Public School Stupidity. Seriously, what the ?. Derpin it up in the hallway at: school FAENDAL some dude I' never? met: Derp, come with me please. Guidance coun
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Public School Stupidity

 
Public School Stupidity. Seriously, what the ?. Derpin it up in the hallway at: school FAENDAL some dude I' never? met: Derp, come with me please. Guidance coun

Seriously, what the **** ?

Derpin it up in the hallway at: school
FAENDAL
some dude I' never?
met:
Derp, come with me please.
Guidance counselor:
Derp, I' m going to call your parents and have you sent home. The look
you gave that boy after he called you names makes me worried you are
going to hurt him. We can' t have any school violence on our hands. I' m
also recommending you see a psychiatrist to make sure you are okay.
So let me get this straightened out: you are going to suspend me, and
lave me checked out; by a psychiatrist because some ******* I' never
met called me a faggot? How about punishing him instead of such
a sensitive beta bitch. T don' t give a **** what other people call me.
low let me go to class.
DERPI. ' WE Can' T ( ILIKE] TIERS TN CHER , l.
UNTIL A SAYS YOU ARE MENTALLY STABLE I' M REC( DEMANDING
TD THE PRINCIPAL THAT YOU STAY AT HOME UNTIL WE DEEM YOU ARE A
THREAT 'TC) EJHU HERE.
Thinking to myself is this bitch actually
serious?
And that' s how I got suspended for
two ******* weeks. I hate everyone.
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#179 - babyjesuspwnage (04/11/2012) [-]
i got a 3-7 a few days ago for sneezing.   
   
apparently my teacher thought it was some sort of "code" for an answer to a test.   
   
MFW.
i got a 3-7 a few days ago for sneezing.

apparently my teacher thought it was some sort of "code" for an answer to a test.

MFW.
User avatar #410 to #179 - thehandofgod (04/11/2012) [-]
When you say 3-7, do you mean 3-7 day suspension?

Don't hurt me
User avatar #542 to #410 - babyjesuspwnage (04/11/2012) [-]
no. its pretty much you cant go to school at the normal time.
you go from 3 pm to 7 pm.


i think of it as a gift more than a punishment...
User avatar #562 to #542 - thehandofgod (04/11/2012) [-]
That actually sounds pretty awesome
User avatar #1231 to #562 - babyjesuspwnage (04/12/2012) [-]
if you get the right proctor it is. some are strict, some dont care what you do.
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#199 to #179 - kelciekupkakes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#206 to #199 - babyjesuspwnage (04/11/2012) [-]
sadly yes.
sadly yes.
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User avatar #22 - huzibizi (04/11/2012) [-]
find him and rape him in his ear
#318 to #22 - invasivefishaids (04/11/2012) [-]
relevant
relevant
#23 to #22 - nightauditor (04/11/2012) [-]
Ohhh yeah. He will never hear you coming!
Ohhh yeah. He will never hear you coming!
#424 to #36 - shadowrated (04/11/2012) [-]
This image has expired
What is your left hand touching?
#429 to #424 - yoper (04/11/2012) [-]
I was scratching my balls..
User avatar #652 to #429 - hoogle (04/11/2012) [-]
I ******* choked you hilarious asshole.
User avatar #1081 to #429 - NinjaJedi (04/11/2012) [-]
Don't you mean, family jewels?
User avatar #877 to #429 - lordxdanswich ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Fabulous

