Friendzone lvl: 100. I think he mad.. He just felt her balls on the back of his neck. yeah he mad
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#61 - endface (04/11/2012) [-]
He just felt her balls on the back of his neck.
#7 - patchesdacrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
" Dammit, when I said I wanted between her legs, I had imagined something else entirely..."
User avatar #11 to #7 - kolmar (04/11/2012) [-]
Thank you for making my day! xD
User avatar #66 to #11 - patchesdacrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Its what I am here for. :)
#4 - ImmortalBaconEater (04/11/2012) [-]
Must.....control....boner....
User avatar #13 - Titanasgr (04/11/2012) [-]
>Drop bitch
>Grab bitch
>Rape bitch
>Grow mustache
>Summon Harley
>Ride Harley into sunset
User avatar #35 to #13 - SnugglyWuggly (04/11/2012) [-]
I like motorcycles.
#51 - RaptorJesus (04/11/2012) [-]
The worst kind of concert-goer.... front of the crowd... on somebodies shoulders blocking people behind her's view...

**** her **** ....
#64 to #51 - wirelesstampon (04/11/2012) [-]
< - - - What I would do to her if I was sitting behind her.
< - - - What I would do to her if I was sitting behind her.
#15 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
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#23 to #15 - wheels (04/11/2012) [-]
me GUSTA
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#43 to #26 - deathbylock (04/11/2012) [-]
Reminds me of Moetron.
User avatar #27 to #26 - travrob (04/11/2012) [-]
you've got an odd way of coping
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User avatar #56 - abovelawl (04/11/2012) [-]
maybe he just found out she has a penis
#22 - jigglepuff (04/11/2012) [-]
Nobody will get out alive.
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#42 to #41 - nineredballoons (04/11/2012) [-]
sweet role man
User avatar #20 - bluekisses (04/11/2012) [-]
oh god when I go to a concert and I see one of these ******* cock sucker, attention whores get on someone's shoulders.

A rage of a thousand suns burns inside me.

Now days with increasing prices going to concerts is rare luxury for me. I go to see the band actually perform IN PERSON.

I didnt go through all the time and money just to see some stupid cunts back the whole ******* time.

What is the point then? Might as well listen to a live cd then.

When I see a dumb bitch do that I have the strongest urge to reach up grab that bitch by hair to yank her ass down.

******* entitled bitch.

Now my rage is over :)

#24 to #20 - hibbydibby (04/11/2012) [-]
>Be at Sick Puppies concert
>30 min. wait until band comes out
>Girls on shoulders start flashing
>blonde attention whore doesn't flash
> *************************** .jpg
>Crowd starts throwing plastic beer bottles and cans at her
>I start yelling tits or gtfo
>girl gets down
<mfw
#55 - Nazistick (04/11/2012) [-]
**Nazistick rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Lil wayne is a fuqqin genius ** For when I get Friendzoned
#88 to #69 - stallwallwriter (04/11/2012) [-]
Laughed so damn hard.
#9 - zimoo (04/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #46 - kibi (04/11/2012) [-]
Unpopular Opinion Incoming:

I don't like the concept of "friend zoning". Girls aren't machines that you put kindness into until sex falls out. True, some girls do just use guys because they're willing to bend over backwards for her, which is completely unfair for the guy. But it's also, in some situations, for it to be unfair for a guy to be nice to a girl just so he can get in her pants.

I'm not saying this is always the case, but when it seems unfair for both parties. And sorry for any mistakes, English isn't my first language.
User avatar #62 to #46 - sebbiechan (04/11/2012) [-]
THANK YOU! I am so sick of reading how just being friends is a bad thing.
User avatar #57 to #46 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Agreed. Most guys on Funnyjunk are just less alpha than the guys they call douchebags. Most of us on here just want the same thing, and just act like we don't. It gets me frustrated when I hear them say "I got out of the friendzone! She got dumped by her boyfriend and in her emotional distraught we had sex!"

That's just the rebound zone. If you think that's getting out of the friendzone, you were just acting like a good guy in the first place. If you were actually a good guy, you would do what's best for her, and stick with her even if she never notices you. Even if after a while you eventually aren't wanting a relationship with her, at that point, you're friends and don't want to be more. Or you date and you're best friends and you're not secretly a douchebag.
#52 to #46 - HOtaconE (04/11/2012) [-]
That, indeed, is the situation. Nothing is more laughable than ForeverAloneGuy claiming to be "nice" if he stops being a good friend just because relationship is no longer an option.



Hell, in my case it later became one, and I blew it. I feel like a retard, but the lady is not to blame.
#47 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
roll number
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#31 to #29 - alvor (04/11/2012) [-]
**alvor rolled a random image posted in comment #361 at Racist title **
MFW i see YFW.
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