Public School Stupidity. Seriously, what the ?. Derpin it up in the hallway at: school FAENDAL some dude I' never? met: Derp, come with me please. Guidance coun Public School Stupidity Seriously what the ? Derpin it up in hallway at: school FAENDAL some dude I' never? met: Derp come with me please Guidance coun
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Public School Stupidity. Seriously, what the ?. Derpin it up in the hallway at: school FAENDAL some dude I' never? met: Derp, come with me please. Guidance coun

Seriously, what the ****?

Derpin it up in the hallway at: school
FAENDAL
some dude I' never?
met:
Derp, come with me please.
Guidance counselor:
Derp, I' m going to call your parents and have you sent home. The look
you gave that boy after he called you names makes me worried you are
going to hurt him. We can' t have any school violence on our hands. I' m
also recommending you see a psychiatrist to make sure you are okay.
So let me get this straightened out: you are going to suspend me, and
lave me checked out; by a psychiatrist because some dipshit I' never
met called me a faggot? How about punishing him instead of such
a sensitive beta bitch. T don' t give a shit what other people call me.
low let me go to class.
DERPI. ' WE Can' T ( ILIKE] TIERS TN CHER , l.
UNTIL A SAYS YOU ARE MENTALLY STABLE I' M REC( DEMANDING
TD THE PRINCIPAL THAT YOU STAY AT HOME UNTIL WE DEEM YOU ARE A
THREAT 'TC) EJHU HERE.
Thinking to myself is this bitch actually
serious?
And that' s how I got suspended for
two fucking weeks. I hate everyone.
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User avatar #22 - huzibizi
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find him and rape him in his ear
#1545 to #22 - opisprettycoolguy
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#1116 to #22 - sweateagle
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Indeed
#318 to #22 - invasivefishaids
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relevant
relevant
#23 to #22 - nightauditor
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Ohhh yeah. He will never hear you coming!
Ohhh yeah. He will never hear you coming!
#36 to #23 - rosietheamazon
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#424 to #36 - shadowrated
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What is your left hand touching?
#429 to #424 - yoper
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I was scratching my balls..
User avatar #652 to #429 - hoogle
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I ******* choked you hilarious asshole.
User avatar #1081 to #429 - NinjaJedi
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Don't you mean, family jewels?
User avatar #877 to #429 - lordxdanswich
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Fabulous

All you need now is a bunch of people to dance like manics under your balls
#447 to #424 - rosietheamazon
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my vibrator lol
my vibrator lol
User avatar #1600 to #447 - hangingtree
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Diamonds are a girls best friends :D
User avatar #434 to #424 - steelplatypus
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My nose is now diamonds... I'm not sure if I should feel pain or if I should feel fabulous...
#819 to #424 - epicfailguyishere
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I was touching my laptop. Yay, my laptop is now worth something! Oh wait, it's an Acer, so it still isn't.
#752 to #424 - tophatcigar **User deleted account**
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#588 to #424 - gordanfreemann
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My floor? (i use a laptop and sit criss-cross)
User avatar #526 to #424 - kimkam
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My mouse :D
User avatar #1110 to #424 - Magerz
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That's okay. I don't need two legs.
User avatar #833 to #424 - fiyerdragon
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My Chin...
User avatar #1496 to #424 - twitchyseagull
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i had my face leaning on my left hand.
#1679 to #1496 - djchrssychrs
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Same here...
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - djchrssychrs
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Sorry for the picture choice, most people don't like rap but this is the only thing I could think of (diamond mask from Look At Me Now)
User avatar #637 to #424 - smurgle
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I now am the proud owner of diamond grills
User avatar #462 to #424 - killerliquid
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A blanket and my chair, ow, my ass
#451 to #424 - azsx
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a pen
User avatar #1569 to #424 - spacefield
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I was petting my dog.
User avatar #765 to #424 - radsteriii
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My chicken sandwich...
User avatar #593 to #424 - queencardvike
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my computer.

