UP ain't got nothin on zombies. Zombies high as ...using balloons and . best house against zombies You ain' t safe from. Oh yeah? Come at me bro!
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#4 - munchmehh (04/11/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Come at me bro!
User avatar #244 to #4 - Gundown (04/12/2012) [-]
Lol it looks like the Noot Noot penguin thing. Someone caption it!
#30 to #4 - hammywh (04/12/2012) [-]
what was that? I couldn't hear you over my cattail
#71 to #30 - yeomanlol (04/12/2012) [-]
Chillax, I got this.
Chillax, I got this.
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#152 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
Wat.
#67 - dragontamers (04/12/2012) [-]
this ****** can jump
#222 - supermegasherman (04/12/2012) [-]
what the hell are you lookin at smoothskin?
#92 - krystalkitty (04/12/2012) [-]
This will do.
#78 - acehades (04/12/2012) [-]
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#59 - xxhangemhighxx (04/12/2012) [-]
But He Can Fly D:
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#69 to #59 - rtbellboy (04/12/2012) [-]
That movie still scares the piss out of  me
That movie still scares the piss out of me
User avatar #93 to #69 - holycrapimacupcake (04/12/2012) [-]
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers.
User avatar #94 to #93 - rtbellboy (04/12/2012) [-]
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!
User avatar #86 to #69 - jinjo (04/12/2012) [-]
The second one not so much.. but the first one? **** yea it's scary.
User avatar #83 to #69 - theoneandonlynate (04/12/2012) [-]
What movie is it?
#84 to #83 - hunbun (04/12/2012) [-]
jeepers creepers i believe
jeepers creepers i believe
#143 to #84 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
I heard the third is coming out
User avatar #85 to #84 - theoneandonlynate (04/12/2012) [-]
cool thanks.
#117 - gizmotechie (04/12/2012) [-]
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#137 to #117 - Miwer (04/12/2012) [-]
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#139 to #117 - oljakfor (04/12/2012) [-]
**oljakfor rolls 302** this is pretty awesome

User avatar #145 to #117 - sergiusalceanu (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #160 to #117 - maikrob (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #167 to #117 - holytroll (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #182 to #117 - electrokooper (04/12/2012) [-]
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#181 to #117 - nephrithotroll (04/12/2012) [-]
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#185 to #181 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** plus this
#186 to #185 - nephrithotroll (04/12/2012) [-]
anon delivers
#184 to #181 - nephrithotroll (04/12/2012) [-]
machine gun while riding a dinosaur with Chuck Norris as companion
epic battle is epic
#194 to #181 - freddiehawk (04/12/2012) [-]
Who said I agreed to this?
Who said I agreed to this?
User avatar #235 to #117 - gizmotechie (04/12/2012) [-]
I feel sorry for anyone with the dinosaur only way it would be useful if it started eating zombies..... problem is it would eventually turn then guess what.

