Teachers... Man I hate when they do this. Fb page:/funny_pictures/3593412/History/. USE m Will.". "You didn't show your work correctly." >What do you mean? It's just multiplication. "Yes, there should be several lines for addition as you go
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User avatar #4 - dzamie (04/16/2012) [-]
"You didn't show your work correctly."
>What do you mean? It's just multiplication.
"Yes, there should be several lines for addition as you go along. Just the answer isn't sufficient."
>But that's how I do multiplication. It saves paper.
"I can't see your work."
>There isn't anything to show. I can do addition in my head.
"Detention for back-talk."

It's too bad logic isn't encouraged in teachers anymore.
#46 to #4 - lordfaggotmaster (04/16/2012) [-]
I always thought this guy was a good teacher.
User avatar #72 to #4 - anonymouslive (04/16/2012) [-]
I always remember my teachers through elementary and junior high telling me that **** , It was retarded when I could do the multiplication, division and all the other stuff in my head, for the most part. Then, My grade 9 math teacher would essentially tell us

'Okay, so this is how you multiply polynomials... (Etc etc)'
He'd show us the long stupid way, then say
'Now, Here is the easy way to do it that the school board doesn't want to teach you because they think you're too stupid to do it any faster'
Probably my favorite math teacher. Now, if only he didn't base 15% the end grade on Homework....



User avatar #78 to #4 - sammyjankiis (04/17/2012) [-]
You get detention for that. You must go to a small private school.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dzamie (04/16/2012) [-]
As background, my multiplication problems tend to look like this:
 5 4
   58
 x35
 ------
 2030
User avatar #10 to #5 - blokrokker (04/16/2012) [-]
Wait wait wait, THAT'S how you do multiplication? And they had a goddamn PROBLEM with it? What the hell? That's pretty much the ONLY way they teach you multiplication. How the hell else are you supposed to do it?
User avatar #12 to #10 - dzamie (04/16/2012) [-]
Multiply the five and the eight, write down 40 underneath the line, multiply five and five, write down 25 and an extra zero under the 40, multiply three and eight, write down 24 and an extra zero under the 250, multiply three and five, write down 15 with two extra zeros under the 240, draw another line, add up 40+250+240+1500 and put 2030 under the second line.
Pisses me off whenever someone does that whole process on my sheet of paper to demonstrate how to do it in "the proper, easy-to-read" manner.
User avatar #13 to #12 - blokrokker (04/16/2012) [-]
Ah. That's what they meant. What grade are you in, where you have to show that? I only do that with the kids I tutor so they can see what the hell I'm doing. If you're anywhere past like fourth ******* grade you shouldn't have to do that.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dzamie (04/16/2012) [-]
Tenth. My calculus teacher is good at teaching, except for multiplication.
User avatar #15 to #14 - blokrokker (04/16/2012) [-]
******* high school? What the hell? They should have stopped expecting that by at least eighth grade! Is your calc teacher exactly like this meme? Sure sounds like it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - dzamie (04/16/2012) [-]
No, but there are just some things that fit her. Like deducting points for an incorrect extra credit opportunity question.
#17 to #16 - blokrokker (04/16/2012) [-]
Deducting points...extra credit...what? I 			*******		 hate your teacher more than even my asshole roommate and I haven't even met her.
Deducting points...extra credit...what? I ******* hate your teacher more than even my asshole roommate and I haven't even met her.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dzamie (04/16/2012) [-]
Granted, it was only for "really incorrect" answers. Saying that Maryland's state flower is the sunflower doesn't score or lose any points, but "being a smartass" and saying that it's cornbread loses you a point off of your grade.
User avatar #20 to #18 - blokrokker (04/16/2012) [-]
But still...it's extra goddamn credit.
User avatar #196 to #18 - maxxthreat (04/17/2012) [-]
Made me laugh. +1 good sir.
User avatar #209 to #14 - yojo (04/17/2012) [-]
Wait hold the **** up, why are you doing simple 5th grade multiplication in calculus?
User avatar #258 to #209 - dzamie (04/17/2012) [-]
No calculators allowed on a section of a worksheet.
User avatar #260 to #258 - yojo (04/17/2012) [-]
oh... that's lame lol
User avatar #24 - jittersfj (04/16/2012) [-]
<Be in Honors Chemistry.
<Take test.
<See a bonus.
<Use guess and check to get it right.
<Teacher asks how I got it.
<Tell her.
<Tells me she can't give me credit.
<Ask her the method to solve it.
<Tells me I'd learn if I take AP next year.
How the **** does that make any God damn sense????
#157 to #24 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
Don't take AP chemistry, it's a MAJOR trap. All the chemistry teachers want you to go regardless of whether or not you can handle it.

I'm in honors level chemistry right now, with a C-. I ask my teacher what course he recommends for me next year.

