Butt. Dat ass. Why You Should Let Me Touch A Presentation Here is a list of reasons why you should let me touch your butt It looks incredibly soft I would like  batman approves
Upload
Login or register

Butt

Why You Should
Let Me Touch
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
I Maybe i give killer butt rubs
I You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
s Less stress means you live longer
I l' essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
The Downsides
I think We made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
q If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies*
l can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Lemuel
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
r You will enjoy it
You could live longer
r I might be good at touching your butt
s You will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Well
What have you got to lose?
Let' s get touching
The kitten would want you to let me touch you‘ butt
...
+5551
Views: 102224 Submitted: 04/11/2012