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It has come to my attention that this has been on the site before, my apologies for this, but I did not see it on here. A buddy of mine showed this to me on a totally different site and I thought it was funny and put it on here. In the words of a Family Guy character,"If I ain't seen it's new to me."

so there was waiting on my Mend to out me up off the street
in the city. Didn' t have any music or books white twatted so Isms
Just looking around at the world. Well, there were these two
pigeons by the curb. One of them was taking bits offend from the
ground and throwing them into the street and the other one was
eating them. "This bird is retarded.‘ Ithought. 'The other bird is
eating all his food." After about a few minutes of the bird taking
the food and throwing it, the one eating it was well into the road.
Just then HAM. car comes by and runs over that pigeon. That bird
wasn' t stupid. He was a cold blooded killer. He lured that bird into
the streets to kill him. I Just stood there solicited. The murderer
was just standing there on the curb. Worst of all he was staring
at me. He didn' t moire. He just stated at me. stared with that
unhooking eye. He knew new it the mews that you can' t have
loose ends to a murder. a little uneasy the rest of my wait.
By the time my Mend sadasd me up the pigeon had disappeared.
but thew he was still watching me. I' m sure that pigeon
followed us home. He knows where the now. He' s bidding his
time, waiting for me to fall into his perfect trap........ He lino's.
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User avatar #1 - iamnits (04/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
This was on front page literally 2 days ago
User avatar #7 - nightauditor (04/11/2012) [-]
I haven´t seen it here, and I am on FJ almost every day.

I liked it!


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