User avatar #1414 to #424 - mexybeast
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i was picking my nose.... i guess i have a "Rich" sense of smell
I'm sorry guise...
#1130 to #424 - salmonofwar **User deleted account**
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User avatar #1025 to #424 - SavageBAMFx
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My desk. :D
#1015 to #424 - anon id: e08ab077
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... buttcrack?
User avatar #889 to #424 - Schofield
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a cola can...
#837 to #424 - bloodflame
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I love gum, and i had a pack of gum in my left hand.
#560 to #424 - anon id: 67da94c3
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My kindle is now diamonds. Fair trade
#193 to #23 - sweateagle
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#1691 to #23 - graknab
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be careful, you might get hearing aids
#1261 to #23 - snufullahfahgess
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Holy **** that was genius.
#253 - Crispin
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>2 years ago in 9th grade math
>17 year old negress in the room is sitting next to me,
>She's failed this class 3 times, dropped out of summer school each time.
>Me, sitting there doing a test like a boss, (Simple Geometry)
>She's look over at my paper, "Whud the **** iz this **** *****," out loud in the class
>Teacher is one of those scared of black people person, does nothing
>"***** give me your paper" She whispered to me, her breath smelling that of horse **** and chicken. "Nah," I said
>"***** GIVE ME YOUR PAPER" Nigress monkey shrieked at me as she standed up, full silverback
>I say back just loud enough so everyone can hear
>"*****, I don't think so." In a Samuel L. Jackson voice.
>"DERP, GET OUT IN THE HALL" The puss teacher yelled. "The hell for?" I asked.
>"YOU RACIST PIECE OF ****" Nigress screamed, as she flailed her arms at my face
>I grab her arms, and sit her back down in her seat
> 5 minutes later, I have the entire ******* board of education in the class, with the resource officer.
>Nigress says I called her a ******, and threw her back into her seat when she went to sharpen her pencil.
>Teacher doesn't want to get mugged by *******, semi agrees with her
>Everyone in class sides with me, while nigress is throwing a ******* hurricane.
>I actually had to go to ******* student court for this incident,
>Nigress gets 2 weeks suspension, teacher gets 1 month salary deduction
>MFW I got a 100 on the test.
tl:dr - ******* be *******.
User avatar #987 to #253 - JeremyFisher
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You should have got suspended, you racist prick.
User avatar #1385 to #987 - zionsype
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So, they can call him *****, but he can't call them it? That sounds racist to me.
#1106 to #987 - anon id: 96cab976
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hurr durrr u racist



when your mom walks in to clean the droll off your cheek and the **** off your pants ask her to turn the computer off.


and tell her Ill be running late tonight
User avatar #1178 to #1106 - JeremyFisher
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This is coming from an anon. Your words mean absolutely nothing to me.
#1611 to #1178 - hangingtree
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Then why does the anon have more thumbs then you?
#1561 to #253 - kingwadesky
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I ******* lost it at "full silverback."
User avatar #1718 to #253 - jigglepuff
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This made me warm and fuzzy inside.
User avatar #331 to #253 - usernameluisdjlols
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i love you, for doing something all of us have wanted to do
#1299 to #253 - madlover
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>15 yrs old in a 10th grade health class
>Forgot to study, fail test
>Ask sexist female teacher if i can retake it
>She says no
>Start to go back to my desk
>Two girls who also the failed test come up and ask if they can do a retake, teacher says yes
>I Say "wow really?" out loud
>Teacher gets mad and sends me to the principal office
>Tells principal what had happened
>Teacher gets pay reduction and is ordered to give me a retake
>MFW when i passed the retake
#379 to #253 - sortoathepenguin
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#661 to #253 - SemiAnon
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"full silverback"   
I love you.
"full silverback"
I love you.
User avatar #1547 to #661 - meganinja
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i lost it at nigress
User avatar #288 to #253 - toosexyforyou
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If your story didn't end well I might just have had to go shoot a bunch of ******* from rage overload
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#1074 to #897 - zionsype
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"***** GIVE ME YO PAPER!"
">Politely ask him to help me out"

#1379 to #1074 - anon id: 765915eb
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That is polite to black people.
#259 to #253 - tesslacrypt
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#179 - babyjesuspwnage
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i got a 3-7 a few days ago for sneezing.   
   
apparently my teacher thought it was some sort of "code" for an answer to a test.   
   
MFW.
i got a 3-7 a few days ago for sneezing.

apparently my teacher thought it was some sort of "code" for an answer to a test.

MFW.
User avatar #410 to #179 - thehandofgod
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When you say 3-7, do you mean 3-7 day suspension?

Don't hurt me
User avatar #542 to #410 - babyjesuspwnage
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no. its pretty much you cant go to school at the normal time.
you go from 3 pm to 7 pm.


i think of it as a gift more than a punishment...
User avatar #562 to #542 - thehandofgod
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That actually sounds pretty awesome
User avatar #1231 to #562 - babyjesuspwnage
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if you get the right proctor it is. some are strict, some dont care what you do.
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#206 to #199 - babyjesuspwnage
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sadly yes.
sadly yes.
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#272 - PenguinsOfMars
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>Be me right now
>Have no cool story to tell
>Beta as ****
#854 to #272 - anon id: 694eafad
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I feel ya. **** doesn't happen in my school. I go to a pretty good school. Our focus is on "what will you do after high school?" rather than most places that focus on "PLEASE GRADUATE". We also do a lot of AP classes and extra curricular sports. And to top it off, I live in between "nowhere" and "urban".
#256 - metajunky
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-10th grade
-start on football team
-riding bus when little fag throws spaghetti with a **** load of sauce on me as a dare
-raging pretty ******* hard as i get off bus
-dumbasses in back say theres going to be a fight
-go home to cool off because i do not want to get kicked off football team
-spaghetti bitch does not ride bus in morning but whatev
-as i walk to class spaghetti bitch apologizes to me in private
-whatever we cool bro
-go on bus to go home when dumbasses in back ask loudly when the fight is going to start like a bunch of ******* apes
-spaghetti bitch says he knew i was too pussy to fight him
-mfw i take his backpack and dump the contents out in the street
#887 to #256 - invadergirthefifth
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Have this for your epicosity xD
#177 - arsyro
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>4th grade
>me at water fountain
>fat, asshole mexican in 5th grade comes up to me
>starts **** with me about some **** (im in 9th grade i dont remember now)
>i just ignore him and keep drinking water
>slaps me on head "did you hear me?"
>had enough
>take his head slam it into water fountain
>head explodes into spaghetti
>wizard principal comes out of no where
>teleports me to the Nether
>mfw
#1120 to #177 - anon id: 96cab976
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let me guess,


