Butt. Dat ass. Why You Should Let Me Touch A Presentation Here is a list of reasons why you should let me touch your butt It looks incredibly soft I would like
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Butt

Dat ass

Why You Should
Let Me Touch
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
I Maybe i give killer butt rubs
I You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
s Less stress means you live longer
I l' essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
The Downsides
I think We made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
q If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies*
l can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Lemuel
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
r You will enjoy it
You could live longer
r I might be good at touching your butt
s You will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Well
What have you got to lose?
Let' s get touching
The kitten would want you to let me touch you‘ butt
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#582 - thespartanlegend (02/06/2014) [-]
**thespartanlegend rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at The answer is in the past ** the next butt i will touch
User avatar #611 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/11/2012) [-]
do it!!! i said so
User avatar #610 - nevrit (05/01/2012) [-]
One of the best posts of all time on fj
#595 - celcius (04/13/2012) [-]
**celcius rolled a random image posted in comment #349 at EddsWorld **
#588 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3595970 at FJ Pony Thread ** Whose butt I touched
User avatar #571 - mossant (04/12/2012) [-]
Ill do it for the kittenz!
User avatar #563 - nyxie (04/12/2012) [-]
...I would let him touch my butt.
#562 - FruitStripeGum (04/12/2012) [-]
u found this on stumbleupon and didnt get credit. CMON MAN!!!!
#561 - lordromz (04/12/2012) [-]
in that case...
User avatar #560 - essaressa (04/12/2012) [-]
I would post a picture of my ass but I don't want to be flooded by requests to touch it.


hahahahahaha

I like this, OP.
#558 - chism ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
i like how every is always giving 						****					 about 9gag and how bad of a site it is yet half the comments are how this is a 9gag post...well how the 						****					 would they know?
i like how every is always giving **** about 9gag and how bad of a site it is yet half the comments are how this is a 9gag post...well how the **** would they know?
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#557 to #537 - Shadow Guardian (04/12/2012) [-]
I have no idea as to why this arouses me.
#535 - CXJokerXD (04/12/2012) [-]
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#532 - bobfrederico (04/12/2012) [-]
Dat Ass
#527 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
REPOSTING!! JUST MAKING FUNNYJUNK NOT WORTH IT!
REPOSTING!! JUST MAKING FUNNYJUNK NOT WORTH IT!
#525 - mazzyrazzy (04/12/2012) [-]
I think she'd let you just after the amount of work you put into the presentation.
I think she'd let you just after the amount of work you put into the presentation.
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