Story of our lives.. . I would date you so hard, then mar the s it out of you. THEN RAISE THE OUR KIDS! AND GIVE 'f' DEALL THE SUPPORT 'I" DU" D EVER NEED. AND
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Story of our lives.

I would
date you
so hard,
then
mar
the s it
out of
you.
THEN RAISE THE **** OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE 'f' DEALL THE *************
SUPPORT 'I" DU" D EVER ******* NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL *********** MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I' LL GETUP
THAT ******* LADDER AND CLEAN ******** UP WHILE
you STAND By THE KITCHEN WINDOW
MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE **** OUR CARPET
SD HARD THAT WE' LL HAVE TO GETA NEW ONE.
WE' LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SD GODDAMN ******* HARD.
RINSE, WE' LL USE HIGH ******* SPEED.
BUYA ******* MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL
******* BABIES INTO ITAND DRIVE THE **** IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME *******
MEETINGS AND MEURTHE **** OUR KID' S
TEACHER. HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN KILLALL THE CHILDREN IN THE *******
MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES
SD HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN
TWO TRIPS TO METALL THE HOUSE
AND THEN COOK THE **** OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE
HAVE NO FOOD ALFTAND WE FEAST ON ******** FOR
******* DAYS.
I WILL EARTHA **** YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL
OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET ******* PRUNE Y.
WE' LL WATCH OUR KIDS ******* GRADUATE AND MOTHER
******* TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS EDUCES WE *******
ARE.
WE WILL GROWED DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LDEK
LIKE ******* RAISINS.
I WILL ******* TELL YOU HOW
MUCH I ******* LOVE YOU.
HELDING EACH OTHER' S ******* HANDS so HARD THAT
SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND RITAS ************* CORPSES
TOGETHER.
Tll. DEATH DO US ****** PART.
HAPPILY’ EVER ******* AFTER.
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Submitted: 04/10/2012
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#2 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2012) [-]
#1 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm crying right now that's so ******* beautiful
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