they found something in your locker
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - arsyro
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we didnt have lockers
User avatar #214 to #177 - huzibizi
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ikr
#492 to #177 - trololoface
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9th Grade?







Freshman
#165 - clarque
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> Sophomore year
> Found out that girlfriend cheated on me
> Dumped her
> Butthurt.jpg
> Go to rent a movie at Family Video
> Asshole jock starts **** with me
> Says he was the one previous girlfriend cheated with
> Black out
> Come to in handcuffs
> See jock on ground, unconscious
> Court mandated therapy, antidepressants, and anger management classes
> Find out later that I broke his arm, his leg in 2 places, his wrist, and fractured his skull by bashing it into his windshield repeatedly
> MFW i find out i have retard strength
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User avatar #276 - thelonewizard
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I got suspended for two weeks because I didn't tell the school my friend had the passwords to everything on the network and was changing bells to the My Little Pony theme.
#294 to #276 - redcookiemonster
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**redcookiemonster rolled a random image posted in comment #3454013 at FJ Pony Thread ** god i hope this describes my reaction to reading this XD
**redcookiemonster rolled a random image posted in comment #3454013 at FJ Pony Thread ** god i hope this describes my reaction to reading this XD
#1171 to #294 - qworta
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It does if it makes you wanna shoot up the school
It does if it makes you wanna shoot up the school
#284 to #276 - wraithnotfromhalo
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mfw imagining my little pony theme at the end of every period
User avatar #290 to #284 - thelonewizard
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That is exactly what we planned on. It would be a group of us Bronies (about 5-10 of us in a school of about 1400). Very last bell of the day on certain fridays would be the target. Only 5-10 kids in the school would know what was going on. But yeah, it's some ********. about 5 years ago a kid used the school network to transfer CP. Yes, straight up Child Porn. He did not get a 10 day suspension. I didn't report a harmless prank, and I get 10 days. **** Logic.
#843 to #290 - epicfailguyishere
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I now have respect for your kind for pulling something as hilarious as that
#299 to #290 - wraithnotfromhalo
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seriously?
you have to burn down the school for this.
<---with this
#343 to #299 - anon id: 1577b754
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User avatar #108 - thechosentroll
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>7th grade.
>Random asstard pisses me off.
>We get in a fight.
>A firend of his helps him.
>They break my arm.
>While I was in the hospital the two pricks ran around telling everyone how I started it.
>I get sent to a month of anger managment for supposedly starting a fight.
>When the doctor removed my cast a month and a half after the fight I asked him if I could keep it as a memory.
To this day naver have I felt anythying better than beating the **** out of that guy with my cast. Luckily my freinds stood up for me and we all lied that the dickhead started it because he wanted payback.
I know your pain OP.
User avatar #109 to #108 - thechosentroll
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Even though I'm assuming you made that story up.
User avatar #113 to #109 - DiabloStrawhat
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..... sounds like those classes did you a lot of good.
User avatar #114 to #113 - thechosentroll
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They did - they gave me even more motivation to kick the crap out of him.
User avatar #116 to #114 - DiabloStrawhat
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Okay, he definitely got what was coming to him.... but please tell me you're not missing the irony of this.
User avatar #118 to #116 - thechosentroll
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Chill, I'm not as dumb as I'd seem.
User avatar #120 to #118 - DiabloStrawhat
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just making sure.
#1190 to #120 - qworta
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**qworta prepares for red thumbs** I don't get the irony of this... Can someone explain?
User avatar #1195 to #1190 - DiabloStrawhat
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that immediately after being done with anger management, he beat the **** out of someone with a cast.
#1201 to #1195 - qworta
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Oh I see. I feel like an idiot now
#65 - odonnell
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>In High School
>Some black kid tries to bully me
>Go home, tell parents, parents tell me to beat his ****** ass (Literally, they're racist)
>I maul his ****** face with maths book
>Teacher phones police
>Only 14 can't get prosecuted
>School expels me for 2 weeks
>MFW no school for 2 weeks.
#217 to #65 - nazguultje
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I want racist parents...
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