Butt. Dat ass. Why You Should Let Me Touch A Presentation Here is a list of reasons why you should let me touch your butt It looks incredibly soft I would like  batman approves
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Butt

Why You Should
Let Me Touch
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
I Maybe i give killer butt rubs
I You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
s Less stress means you live longer
I l' essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
The Downsides
I think We made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
q If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies*
l can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Lemuel
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
r You will enjoy it
You could live longer
r I might be good at touching your butt
s You will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Well
What have you got to lose?
Let' s get touching
The kitten would want you to let me touch you‘ butt
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#78 - noahz (04/11/2012) [-]
fixed ur graph for y
#92 to #78 - tehcypher (04/11/2012) [-]
first time i lol'd at fj today and i went through the whole front page
here's a thumb
#14 - seeggul (04/11/2012) [-]
...I never knew that touching butts could give a girl periods...
#62 to #14 - mrbrianlolz (04/11/2012) [-]
Nah dude those are bullets not periods
User avatar #358 to #188 - lamarisagoodname (04/12/2012) [-]
shadowrated is right you know.

for once.
User avatar #363 to #358 - shadowrated (04/12/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #305 to #188 - thelazyboy (04/12/2012) [-]
LMFAO

#386 to #62 - Fgner (04/12/2012) [-]
You forgot something bra.
#432 to #62 - vys (04/12/2012) [-]
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#364 to #62 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
#483 to #62 - mrbrianlolz (04/12/2012) [-]
I suppose they are periods I figured that they were bullet points. I apologize and I'll take my red thumb attack from this post and my previous post like a man.
#570 to #483 - Fgner (04/12/2012) [-]
You were serious? I thought you were just being this guy....
#572 to #570 - mrbrianlolz (04/12/2012) [-]
In every other part of the post they were used as bullet points to make a list. I figured it was the case here as well
User avatar #613 to #62 - conboydude (07/07/2012) [-]
Nah dude, those are periods not bullets.
User avatar #338 to #62 - jrdnlws (04/12/2012) [-]
Anon is right
#97 to #14 - sweateagle (04/11/2012) [-]
The bears can smell the menstruation!
#18 to #14 - noobbyname (04/11/2012) [-]
comic genious genitals genius
comic genious genitals genius
-7
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#7 - nsapanda (04/11/2012) [-]
my gf tonight will get a plate of cookies and a good ol fashioned ass rubbin
my gf tonight will get a plate of cookies and a good ol fashioned ass rubbin
#8 to #7 - kraetyz (04/11/2012) [-]
That is a very frightening gif.
#9 to #8 - nsapanda (04/11/2012) [-]
ITS ADVENTURE TIME!
#12 to #9 - zhayce ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
#439 - ihavetits (04/12/2012) [-]
You've convinced me.
You've convinced me.
#431 - bulldozah (04/12/2012) [-]
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#51 - perfectinsanity (04/11/2012) [-]
ok, you convinced me ;) touch it.
User avatar #85 to #51 - ironheadz (04/11/2012) [-]
all of them???
#347 to #85 - raverr ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
#440 to #85 - tmark (04/12/2012) [-]
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#435 - alphabethsoop (04/12/2012) [-]
Woah.
#160 - bilbobjoe (04/11/2012) [-]
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#491 to #138 - Some One Weird (04/12/2012) [-]
I showed my best friend the post, and then your comment because it made me laugh, and then this happened. We already plan on being together as soon as she goes to college near me in a year and a half... But, it does however, look like I'm in pretty much the same boat as you.
User avatar #599 to #597 - dearstephanie (04/14/2012) [-]
I should also say that Christian has full permission to touch my boobs... WHENEVER HE WANTS. I'll even make him cookies! :D

How's that for an epic ******* win?
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User avatar #614 to #138 - conboydude (07/07/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
#170 to #138 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
*slow clap*
User avatar #154 to #138 - italianrambo (04/11/2012) [-]
how is her ass second base?
User avatar #189 to #154 - sirmatthew (04/11/2012) [-]
its a 6 base field
User avatar #204 to #189 - italianrambo (04/11/2012) [-]
Cricket?
#15 - nucularwar (04/11/2012) [-]
Go ahead big boy.



Touch it.
#370 - jorgefuber (04/12/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Mom Jokes ** what happened next
#257 - mrshs (04/11/2012) [-]
>MFW she says yes
>MFW she says yes
#447 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
**augustusxxiv rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at My discovery ** MFW it works
User avatar #484 to #447 - naughtygroundhog (04/12/2012) [-]
That guy on the left looks familiar...
#359 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
#303 - slimslim (04/12/2012) [-]
what a logical and compelling argument.
#350 to #307 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
death
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