All you need now is a bunch of people to dance like manics under your balls
#819 to #424 - epicfailguyishere (04/11/2012) [-]
I was touching my laptop. Yay, my laptop is now worth something! Oh wait, it's an Acer, so it still isn't.
+5
#752 to #424 - tophatcigar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#560 to #424 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
My kindle is now diamonds. Fair trade
User avatar #434 to #424 - steelplatypus ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
My nose is now diamonds... I'm not sure if I should feel pain or if I should feel fabulous...
#588 to #424 - gordanfreemann ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
My floor? (i use a laptop and sit criss-cross)
User avatar #526 to #424 - kimkam (04/11/2012) [-]
My mouse :D
User avatar #1110 to #424 - Magerz (04/12/2012) [-]
That's okay. I don't need two legs.
User avatar #833 to #424 - fiyerdragon (04/11/2012) [-]
My Chin...
#447 to #424 - rosietheamazon (04/11/2012) [-]
my vibrator lol
my vibrator lol
User avatar #1600 to #447 - hangingtree (04/12/2012) [-]
Diamonds are a girls best friends :D
User avatar #637 to #424 - smurgle (04/11/2012) [-]
I now am the proud owner of diamond grills
User avatar #462 to #424 - killerliquid ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
A blanket and my chair, ow, my ass
#451 to #424 - azsx (04/11/2012) [-]
a pen
User avatar #1496 to #424 - twitchyseagull (04/12/2012) [-]
i had my face leaning on my left hand.
#1679 to #1496 - djchrssychrs (04/12/2012) [-]
Same here...
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - djchrssychrs (04/12/2012) [-]
Sorry for the picture choice, most people don't like rap but this is the only thing I could think of (diamond mask from Look At Me Now)
User avatar #1569 to #424 - spacefield (04/12/2012) [-]
I was petting my dog.
User avatar #765 to #424 - radsteriii (04/11/2012) [-]
My chicken sandwich...
#593 to #424 - queencardvike (04/11/2012) [-]
my computer.

User avatar #1414 to #424 - mexybeast (04/12/2012) [-]
i was picking my nose.... i guess i have a "Rich" sense of smell
I'm sorry guise...
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#1130 to #424 - salmonofwar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1025 to #424 - SavageBAMFx (04/11/2012) [-]
My desk. :D
#1015 to #424 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
... buttcrack?
User avatar #889 to #424 - Schofield (04/11/2012) [-]
a cola can...
#837 to #424 - bloodflame (04/11/2012) [-]
I love gum, and i had a pack of gum in my left hand.
#1691 to #23 - graknab (04/12/2012) [-]
be careful, you might get hearing aids
#1261 to #23 - snufullahfahgess (04/12/2012) [-]
Holy **** that was genius.
#272 - PenguinsOfMars (04/11/2012) [-]
>Be me right now
>Have no cool story to tell
>Beta as ****
#854 to #272 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
I feel ya. **** doesn't happen in my school. I go to a pretty good school. Our focus is on "what will you do after high school?" rather than most places that focus on "PLEASE GRADUATE". We also do a lot of AP classes and extra curricular sports. And to top it off, I live in between "nowhere" and "urban".
#167 - redclover (04/11/2012) [-]
>7th grade   
>kind of nerdy   
>in library because books are 			*******		 awesome   
>flipping through some books   
>some 			*******		 I've never seen before runs past me   
>punches me in the side of the head as he passes   
>high pain tolerance   
>pretend nothing happened   
>he looks at me from end of aisle   
>"hey bitch, you gonna fight me?"   
> "no" I reply   
>he walks back over and punches me in the the other side of my head   
>continue reading my book   
.he gets pissed   
>walks behind me   
>puts hands on me to push me into shelf   
>I slip down and kick leg back   
>make contact with his chest   
>he crashes into book shelf behind us   
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks for breaking book shelf   
>nothing bad happens to me because he's too embarrassed to say I did it.   
   
And that's how I won the only "fight" I've ever been in.
>7th grade
>kind of nerdy
>in library because books are ******* awesome
>flipping through some books
>some ******* I've never seen before runs past me
>punches me in the side of the head as he passes
>high pain tolerance
>pretend nothing happened
>he looks at me from end of aisle
>"hey bitch, you gonna fight me?"
> "no" I reply
>he walks back over and punches me in the the other side of my head
>continue reading my book
.he gets pissed
>walks behind me
>puts hands on me to push me into shelf
>I slip down and kick leg back
>make contact with his chest
>he crashes into book shelf behind us
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks for breaking book shelf
>nothing bad happens to me because he's too embarrassed to say I did it.

