Being an American is hard, man. I know you've probably heard this a million times...It's just amazing how they haven't dealt with this logic yet. I'm 20 and I w beer liquor beer
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Being an American is hard, man

Being an American is hard, man. I know you've probably heard this a million times...It's just amazing how they haven't dealt with this logic yet. I'm 20 and I w

I know you've probably heard this a million times...It's just amazing how they haven't dealt with this ****** logic yet.
I'm 20 and I want a goddamn sip of LEGAL beer.
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User avatar #101 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
>Be 18
>Allowed to vote
>Allowed to buy alcohol & cigarettes
>Allowed to drink alcohol & smoke cigarettes
>Allowed to own a driver's license
>EUROPE **** YEAH!

P.S.: I wouldn't let a 16 year old kid drive a car not even if my penis depended on it
#302 to #101 - Rascal (04/13/2012) [-]
in america they can drive cars at 16
User avatar #102 to #101 - scruffstah (04/13/2012) [-]
I'd say we could do with a better driving test for when you're actually driving, but I have a few friends who are 16/17 who are great drivers.
User avatar #570 to #101 - bjartur (04/13/2012) [-]
Scandinavia : all of that including ******* 15 year olds
#109 to #101 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (04/13/2012) [-]
no conscription
#517 to #109 - skarre (04/13/2012) [-]
conscription
conscription
User avatar #111 to #109 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
We also got rid of it about 7-8 years ago
#207 to #109 - robinka (04/13/2012) [-]
be 16*
#126 to #109 - zenopopa (04/13/2012) [-]
Hence the Heer being substandard...
User avatar #5 - greatbear (04/12/2012) [-]
>Be 6
>Belgrade , the capital of serbia
>Buy 4 beers for dad
>no ***** were given
#238 - brainstormer (04/13/2012) [-]
9/11 of the Americans don't understand Islam.
#246 to #238 - RyudenTamarashi (04/13/2012) [-]
<- my exact reaction
<- my exact reaction
#480 - crackheadmike (04/13/2012) [-]
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#192 - rainbowrush ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
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#162 to #147 - recoveryseven **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#195 to #162 - mrhudson (04/13/2012) [-]
no ****
#225 to #147 - harrylewish (04/13/2012) [-]
I've have this for AGES
User avatar #295 to #225 - yayitzmatt (04/13/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence.
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#306 to #147 - theamazingmaze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#575 to #521 - milthyfoustache (04/13/2012) [-]
As an English person we're kind of hypocritical cos we don't always use the metric system, but oh well! GIF unrelated
As an English person we're kind of hypocritical cos we don't always use the metric system, but oh well! GIF unrelated
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User avatar #778 to #771 - mrfourtysevenman (04/13/2012) [-]
**mrfourtysevenman rolls 43**
rolls as well
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#788 to #778 - Rascal (04/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,158**
#799 to #788 - mrfourtysevenman (04/13/2012) [-]
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#508 - iloveriseagainst (04/13/2012) [-]
Drive 16
**** 16
Drink 19
Underage drinking under parental supervision is permitted on one's own property in the provinces of New Brunswick and Ontario.

#530 to #508 - gorden (04/13/2012) [-]
germany: drive car= 17 with parents or 18 alone   
                  moped with 80 km/h = 16   
                  drink 16
germany: drive car= 17 with parents or 18 alone
moped with 80 km/h = 16
drink 16
User avatar #628 to #508 - trollmanone (04/13/2012) [-]
Ireland drinking age 18. It is illegal for minors to buy alcohol, to attempt to buy it for minors or to consume alcohol in a public space in Ireland. Those under 18 may consume alcohol in a private residence when permission is given from a parent or guardian. It is illegal to purchase alcohol for anybody under the age of consent without permission from their guardians. Alcohol can be sold in stores only between 10:30 and 22:00 on weekdays and Saturdays or 12:30 and 22:00 on Sundays
#515 to #508 - pureevil ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
**** . Yeah.
User avatar #862 to #515 - iloveriseagainst (04/14/2012) [-]
Denmark sounds bitchin'
#499 - CollinTB (04/13/2012) [-]
Everytime somebody makes a post that has something to do with America, I timidly scroll to the comments knowing that there will be an absolute 			****		 storm of arguments over trivial 			****		.
Everytime somebody makes a post that has something to do with America, I timidly scroll to the comments knowing that there will be an absolute **** storm of arguments over trivial **** .
User avatar #695 to #129 - mattmanhemi (04/13/2012) [-]
im really tired of seeing this **** again, people really dont know what happens in the world.pearl harbor was a random attack in Hawaii by the Japanese , civilians died , military died, started major conflict between us. then when america got their nukes they wanted to finally end the war with japan, they realized alot more lives would be lost in the long run if they didnt use the nukes because japan is known for not giving up. we did in fact warn the government to evacuate 2 cities, we didnt want to kill they people, just their factories, they didnt listen to us. now after world war 2 we did in fact send them money and supplies to work on factories. we did take away their army but promised to protect them. now present day japan is the worlds largest manufacturer of electronics and one of our greatest allies.
#165 - manirock (04/13/2012) [-]
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#663 - bairesplat (04/13/2012) [-]
amurica
#273 - reedstoess (04/13/2012) [-]
Alcohol illegal until age 21? Why not confederacy!
#314 to #273 - LtMcG ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
<<< Proper flag
#122 - youngsurfer (04/13/2012) [-]
Hahahaha, I'm 16 and I've been drinking legally since I was 13.   
   
When you're 16 you can buy alcoholic drinks with up to 16,4% alcohol (beer etc) and when you turn 18 you can buy tobacco and alcoholic drinks with any alcohol percent.    
   
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Hahahaha, I'm 16 and I've been drinking legally since I was 13.

When you're 16 you can buy alcoholic drinks with up to 16,4% alcohol (beer etc) and when you turn 18 you can buy tobacco and alcoholic drinks with any alcohol percent.

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User avatar #441 to #122 - hempire (04/13/2012) [-]
so how much costs 0,5 liter beer?
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#123 to #122 - youngsurfer (04/13/2012) [-]
And I forgot to say you can drink alcohol legally at any age, you just can't buy it before you're 16. But the stores doesn't give a **** ..
#416 - usarnaem (04/13/2012) [-]
If u dun liek `merica,u cen giit ewt!
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User avatar #296 to #294 - AcidFlux (04/13/2012) [-]
So, does that mean it's illegal to have a mirror in your bedroom while you have sex?
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#275 - EpicTie (04/13/2012) [-]
It's not that its a serious decision to buy beer (it's not). It's the fact that any liquor or alcohol is proven to be damaging to an undeveloped brain. The brain is fully developed at around age 21.
#359 to #275 - pandahuggrstabbr (04/13/2012) [-]
So are gunshots and explosives.  Those tend so slow down development more, I believe.
So are gunshots and explosives. Those tend so slow down development more, I believe.
#283 to #275 - Rascal (04/13/2012) [-]
This is one of those things that no matter how many times you explain it to people, no one will understand.
#287 to #283 - EpicTie (04/13/2012) [-]
If 1 person comes to understand that then I'm happy.
#660 - Rascal (04/13/2012) [-]
U mad bro?
#608 - potrsr (04/13/2012) [-]
*cought, cought*

I dare to say you took that from a yesterday comment.

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#655 to #608 - GRice (04/13/2012) [-]
Cough*

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