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Wonders of 4chan. 4chan, you are one of a kind.. C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03 tehgod, 3 Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp Detaching kids about farm ani

4chan, you are one of a kind.

C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03
tehgod, 3
Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp
Detaching kids about farm animals with real animals
Hie to pig pen
tell kids not to go into pen
mud In help a kid with tying mes
Allar loud splat noise
saturn mud
4 retard kids in pig pen, literally nailing in mud "Dink" noises
spics start pushing them because they are in their Tace
strength comes out
battle between pigs and retards happens
delay in stepping this because of the hilarity of the situation
spics knock retards ever on tap of each other
r: -Mass retard pile
win
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Submitted: 04/14/2012
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#197 - anon (04/15/2012) [-]
best retard story ever
#346 to #197 - anon (04/15/2012) [-]
******* READ THIS PEOPLE
#381 to #197 - anon (04/15/2012) [-]
i lost my 			****		 at "cock dueling".
i lost my **** at "cock dueling".
User avatar #218 to #197 - theaddviser (04/15/2012) [-]
this man is a hero
#248 to #197 - rainking (04/15/2012) [-]
This is the greatest story ever told. This needs to be a movie. Fats could be played by Jonah Hill, and the teacher can be played by Michael Cera.
User avatar #367 to #197 - iaaron (04/15/2012) [-]
Worth the read, Good ******* job Ray :)
#261 to #197 - anon (04/15/2012) [-]
Yes!
#276 to #197 - anon (04/15/2012) [-]
Legendary.
#260 to #197 - fagbagzag (04/15/2012) [-]
This was the greatest story of all time.
User avatar #251 to #197 - magicalsteve (04/15/2012) [-]
that was beautiful.....