And that's how I won the only "fight" I've ever been in.
User avatar #386 to #167 - ColCyclone (04/11/2012) [-]
**** yes! Legend of Kora, I absolutely love that new sport they invented
#1690 to #386 - djchrssychrs (04/12/2012) [-]
Wait! Has it aired already? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?
User avatar #1701 to #1690 - ColCyclone (04/12/2012) [-]
Not on tv, but you can watch it online!
#1702 to #1701 - djchrssychrs (04/12/2012) [-]
ok sweet, thank you kind sir
ok sweet, thank you kind sir
User avatar #503 to #167 - raidertrolls (04/11/2012) [-]
I applaud you for not fighting back when he punched you but the second time i would have went ape **** on him
User avatar #784 to #503 - redclover (04/11/2012) [-]
I have a high pain tolerance and at the time had been taking Tae Kwon Do since 3rd grade.
(I do not count sparing matches as fights, thus the above story is considered my first fight)

I am a naturally calm individual, but am well aware of my own abilities. This is the main reason I avoid fighting. I don't enjoy it when it's unorganized and I live in an area where if you are known to be a good fighter, everyone will want to fight you to prove they are tough.
It's just better to have people think you are weak so you don't have to put up with it.
#944 to #784 - lukeiamyourmother (04/11/2012) [-]
And it's a great way to stay in shape
User avatar #108 - thechosentroll (04/11/2012) [-]
>7th grade.
>Random asstard pisses me off.
>We get in a fight.
>A firend of his helps him.
>They break my arm.
>While I was in the hospital the two pricks ran around telling everyone how I started it.
>I get sent to a month of anger managment for supposedly starting a fight.
>When the doctor removed my cast a month and a half after the fight I asked him if I could keep it as a memory.
To this day naver have I felt anythying better than beating the **** out of that guy with my cast. Luckily my freinds stood up for me and we all lied that the dickhead started it because he wanted payback.
I know your pain OP.
User avatar #109 to #108 - thechosentroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Even though I'm assuming you made that story up.
User avatar #113 to #109 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
..... sounds like those classes did you a lot of good.
User avatar #114 to #113 - thechosentroll (04/11/2012) [-]
They did - they gave me even more motivation to kick the crap out of him.
User avatar #116 to #114 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Okay, he definitely got what was coming to him.... but please tell me you're not missing the irony of this.
User avatar #118 to #116 - thechosentroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Chill, I'm not as dumb as I'd seem.
User avatar #120 to #118 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
just making sure.
#1190 to #120 - qworta (04/12/2012) [-]
**qworta prepares for red thumbs** I don't get the irony of this... Can someone explain?
User avatar #1195 to #1190 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
that immediately after being done with anger management, he beat the **** out of someone with a cast.
#1201 to #1195 - qworta (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh I see. I feel like an idiot now
#88 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
Be in 8th grade with broken ankle
after months of toolin around in a wheelchair, I upgrade to crutches (not much of an upgade)
go to art class
lose balance and hold onto a class mate for support
he immediatey punches me in the face and I fall anyways
teacher sends me to principals office for fighting him
what the ****
User avatar #111 to #88 - PedoBearFTW (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm laughing my ass off right now, I'm sorry.
#256 - metajunky (04/11/2012) [-]
-10th grade
-start on football team
-riding bus when little fag throws spaghetti with a **** load of sauce on me as a dare
-raging pretty ******* hard as i get off bus
-dumbasses in back say theres going to be a fight
-go home to cool off because i do not want to get kicked off football team
-spaghetti bitch does not ride bus in morning but whatev
-as i walk to class spaghetti bitch apologizes to me in private
-whatever we cool bro
-go on bus to go home when dumbasses in back ask loudly when the fight is going to start like a bunch of ******* apes
-spaghetti bitch says he knew i was too pussy to fight him
-mfw i take his backpack and dump the contents out in the street
#887 to #256 - invadergirthefifth (04/11/2012) [-]
Have this for your epicosity xD
#253 - Crispin (04/11/2012) [-]
>2 years ago in 9th grade math
>17 year old negress in the room is sitting next to me,
>She's failed this class 3 times, dropped out of summer school each time.
>Me, sitting there doing a test like a boss, (Simple Geometry)
>She's look over at my paper, "Whud the **** iz this **** ***** ," out loud in the class
>Teacher is one of those scared of black people person, does nothing
>" ***** give me your paper" She whispered to me, her breath smelling that of horse **** and chicken. "Nah," I said
>" ***** GIVE ME YOUR PAPER" Nigress monkey shrieked at me as she standed up, full silverback
>I say back just loud enough so everyone can hear
>" ***** , I don't think so." In a Samuel L. Jackson voice.
>"DERP, GET OUT IN THE HALL" The puss teacher yelled. "The hell for?" I asked.
>"YOU RACIST PIECE OF **** " Nigress screamed, as she flailed her arms at my face
>I grab her arms, and sit her back down in her seat
> 5 minutes later, I have the entire ******* board of education in the class, with the resource officer.
>Nigress says I called her a ****** , and threw her back into her seat when she went to sharpen her pencil.
>Teacher doesn't want to get mugged by ******* , semi agrees with her
>Everyone in class sides with me, while nigress is throwing a ******* hurricane.
>I actually had to go to ******* student court for this incident,
>Nigress gets 2 weeks suspension, teacher gets 1 month salary deduction
>MFW I got a 100 on the test.
tl:dr - ******* be ******* .
User avatar #987 to #253 - JeremyFisher (04/11/2012) [-]
You should have got suspended, you racist prick.
User avatar #1385 to #987 - zionsype (04/12/2012) [-]
So, they can call him ***** , but he can't call them it? That sounds racist to me.
#1106 to #987 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
hurr durrr u racist



