy started to follow, but something made him hesitate

violence 101: I got totally bored with the discussion, because I knew I that I had won, but they just wanted to keep on going, just so they wouldn't look dumb

Catching Fire: It only happened once. It was fast and unexpected, but it did happen.
User avatar #97 to #43 - jubnik (04/17/2012) [-]
taken from "halo, first strike"
"fred grabed a launcher, a pair of rockets, and a roll of tape from the Hog"
#55 to #43 - mjdjoy (04/17/2012) [-]
"Besides basic ambulatory functions, reaching and grasping, and pushing and pulling of objects, the zombie is an uncoordinated creature."

Oh God that sounds like a really boring sex life...With necrophilia mixed in
#108 to #55 - fishdemolisher (04/17/2012) [-]
Zombie Survival Guide?
Zombie Survival Guide?

User avatar #117 to #108 - mjdjoy (04/17/2012) [-]
The Zombie Combat Manual... Close
#64 to #43 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
>Finds nearest book
>Book is sketchbook
>25th page is blank
>Feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #47 to #43 - ddawgz (04/17/2012) [-]
No joke this is the first sentence

"Since the mind is drawn into lust for pleasant objects and in hatred for the unpleasant, it is important to control your senses by keeping away from those places where destructive emotions are generate; this means choosing an isolated place for practice if possible."

tl;dr; the dali lama says you should masturbate in private not public
User avatar #53 to #43 - thelostsheperd (04/17/2012) [-]
Hunger Games. "He' disgusting, but I'm grateful."
#113 to #43 - RipperMan ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
Oregon drivers manual:
"All movements -- straight ahead, left or right turns -- are permitted, unless prohibited by a sign."

<-only sign related pic i got
#109 to #43 - fishdemolisher (04/17/2012) [-]
From The Book of (even more) Awesome.   
   
No, the four or five times I've foolishly agreed to kick off the game ended up embarrassing everyone involved.......... Why is this so accurate?! D:
From The Book of (even more) Awesome.

No, the four or five times I've foolishly agreed to kick off the game ended up embarrassing everyone involved.......... Why is this so accurate?! D:
#110 to #43 - sprangzor ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
Page 25 was blank.
#101 to #43 - wildberk (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from Star Wars X wing: THe kryptos Trap   
   
&quot;Things are so dire that I'll be heading off to try to open relations with Harps and ask them for help-and thats something so secret I'll deny even knowing you if it gets out.&quot;   
   
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Taken from Star Wars X wing: THe kryptos Trap

"Things are so dire that I'll be heading off to try to open relations with Harps and ask them for help-and thats something so secret I'll deny even knowing you if it gets out."

...
User avatar #90 to #43 - fuckinballs (04/17/2012) [-]
the policeman responded "well give it your best shot and don't let them beat you"
User avatar #86 to #43 - jacencaedus (04/17/2012) [-]
Merlock tilted the stone toward them
unless you mean the first sentence even if it was started on page 24. In which case it would be
"Eragon was alarmed, afraid that the stone had been damaged"
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User avatar #66 to #43 - errydayimshufflin (04/17/2012) [-]
"50 percent of it's $40,000 annual sales of fish-egg sorters in Canada, Germany, and Australia, to the practices of global companies such as Motorola, Avon, and Johnson & Johnson, all of which generate more than 50 percent of their annual profits from the sales of multiple products to multiple country-market segments all over the world."

Damn, long ass sentence. But at least its legit, unlike most of the responses to this will be.
User avatar #65 to #43 - devven (04/17/2012) [-]
"It only happened once. It was fast an unexpected, but it happened."
User avatar #54 to #43 - thanksgivingturkey (04/17/2012) [-]
Biology: Concepts and connections:

"Hydrogen bonds wbetween molecules of liquid water last for only a few trillionths of a second, yet at any instant, most of the molecules are hydrogen-bonded to others"
Wut?
User avatar #57 to #43 - joeylopezis (04/17/2012) [-]
"The old man could only stop and stare"

I dont know what to think of this.
#67 to #43 - whtkid (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from the book "The 7 habits of highly effective teens"

"But I was only fooling myself because there were 17 1/2 holes to go."
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User avatar #60 to #43 - superclamsquared (04/17/2012) [-]
"Well, Mr. Swift, let that be a lesson to you." So I have to change my name to Swift and do something inappropiate sexually? I'm game.
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#74 to #50 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
riiiiight his "finger"
User avatar #116 to #43 - mattythebeaver (04/17/2012) [-]
"Prepare to hear of occurances which are usually deemed marvellous."
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
User avatar #104 to #43 - wazaparks (04/17/2012) [-]
Every Redneck in south Mississippi with a fever blister will now claim to have sipped the magic brew from Bowmore
User avatar #112 to #43 - neenjakupkeak (04/17/2012) [-]
"I looked up to see Ryoko Asakura with a satisfied smile on her face"


:D
#102 to #43 - vodnuth (04/17/2012) [-]
"I was then terrified."
User avatar #107 to #43 - arai (04/17/2012) [-]
"everyone has to find the right entrance first"

wait whut oO
User avatar #95 to #43 - Skrufymunky (04/17/2012) [-]
"oof"
#103 to #43 - subarumaster (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from a Private Pilot test practice book:   
   
TASK: DIVERSION   
   
I think it is taking about the women in my life.
Taken from a Private Pilot test practice book:

TASK: DIVERSION

I think it is taking about the women in my life.
#93 to #43 - soupcanman (04/17/2012) [-]
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
#99 to #43 - iamcraig (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from The Weekly Hyrule News   
   
&quot;&quot;That's a shame. It's good to know the magazine-maker-guys don't really expect anyone to believe this stuff.&quot;   
   
No one will believe it?
Taken from The Weekly Hyrule News

""That's a shame. It's good to know the magazine-maker-guys don't really expect anyone to believe this stuff."

