Butt. Dat ass. Why You Should Let Me Touch A Presentation Here is a list of reasons why you should let me touch your butt It looks incredibly soft I would like
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Butt

Dat ass

Why You Should
Let Me Touch
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
I Maybe i give killer butt rubs
I You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
s Less stress means you live longer
I l' essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
The Downsides
I think We made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
q If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies*
l can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Lemuel
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
r You will enjoy it
You could live longer
r I might be good at touching your butt
s You will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Well
What have you got to lose?
Let' s get touching
The kitten would want you to let me touch you‘ butt
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Submitted: 04/11/2012
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#14 - seeggul (04/11/2012) [+] (18 replies)
...I never knew that touching butts could give a girl periods...
#78 - noahz (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
fixed ur graph for y
#51 - perfectinsanity (04/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ok, you convinced me ;) touch it.
User avatar #85 to #51 - ironheadz (04/11/2012) [-]
all of them???
#7 - nsapanda (04/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
my gf tonight will get a plate of cookies and a good ol fashioned ass rubbin
my gf tonight will get a plate of cookies and a good ol fashioned ass rubbin
#160 - bilbobjoe (04/11/2012) [-]
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#431 - bulldozah (04/12/2012) [-]
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#439 - ihavetits (04/12/2012) [-]
You've convinced me.
You've convinced me.
#294 - alkatres (04/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
exhibit A
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#15 - nucularwar (04/11/2012) [-]
Go ahead big boy.



Touch it.
#435 - alphabethsoop (04/12/2012) [-]
Woah.
#322 - opcoolguy (04/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
GEEZ I hope someone doesn't start an ass thread..........
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#138 - dunamfifteen has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#303 - slimslim (04/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what a logical and compelling argument.
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