when your mom walks in to clean the droll off your cheek and the **** off your pants ask her to turn the computer off.


and tell her Ill be running late tonight
User avatar #1178 to #1106 - JeremyFisher (04/12/2012) [-]
This is coming from an anon. Your words mean absolutely nothing to me.
#1611 to #1178 - hangingtree (04/12/2012) [-]
Then why does the anon have more thumbs then you?
#1561 to #253 - kingwadesky (04/12/2012) [-]
I ******* lost it at "full silverback."
User avatar #1718 to #253 - jigglepuff (04/12/2012) [-]
This made me warm and fuzzy inside.
User avatar #331 to #253 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
i love you, for doing something all of us have wanted to do
#661 to #253 - SemiAnon (04/11/2012) [-]
"full silverback"   
I love you.
"full silverback"
I love you.
User avatar #1547 to #661 - meganinja (04/12/2012) [-]
i lost it at nigress
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#1074 to #897 - zionsype (04/11/2012) [-]
" ***** GIVE ME YO PAPER!"
">Politely ask him to help me out"

#1379 to #1074 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
That is polite to black people.
User avatar #288 to #253 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2012) [-]
If your story didn't end well I might just have had to go shoot a bunch of ******* from rage overload
#1299 to #253 - madlover (04/12/2012) [-]
>15 yrs old in a 10th grade health class
>Forgot to study, fail test
>Ask sexist female teacher if i can retake it
>She says no
>Start to go back to my desk
>Two girls who also the failed test come up and ask if they can do a retake, teacher says yes
>I Say "wow really?" out loud
>Teacher gets mad and sends me to the principal office
>Tells principal what had happened
>Teacher gets pay reduction and is ordered to give me a retake
>MFW when i passed the retake
#48 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Reminds me of some 			****		 at my old school. The attitude was "If you're a good kid that doesn't get into fights and have good grades, 			****		 you. If you're a 			*******		 that fights, skips school, doesn't even try to do homework etc etc, if you act(Key word "ACT") good for one week the school buys you a new phone."
Reminds me of some **** at my old school. The attitude was "If you're a good kid that doesn't get into fights and have good grades, **** you. If you're a ******* that fights, skips school, doesn't even try to do homework etc etc, if you act(Key word "ACT") good for one week the school buys you a new phone."
#836 to #48 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
We have student of the month awards which are from every class/teacher and are complete ******** unless you qualify for "principal's choice." I've won a student of the month thing twice for working hard in two separate classes and haven't gotten **** .

But this idiotic kid in my chem class, who skips nearly every other class, shows up for a week and the principal gives him a $25 free gas card along with him being "principal's choice."

