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Swedish Hero

I Anonymous () 01:. 34 E
Chalking heme hem party late ene evening
guys were following me. as my drunk ass managed to piss them eff by existing
walk faster. to no avail. as I' m drunk as ****
Cratch me in seine random college student neighborhood
Cl Anonymous ( Thu) : 48 ; if-‘ I? ahit- cry ass IS about to be beaten
76 KB, 737x583, 4, jpg) Sstill m talking phase
Alights fiuck on in the house
Mthree guys in full musketeer garb walk out
Pleader is mete blend guy with a beard. eyepatch. and seine wardress accent
What sort of ruffians would be accosting sameone outside em residence? Stand and deliver!"
C-_ -Lu-- start yelling at them to **** eff. that I deserved to get my ass beaten
well. then. Draw steel we blackguards"
will three ofthem draw rapiers en their belts
run
HI know not foul men sought yew harm. but come and tell us the tale, stranger!"
Append remainder d evening drinking mulled wine with Lunatics
Bounch live there
guy is actually missing an eye: lest it in a machine shep accident
heme completely drunk with a hat
u I have no idea people like that existed. had the energey to rent a house.
*******
EPIC
I Anonymous (Wah' )
THIS
A THOUSAND TIM ES THIS
I Anonymous ( Thu) 17ST
Holy **** , this is still being posted?
I figure I owe ttgl a bit of an update en these guys.
Their leader, D he of ene eye and little common sense, nearly had his visa revoked fer these kinds of shenanigans. the tee many arrests meant that his right to stay in the country was contested,
and he had to go to court to defend himself and prevent his visa frem being revoked.
I was his ride to we rt, and had to testify to the board that he shouldn' t be deported fer lack of common sense er social normality.
His defense? A written speech, about three pages long, about the rights of man, the education he has received here, and the opportunities fer a machinist. The spirit of his crimes were all in
defense of people who would otherwise suffer- Far other witnesses, he had some of the random people he' d helped out, including ene memerable paint where a woman, nearly en the verge of tears,
pointed out how he' d taken on a guy threatening to rape her and carrying a knife by whipping out a fencing saber, disarming him, and mocking him in his thick Swedish accent so that the girl could
call the ceps. Something like a dozen people all showed up, explaining how this dude, despite his , made the country better.
He was not deported, and lives here to this very day, stalking the streets in musketeer garb, rescuing drunks, and dispensing his em brand injustica
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User avatar #1 - barbwirepain (04/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
He's the hero Gotham deserves
#65 - ninjajunkie (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
< How I picture him looking.
#45 - bloodysita (04/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#47 to #45 - epx (04/16/2012) [-]
It's because you can't.
#53 - heavsie (04/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
This makes me proud to be Swedish.
#54 - moc (04/16/2012) [-]
this is how awesome that guy is   
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this is how awesome that guy is
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#42 - mrredfield (04/16/2012) [-]
I would love to meet this guy and give him an epic handshake, then drink some mulled wine.
I would love to meet this guy and give him an epic handshake, then drink some mulled wine.
#38 - phantomseeker ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - deadmus (04/15/2012) [-]
THAT! is one awesome swede. I wish i could be like him, but i live on the country. The only thing that happens here is just farmers and fishermen fighting. And you don't wanna interrupt a fisherman in a fight
#40 - sherlockbatman (04/16/2012) [-]
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#80 - Pharonix (04/16/2012) [-]
This guy is the hero the world deserves.
#15 - kanatana (04/16/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at harry potter ** Wait, wait, WAIT a minute: Are you telling me that, somewhere out there is a REAL LIFE SUPERHERO??
#16 - jimothyjenkins (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this. is. awesome.
this. is. awesome.
#21 - slandersalamander ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
This is potentially the most amazing thing I have ever read.
This is potentially the most amazing thing I have ever read.
#20 - SuperSixONE (04/16/2012) [-]
what really happened:
#107 - derak (04/16/2012) [-]
#98 - RoscoeG (04/16/2012) [-]
The musketeers, on their way to protect the innocent.
The musketeers, on their way to protect the innocent.
#72 - ninjadudedylan (04/16/2012) [-]
Another epic Swedish person..
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#88 to #83 - DiabloStrawhat (04/16/2012) [-]
That's because you can't.
That's because you can't.
#13 - anonymous (04/16/2012) [-]
Read last line as “dispensing his own line of juice“

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