you + your companion Vs. Zombie Dinosaur!
User avatar #134 to #117 - liru (04/12/2012) [-]
**liru rolls 746** we are all going to die...
User avatar #135 to #134 - seemerollin (04/12/2012) [-]
**seemerollin rolls 682** DUDE with morgan freeman on your side you automatically win. no matter what.
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#188 to #117 - polpoldk (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #148 to #117 - kranske (04/12/2012) [-]
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#150 to #148 - kranske (04/12/2012) [-]
im ok with this
User avatar #156 to #117 - zionn (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #157 to #156 - zionn (04/12/2012) [-]
i'm dead
User avatar #158 to #117 - AlanbalMIT (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #159 to #158 - AlanbalMIT (04/12/2012) [-]
D:
User avatar #163 to #159 - carey (04/12/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #127 to #117 - potterfan (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #127 - potterfan (04/12/2012) [-]
See you all in hell ^.^
User avatar #128 to #127 - potterfan (04/12/2012) [-]
I am ****** ...
User avatar #131 to #128 - gizmotechie (04/12/2012) [-]
well at least u didnt get a spoon
User avatar #132 to #131 - potterfan (04/12/2012) [-]
I like spoons ^.^ ...
#120 to #117 - eternalpleasure (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #223 to #117 - zhayce (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #224 to #223 - zhayce (04/12/2012) [-]
i gues i can use him as bait
User avatar #193 to #117 - batmanisdabest (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #216 to #117 - gafagear (04/12/2012) [-]
**gafagear rolls 934** :O
User avatar #218 to #216 - gafagear (04/12/2012) [-]
Machine Gun, Motorcycle, ChuckNorris. . . saved the plant, kbye
User avatar #175 to #117 - eternalvoid (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #176 to #175 - eternalvoid (04/12/2012) [-]
On a helicopter with my mom and a butter knife? srsly?
#215 to #117 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #166 to #117 - iamdovahkiin (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #212 to #117 - mode (04/12/2012) [-]
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#213 to #212 - mode (04/12/2012) [-]
Alright
Alright
User avatar #149 to #117 - UlquiorraSchiffer (04/12/2012) [-]
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#237 to #146 - gizmotechie (04/12/2012) [-]
AA 12 is one of the loudest guns available hope you have enough ammo for an army
#207 to #117 - themurdocniccals (04/12/2012) [-]
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#209 to #207 - themurdocniccals (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh yes, i'll be just fine.
#138 to #117 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #203 to #117 - swiiftninja (04/12/2012) [-]
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#136 to #117 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #200 to #117 - awesometheone (04/12/2012) [-]
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#201 to #200 - awesometheone (04/12/2012) [-]
Im going to die, aint I
User avatar #227 to #201 - zhayce (04/12/2012) [-]
But your death will be commentated by Morgan Freeman :D
User avatar #126 to #117 - spikerxpunk (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #117 - bobbybeats (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #195 to #117 - psychoassassin (04/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #199 to #195 - psychoassassin (04/12/2012) [-]
alright, since weapon is my choice, I have a portal gun with a machine gun built onto it. As for Justin Bieber, his voice can scare away the zombies while I'm riding a dinosaur
User avatar #153 to #117 - grantanater (04/12/2012) [-]
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#178 to #153 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
#236 to #153 - gizmotechie (04/12/2012) [-]
i am so sorry man....
User avatar #196 to #153 - psychoassassin (04/12/2012) [-]
It's simple, use Justin Bieber for bait, and somehow turn the scooter into a weapon.
Also, you could try and dig yourself a little hole to hide in if necessary with the spoon
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#31 to #3 - cappelito (04/12/2012) [-]
****		 that... i want Daryl protecting my house....
**** that... i want Daryl protecting my house....
User avatar #169 to #31 - Bforbacon (04/12/2012) [-]
DON'T HURT ME!
DON'T HURT ME!
NO MORE!!
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User avatar #5 to #3 - darkandbrooding (04/11/2012) [-]
Wait... If he is the "Ricktator" wouldn't you be guarding his house?
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#58 - hadtomakeanewname (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh, you play Plants vs Zombies? Please, tell me more about your strategies.
User avatar #202 to #58 - swiiftninja (04/12/2012) [-]
Well i like to put down one row of sunflowers, two rows of pea-shooters, eventually getting them to gatling pea-shooters, a row of torchwood, row of watermelons, two rows of tall-nuts using the imitater too then i like to use blovers to get rid of fog and balloon zombies
You asked
(Yes i'm aware of the sarcasm in this meme)
#43 - angelojuusan (04/12/2012) [-]
A situation easily resolved with one of these in a Flower Pot.
#44 to #43 - neojunker (04/12/2012) [-]
I use blovers the cost less and you only need one instand of a line also gets read of the fog.
User avatar #46 to #44 - angelojuusan (04/12/2012) [-]
But in the daylight, Blovers are less efficient, as there is no fog to be rid of. Also, the Cactus can attack other zombies, and does slightly more damage then Peashooters, which justifies the extra 25 sun needed for a cactus.

