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Would you rather. Isen't mine, credits to the one making it and coming up with the idea enjoy . models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it. _ OR spend

Isen't mine, credits to the one making it and coming up with the idea
enjoy

models, but be forced to never tell
anyone about it. _
OR spend a night in a hotel
room just chatting with 4
Victories Secret models and
have the whole world think
you slept with them?
Have the ability to
fly, but every time
you flew, you
were naked...
OR have the ability to be
invisible, but anytime you
went invisible, people nearby
would talk sh" t about you?
4 popcorn kernel
in your throat...
OR have
forever?
Work your dream job N
for no wages, relying
only on welfare
payments to survive.,
OR sit naked In a completely
empty white room from 8 to 5
Monday to Saturday for
million a year?
wrap?
Have your life
narrated by
Morgan Freeman...
OR James Earl Jones?
Smell a fart all day, all
the time that nobody
else can smell .
OR have everyone
think you smell like
a fart, but you don' t
smell it?
Fall down every
staircase you av'"'
come across...
OR shut your
hand in every door
you open?
Watch porn with
x your parents... "
OR watch porn
of your parents?
...
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#2 - shadowrated
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1) I would sleep with the 4 Victoria Secrets models.
Have the whole world think I slept with them? lol **** that
2)I don't want people to talk **** about me all the time.
I would rather have the ability to fly naked. I could finally get those pigeons back
3)Cheeto fingers
>Have cheetos fingers FOREVER
>Eat cheeto fingers
>Cheetos grow back because you have cheeto-fingers FOREVER
>Unlimited food
4)I would choose the Dream job: Making comments on Funnyjunk
that ****** funner than most people think
Money won't solve the insanity I would reviece from the white room.
& also, **** WHITE SPACE
5)Saran wrap. It's less painful, & I could use it after getting back at the pigeons
6)MORGAN FREEMAN ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME
7)I'd rather have everyone think I smell like a fart
I'll be flying naked in the air all the time eating my cheeto fingers, so I won't be around much people
8)I could fly, why the **** do I need a staircase?
9)Both
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#521 to #2 - respectablenigga
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you sound like a retard...




Anyone else think this dude dropped out of school?...

User avatar #160 to #2 - MatthewsGauss
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I would choose the white room job because I could just sleep the whole time and get payed 5 million a year to sleep for 9 hours.
#165 to #2 - anon id: da9915fd
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4)sleep in the white room from 8 to 5,party all night,waste millions in drugs and whore,spent the rest of the time making comments in funnyjunk,go to the white room,sleep,repeat again.
insanity solved
User avatar #309 to #2 - mrbuu
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james earl jones cuz darth vader.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lolwatthe
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Good choices but can we discus the White Room when you have time? because i think that it would give me time to meditate/sleep and i would kind of like that...
#115 to #2 - aregvan
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Me reading your comment:   
&gt;Hmmm   
&gt;Okay he has a point   
&gt;wow okay nice   
&gt;yeah FJ is awesome   
&gt;stair? you are flying, good logic   
&gt;both   
&gt;both   
&gt;BOTH
Me reading your comment:
>Hmmm
>Okay he has a point
>wow okay nice
>yeah FJ is awesome
>stair? you are flying, good logic
>both
>both
>BOTH



#103 to #2 - funnyjunkyeahyeah
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&gt;&gt;Money won't solve the insanity I would reviece from the white room.    
   
Implying that you wouldn't just become nocturnal and sleep during those hours.   
   
I mean, ****, there was a time when I was doing that, except replace white room with class.
>>Money won't solve the insanity I would reviece from the white room.

Implying that you wouldn't just become nocturnal and sleep during those hours.

I mean, ****, there was a time when I was doing that, except replace white room with class.
User avatar #126 to #103 - lambocj
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You know you're actually right. When you go home you can do productive and fun stuff. And basically you use work time to sleep. HHmm...not bad bro, not bad. I'd probably just bring some stuff with me ( if i could ) to the white room.
#263 to #103 - pineappletime
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(04/15/2012) [-]
were you naked?
#122 to #2 - yoper
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I agree with everything except 2.
Why would I care if those girls in the changing rooms talk **** about me?
User avatar #128 to #122 - lambocj
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(04/15/2012) [-]
Nice....................Nice
#308 to #128 - steikmainer
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Niceeee
#11 to #2 - brendanc
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i would go to the white room and save up all my money so after a year i would still have about 4million and then i would quit and get a better job still being a millionaire without having welfare

