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Swedish Hero

I Anonymous () 01:. 34 E
Chalking heme hem party late ene evening
guys were following me. as my drunk ass managed to piss them eff by existing
walk faster. to no avail. as I' m drunk as ****
Cratch me in seine random college student neighborhood
Cl Anonymous ( Thu) : 48 ; if-‘ I? ahit- cry ass IS about to be beaten
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Alights fiuck on in the house
Mthree guys in full musketeer garb walk out
Pleader is mete blend guy with a beard. eyepatch. and seine wardress accent
What sort of ruffians would be accosting sameone outside em residence? Stand and deliver!"
C-_ -Lu-- start yelling at them to **** eff. that I deserved to get my ass beaten
well. then. Draw steel we blackguards"
will three ofthem draw rapiers en their belts
run
HI know not foul men sought yew harm. but come and tell us the tale, stranger!"
Append remainder d evening drinking mulled wine with Lunatics
Bounch live there
guy is actually missing an eye: lest it in a machine shep accident
heme completely drunk with a hat
u I have no idea people like that existed. had the energey to rent a house.
*******
EPIC
I Anonymous (Wah' )
THIS
A THOUSAND TIM ES THIS
I Anonymous ( Thu) 17ST
Holy ****, this is still being posted?
I figure I owe ttgl a bit of an update en these guys.
Their leader, D he of ene eye and little common sense, nearly had his visa revoked fer these kinds of shenanigans. the tee many arrests meant that his right to stay in the country was contested,
and he had to go to court to defend himself and prevent his visa frem being revoked.
I was his ride to we rt, and had to testify to the board that he shouldn' t be deported fer lack of common sense er social normality.
His defense? A written speech, about three pages long, about the rights of man, the education he has received here, and the opportunities fer a machinist. The spirit of his crimes were all in
defense of people who would otherwise suffer- Far other witnesses, he had some of the random people he' d helped out, including ene memerable paint where a woman, nearly en the verge of tears,
pointed out how he' d taken on a guy threatening to rape her and carrying a knife by whipping out a fencing saber, disarming him, and mocking him in his thick Swedish accent so that the girl could
call the ceps. Something like a dozen people all showed up, explaining how this dude, despite his , made the country better.
He was not deported, and lives here to this very day, stalking the streets in musketeer garb, rescuing drunks, and dispensing his em brand injustica
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#1 - barbwirepain
Reply +66
(04/15/2012) [-]
He's the hero Gotham deserves
#4 to #1 - lovetolmao
Reply 0
(04/15/2012) [-]
Your comment made my day.
#17 to #1 - shadowmancer
Reply 0
(04/16/2012) [-]
My exact thought. Beat me to it. :P
#6 to #1 - noobiereaper
Reply +33
(04/15/2012) [-]
Gothenburg mate :P
#65 - ninjajunkie
Reply +57
(04/16/2012) [-]
< How I picture him looking.
#74 to #65 - screamingdemon
Reply +9
(04/16/2012) [-]
He's danish, good enough
#45 - bloodysita
Reply -48
(04/16/2012) [-]
#50 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(04/16/2012) [-]
When you post this ^

Expect to receive this:
#117 to #45 - bloodysita
Reply +1
(04/17/2012) [-]
i actually did go back and read it, and im glad i did. the dude is really awesome :)
i actually did go back and read it, and im glad i did. the dude is really awesome :)
#56 to #45 - moc
Reply +7
(04/16/2012) [-]
just read it, its worth your time if your spending that time here
#52 to #45 - thebaconmaster
Reply +9
(04/16/2012) [-]
#47 to #45 - epx
Reply +55
(04/16/2012) [-]
It's because you can't.
#53 - heavsie
Reply +29
(04/16/2012) [-]
This makes me proud to be Swedish.
#63 to #53 - mcawzum
Reply -2
(04/16/2012) [-]
we swedes are truly awesome!
#59 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(04/16/2012) [-]
drunks punks were also swedish.....
#64 to #59 - ainise
Reply +7
(04/16/2012) [-]
There are millions of punks around the world - but how many real life batmen are out there?
#76 to #53 - screamingdemon
Reply 0
(04/16/2012) [-]
Don't take pride in what someone else did. you have as mutch in common with that guy as what you have with me.
#77 to #53 - finnjevel
Reply 0
(04/16/2012) [-]
This makes me proud to be half swede, half finn.
#54 - moc
Reply +23
(04/16/2012) [-]
this is how awesome that guy is   
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#42 - mrredfield
Reply +20
(04/16/2012) [-]
I would love to meet this guy and give him an epic handshake, then drink some mulled wine.
I would love to meet this guy and give him an epic handshake, then drink some mulled wine.
#38 - phantomseeker
Reply +20
(04/16/2012) [-]
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#3 - deadmus
Reply +20
(04/15/2012) [-]
THAT! is one awesome swede. I wish i could be like him, but i live on the country. The only thing that happens here is just farmers and fishermen fighting. And you don't wanna interrupt a fisherman in a fight
#40 - sherlockbatman
Reply +19
(04/16/2012) [-]
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#80 - Pharonix
Reply +17
(04/16/2012) [-]
This guy is the hero the world deserves.