Brotips. . ifyou' re ever caught sleeping in class, slowly mise your head and say, "amen." ism want look good afterthe first three shots, she' s really not goin bro tips brotips
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Brotips

ifyou' re ever caught
sleeping in class,
slowly mise your head
and say, "amen."
ism want look
good afterthe first three
shots, she' s really not
going to lockwood
with a hangover. brotips com
aren' twirling to do, and
you’ ll game things
mum.
dahing risks” means
more than unplugging
your flash drive without
safely removing the
brotips_ e om
when old people try to
tell you how bad your
generation is, remind
them who raised it.
out
bran papp om
briti papp om
there are seven billion
people in this world,
bro. why are you letting
one min your day?
kid. ’ texist,
brotips t'
a bad situation can
often be avoided if
you
shuttle **** up.
life and beware
chill for
conversation with her.
all ifthat, "sup? nothing
much, you?' ********
wont get you ayvh!! rtses,
haswell your night went
is decided by two things:
where you woke up and
the amount of clothes
you . brotips
brotips" om
bran papp om
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#1 - tehlulzbringer (04/15/2012) [-]
I remember when I was in the middle of class, my phone rang and "Smile Smile Smile" started playing

It went on for 2 minutes because I couldn't find my phone in my bag

So yeah... TAKE THIS ******* ADVICE
#42 to #1 - repsis (04/16/2012) [-]
Mine is Tenacious D - Tribute. Pretty badass, huh?
#7 to #1 - thesuttenburger (04/15/2012) [-]
anyone got some good advice for some cool ringtones?
#23 to #7 - anon (04/16/2012) [-]
Anything but the normal beep will make you seem like a complete tool, so yeah just use the normal one and no one will really care or remember.
#2 to #1 - auryn ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
:P
User avatar #12 - roshambo (04/16/2012) [-]
my ringtone http://www .youtube. com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
#17 to #12 - jkfah (04/16/2012) [-]
I will love you forever and always....
I will love you forever and always....
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User avatar #34 to #28 - gahblah ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
Mmm, dat leopard print.
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User avatar #37 to #35 - gahblah ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
Oh my gosh. It is zebra print. Crap. Thanks for the correction.
#6 - ljxjlos ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh God,the amount of how right #1141 is makes me wanna cry:D I think putting a paperbag over my "real" face wouldnt do anybody any harm...:D
#26 - dropless (04/16/2012) [-]
On #1176 does unplugging your ipod before safely removing the hardware really do any harm?
#32 - shaunosullivan (04/16/2012) [-]
**shaunosullivan rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at title **

I like it! MOAR!
User avatar #38 to #32 - ilikeepicninjas (04/16/2012) [-]
Just go to the website.
#3 - SquishyHaribo (04/15/2012) [-]
this is my profile picture, that brotip confuses me
User avatar #18 - coolioplasm (04/16/2012) [-]
Me: Hey
Girl: Hi
Me: What's up?
Girl: Nm u?
Me: Was just out having dinner with my family, how are you?
Girl: Good, u?
Me: Not bad, the other day I got a blood test. I'm healthy fortunately :P
Girl: cool
Me: So what are you doing?
Girl: Textin, FB, etc
Me: Ah cool, I'm just talking to people and watching a movie :D
Girl: Cool

#40 to #18 - anon (04/16/2012) [-]
You have to actually TALK about something. "Just had dinner with the family, how are you?" is not a conversation. Talk about her interests, current events, maybe some common ground. For example if you know her from school, talk about school. If you like similar music, bring up something current about it. If you have no common interests to talk about, then you're never going anywhere with her as it is.
User avatar #41 to #40 - coolioplasm (04/16/2012) [-]
Her after anything I could possibly say: LOLK
#21 to #18 - anon (04/16/2012) [-]
bro that's all exposition stuff, you have to actually make moves to get results.
User avatar #22 to #21 - coolioplasm (04/16/2012) [-]
Me: *explanitory text to make conversation*
her: *whatev*
Me: *explanitory text to make conversation*
her: *whatev*
Me: *explanitory text to make conversation*
her: *whatev*
Me: *explanitory text to make conversation*
her: *whatev*

User avatar #19 to #18 - coolioplasm (04/16/2012) [-]
My lack of nothing much and sup got me somewhere alright.
User avatar #20 to #19 - coolioplasm (04/16/2012) [-]
How I assume the douchebag got to date her:
Douche: yo girl
Girl: Hi! :3 What's up?
Douche: ya nutin ey girl u wn go out?
Girl: TAKE ME RIGHT HERE
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User avatar #11 to #8 - isexcats (04/16/2012) [-]
I dont know why you got thumbed down thats true people have free will and can choose for them selves
#9 to #8 - iloveitinthebutt (04/16/2012) [-]
It's saying don't let them insult when they can share in the blame as well.
User avatar #39 - ilikeepicninjas (04/16/2012) [-]
#1129, I think I'm safe :3
User avatar #33 - epicguynumberfive (04/16/2012) [-]
I dont get #1164
User avatar #36 to #33 - xchuckasickiex (04/16/2012) [-]
success depends on "u" my little funny junk friend
User avatar #31 - bajowski (04/16/2012) [-]
I liked #1165. It made me smile.
User avatar #25 - beefs (04/16/2012) [-]
If she doesn't look good after three shots, it's probably because you killed her.
User avatar #4 - mrvalane ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
#1164 made me smile
User avatar #43 - bobbybeats (04/16/2012) [-]
Ehh I don't like drinking cold beer so that one was a little flawed for me, but I understand the message.
User avatar #44 to #43 - xchuckasickiex (04/17/2012) [-]
beer tastes alot better cold, then hot
User avatar #45 to #44 - xchuckasickiex (04/17/2012) [-]
hmm someone thumbed you down ill thumb you back up :)
User avatar #46 to #45 - bobbybeats (04/17/2012) [-]
Im not sure if you call it the same where you're from, but that makes the beer skunky which I can dig.
User avatar #13 - grimsho (04/16/2012) [-]
I only ever say "nothing much, how 'bout you?" when texting/messaging/etc if I couldn't give two ***** whether I have the conversation or not. Which is the vast majority of the time
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#27 - anon (04/16/2012) [-]
I feel like all of these brotips were written by women
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