No one will believe it?
User avatar #91 to #43 - dickwhiskey (04/17/2012) [-]
"Yeah, yeah, most gorgeous I've had in years." - Death of A Salesman
User avatar #87 to #43 - weapsycho (04/17/2012) [-]
1. Attends to gests' needs from greeting them "nicely" upon their arrival auntil up to the day of their departure.



da **** did i just read...
User avatar #88 to #87 - weapsycho (04/17/2012) [-]
*guests
#89 to #43 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
"They punched him in the face, in the stomach, then his face again, cutting his lip, causing him to vomit."

Why in the world would I have to go this way?!
User avatar #80 to #43 - galkawhm (04/17/2012) [-]
"You can manually select commands with the Abilities option."
-FFXIII-2 Instruction Book
#84 to #43 - heroofhalo (04/17/2012) [-]
it was too much to endure, even through a polarized face plate, and Tom squinted his eyes nearly shut. Halo: Ghost of Onyx
#68 to #43 - darthkramer (04/17/2012) [-]
A combination of all forces acting on an object determines which direction the object moves. .... science book
#83 to #43 - truestory (04/17/2012) [-]
**truestory rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Scumbag Adobe ** &quot;The man who thought his way into a partnership&quot;
**truestory rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Scumbag Adobe ** "The man who thought his way into a partnership"
User avatar #63 to #43 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/17/2012) [-]
"Change the truth about the facts"... it's a book about law...
User avatar #82 to #43 - notgayrainbowlover (04/17/2012) [-]
why do i always have to be with the weirdo



far side comics
#61 to #43 - davidiskickin (04/17/2012) [-]
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TOUR DE EPHRATA.
Acting as great guides, Christopher Fassnacht and Brooks Carr give tours for the incoming ninth graders. It was a relief for the younger kids to see some familiar faces giving the tours.

-Ephrata High School Yearbook
2011
User avatar #79 to #43 - pictureperfectt (04/17/2012) [-]
"It's not that simple to comprehend the laws of theoretical physics, and because of that many are dumb-founded that you can make a living off of it."
-College Theoretical Physics Textbook
#51 to #43 - ninjaromy (04/17/2012) [-]
The Bible
Before the years of famine came, to sons were born to Joseph by Asenath daughter of Potiphera, priest of On.
**** why was the bible closer...
#78 to #43 - cubejr (04/17/2012) [-]
The punch landed on something moist and rubbery- Hoot
#44 to #43 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
It's not only desertions.

#75 to #43 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
"I worked hard at the office today."
-The Stranger
#45 to #43 - spudge (04/17/2012) [-]
Taken from the book "Slave"

One day, just after the start of the rains, my father asked me to go with him to the sorghum fields.
#9 - challengefailed (04/17/2012) [-]
That reminds me of another superhero- Silver Surfer. The dude has pretty much unlimited power and all he does is feel bad about his not being on his home planet for the first entire series of his comics.
#39 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #39 - cjklefty (04/17/2012) [-]
I'm gonna try that.
User avatar #59 to #42 - joeylopezis (04/17/2012) [-]
Black people will double reverse mug you.
#20 - steavo (04/17/2012) [-]
...you say it's OC...but you aren't sure about it being a repost?
#114 to #20 - timisazombie (04/17/2012) [-]
Well i originally made this content. I'm not sure if somebody else has made a similar comic with the same theme.

O_o

#8 - iamphoenix (04/16/2012) [-]
At least you still have your race and home planet.
At least you still have your race and home planet.
User avatar #22 to #8 - commontroll (04/17/2012) [-]
Before the gif loaded, I thought it was Superman, and I had a rant ready talking about how retarded it is that the Kryptonians couldn't just evacuate, even though Superman's parents could literally afford a rocket for a baby, meaning that either his parents were rich enough to afford a rocket for themselves too, or that rockets were a regular part of Kryptonian life, and seeing how it was the most advanced planet in the galaxy (or was it universe?) it had to have been the latter. So many plot holes...
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User avatar #27 to #26 - commontroll (04/17/2012) [-]
Or because he hated his son, and hated orphans, and he'd rather die and have his hated son live on because he hates him so much, he wanted him to be an orphan.

Even still, he could have built a family one. And then he could have said it's just a vacation or something to get others to come with him. Just plot holes everywhere.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - commontroll (04/17/2012) [-]
I would at least save my family. For instance, if I had a wife and son, I'd save both my wife and my son, not just my son. It just... doesn't make sense.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - commontroll (04/17/2012) [-]
I think in one of the movies they show Krypton, and it's entirely made of crystals. So I don't know how he would run out of crystals.
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#96 - asaltmint (04/17/2012) [-]
feels
#36 - cactusupthebutt (04/17/2012) [-]
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
#35 - specialops (04/17/2012) [-]
**specialops rolled a random image posted in comment #432 at relevant ** <-- batman related
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#70 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
oh god why...
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