Successful Troll. When I grow up I want to be a Troll Dad..... While at the t: convenient: e stare today, I was approached by twin teenage neighborhood hooligan
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When I grow up I want to be a Troll Dad....

While at the t: convenient: e stare today, I was approached by twin teenage
neighborhood hooligans when were skipping school, One of them handed me and
said ‘Can win buy us drinks? We aren' t CII,' Seeing my opportunity ts be the ‘Casi
neighbor', I task their money and fulfilled their request.
I hope they enjoy their Diet Coke,
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Submitted: 04/12/2012
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#32 - iantheoreo (04/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
> Buy bottled beer
> Drink it
> Piss in the bottle
> Give it to them
> "That's how beer tastes, get used to it"
> Yfw
#3 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
'Dat coke!
#4 - ragingbrony (04/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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Their faces
User avatar #78 - redclover ONLINE (04/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
2 years ago
>me and a friend practicing tennis at local park
>two girls walk over and start watching us
>they are smoking and are clearly too young to buy cigarettes
>we're pretty much done for the day, so we go take a break on the bench
>girls walk over
>"hey, guys"
>"hello" my friend says
>"So how old are you two?" one of the girls asks
>"Old enough to know you're too young for us."
>girls start laughing
>one says "We just someone to buy us some more cigarettes"
>think about it
>agree to do it
>get in car to drive to gas station
>drive away never to come back

In conclusion, stop giving older people money and asking them to buy you **** . Some of us are IRL trolls.

#19 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I know a guy who buys underaged people booze, he's a pretty cool guy. His requirements must be met first, though:

No alcohol during weekdays.
Nothing past 40%.
Nothing for people he doesn't trust.
Nothing for people under 16 or people who haven't grown fully yet.
Nothing past 20% for those under 17.
Only one bottle per person.

The reason why he does it (according to him) is so youths won't damage themselves getting bad products and/or getting into deals with bad people. A lot of teenagers here buy cheap Russian vodka, and some of the products have methanol in them (extremely poisonous), which leads to impaired vision and/or death. Some of the dealers end up mugging their customers. The guy I'm talking about simply regulates what the teenagers get, and there's nothing anyone can do about it anyway. If you keep the clean, good alcoholic drinks away from people, they'll just deal with the poor stuff.

In short, he pretty much helps the community, even if he breaks the law.
#112 - bdowns (04/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Thug Life. ** Who the hooligans were
#1 - XxbobbyfinxX (04/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
hfw after they leave.
hfw after they leave.
#37 - MRSSPY (04/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this happened to my fiancee once. a 16 year old kid asked my fiancee for a 6 pack of beer and gave him some money. My fiancee came out of the store with a 6 pack of IBC root beer, gave it to him, said "enjoy your beer" and walked away.
#249 - fhbsdtmd (04/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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#139 - radiserne (04/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**radiserne rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Come at me bro ** hooligans' face when he pissed in the bottle
User avatar #132 - tawals (04/12/2012) [-]
***************** ? for christs sake, beer would be a lot healthier than this ****
#106 - youngbeezy (04/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
WTF. I would of kept the money. What are they gonna say to the police or their parents? Oh I gave a man my 10 bucks to buy me beer herr durr.
WTF. I would of kept the money. What are they gonna say to the police or their parents? Oh I gave a man my 10 bucks to buy me beer herr durr.
#55 - jimmierustling (04/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #26 - GeorgeFoo (04/12/2012) [+] (29 replies)
Eh, I'm only 14 (Inb4 faggot stfu/so hardcore), and when I hit 18 I'm probably gonna do this to people who ask me. Simply for the fact that I do it now. It's annoying waiting around for ages for someone to actually do it, and once I'm 18, I'd have been through that **** loads before, and know how much it sucks. Not gonna do it for respect, or for people to think I'm 'cool' or anything, just because I think that I should treat them as I'd want to have been treated when I was (am) that age.
#45 to #43 - phippz (04/12/2012) [-]
Here in the US we can legally die for our country or be in porn films before we can drink a beer.

#126 - WizardOfTheLawl (04/12/2012) [-]
a few moments later
a few moments later
#200 - electrokooper (04/12/2012) [-]
Then you should reply: "What ya gonna do, call the police?" and walk off like a boss
Then you should reply: "What ya gonna do, call the police?" and walk off like a boss
User avatar #95 - mrfourtysevenman (04/12/2012) [-]
they just wanted someone white to carry their snacks safely through the neighborhood.
#171 - ticktickboom (04/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**ticktickboom rolled a random image posted in comment #3802619 at FJ Pony Thread ** kids face when they see the cokes
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