For Those Without Gills. .. ahem do not breathe u for those withou
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#1 - wattabattabingbang (04/14/2012) [+] (18 replies)
User avatar #14 - biblicaljesus (04/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I've enumerated a way to breathe under water and I do it all of the time. Granted, it's kind of disgusting considering how much bacteria in in public waters but still lol. I just gulp down a bunch of water while tilting my head upwards. The oxygen dissolved in the water is taken into my body where it separates from the H2O to enter my lungs and bloodstream. I've been successful enough with this to even teleport. I was once under the water for about three minutes and everything started going black. I felt really heavy (assuming the strong gravitational pull of the black hole that I encountered with while teleporting made me feel that way) and opened my eyes to a white room with people surrounding me saying 'she was out for 4 hours!'. I didn't understand that but I've concluded teleporting is not a fast movement. I was in the water at about 3 pm and in the different location at 7:30 pm
#11 - Onemanretardpack (04/14/2012) [-]
You know those aren't meant to be taken seriously right? They have to put up stupid **** like that so stupid ***** can't almost drown themselves or whatever and say "I was not told NOT to breathe under the water" and then they'll sue the **** out of them. So this is merely a preventive measure for idiots
User avatar #5 - fuzzyballs (04/14/2012) [-]
get a glass of water, stand under it, breathe

I just broke the goddamn system
User avatar #43 - shemillionaire (04/14/2012) [-]
>be 5 years old
>at the pool
>think to myself " maybe humans can breathe under water and no one has tried"
>take giant breath under water...

Why 5 year old me... Why.

#24 - TATTYBOJANGLES (04/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Am I the only one who hates this face?
#27 to #24 - walkingdisaster (04/14/2012) [-]
I always found it too similar to O RLY.
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#45 - flannelnleftpocket (04/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Bitch please!
#42 - Obscurity (04/14/2012) [-]
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#38 - bdowns (04/14/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3924233 at FJ Pony Thread ** I can't breathe but i can do this underwater
#20 - Griffinwish (04/14/2012) [-]
**Griffinwish rolled a random image posted in comment #151 at the kid on the right.. **
**** tha police ill breathe
User avatar #47 - adunsaveme (04/14/2012) [-]
I think the title should say 'for those with paint skills'
#40 - rollmania (04/14/2012) [-]
**rollmania rolled a random image posted in comment #3766446 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw
User avatar #37 - flatulance (04/14/2012) [-]
then it must be ok to PEE....
User avatar #23 - chelseaxgaga (04/14/2012) [-]
this made me laugh so much !! thanks :)
User avatar #21 - Nihatclodra (04/14/2012) [-]
I've managed to successfully take a breath underwater a few times... Still no idea how I did it though.
User avatar #16 - sophiahaven (04/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - purpelpumpkin (04/14/2012) [-]
Some amerifag probably tried to sue them because he tried to do it but failed.
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