Public School Stupidity. Seriously, what the ?. Derpin it up in the hallway at: school FAENDAL some dude I' never? met: Derp, come with me please. Guidance coun
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Public School Stupidity

Seriously, what the **** ?

Derpin it up in the hallway at: school
FAENDAL
some dude I' never?
met:
Derp, come with me please.
Guidance counselor:
Derp, I' m going to call your parents and have you sent home. The look
you gave that boy after he called you names makes me worried you are
going to hurt him. We can' t have any school violence on our hands. I' m
also recommending you see a psychiatrist to make sure you are okay.
So let me get this straightened out: you are going to suspend me, and
lave me checked out; by a psychiatrist because some ******* I' never
met called me a faggot? How about punishing him instead of such
a sensitive beta bitch. T don' t give a **** what other people call me.
low let me go to class.
DERPI. ' WE Can' T ( ILIKE] TIERS TN CHER , l.
UNTIL A SAYS YOU ARE MENTALLY STABLE I' M REC( DEMANDING
TD THE PRINCIPAL THAT YOU STAY AT HOME UNTIL WE DEEM YOU ARE A
THREAT 'TC) EJHU HERE.
Thinking to myself is this bitch actually
serious?
And that' s how I got suspended for
two ******* weeks. I hate everyone.
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User avatar #22 - huzibizi (04/11/2012) [+] (54 replies)
find him and rape him in his ear
#23 to #22 - nightauditor (04/11/2012) [-]
Ohhh yeah. He will never hear you coming!
Ohhh yeah. He will never hear you coming!
#253 - Crispin (04/11/2012) [+] (17 replies)
>2 years ago in 9th grade math
>17 year old negress in the room is sitting next to me,
>She's failed this class 3 times, dropped out of summer school each time.
>Me, sitting there doing a test like a boss, (Simple Geometry)
>She's look over at my paper, "Whud the **** iz this **** ***** ," out loud in the class
>Teacher is one of those scared of black people person, does nothing
>" ***** give me your paper" She whispered to me, her breath smelling that of horse **** and chicken. "Nah," I said
>" ***** GIVE ME YOUR PAPER" Nigress monkey shrieked at me as she standed up, full silverback
>I say back just loud enough so everyone can hear
>" ***** , I don't think so." In a Samuel L. Jackson voice.
>"DERP, GET OUT IN THE HALL" The puss teacher yelled. "The hell for?" I asked.
>"YOU RACIST PIECE OF **** " Nigress screamed, as she flailed her arms at my face
>I grab her arms, and sit her back down in her seat
> 5 minutes later, I have the entire ******* board of education in the class, with the resource officer.
>Nigress says I called her a ****** , and threw her back into her seat when she went to sharpen her pencil.
>Teacher doesn't want to get mugged by ******* , semi agrees with her
>Everyone in class sides with me, while nigress is throwing a ******* hurricane.
>I actually had to go to ******* student court for this incident,
>Nigress gets 2 weeks suspension, teacher gets 1 month salary deduction
>MFW I got a 100 on the test.
tl:dr - ******* be ******* .
#179 - babyjesuspwnage (04/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
i got a 3-7 a few days ago for sneezing.   
   
apparently my teacher thought it was some sort of "code" for an answer to a test.   
   
MFW.
i got a 3-7 a few days ago for sneezing.

apparently my teacher thought it was some sort of "code" for an answer to a test.

