Story of our lives.. . I would date you so hard, then mar the s it out of you. THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUR KIDS! AND GIVE 'f' DEALL THE MOTHERFUCKING SUPPORT 'I" DU Life happy ending
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Story of our lives.

I would
date you
so hard,
then
mar
the s it
out of
you.
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE 'f' DEALL THE MOTHERFUCKING
SUPPORT 'I" DU" D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL GOATFUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I' LL GETUP
THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THATSHIT UP WHILE
you STAND By THE KITCHEN WINDOW
MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUR CARPET
SD HARD THAT WE' LL HAVE TO GETA NEW ONE.
WE' LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SD GODDAMN FUCKING HARD.
RINSE, WE' LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUYA FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL
FUCKING BABIES INTO ITAND DRIVE THE FUCK IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING
MEETINGS AND MEURTHE FUCK OUR KID' S
TEACHER. HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN KILLALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING
MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES
SD HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN
TWO TRIPS TO METALL THE HOUSE
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE
HAVE NO FOOD ALFTAND WE FEAST ON THATSHIT FOR
FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EARTHA FUCK YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL
OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNE Y.
WE' LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER
FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS EDUCES WE FUCKING
ARE.
WE WILL GROWED DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LDEK
LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU HOW
MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HELDING EACH OTHER' S FUCKING HANDS so HARD THAT
SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND RITAS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES
TOGETHER.
Tll. DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY’ EVER FUCKING AFTER.
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Views: 1026 Submitted: 04/10/2012