I have played that game far too long.
User avatar #49 to #46 - neojunker (04/12/2012) [-]
I didn't know they do more damage anyways I usually do repeeter rush...
User avatar #50 to #49 - angelojuusan (04/12/2012) [-]
Repeaters are quite useful, even more so when combined with Torchwoods, and occasionally upgraded into Gatlings. I beat Last Stand with two lines of Gatlings and Torchwoods, along with Tall Nuts.
User avatar #54 to #50 - neojunker (04/12/2012) [-]
Thats what I do.
you can also use garlics to to make the zombies come from only 3 lines and have more room and at a lower cost but always put 2 lines of garlics for zombies that skip on the first plant.
It's a good strategy for zombotny 2 cause your sun flowers don't get hurt.
User avatar #55 to #54 - angelojuusan (04/12/2012) [-]
The 2 garlic ploy has been a favorite of mine for a while-at least, when I remember to include it. On yard levels, you can actually force them into two lines by placing garlic on the middle line. Just don't try it when you know Gargantuars will be joining the party.
User avatar #45 to #44 - neojunker (04/12/2012) [-]
My grammer is aweful.
User avatar #48 to #45 - angelojuusan (04/12/2012) [-]
No worries, I divined your meaning. Sure, it took some 1st level spells to do it, but that's nothing at my level of wizardry.
#238 - coastalhobo (04/12/2012) [-]
mmmm looks tasty
#61 - steelbubble (04/12/2012) [-]
Bitch. Please.
#74 to #61 - thejabberwocky (04/12/2012) [-]
I love finding other funnyjunk MTG-ers!!
User avatar #76 to #74 - steelbubble (04/12/2012) [-]
woohoo! planeswalk ftw!
User avatar #77 to #76 - thejabberwocky (04/12/2012) [-]
Hells to the yeah! I'm super pissed about the miracle mechanic in AR. Like, who thought reprinting one of the power 9 was a good idea???
User avatar #79 to #77 - steelbubble (04/12/2012) [-]
I think it's going to be interesting. There are a lot of super powerful cards in there, and miracle is just going to beef up all the snapcasting and **** that's been going on.

I'm more excited for RTR, personally. Some of my favorite cards are from ravnica
User avatar #80 to #79 - thejabberwocky (04/12/2012) [-]
Words cannot describe how much i want RTR to happen right now. Guild Alligence?
User avatar #82 to #80 - steelbubble (04/12/2012) [-]
I play U/B zombies as my main deck, so definitely house dimir. Although, I do really like the golgari. I'm mostly about swamp either way
User avatar #247 to #82 - thejabberwocky (04/12/2012) [-]
Gruul. Because honestly who can resist just getting a bunch of obnoxiously huge creatures out and stomping face. But B/R (cant remeber name) is awesome too.
User avatar #249 to #247 - steelbubble (04/13/2012) [-]
oooh yeah I like how green and red work together. That's why I made a deck out of a dark ascension fat pack I got in those colors.

You mean Rakdos?
User avatar #250 to #249 - thejabberwocky (04/13/2012) [-]
Yes. I do mean Rakdos. In prep for RTR, my friends and I are picking guilds and building EDHs. Im doing a gruul BROAGRAGRAGARGAGRmos deck.
User avatar #251 to #250 - steelbubble (04/13/2012) [-]
Haha nice :D I'm not sure what state the guilds will be in, because didn't a lot of guildmasters get killed?
User avatar #252 to #251 - thejabberwocky (04/13/2012) [-]
True... I'm gonna be pissed if they don't keep the guilds as a whole (along with their mentality/play styles/colors) alive for RTR. They may have new masters, they may be in disarray. But they better still be ther
#151 - kattemad (04/12/2012) [-]
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#172 to #151 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
Dit navn goddamnit
#47 - dragonzard (04/12/2012) [-]
NIKOLAI!
Stop drinking vodka and COME HELP US!
Oh....the body parts.....SO VUDIFALL!
#13 - DangerToManifold (04/11/2012) [-]
YOU CAN'T STOP ME ************ 'CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT
#26 - lionscrest (04/11/2012) [-]
**lionscrest rolled a random image posted in comment #3847283 at FJ Pony Thread ** What i'm going to use in case of a zombie apocalypse
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