#290 to #197 - usernamemyass (04/15/2012) [-]
as soon as the movie theatre face off began, the pokemon theme that plays when you square off against an opponent started in my head.
as soon as the movie theatre face off began, the pokemon theme that plays when you square off against an opponent started in my head.
User avatar #246 to #197 - floopdawhoop (04/15/2012) [-]
Before I die, I must find this man, and give him the kind of high-five that would melt anyone's face if they did not have this level of sheer epicness.
User avatar #239 to #197 - youknowwhothisis (04/15/2012) [-]
i lol'd so hard i started crying
#234 to #197 - manofparody (04/15/2012) [-]
I'm just surprised at the amount of **** stored in an average tard's body, because every story conveniently has the tard having gallons of diarrhea **** .
#320 to #234 - ravenfyra (04/15/2012) [-]
That's probably what makes the stories more worthy of telling, as opposed to the "every day" /small experiences that are mentioned around midway.
#216 to #197 - browealicious (04/15/2012) [-]
Alright guys, we did it. There's no better story here. Might as well not even comment with them anymore.
#345 to #197 - drtaconinetysix (04/15/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. 			*******		 epic.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. ******* epic.
User avatar #298 to #197 - giantdonut (04/15/2012) [-]
that.... was beautiful...
#250 to #197 - sinjito (04/15/2012) [-]
Made my day.
#269 to #197 - bellcake (04/15/2012) [-]
Now that was definitely a good read. HERO.
User avatar #238 to #197 - joshlols (04/15/2012) [-]
Just spent some of the best 5 minutes of my life reading that... It was hilarious, thumbs for you for posting that, even though it's not yours!
User avatar #402 to #197 - urbanshark (04/15/2012) [-]
that's it, no other tard stories will ever compare to this...ever. i just laughed my ass off
User avatar #219 to #197 - AlreadyExists (04/15/2012) [-]
That was awesome.
User avatar #331 to #197 - xXthabeastXx (04/15/2012) [-]
I lost my **** at "Rage Mode: Final Form"
#293 to #197 - masretals (04/15/2012) [-]
this is ******* gold
#110 - gmanjohn ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
#91 - reddybrek (04/15/2012) [-]
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>First day at new school
>Go into the cafeteria to eat at lunch table
>don't know anyone so absent-mindedly sit down at random table
>milk suddenly spilled by person next to me
>I look at them and our eyes meet...I realised this person is a tard
>I look around at the rest of the table and see a girl with a riding helmet and a helper feeding her yoghurt
>MFW I'm at the retard table on my first day of school.
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User avatar #317 to #255 - samxdaxman (04/15/2012) [-]
You are forgiven. That image is ******* awesome!
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User avatar #411 to #409 - samxdaxman (04/16/2012) [-]
pretty sure the 50 thumbs speak for themselves.
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User avatar #413 to #412 - samxdaxman (04/16/2012) [-]
basically post a picture of a guy/girl with a funny looking face and a comment you recieve thumbs. unless you spam. then it gets bad.
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User avatar #415 to #414 - samxdaxman (04/16/2012) [-]
75% of funnyjunk is socially awkward, why do you think we all come here? hahahaha i forgive.
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User avatar #417 to #416 - samxdaxman (04/16/2012) [-]
no problem. have my thumbs and a friend request :3
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User avatar #419 to #418 - samxdaxman (04/16/2012) [-]
see now this is where that gif where the guys thumb turns green and he punches his monitor would come in handy. FJ gives me multiple oppurtunities to take it but i had to refuse -_- hahaha
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User avatar #421 to #420 - samxdaxman (04/16/2012) [-]
indeed it will. ill take that. thank you.
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#361 to #255 - tcald (04/15/2012) [-]
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#252 - NinjaCobra (04/15/2012) [-]
>Be 16   
>Best friend's big brother is a tard.   
>Best friend enjoys teaching tard brother dirty things.   
>Watching Broderick Godzilla remake with friend and brother. Scene comes up when Godzilla starts eating the cab that Broderick is in.   
>Tard brother yells, "Look, Godzilla is trying to deep throat them!!!!"   
>OFW
>Be 16
>Best friend's big brother is a tard.
>Best friend enjoys teaching tard brother dirty things.
>Watching Broderick Godzilla remake with friend and brother. Scene comes up when Godzilla starts eating the cab that Broderick is in.
>Tard brother yells, "Look, Godzilla is trying to deep throat them!!!!"
>OFW
#284 - burritomanjenkins (04/15/2012) [-]
this happened a couple of months ago
>be in McDonalds
>as i walk in i see a tard with his mother sitting quietly
>tard stares me down with tard vision
>go up to order
>someone threw a full soda cup at me and im drenched
>shout 'WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM?
>Tard cries
>Mom slaps me and its my fault
>mfw
#274 - teevanator (04/15/2012) [-]
>be 15 or so
>helping at an afterschool club for D of E Silver
>kids are mad, literally on heroine
>one kid in particular just wants to watch world burn
>one day he's got dinosaurs out
>I turn around
>turn back to see him sat on top of another kid
>inserting triceratops up his arse
>screaming " ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?"
>other kid says yes
>wut


#221 - cinnamontoastmunch (04/15/2012) [-]
>be in 6th grade   
>Trip to Niagara falls   
>Get on bus   
>50 retarded kids from a different school want to go on   
>They can't because this isn't their trip.   
>Mass Retard rage   
>They start punching and trying to tip the bus over   
>			****		 off retarded kids   
>One screams a loud war cry and scratches and kicks at bus   
>Laughing my ass off.   
>Teacher "Everyone stay calm they can't hurt you"   
>Bus driver squeals the tires   
>Retards scared   
>Drive away
>be in 6th grade
>Trip to Niagara falls
>Get on bus
>50 retarded kids from a different school want to go on
>They can't because this isn't their trip.
>Mass Retard rage
>They start punching and trying to tip the bus over
> **** off retarded kids
>One screams a loud war cry and scratches and kicks at bus
>Laughing my ass off.
>Teacher "Everyone stay calm they can't hurt you"
>Bus driver squeals the tires
>Retards scared
>Drive away
#198 - pulu (04/15/2012) [-]
#4 - tomdukes (04/15/2012) [-]
bravo real op. gif unrelated
bravo real op. gif unrelated
#14 to #4 - Altr (04/15/2012) [-]
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#215 to #14 - hahns (04/15/2012) [-]
spending several minutes watching for the moment when they almost sync up...
User avatar #303 to #215 - amadeuseap (04/15/2012) [-]
damn, you got me doing it
#289 - teevanator (04/15/2012) [-]
I have so many of these... there used to be a "Red2Green" house right in the middle of our school which had the most legendary disabled people. I loved them, but in the middle of a school? Anyways:

>they are hosting a sports day on field
>lunch time, we all go onto field to see this spectacle
>having a sack race
>one in particular is sprinting
>halfway through his trousers fall down
>no underwear
>wang is flopping all over the place
>doesn't give a **** , fearless bastard
>keeps running
>wins
>everyone is cheering
>oh god, why



User avatar #25 - ishalltroll (04/15/2012) [-]
it's good, but nothing is ever gonna beat "Fats McGee and the retard three"
User avatar #45 to #25 - Lintutu (04/15/2012) [-]
i havent heard that one yet
User avatar #89 to #60 - Lintutu (04/15/2012) [-]
holy **** that story was amazing
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User avatar #67 to #25 - zafara (04/15/2012) [-]
Have you heard of Neal Tard stories?
User avatar #71 to #67 - zafara (04/15/2012) [-]
But in all honesty, Fats McGee ends better.
#6 - nippuhl (04/15/2012) [-]
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#154 to #6 - evilskittle ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
Retard's Face When
#92 to #6 - struttndatass (04/15/2012) [-]
**struttndatass rolls 541** "The godforsaken forgotten language of Tardese"

Imma note that down in my scrap book if you don't mind.
#66 to #6 - thephatgamer (04/15/2012) [-]
>MFW my name is brandon
>MFW my name is brandon
#226 to #66 - nigastix (04/15/2012) [-]
Correction

<<YFW your name is brandon

User avatar #337 to #332 - nigastix (04/15/2012) [-]
WHAT DAY IS IT?!
User avatar #338 to #337 - pineappletime (04/15/2012) [-]
sunday.
#407 to #226 - thephatgamer (04/15/2012) [-]
what the hell brain
#16 to #6 - troythehotman (04/15/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#302 - Nickdowgg (04/15/2012) [-]
story a bit related    
&gt;2 months back   
&gt;be in 11th grade   
&gt;sitting at lunch with friends 			************		   
&gt;fat tard bitch comes out with a 			*******		 shipment of food and chex mix   
&gt;she tries to take some kids muffin   
&gt;kid starts to flip his 			****		   
&gt;runs from fat bitch   
&gt;she starts running like a goddamn rhino   
&gt;somehow trips and her chex mix goes sliding across the floor   
&gt;starts to cry   
&gt;random retard grabs her chex mix and runs like hell   
&gt;fat bitch sounds like shes gargling snot   
&gt;teacher try's to help her and she starts screaming   
&gt;everyone in the cafeteria is dead silent   
me and my friends face when
story a bit related
>2 months back
>be in 11th grade
>sitting at lunch with friends ************
>fat tard bitch comes out with a ******* shipment of food and chex mix
>she tries to take some kids muffin
>kid starts to flip his ****
>runs from fat bitch
>she starts running like a goddamn rhino
>somehow trips and her chex mix goes sliding across the floor
>starts to cry
>random retard grabs her chex mix and runs like hell
>fat bitch sounds like shes gargling snot
>teacher try's to help her and she starts screaming
>everyone in the cafeteria is dead silent
me and my friends face when
#280 to #268 - axelmiller (04/15/2012) [-]
GRANT ME YOUR BACON!
User avatar #249 to #223 - spacepimp (04/15/2012) [-]
wtf is this?!?!?
User avatar #254 to #249 - Zaivia (04/15/2012) [-]
That is a captioned picture of a visual model bug in The Sims 2, where a child's skull has been bound farther back and lower than it usually is bound. The caption also says "HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH".
#257 to #254 - sirhyden (04/15/2012) [-]
Well done.....
Well done.....
User avatar #292 to #254 - spacepimp (04/15/2012) [-]
***** funneh. a thumb for u.
User avatar #157 - iamthethree (04/15/2012) [-]
I got a tard story this happened to me the other day
-Going to a friends house
-dont go there often so we think we know a short cut
-it was a park
-we walk right through
-see a swing set
-see a tard and his wrangler
-he yell "SUPER CHALLENGE 22 COMPLETE"
-then he jumps off this swing at maxium force
-he does super tard flip and lands on his head
-he make a dying walrus sound
-wrangler trys to calm him down
-he punchs her in the head
-then tard trys to jump a fence but he just crashes into it
-then while hes making the dying walurs sound he yell
-SUPER CHALLENGE 3 COMPLETE
-then wrangler picks him up and leaves
User avatar #160 to #157 - barbwirepain (04/15/2012) [-]
omg you nearly made me piss my pants you earn a thumb
#134 - laky (04/15/2012) [-]
long one, but good
User avatar #170 to #134 - theshinypen (04/15/2012) [-]
amazing
#319 to #134 - mmmmcheezy (04/15/2012) [-]
I really really REALLY wish i could find the guy who made this, true or not, its a ******* glorious tale.
#202 to #134 - washingtonhick (04/15/2012) [-]
Glorious.
#175 to #134 - bazeth (04/15/2012) [-]
thanks, that made my day
#156 to #134 - Sentel (04/15/2012) [-]
Best. Story. Ever.
User avatar #166 to #134 - shooeyalanna (04/15/2012) [-]
win on so many ******* levels. I was actually sad when it was over.
#147 to #134 - anon (04/15/2012) [-]
That... is pure win. You deserve 5000+ internets for that post
#58 - blackbriar (04/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #58 - jokeface (04/15/2012) [-]
epic animation fail...
#27 - deephalentwo (04/15/2012) [-]
Tard story post on FJ