"AP chem" and when I say I'm thinking of taking anatomy (always been a biology student) "ha! anatomy..."
User avatar #257 to #157 - jittersfj (04/17/2012) [-]
Yeah this was last year. I'm taking astronomy now lol. My friend is taking AP chem this year, he's considering suicide right now.
#63 - Bruda ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
&gt;In Algebra   
&gt;bitch ass teacher   
&gt;always on her rag   
&gt;doing warm-up   
&gt;&quot;long&quot; division   
&gt;0 to the far right   
&gt;don't bother writing it   
&gt;teacher starts bitching   
&gt;she wants me to start over   
&gt;i'm almost done   
&gt;she threatens to not start til i do it again   
&gt;tell teacher that i guess we aren't going to start   
&gt;teacher flips her 			****		   
&gt;sends me to office   
&gt;i call her a bitch on my way out   
&gt;i got dropped from class   
&gt;mfw i got wood shop instead
>In Algebra
>bitch ass teacher
>always on her rag
>doing warm-up
>"long" division
>0 to the far right
>don't bother writing it
>teacher starts bitching
>she wants me to start over
>i'm almost done
>she threatens to not start til i do it again
>tell teacher that i guess we aren't going to start
>teacher flips her ****
>sends me to office
>i call her a bitch on my way out
>i got dropped from class
>mfw i got wood shop instead
User avatar #66 to #63 - tinglyturtletaint (04/16/2012) [-]
How the hell do you drop algebra? In our HS Algebra and Geometry were absolutely required to get your diploma
User avatar #219 to #66 - sinep (04/17/2012) [-]
i only need three years of math, so if anything i would have to take it again next year and drop my senior study class (get to come in to school late, or go home early depending on 1st or 8th period) but then again, that would really suck
User avatar #67 to #66 - Bruda ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
there's more then one teacher for algebra and in the school i go to you only need Geometry and one of any other
#167 to #47 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
>Sitting in class one day
>Miss Megafatbitch busy stuffing her face (though we're not allowed to eat in class) and "teaching" a lesson, IE talking with her mouth full and expecting us to know what's going on
>Bored out of my mind
>Teacher rolls around on her cankles, sudden monster growl
>"CONNOR NO TALKING IN MY CLASS"
>Kid next to me, Connor, suddenly starts up
>Kid was sleeping
>"Huh, what, but I-"
>"Oh, you're gonna back talk me? GET THE **** OUT AND GO TO THE OFFICE!"
>MFW the kid was actually sleeping
User avatar #52 to #47 - albita (04/16/2012) [-]
Paying attention or just thinking of your stuff when suddenly...
Teacher: Alba, stop talking to your partner!
Me: What? I wasn't even...
Teacher: Oh, so you will complain? Get out from the class
Me: Okay...
User avatar #71 to #52 - sippay (04/16/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro.
one day my friend was talking to me about this movie. i had to stand up.
#240 - Deception (04/17/2012) [-]
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #5132 at Roll uncle dolan, get colored text ** my method
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#242 to #240 - Nickdowgg (04/17/2012) [-]
would ya look at that.
#74 - Nickdowgg (04/16/2012) [-]
&gt; be in math class   
&gt; teacher writes question   
&gt; asks everybody to copy and solve it   
&gt; 10 minutes and everybody's done   
&gt; teacher asks for answers   
&gt; tells me i have the wrong answer   
&gt; everyone else is wrong on theirs     
&gt; ask her to solve it on the board   
&gt; she starts to flip 			****		   
&gt; retard goes up and try's to solve it   
&gt; finds out i had the right answer all along   
&gt; teacher says she was right and i was wrong   
mfw
> be in math class
> teacher writes question
> asks everybody to copy and solve it
> 10 minutes and everybody's done
> teacher asks for answers
> tells me i have the wrong answer
> everyone else is wrong on theirs
> ask her to solve it on the board
> she starts to flip ****
> retard goes up and try's to solve it
> finds out i had the right answer all along
> teacher says she was right and i was wrong
mfw
#177 to #74 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
&gt;Be in Alg. 1   
&gt;Bitch Teacher who absolutely hates me for some obscure reason   
&gt;Purposely picks me to solve this 			*******		 HUGE equation because she thinks I wasn't paying attention   
&gt;Able to solve UNBELIEVABLY HUGE ASS equation in under 30 seconds   
&gt;Teacher looks at the board in disbelief, realizing I was right   
&gt;Teacher looks back at me, returning to her usual bitchy attitude   
&gt;&quot;How many times do I have to tell you to bring your glasses to school!&quot;   
&gt;MFW she can't even praise me for solving an equation no one else could in record time.   
&gt;MFW Ive never even been prescribed for glasses
>Be in Alg. 1
>Bitch Teacher who absolutely hates me for some obscure reason
>Purposely picks me to solve this ******* HUGE equation because she thinks I wasn't paying attention
>Able to solve UNBELIEVABLY HUGE ASS equation in under 30 seconds
>Teacher looks at the board in disbelief, realizing I was right
>Teacher looks back at me, returning to her usual bitchy attitude
>"How many times do I have to tell you to bring your glasses to school!"
>MFW she can't even praise me for solving an equation no one else could in record time.
>MFW Ive never even been prescribed for glasses
#178 to #74 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
&gt;math class this year   
&gt;Teacher introduces himself: &quot;I never make that many mistakes, maybe once in a great while&quot;    
&gt;So far i've corrected him about nine thousand times    
&gt;&quot;Good try, but... oh wait.. well moving on&quot;    
&gt;One day a bunch of important school monitors, or whatever the 			****		 the people who check to make sure schools are supposed to be certified are called, walk into class to observe    
&gt;Correct teacher and hear frantic scribblings   
&gt;Teacher's face turns red and says nothing, moves on   
&gt;Pulled out of class and commemorated for speaking out   
&gt;MFW I helped save my school from loosing certification and got a bad teacher fired
>math class this year
>Teacher introduces himself: "I never make that many mistakes, maybe once in a great while"
>So far i've corrected him about nine thousand times
>"Good try, but... oh wait.. well moving on"
>One day a bunch of important school monitors, or whatever the **** the people who check to make sure schools are supposed to be certified are called, walk into class to observe
>Correct teacher and hear frantic scribblings
>Teacher's face turns red and says nothing, moves on
>Pulled out of class and commemorated for speaking out
>MFW I helped save my school from loosing certification and got a bad teacher fired
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#48 - friednazi ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
I had a bad day in geometry today.   
&gt;Ask question about homework in front of class   
&gt;He tries to walk me through it as everyone listens   
&gt;Asks me basic math problem   
&gt;42-7   
&gt;MFW I can't do 			****		 when put on the spot and I said the wrong answer   
&gt;I was so embarrassed
I had a bad day in geometry today.
>Ask question about homework in front of class
>He tries to walk me through it as everyone listens
>Asks me basic math problem
>42-7
>MFW I can't do **** when put on the spot and I said the wrong answer
>I was so embarrassed
#108 to #48 - greenthegunstar (04/17/2012) [-]
mfw put on the spot
#118 to #48 - dbrak (04/17/2012) [-]
that's how i am in spanish class. i get asked a question in spanish.

