mormons. .. "Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like, 'Oh yeah, that's not true. That didn't happen.' " -Daniel Tosh mormons "Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like 'Oh yeah true That didn't happen ' " -Daniel Tosh
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#27 - packdragon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
>be in school
>good mood
>football today in gym, **** yeah
>some mormon cunt is being a super try hard
>also bitch
>friend gets tired of it
>"you won't hit her in the face with the ball"
>"wanna bet?"
>next play
>I'm QB
>falcon punch this girl in the face with a football with the power of a thousand suns from five feet away
>open the door
>she get's on the floor
>cries
>hilarity ensues
>friend and I losing lungs from how much we laugh
>teacher doesn't give a ****
>we won the football game


>MFW
#32 to #27 - turretbuddy
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(04/11/2012) [-]
#58 to #27 - moviebuff
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(04/11/2012) [-]
>be in school
>Time for gym class
>We're playing football
>A faggot throws a football at some girl, I think she was mormon
>He was a ******
>He laughed a jolly negro laugh with his homie
>A tyrannosaurus crashes through the wall with a bucket of KFC
>"Yo' can I have some?" Speaks the negro
>"No **** off ******" Says the tyrannosaurus
>I was a cabbage the whole time

MFW
#59 to #27 - packdragontakesdic
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(04/11/2012) [-]
>be on funnyjunk
>faggot tries to be funny
>is actually gay
>faggot has no friends
>faggot kills himself
>rest of world wins
#61 to #59 - packdragon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
brb off to an hero

>nice username. Never thought I'd make someone so butthurt they'd name their profile after me. Thanks man!
#43 to #27 - raichuusetundabolt
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(04/11/2012) [-]
congratulations, you're a supreme faggot
#38 to #27 - gammajk ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
"lol i punched a girl in the face lol guys look how cool i am guys lol guys"
**** off.
#28 to #27 - greyshirt
Reply +27
(04/11/2012) [-]
That's actually what we would call "A Dick Move".
#29 to #28 - packdragon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
I actually agree, I felt really bad afterwards. But by god it was so funny. Not like I hurt her or anything.
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#54 to #44 - packdragon
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#76 to #29 - bleebloo
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(04/11/2012) [-]
I hope to see your death in the papers.
#1 - austinschut
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like, 'Oh yeah, that's not true. That didn't happen.' " -Daniel Tosh


Where I learned the most about mormons.
#30 - lolsimples
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(04/11/2012) [-]
joseph smith dum dum dum
#40 to #30 - AlexK
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(04/11/2012) [-]
he founded the mormon religion dum dum dum dum dum
#33 - NIMDAEHTMAI
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(04/11/2012) [-]
anyone seen? funniest performance i've ever witnessed
#39 to #33 - AlexK
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(04/11/2012) [-]
i saw that. it was ******* hilarious. saw it 4 days before it was reviewed. pic related.
#35 to #33 - richardastley
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(04/11/2012) [-]
I really wanted to go, but it's too far and **** whatever else there is to do in New York. lol

I really hope there's a taped version I can watch soon though.
#50 to #35 - NIMDAEHTMAI
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(04/11/2012) [-]
its going on tour bro, look it up!
#66 to #33 - respectmyauthority
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(04/11/2012) [-]
saw that. front row. best 500 bucks i've ever spent on anything, ever
saw that. front row. best 500 bucks i've ever spent on anything, ever
#71 to #66 - NIMDAEHTMAI
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(04/11/2012) [-]
2nd row from the back and proud!
granted i was right in the middle and its one tiny-ass theater, still $200
#22 - woojestonie
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**woojestonie rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at Daddy is home. ** mfw im a mormon and i feel ashamed of myself
#60 to #22 - yourbloodinmyhands
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**yourbloodinmyhands rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at relevant ** MFW my rolled image has nothing to do with what i commented
#2 - mrwillje
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(04/10/2012) [-]
dum dum dum dum dum
#72 - I Am Monkey
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Every Mormon I've ever met is practically a walking saint. I don't get why everyone on the internet is like "HURRDURR UR religion is a lie!". I don't care what they believe in, it appears to be working.
#80 to #72 - catsattackagain
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(04/11/2012) [-]
If the mormons are polygamists (the man can have several wives) then there shouldn't be enough women to go around that aren't mormons. What is happening to the excess of males? Look up abandoned mormon children.
#81 to #80 - I Am Monkey
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(04/11/2012) [-]
I don't think the ones in the us believe in polygamy anymore.
#84 to #81 - catsattackagain
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(04/11/2012) [-]
It still happens. Look up the lost boys. Its a group of young men who were thrown out of their homes at a young age so they wouldn't take up the women.
#4 - captaindubs
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(04/10/2012) [-]
GUESS WHAT i live in palmyra (the place where it was founded) and there are absolutley no ******* mormons!!! :D
#64 - respectmyauthority
Reply +3
(04/11/2012) [-]
mormons!
mormons!
#21 - DekuNut ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Utah.
Utah.
#23 to #21 - jinchuuriki
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Me too! Ogden
#52 to #23 - ddddfffff
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(04/11/2012) [-]
I can beat that N. Ogden.
#24 to #23 - DekuNut ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I dont live there, but my dad does, I visited him there and JESUS CHRIST.

Mormonfest
#25 to #24 - jinchuuriki
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(04/10/2012) [-]
It's so damn lucky to meet anybody cute who isnt Mormon here.
#26 to #25 - DekuNut ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
It's worse when he allowed mormons in the house..   
   
they would stay there for hours talking, and i was forced to listen.
It's worse when he allowed mormons in the house..

they would stay there for hours talking, and i was forced to listen.