Successful Troll. When I grow up I want to be a Troll Dad..... While at the t: convenient: e stare today, I was approached by twin teenage neighborhood hooligan lol im a Teen who has Adults buy Alcohol for me
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Successful Troll. When I grow up I want to be a Troll Dad..... While at the t: convenient: e stare today, I was approached by twin teenage neighborhood hooligan

When I grow up I want to be a Troll Dad....

While at the t: convenient: e stare today, I was approached by twin teenage
neighborhood hooligans when were skipping school, One of them handed me and
said ‘Can win buy us drinks? We aren' t CII,' Seeing my opportunity ts be the ‘Casi
neighbor', I task their money and fulfilled their request.
I hope they enjoy their Diet Coke,
Unlike ‘Comment - 2 hayy! us age 'neiter Nasrin, OK. -is
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#32 - iantheoreo
Reply +300
(04/12/2012) [-]
> Buy bottled beer
> Drink it
> Piss in the bottle
> Give it to them
> "That's how beer tastes, get used to it"
> Yfw
#197 to #32 - licestr
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(04/12/2012) [-]
Hahah, i remeber that post lol
Hahah, i remeber that post lol
#48 to #32 - jigglepuff
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(04/12/2012) [-]
Mark my words, I WILL do this one day
#155 to #32 - theguyishere
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(04/12/2012) [-]
you could skip a lot of steps and just give them a Bud light
#86 to #32 - cashcow
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(04/12/2012) [-]
#239 to #86 - thehandofgod
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(04/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually VERY surprised that so many people got that reference.
#3 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply +198
(04/12/2012) [-]
'Dat coke!
#4 - ragingbrony
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(04/12/2012) [-]
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Their faces
#15 to #4 - Nickdowgg
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(04/12/2012) [-]
Thank you! I was trying to find this for a long time.
#198 to #15 - lawerancearm
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(04/12/2012) [-]
gif related to yours.
gif related to yours.
#94 to #4 - geraldbostock
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(04/12/2012) [-]
#78 - redclover
Reply +117
(04/12/2012) [-]
2 years ago
>me and a friend practicing tennis at local park
>two girls walk over and start watching us
>they are smoking and are clearly too young to buy cigarettes
>we're pretty much done for the day, so we go take a break on the bench
>girls walk over
>"hey, guys"
>"hello" my friend says
>"So how old are you two?" one of the girls asks
>"Old enough to know you're too young for us."
>girls start laughing
>one says "We just someone to buy us some more cigarettes"
>think about it
>agree to do it
>get in car to drive to gas station
>drive away never to come back

In conclusion, stop giving older people money and asking them to buy you ****. Some of us are IRL trolls.

#116 to #78 - dubslao
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#98 to #78 - ranndom ONLINE
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(04/12/2012) [-]
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#91 to #78 - irokk
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#19 - comradewinter
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(04/12/2012) [-]
I know a guy who buys underaged people booze, he's a pretty cool guy. His requirements must be met first, though:

No alcohol during weekdays.
Nothing past 40%.
Nothing for people he doesn't trust.
Nothing for people under 16 or people who haven't grown fully yet.
Nothing past 20% for those under 17.
Only one bottle per person.

The reason why he does it (according to him) is so youths won't damage themselves getting bad products and/or getting into deals with bad people. A lot of teenagers here buy cheap Russian vodka, and some of the products have methanol in them (extremely poisonous), which leads to impaired vision and/or death. Some of the dealers end up mugging their customers. The guy I'm talking about simply regulates what the teenagers get, and there's nothing anyone can do about it anyway. If you keep the clean, good alcoholic drinks away from people, they'll just deal with the poor stuff.

In short, he pretty much helps the community, even if he breaks the law.
#272 to #19 - unicore
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(04/13/2012) [-]
is his name anonymous by anychance?
#25 to #19 - theshinypen
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(04/12/2012) [-]
Chaotic good at its best. Hes a good man, moderation folks
#112 - bdowns
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(04/12/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Thug Life. ** Who the hooligans were
#125 to #112 - SexHarassmentPanda
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(04/12/2012) [-]
this is...this is such an amazing roll
#1 - XxbobbyfinxX
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(04/12/2012) [-]
hfw after they leave.
hfw after they leave.
#12 to #1 - strawhatandrews
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(04/12/2012) [-]
source?
#21 to #12 - lollyholly
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(04/12/2012) [-]
FU by Baratsandbereta
#24 to #12 - anon
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(04/12/2012) [-]
Youtube + watch?v=6g9n3aM0HkM&ob=av3e
#18 to #12 - anon
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#37 - MRSSPY
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(04/12/2012) [-]
this happened to my fiancee once. a 16 year old kid asked my fiancee for a 6 pack of beer and gave him some money. My fiancee came out of the store with a 6 pack of IBC root beer, gave it to him, said "enjoy your beer" and walked away.
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#249 - fhbsdtmd
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#253 to #249 - deadagain
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(04/13/2012) [-]
What you did there. I see it.
#277 to #249 - anon
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#251 to #249 - tariv ONLINE
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(04/13/2012) [-]
Genius!
Genius!
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