"... sí."
#69 - ulrock (04/16/2012) [-]
>Be in Precalc
>"Give an example of when two cars start at the same location, travel the same speed, but don't end up in the same location"
>Write "If they're going in different directions"
>Lose credit for "describing an example, but not actually giving one. An acceptable answer, for example, would be 'Car A travels north at 3 mph, and Car B travels south at 3mph. After 2 seconds, Car A is 6 miles north, while Car B is 6 miles South.

>MFW the question didn't ask for a numerical example.
#181 to #69 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
i would agree with you, but its PreCalc. Math is implied in the class anyway.
#105 to #69 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but how in satan's glorious hell does two cars traveling 3mph get 6 miles in 2 secods?
#114 to #105 - ulrock (04/17/2012) [-]
My apologies, Precalc tends to use mph, while Physics typically uses m/s, so I mixed up the units.
User avatar #22 - FishMonster (04/16/2012) [-]
"This is not a calculator class this is a math class"
-College professor
User avatar #107 to #22 - steelplatypus (04/17/2012) [-]
My professor doesn't let us use calculators either, feels bad man
User avatar #150 to #22 - waaw (04/17/2012) [-]
To be fair, a lot of calculators can do a reasonable amount of calculus, so if you were only up to first year or so, you could probably just type in the question to get a solution. When you're teaching, calculators should only really be used for things you learnt at least a year or so ago.

That probably wasn't what the teacher was talking about, just playing devil's advocate.
#208 to #22 - GoReMoTe (04/17/2012) [-]
Clearly you've never taken a real-analysis class. Calculators don't help much when you have to prove that 0 = -0
#221 - trollzorr (04/17/2012) [-]
MFW this happens
#161 to #153 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
#49 - albita (04/16/2012) [-]
It happened the same to me in philosophy
#235 - whitekneegrownut (04/17/2012) [-]
Do problem like teacher said
****** still get it wrong
MFW
#236 to #235 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
Pfft, like it's the method's fault. Nope. You probably made a simple mistake, dude. Don't go blaming things for your mistakes.
#132 - thehornedking (04/17/2012) [-]
I.HATE.THAT. **** .
User avatar #201 - lolmasterx (04/17/2012) [-]
Teacher: You didn't show your work.
Me: I got the right answer, so I obviously know how to do it.
Teacher: Detention for talking back.
#231 to #201 - ohsnapagirl (04/17/2012) [-]
<mfw that happens.
#202 to #201 - evanbinns (04/17/2012) [-]
mfw when people actually go to detention.
#203 to #201 - stevencolbert (04/17/2012) [-]
>Complete 6 of a type of question
>Teacher says I did two without showing extra step and MUST BE CHEATING!
>mfw
#162 - anon (04/17/2012) [-]
Everytime a teacher says something like this.....................
Everytime a teacher says something like this.....................
#59 - papalump (04/16/2012) [-]
Only thing I could think of.
User avatar #175 - HaymitchAbernathy (04/17/2012) [-]
>be in algebra 2 class
>doing homework with spare time teacher rarely lets us have
>Get all problems correct
>use different methods
>hand in homework next day
>get 0


...... **** you
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