I have never wanted to kill a man so much in my life.
#53 to #48 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
At my current school there is this thing called 'star of the week' and basically if you've been good for the whole week you get free **** . I'm now in year 11 and if you ask me i've been good guy greg all along, but guess what? Never been star of the week ONCE. But if your a 'rebel' that goes a day without getting into a fight or smoking BOOM your the teachers favourite pupil. It pisses me off not so much the fact that I don't get free **** but they get extra help and love just because apparently they're 'unable' to do it (which is complete ******** ). I'm glad someone knows the way I feel.
#68 to #53 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, but they're just trying to encourage them not to be ******* in later life. See, you're at the advantage of not being a retard who they think will have no chance growing into a person with a successful later life: your reward. These people who do crap might have crappy problems at home or something, so they could do with this help. Of course some of this aid will go to general ********* but teachers can't know ******* everything, since they only get paid for so much.
User avatar #825 to #53 - futuramafan (04/11/2012) [-]
I had this **** too. every ******* week you'd hear SHARKWON NOIQUILLUR or TAEGWIZZLE ******** win some prize.
#34 - shiningbacon (04/11/2012) [-]
Is this ******* legit?
User avatar #39 to #34 - cmcghie (04/11/2012) [-]
Unfortunately...
#90 to #39 - shiningbacon (04/11/2012) [-]
And I thought our school was dumb. This one time a girl older than us kept threatening kids much younger than us to punch them in the face. She was this big, fat, failure of a human being. Once we stood up for the kids and she went to the principles office and said we made fun of her the whole time. We all got detention for a week and were threatened to be kicked off the bus. That is public school logic.
+1
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#1598 to #1476 - shiningbacon (04/12/2012) [-]
They shouldn't let these kinda retards run schools. pic related
They shouldn't let these kinda retards run schools. pic related
#662 - Flammenwerfer ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Story from dad about his friend:
>be in high school
>sophomore
>good friend (we'll call him Ted) is a 6'2" buff as **** dude
>Nicest guy ever, but has anger issues
>also a brown belt in Judo
>Plays center for football team
>be at game to watch friend play
>friendly team gains yardage; opposing team flips ****
>team captain gets in Ted's face and starts shoving him
> *************************** .jpg
>Ted Judo flips opposing player and does other **** . He's out cold
>Entire opposing team sees
>Gaggle of ******* rush Ted, almost assassins creed style
>Ted is laying out every single one of the other players one at a time
>70% of opposing team is out of commission due to injuries
>Game cancelled. Ted kicked off of team
>My dad's face when Ted only got a days worth of suspension because he was provoked and has anger issues
#1731 to #662 - nailman (04/14/2012) [-]
this sounds a lot like me. I'm 6'1 and a heavy set dude, train MMA, and am a center for my football team!
#753 to #662 - MCmc (04/11/2012) [-]
i want a video of that so ******* bad.
#757 to #753 - MCmc (04/11/2012) [-]
first time i've said that outside of **** ...
User avatar #276 - thelonewizard (04/11/2012) [-]
I got suspended for two weeks because I didn't tell the school my friend had the passwords to everything on the network and was changing bells to the My Little Pony theme.
#294 to #276 - redcookiemonster (04/11/2012) [-]
**redcookiemonster rolled a random image posted in comment #3454013 at FJ Pony Thread ** god i hope this describes my reaction to reading this XD
**redcookiemonster rolled a random image posted in comment #3454013 at FJ Pony Thread ** god i hope this describes my reaction to reading this XD
#1171 to #294 - qworta (04/12/2012) [-]
It does if it makes you wanna shoot up the school
It does if it makes you wanna shoot up the school
#284 to #276 - wraithnotfromhalo (04/11/2012) [-]
mfw imagining my little pony theme at the end of every period
User avatar #290 to #284 - thelonewizard (04/11/2012) [-]
That is exactly what we planned on. It would be a group of us Bronies (about 5-10 of us in a school of about 1400). Very last bell of the day on certain fridays would be the target. Only 5-10 kids in the school would know what was going on. But yeah, it's some ******** . about 5 years ago a kid used the school network to transfer CP. Yes, straight up Child Porn. He did not get a 10 day suspension. I didn't report a harmless prank, and I get 10 days. **** Logic.
#843 to #290 - epicfailguyishere (04/11/2012) [-]
I now have respect for your kind for pulling something as hilarious as that
#299 to #290 - wraithnotfromhalo (04/11/2012) [-]
seriously?
you have to burn down the school for this.
<---with this
#343 to #299 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
#177 - arsyro (04/11/2012) [-]
>4th grade
>me at water fountain
>fat, asshole mexican in 5th grade comes up to me
>starts **** with me about some **** (im in 9th grade i dont remember now)
>i just ignore him and keep drinking water
>slaps me on head "did you hear me?"
>had enough
>take his head slam it into water fountain
>head explodes into spaghetti
>wizard principal comes out of no where
>teleports me to the Nether
>mfw
#1120 to #177 - anon (04/12/2012) [-]
let me guess,


they found something in your locker
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - arsyro (04/12/2012) [-]
we didnt have lockers
User avatar #214 to #177 - huzibizi (04/11/2012) [-]
ikr
#492 to #177 - trololoface (04/11/2012) [-]
9th Grade?







