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Gangsta

Is your out
K bah; nu cock me like 3
Katrina? on Y Y
Sort)!» but You one
we 3 drink Because when I looked at you, I
dropped mine.
Can I have
directions? To your heart,
There " somethung
wrung with my cell
phone. '
It doesn' t have your number in
Hey, I didn' t ask you how you
looked!
Is your last name
Gillette? Bananas you are the heat a man
can get.
Can I hence a
t I want to call my mum and Cell
quiz at?
hex I just met the woman of my
dreams.
PM sorry, were you
talking to me? an then, please nut.
was My teeth
hurts! Because you are 50000 sweet!
Ace on Kali inns?
T g Cause you are the answers to all
my prayers.
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#69 - lollidrop (04/15/2012) [-]
I tried that 'how are you one' but it failed
"Hey, how are you?"
"Pretty **** to be honest"
"Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!"

mfw
#72 to #69 - clonect (04/15/2012) [-]
y...you should have....thought twice before answering
y...you should have....thought twice before answering
#25 - hemad (04/15/2012) [-]
pickup-line

amidoingitright?
#132 to #25 - anon (04/16/2012) [-]
'merica
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#141 to #73 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+38
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#40 - iamphoenix (04/15/2012) [-]
"Is your name Katrina?"
"No, why?"
"Because baby you killed a lot of poor black people."
User avatar #57 to #40 - estroxforeva (04/15/2012) [-]
LOLed my hair off!
#150 - howyoudoinnigga (04/16/2012) [-]
>"Something's wrong with my cell phone."
>"Why?"
>"Why?"
>WHY?
Shouldn't it be "what" not "why"?
#153 to #150 - RegulineSix (04/16/2012) [-]
MAYBE SHE IS TONY KORNHEISER
#143 - drewhfa (04/16/2012) [-]
Girl are you a chicken farmer?
'Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
#107 - thatoneseabass (04/15/2012) [-]
Last time I saw this post it had -1 thumbs....it grew up so fast
Last time I saw this post it had -1 thumbs....it grew up so fast
#63 - kandeh (04/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

+19
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#127 - mightymilk (04/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#154 to #127 - cammyT (04/16/2012) [-]
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#146 to #127 - lordherpderp (04/16/2012) [-]
her face when
her face when
#48 - itsoneam (04/15/2012) [-]
Sorry but you owe me a drink

OK
+9
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#166 - wambamthankumam (04/16/2012) [-]
<-- my pick up line
User avatar #184 to #166 - cyborgj (04/16/2012) [-]
you cant run bitch, and you're gonna smell these balls
User avatar #170 to #166 - aiwendel ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
When I cut you off at the pass, you gon take it in the ass
#42 - ravenseclipse (04/15/2012) [-]
Mfw I've actually used 2 or 3 of these in the past and they worked.
User avatar #47 to #42 - sidedoor (04/15/2012) [-]
I call bs
#140 to #47 - ravenseclipse (04/16/2012) [-]
My phone is broken, I need your number. Chick on my bus on Friday, actually.
And the one about "how are you?" "I asked how are you, not what do you look like." like a few weeks ago. Niether have gotten me a gf, but they've worked. :)
User avatar #186 to #140 - sidedoor (04/16/2012) [-]
Still doubnt,but less hah
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