Everyone starts posting tard stories.
#39 to #27 - amsel (04/15/2012) [-]
**amsel rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at troll drl **

>be on FJ
>with lots of tards
>all of them talking about tards
>mfw when they use the phrase "mfw"
#34 to #27 - DivineInfinity ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
MFW when
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#167 to #27 - zionsype (04/15/2012) [-]
I don't see the problem.
I don't see the problem.
#265 to #27 - anon (04/15/2012) [-]
&gt;Be 11   
&gt;First day of fifth grade   
&gt;			****		 yeah, Recess time   
&gt;Friends and I having a blast on the jungle gym   
&gt;Look over to see tards sectioned off in another part of playground   
&gt;Friends and I laughed at their stupidity not knowing what a tard was   
&gt;I take off my shoe and throw it at one of the tards while tard-helpers aren't looking   
&gt;Tard's face twists into that of the 			*******		 Devil   
&gt;Tard lets out the Tard Warrior Battle Cry of the Damned   
&gt;All of the tards break through the fence in one big tard cluster   
&gt;All of the tards are screaming at the top of their lungs in harmony   
&gt;Oh 			****		, they're heading for us   
&gt;My friends and I split up and run around playground while tards are chasing us   
&gt;A good 25 minutes we spent running before the hard wranglers came   
&gt;MFW I realized years later that my friends and I invented very first game of &quot;Tard Tag&quot;   
&gt;
>Be 11
>First day of fifth grade
> **** yeah, Recess time
>Friends and I having a blast on the jungle gym
>Look over to see tards sectioned off in another part of playground
>Friends and I laughed at their stupidity not knowing what a tard was
>I take off my shoe and throw it at one of the tards while tard-helpers aren't looking
>Tard's face twists into that of the ******* Devil
>Tard lets out the Tard Warrior Battle Cry of the Damned
>All of the tards break through the fence in one big tard cluster
>All of the tards are screaming at the top of their lungs in harmony
>Oh **** , they're heading for us
>My friends and I split up and run around playground while tards are chasing us
>A good 25 minutes we spent running before the hard wranglers came
>MFW I realized years later that my friends and I invented very first game of "Tard Tag"
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