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Submitted: 04/10/2012
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#15 - shadowrated (04/10/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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Mfw a stranger rings the doorbell
#31 - straitedge (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
> In fifth grade
> Parents leave for work before I go to school
> Skipping school
> In my basement, munching on a pineapple
> Runescaping this bitch up
> Knocking at door
> Pouring rain outside
> "It's probably those Jehovah witnesses"
> Decide to ignore it
> Knocking continues
> Still paying runescape
> 30 minutes later, still knocking
> ************** .jpg
> Decide to put on a sick look and answer door
> Open door
> It's my ******* vice-principal
> He waited 30 minutes for me to answer the door
> Not happy at all
> Said he called my parents and they said that I should be at school
> I get dressed
> Awkward 20 minute ride to school
> Go to class like it never happened
> Never skipped school again
< MFW I didn't want to go because I thought he was going to rape me
User avatar #155 - cmcghie (04/10/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Knocking at door
>Decide whoever it is can get ******
>Time to fap
>Knocking starts again
>Turn porn up to block out knocking
>Can feel vibrations from the door
>Angrily masturbate in attempt to try and cum
>Not working, getting angry
>Knocking won't stop
>I am now enraged that I can't cum and this person won't leave me be
>Run downstairs with massive erection, furious
>Still knocking
>Burst through door
>WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT, I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE GOD DAMN IT
>Group from jesus christ of latter day saints
>Enraged religion has interrupted by fapping
>Grip my dick and balls and being the chase
>Scream wildly about how hard of an ********** they are in for if I catch up to them
>Driveway half a mile long, I can smell their fear
>Close to end of driveway now, they have made it to the car and are turning around
>Grib shaft with both hands and begin furiously masturbating while singing all along the watchtower
>Never been bothered since
#98 - danili (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> 5 days ago
>neighbour knocks at door
>he ask me if he could look in my closet
>i let him
>he looked inside my closet for about 2 min
>he kinda yelled: YES!
>he turned to me and threw two pairs of socks on me
>he giggles and leaves
>mfw
#209 - erofleur (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened a few years ago
>Home alone
>Butt naked because I can
>Watching TV
>Some one knocking at the door
>I look in the peephole
>It's some crazy hobo
>Ignore the knocking
>Hobo won't ******* stop
>Turn up TV really loud so to drown out knocking
>Hobo walks around house, jumps gate, walks up the deck stairs and comes in house
>Sees me naked
>Not even wearing underwear
>Start screaming
>"I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU TASTE MY TOENAILS YOU COCK GUZZLING OCEAN OF CUM."
>Grab coat rack and chase him out of the yard still naked
>It turns out he was my dad's old friend from high school
>Dad makes me apologize for calling him and ocean of cum
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#151 - afroadam (04/10/2012) [-]
Or you could just answer it...
Or you could just answer it...
#94 - chrisfloyd (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#63 - laxener (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #65 to #63 - daviid (04/10/2012) [-]
**daviid rolls 55**

Wonderful Roll! take these dubs for your troubles :D
#303 - EpicKewlness (04/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**EpicKewlness rolls 6**
**EpicKewlness rolls 6**
#1 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
"Did you know that God has a plan for you?"
#234 - tehlulzbringer (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#110 - actoftreason (04/10/2012) [-]
>Be 14 and home alone.
>Indian man for the census knocks on door.
>Tell him parents aren't home.
>He stays on porch for 3 hours.
>When parents are finally home he gives them smelly rice and leaves.
>MFW
#195 - falloutplayer (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I ******* love your username!
#196 to #195 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]
Cool thanks
User avatar #206 - thelionheart (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It's a little strange that obviously someone not a part of your family knocks on your door
continuously and you are not even curious what the **** is going on and who's the person
behind the door.
#207 to #206 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]
First the rage, then the fear
First the rage, then the fear
#231 - awprince ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
******* Jehovah's witnesses.
#6 - niggergigger (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
** ************ rolls 69** Doubles! y u no check 'em
#91 - charlotteisgreat (04/10/2012) [-]
A sales guy was at the door once and I'm watching TV, I slide lower down on the sofa and crawl to the next room thinking I was a top ninja, but as I look behind me he's at the window staring. So I continued crawling with a poker face on.
#169 - elitezombiee (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
when someone knocks on my door
when someone knocks on my door
#142 - comininhot (04/10/2012) [-]
mfw reading this
mfw reading this
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