Pickup Lines. Hi, welcome to the description.. Then we ttet, krat ,tennat blau in introduce have sex with a stranger? Les' tsa g: beach The Herd cf the day tn m niggers
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Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines. Hi, welcome to the description.. Then we ttet, krat ,tennat blau in introduce have sex with a stranger? Les' tsa g: beach The Herd cf the day tn m

Hi, welcome to the description.

Tags: niggers
Then we
ttet, krat ,tennat blau in introduce
have sex with a
stranger?
Les' tsa g: beach
The Herd cf the day tn my place
is "ugga.." and spreed the
Herd.
These pants are itchy.
let an slip into
seomthing mare
Y' knee baby. if yen
were I en: deer, I‘ d slam P"
all night lung.
I like every hane Espacially
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Submitted: 04/13/2012
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#5 - rolex (04/13/2012) [-]
#204 to #5 - sheepsturbator (04/14/2012) [-]
Whats the name of that meme i cant remember
*pic related*
User avatar #289 to #204 - retardedtriforce (04/14/2012) [-]
the original post was called 'Baaaaaaalin' or something like that. look it up

#38 to #5 - dixego (04/13/2012) [-]
MFW that was my first thought too.
MFW that was my first thought too.
#205 to #38 - ahariton (04/14/2012) [-]
Freaks and Geeks!
#295 - bricksforchicks (04/14/2012) [-]
<------ the best pickup line EVAR!!!
#197 - tmax (04/14/2012) [-]
&lt; gif related
< gif related
User avatar #231 to #197 - kapitanokliosov (04/14/2012) [-]
and then he got shanked.
#143 - dragonbornargonian (04/13/2012) [-]
...all day loooooong.
#440 to #326 - pistro (04/14/2012) [-]
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#253 - Schadenfreude (04/14/2012) [-]
You wanna know what pickup line works most consistently, initiates conversation 90% of the time, and doesn't make you look like a faggot?










Hello! *smile*
#248 - elitetroll (04/14/2012) [-]
When it comes to sex, I excel.

#263 - potatoexpress (04/14/2012) [-]
> be female
> be in target looking at Halo ODST
> suddenly, wild pasty kid approaches
> says hi
> I say hi back
> kid goes "baby, let me be your Master Chief and show you what I can do with a sword"
> thinking LOL
> tell him I have a serious boyfriend of two years, sorry
> kid says "oh, ok" and leaves
> lol voraciously
> mfw he had more balls than any man I had ever known
> still wish he wasn't underaged
#271 to #263 - nITE (04/14/2012) [-]
baby, let me be your Master Chief and show you what I can do with a sword
#304 to #271 - davidritz (04/14/2012) [-]
Cool, I'll bring my sword and we could both spar.
#227 - deepfatfries (04/14/2012) [-]
My face before i saw the tags
#228 to #227 - deepfatfries (04/14/2012) [-]
my face after i saw the tags
#414 - grimmwaters (04/14/2012) [-]
Let's 			****		 on my Thinking Chair.
Let's **** on my Thinking Chair.
#389 - John Cena (04/14/2012) [-]
#323 - localafrican (04/14/2012) [-]
The master of pickup lines
User avatar #348 to #323 - Shadow Guardian (04/14/2012) [-]
Whoa, Mama!
User avatar #4 - lilbobalot (04/13/2012) [-]
I crapped my pants...

Can I get into yours?
User avatar #57 to #4 - kittheginger (04/13/2012) [-]
My dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?
#386 - cokeguy (04/14/2012) [-]
>His face when
#375 - sussninja (04/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #379 to #375 - urinatingshrimp (04/14/2012) [-]
damn. i was just about to post that. have a thumb.
#267 - Thehomelessman (04/14/2012) [-]
Hearts are red
Rupees are green
Since I killed Ganon
Can I be your king?
#259 - happyvirus (04/14/2012) [-]
enlarge
#357 to #259 - Asianfatte (04/14/2012) [-]
Dude I love this guy. Do you watch Bubble Gang?
#435 - mycatthenazi (04/14/2012) [-]
best pickup line
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