MFW.
#272 - PenguinsOfMars (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me right now
>Have no cool story to tell
>Beta as ****
#256 - metajunky (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
-10th grade
-start on football team
-riding bus when little fag throws spaghetti with a **** load of sauce on me as a dare
-raging pretty ******* hard as i get off bus
-dumbasses in back say theres going to be a fight
-go home to cool off because i do not want to get kicked off football team
-spaghetti bitch does not ride bus in morning but whatev
-as i walk to class spaghetti bitch apologizes to me in private
-whatever we cool bro
-go on bus to go home when dumbasses in back ask loudly when the fight is going to start like a bunch of ******* apes
-spaghetti bitch says he knew i was too pussy to fight him
-mfw i take his backpack and dump the contents out in the street
#177 - arsyro (04/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>4th grade
>me at water fountain
>fat, asshole mexican in 5th grade comes up to me
>starts **** with me about some **** (im in 9th grade i dont remember now)
>i just ignore him and keep drinking water
>slaps me on head "did you hear me?"
>had enough
>take his head slam it into water fountain
>head explodes into spaghetti
>wizard principal comes out of no where
>teleports me to the Nether
>mfw
#165 - clarque (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Sophomore year
> Found out that girlfriend cheated on me
> Dumped her
> Butthurt.jpg
> Go to rent a movie at Family Video
> Asshole jock starts **** with me
> Says he was the one previous girlfriend cheated with
> Black out
> Come to in handcuffs
> See jock on ground, unconscious
> Court mandated therapy, antidepressants, and anger management classes
> Find out later that I broke his arm, his leg in 2 places, his wrist, and fractured his skull by bashing it into his windshield repeatedly
> MFW i find out i have retard strength
User avatar #276 - thelonewizard (04/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I got suspended for two weeks because I didn't tell the school my friend had the passwords to everything on the network and was changing bells to the My Little Pony theme.
User avatar #108 - thechosentroll (04/11/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>7th grade.
>Random asstard pisses me off.
>We get in a fight.
>A firend of his helps him.
>They break my arm.
>While I was in the hospital the two pricks ran around telling everyone how I started it.
>I get sent to a month of anger managment for supposedly starting a fight.
>When the doctor removed my cast a month and a half after the fight I asked him if I could keep it as a memory.
To this day naver have I felt anythying better than beating the **** out of that guy with my cast. Luckily my freinds stood up for me and we all lied that the dickhead started it because he wanted payback.
I know your pain OP.
#65 - odonnell (04/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>In High School
>Some black kid tries to bully me
>Go home, tell parents, parents tell me to beat his ****** ass (Literally, they're racist)
>I maul his ****** face with maths book
>Teacher phones police
>Only 14 can't get prosecuted
>School expels me for 2 weeks
>MFW no school for 2 weeks.
#3 - nowimbecomedeath (04/11/2012) [-]
mfw i get suspended for something as 						**********					 as that
mfw i get suspended for something as ********** as that
#167 - redclover (04/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>7th grade   
>kind of nerdy   
>in library because books are 						*******					 awesome   
>flipping through some books   
>some 						*******					 I've never seen before runs past me   
>punches me in the side of the head as he passes   
>high pain tolerance   
>pretend nothing happened   
>he looks at me from end of aisle   
>"hey bitch, you gonna fight me?"   
> "no" I reply   
>he walks back over and punches me in the the other side of my head   
>continue reading my book   
.he gets pissed   
>walks behind me   
>puts hands on me to push me into shelf   
>I slip down and kick leg back   
>make contact with his chest   
>he crashes into book shelf behind us   
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks for breaking book shelf   
>nothing bad happens to me because he's too embarrassed to say I did it.   
   
And that's how I won the only "fight" I've ever been in.
>7th grade
>kind of nerdy
>in library because books are ******* awesome
>flipping through some books
>some ******* I've never seen before runs past me
>punches me in the side of the head as he passes
>high pain tolerance
>pretend nothing happened
>he looks at me from end of aisle
>"hey bitch, you gonna fight me?"
> "no" I reply
>he walks back over and punches me in the the other side of my head
>continue reading my book
.he gets pissed
>walks behind me
>puts hands on me to push me into shelf
>I slip down and kick leg back
>make contact with his chest
>he crashes into book shelf behind us
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks for breaking book shelf
>nothing bad happens to me because he's too embarrassed to say I did it.

And that's how I won the only "fight" I've ever been in.
#197 - dreamthrow (04/11/2012) [-]
MFW I read these stories and I've never been suspended.
MFW I read these stories and I've never been suspended.
#34 - shiningbacon (04/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Is this ******* legit?
#48 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (04/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Reminds me of some 						****					 at my old school. The attitude was "If you're a good kid that doesn't get into fights and have good grades, 						****					 you. If you're a 						*******					 that fights, skips school, doesn't even try to do homework etc etc, if you act(Key word "ACT") good for one week the school buys you a new phone."
Reminds me of some **** at my old school. The attitude was "If you're a good kid that doesn't get into fights and have good grades, **** you. If you're a ******* that fights, skips school, doesn't even try to do homework etc etc, if you act(Key word "ACT") good for one week the school buys you a new phone."
User avatar #281 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2012) [-]
Just post the story in /b and make sure to include the name of your school.
#88 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Be in 8th grade with broken ankle
after months of toolin around in a wheelchair, I upgrade to crutches (not much of an upgade)
go to art class
lose balance and hold onto a class mate for support
he immediatey punches me in the face and I fall anyways
teacher sends me to principals office for fighting him
what the ****
User avatar #111 to #88 - PedoBearFTW (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm laughing my ass off right now, I'm sorry.
#20 - HIMTheSixSixSix (04/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
MFW i get a detention for being punched in the arm
User avatar #1192 - medicinalbronies (04/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>in math class
>annoying girl in front of me (bitch to me on a daily basis)
>she is known for being a slut
>annoying girl is extremely loud
>ask her to just speak a little quieter so I can work
>she replies, word for word, "Shut up, like, no one even knows who you are"
>her friends laugh and agree with her
>I smile and reply, "You don't have to worry about being unnoticed, because everyone knows you for who you are, a SLUT."
>math teacher remains writing casually
>whole class goes dead silent
>her face is red as hell, asking the teacher, "did you hear what he just said to me?!"
>teacher turns to her with a puzzled look on his face, "I didn't hear anything"
>she gets mad and teacher winks at me
#11 - SpcRamon (04/11/2012) [-]
My lil bro's life story. He always getting into trouble, but then we learn that there was nothing he could do about it to stop it. My dad just ignores what ever the school tells because of all the ******** .

I remember he got suspended because he punched out a teacher. turns out the teacher grabbed him to shut him up because he stood up to him. Turns out the teacher was something of a bully. My bro used logic against him and he got pissed.

<--- My bro's face when he learns he is going back to school and the teacher got fired because of him.
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