anyway i like being naked
#483 to #11 - anon id: 66224f70
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You have to think, 8-5 is basically the whole day of doing nothing. You'd go crazy. Also you wouldn't have much time to do anything.
#561 to #483 - lolzzman
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-masturbate -sleep -try and get rid of the stiffness sleeping on a floor will give you
-exercise i guess -scratch a tally chart on the wall of how many days you've been there
-jog -drink blood from your fingers (result of scratching walls)
-see how long you can stay hunched into a corner -rock back and forth in corner to take up time -come up with neat ideas, as there are no distractions near you to interrupt your thinking -to better remember your ideas, scratch them on walls, speak them out loud or even use the blood from your fingers to under line special thoughts, as the walls are sanitary -developing MPD would (in a way) give you someone to talk to, and to play with
-time would certainly fly by with a little Schizophrenia as well
-learn what kind of behaviors are natural, and common (as you may of forgotten by now) with your "twin", as you may call it (not blinking (bad for the eyes), stop cleaning yourself (the secret to good hygiene), pull out your hair (obvious reasons), etc)
-develop cat-like traits, like scratching walls and hissing, because... why not?
-discover what your flesh tastes like, when you are feeling very peckish
-make sure the "authorities" know where your "special spot" is, so better to mark it off with your writing ink (blood, of course!)
-as you get bored of your own flesh, see if the people in white that bring you plates of what looks like dirt, and weird little pills have better tasting flesh
-polish you ever-growing collection of bones with your freshly ripped loin cloth
-divulge into a state of pure bliss and imagination as you decide to finally eat the pills that have been piling up... faster results of their effects with the more you take at a time... right?
-cease ripping out your hair, and allow it to grow. your ripping patterns have caused it to grow in dreadlocks
-as the room falls away from you, start to imagine fun places - jungles and the like.
-now, enjoy the forest as you so desire, and play!

<you, in your world of wonder..

User avatar #564 to #483 - eldorito
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I'd helicopter all day.
#156 - jesusmcbatmanjones
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Watch porn of my parents WITH my parents
Watch porn of my parents WITH my parents
#186 to #156 - Seraff
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(04/15/2012) [-]
Noooooo
Noooooo
#200 - twatmissile
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if i had to fly naked, i would swoop down and teabag people from the sky.
User avatar #212 to #200 - lordherpderp
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oh gog lol'd so hard this needs to be top comment
User avatar #513 to #212 - NinjaPlease
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god*
#285 to #200 - rottengrits **User deleted account**
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User avatar #512 to #285 - NinjaPlease
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saw*
#38 - Wingz
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I would just get all 4 of them pregnant.

Win.
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#267 to #258 - cranche
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#287 to #258 - hole
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Since you are batman, you don't have parents. So the last one is impossible
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#305 to #300 - hole
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Nice one, ol' chap!
#280 to #258 - mrshyguy
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what about the fart smell one?
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#180 - mytrakytra
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Sitting naked in a room is my dreamjob.
User avatar #346 to #180 - tropius
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Then how would that work? My brain is all confused and ****.
#441 - gmarrox
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1. Sleep with them, cause who ******* cares what anyone else thinks?
2. Fly, cause who ******* cares what anyone else thinks?
3. Cheeto fingers = significantly reduced food expenses.
4. Dream job, duh. If I loved what I did, that's all I need.
5. **** directly in saran wrap, drop it on people while flying.
6. Morgan Freeman. I have no smart-ass reason. Just cause.
7. Smell like a fart, cause who ******* cares what anyone else thinks?
8. Fall down stairs, because I'd never use them because I CAN ******* FLY.
9. Watch porn with them, because they'd be just as guilty as me.
User avatar #452 to #441 - setfire
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i would thumb this 10 times if I can
User avatar #449 to #441 - lastofthedovakhiin
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My dream job is to be the owner and manager of all playboy property sooooooo,,,
#425 - flannelnleftpocket
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I'm no expert on aerodynamics but I think flying naked may result in this
User avatar #448 to #425 - idelki
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That is a beautiful drawing.
#453 to #448 - flannelnleftpocket
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thanks, here have another. Gotta love MS paint
#462 - greatguygabe
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1. Don't sleep with them. That basiclly raises your sex appeal to around a 90/100, adn you get tons of sex anyways
2. Fly naked. They laugh, they point, but im flying *********** and you just have to sit there
3. Cheeto fingers. Im hungry? Eat my fingers! They'll grow back. and if they don't, i'll still live
4. My dream job is probably youtube, and I wouldn't make money off that anyways, people would donate to me to keep my channel alive.
5. Depends on the grit of the sandpaper. 80 grit? Seram wrap. 400 grit? sandpaper
6. Morgan Freeman. I'll just say titty sprinkles over and over again. Best. Life. Ever.
7. have everyone think I smell like a fart, but don't smell it. Id just stay inside all day, and I wouldn't smell any fart. problem solved.
8. Fall down stairs. I usually fall down stairs anyways, so it wouldn't be that big of a difference.
9. Watch it with my parents. I wouldn't have to see my dads cock *shudder*


User avatar #478 to #462 - destroyerofcunt
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rip edd :(
#471 to #462 - mrrshdpadurdurs
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I'd give you a thumb just for the tomska pic, never mind the awesome comment.
#479 - AMTZ
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But I'm already invisible.