Freshman
#20 - HIMTheSixSixSix ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
MFW i get a detention for being punched in the arm
#41 to #20 - diamondback (04/11/2012) [-]
Got a caution from the police for getting kicked in the nuts....
+3
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#373 to #237 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
i was assassinated for killing a mere 6,000,000 jews, give or take a few other ethnicities
#465 to #373 - zmanxzman (04/11/2012) [-]
Excepted he committed suicide.
#1546 to #465 - zmanxzman (04/12/2012) [-]
*Except. I'm a tard.
User avatar #494 to #465 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
ordered to be* forgot to put that in between was and assassinated
#11 - SpcRamon (04/11/2012) [-]
My lil bro's life story. He always getting into trouble, but then we learn that there was nothing he could do about it to stop it. My dad just ignores what ever the school tells because of all the ******** .

I remember he got suspended because he punched out a teacher. turns out the teacher grabbed him to shut him up because he stood up to him. Turns out the teacher was something of a bully. My bro used logic against him and he got pissed.

<--- My bro's face when he learns he is going back to school and the teacher got fired because of him.
#1537 - jackzon (04/12/2012) [-]
got thrown out of math class today because i started a ******* huge debate on what sound a lama makes.
User avatar #1560 to #1537 - darthacerbus (04/12/2012) [-]
They sound like camels.
#1586 to #1560 - jackzon (04/12/2012) [-]
we decided they make spiting sounds
#664 - pipiripapa (04/11/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>Sitting in lunch with my hispanic friends *i'm hispanic too*
>wild white/blond girl appear wanting to kick us out from the table
>we don't want any trouble so we just ignore them
>one blond in particular start calling us "fat beaners"
>tell her we're not fat, she liftes her shirt and tells us that's what a real woman should look like
>i laugh and tell her she's so skinny i could see the outline of all her intestines
>she pulls my hair
>i punch her right in her nose, she starts bleeding but i don't stop
>school guards stop me
>send me to principals office, i'm an honor student, never had any type of fights or anything
>check her record bad grades, fights, she's in drug classes
>they let me go but give me a warning
>they suspend her
>mfw





User avatar #695 to #664 - brianhanerjr (04/11/2012) [-]
That sounds like something the adm|nistrators at my school would do. But not always.
User avatar #725 to #695 - SirFunnyjunk (04/11/2012) [-]
nice avatar...
User avatar #732 to #725 - brianhanerjr (04/11/2012) [-]
Twins!
User avatar #735 to #732 - SirFunnyjunk (04/11/2012) [-]
Yush.
User avatar #740 to #735 - brianhanerjr (04/11/2012) [-]
Haha, before I made this comment they were all going at different times...
User avatar #875 to #664 - asherstraightup (04/11/2012) [-]
haha i read that in pedro's voice, and the story was just that much more awesome.
#670 to #664 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
Lucky **** ...
#197 - dreamthrow (04/11/2012) [-]
MFW I read these stories and I've never been suspended.
MFW I read these stories and I've never been suspended.
#165 - clarque (04/11/2012) [-]
> Sophomore year
> Found out that girlfriend cheated on me
> Dumped her
> Butthurt.jpg
> Go to rent a movie at Family Video
> Asshole jock starts **** with me
> Says he was the one previous girlfriend cheated with
> Black out
> Come to in handcuffs
> See jock on ground, unconscious
> Court mandated therapy, antidepressants, and anger management classes
> Find out later that I broke his arm, his leg in 2 places, his wrist, and fractured his skull by bashing it into his windshield repeatedly
> MFW i find out i have retard strength
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#3 - nowimbecomedeath (04/11/2012) [-]
mfw i get suspended for something as 			**********		 as that
mfw i get suspended for something as ********** as that
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