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Then we
ttet, krat ,tennat blau in introduce
have sex with a
stranger?
Les' tsa g: beach
The Herd cf the day tn my place
is "ugga.." and spreed the
Herd.
These pants are itchy.
let an slip into
seomthing mare
Y' knee baby. if yen
were I en: deer, I‘ d slam P"
all night lung.
I like every hane Espacially
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#5 - rolex (04/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#143 - dragonbornargonian (04/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
...all day loooooong.
#43 - straken (04/13/2012) [+] (121 replies)
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#227 - deepfatfries (04/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My face before i saw the tags
#263 - potatoexpress (04/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> be female
> be in target looking at Halo ODST
> suddenly, wild pasty kid approaches
> says hi
> I say hi back
> kid goes "baby, let me be your Master Chief and show you what I can do with a sword"
> thinking LOL
> tell him I have a serious boyfriend of two years, sorry
> kid says "oh, ok" and leaves
> lol voraciously
> mfw he had more balls than any man I had ever known
> still wish he wasn't underaged
#295 - bricksforchicks (04/14/2012) [-]
<------ the best pickup line EVAR!!!
User avatar #4 - lilbobalot (04/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I crapped my pants...

Can I get into yours?
#323 - localafrican (04/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The master of pickup lines
#197 - tmax (04/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
&lt; gif related
< gif related
User avatar #256 - epicanadian (04/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
haha its funny cause a penis isn't a bone.
#258 to #256 - justderpin (04/14/2012) [-]
Ha it's funny because an erect penis is called a BONEr.
#375 - sussninja (04/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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+5
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#2 to #1 - sodapops (04/13/2012) [-]
I feel the need to violently bitchslap anyone using goddamn pickup lines. Also, if a girl takes the bait it would have worked just as well with "Hey, i really fancy you. Want to go to my place and **** ?"
#253 - Schadenfreude (04/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You wanna know what pickup line works most consistently, initiates conversation 90% of the time, and doesn't make you look like a faggot?










Hello! *smile*
#398 - bimbolas (04/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I wish I was your gynecologist, so I could lick my fingers.
#248 - elitetroll (04/14/2012) [-]
When it comes to sex, I excel.

#234 - thehardcorechimp (04/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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< How I get women
#362 - iatedub (04/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Only Pick up line I will ever need.
Only Pick up line I will ever need.
+24
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#385 - madkip (04/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If you had a paper bag over your head I'd **** you in the ass,
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