Door Rage. Original Content Add me as a friend to participate in the weekly Random Threads.. Mfw a stranger rings the doorbell Door bell Knock y u no leave stranger rage doorbell idiot at the


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#31 - straitedge (04/10/2012) [-]
> In fifth grade
> Parents leave for work before I go to school
> Skipping school
> In my basement, munching on a pineapple
> Runescaping this bitch up
> Knocking at door
> Pouring rain outside
> "It's probably those Jehovah witnesses"
> Decide to ignore it
> Knocking continues
> Still paying runescape
> 30 minutes later, still knocking
> ************** .jpg
> Decide to put on a sick look and answer door
> Open door
> It's my ******* vice-principal
> He waited 30 minutes for me to answer the door
> Not happy at all
> Said he called my parents and they said that I should be at school
> I get dressed
> Awkward 20 minute ride to school
> Go to class like it never happened
> Never skipped school again
< MFW I didn't want to go because I thought he was going to rape me
#243 to #31 - diddymonster (04/10/2012) [-]
I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
#212 to #31 - sjhftw (04/10/2012) [-]
**** . Even I felt sorry for you when you opened the door.
#41 to #31 - pap (04/10/2012) [-]
Runescaping this bitch up got me
#129 to #31 - elektroboka (04/10/2012) [-]
thats one hell of a dedicated vice-principal!
#15 - shadowrated (04/10/2012) [-]
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Mfw a stranger rings the doorbell
#16 to #15 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
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#30 to #16 - iamnewhere (04/10/2012) [-]
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#17 to #16 - renzard (04/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #17 - siridontcare (04/10/2012) [-]
I have tried figuring out why this gif bothers me and then I realize that he never says nothing just "you get".......
#133 to #36 - moustacha (04/10/2012) [-]
Or perhaps he is is saying nothing but separating the two syllables with a pause?
User avatar #324 to #133 - renzard (04/11/2012) [-]
It's actually "get nothing", just really hard to tell.
#19 to #16 - shadowrated (04/10/2012) [-]
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Who is it?
#151 - afroadam (04/10/2012) [-]
Or you could just answer it...
Or you could just answer it...
#303 - EpicKewlness (04/11/2012) [-]
**EpicKewlness rolls 6**
**EpicKewlness rolls 6**
#334 to #303 - insayan (04/13/2012) [-]
wait...... that was actually epic..... dafuq??
User avatar #309 to #303 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
Keep it at 6 thumbs
User avatar #306 to #303 - tacoarecrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
gif that goes with number? thumb for you
#209 - erofleur (04/10/2012) [-]
This happened a few years ago
>Home alone
>Butt naked because I can
>Watching TV
>Some one knocking at the door
>I look in the peephole
>It's some crazy hobo
>Ignore the knocking
>Hobo won't ******* stop
>Turn up TV really loud so to drown out knocking
>Hobo walks around house, jumps gate, walks up the deck stairs and comes in house
>Sees me naked
>Not even wearing underwear
>Start screaming
>Grab coat rack and chase him out of the yard still naked
>It turns out he was my dad's old friend from high school
>Dad makes me apologize for calling him and ocean of cum
#213 to #209 - gorden (04/10/2012) [-]
why you so mean to him?
#110 - actoftreason (04/10/2012) [-]
>Be 14 and home alone.
>Indian man for the census knocks on door.
>Tell him parents aren't home.
>He stays on porch for 3 hours.
>When parents are finally home he gives them smelly rice and leaves.
#195 - falloutplayer (04/10/2012) [-]
I ******* love your username!
#196 to #195 - rustyshakleford [OP](04/10/2012) [-]
Cool thanks
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#98 - danili (04/10/2012) [-]
> 5 days ago
>neighbour knocks at door
>he ask me if he could look in my closet
>i let him
>he looked inside my closet for about 2 min
>he kinda yelled: YES!
>he turned to me and threw two pairs of socks on me
>he giggles and leaves
User avatar #321 to #98 - meganinja (04/11/2012) [-]
> be some random guy
> go up to my neighbors house, high as ****
> ask him if i can look in his closet
> space out for about two minutes
> come to and scream "yes!" because **** the police.
> kid's still beside me, so i throw socks on him and run out laughing.
User avatar #206 - thelionheart (04/10/2012) [-]
It's a little strange that obviously someone not a part of your family knocks on your door
continuously and you are not even curious what the **** is going on and who's the person
behind the door.
#207 to #206 - rustyshakleford [OP](04/10/2012) [-]
First the rage, then the fear
First the rage, then the fear
#240 - niiiiiiiiiiiiick (04/10/2012) [-]
look of the guy at the door
#169 - elitezombiee (04/10/2012) [-]
when someone knocks on my door
when someone knocks on my door
#268 to #169 - lookatallthisoc (04/11/2012) [-]
Can't tell if "OMG A friend!" or "A friend, OMG!"
#91 - charlotteisgreat (04/10/2012) [-]
A sales guy was at the door once and I'm watching TV, I slide lower down on the sofa and crawl to the next room thinking I was a top ninja, but as I look behind me he's at the window staring. So I continued crawling with a poker face on.
User avatar #155 - cmcghie (04/10/2012) [-]
>Knocking at door
>Decide whoever it is can get ******
>Time to fap
>Knocking starts again
>Turn porn up to block out knocking
>Can feel vibrations from the door
>Angrily masturbate in attempt to try and cum
>Not working, getting angry
>Knocking won't stop
>I am now enraged that I can't cum and this person won't leave me be
>Run downstairs with massive erection, furious
>Still knocking
>Burst through door
>Group from jesus christ of latter day saints
>Enraged religion has interrupted by fapping
>Grip my dick and balls and being the chase
>Scream wildly about how hard of an ********** they are in for if I catch up to them
>Driveway half a mile long, I can smell their fear
>Close to end of driveway now, they have made it to the car and are turning around
>Grib shaft with both hands and begin furiously masturbating while singing all along the watchtower
>Never been bothered since
#161 to #155 - MrMeatStick (04/10/2012) [-]
#211 to #190 - sploogemaster (04/10/2012) [-]
Why, just why.
#160 to #155 - lordherpderp (04/10/2012) [-]
your face when they leave
your face when they leave
#104 to #94 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome!
#109 to #106 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
Thanks! But, I'm a girl, actually. :D
#137 to #109 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
#149 to #137 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
^ Implying there aren't women out there that enjoy anal. ;)
#291 - RykenX (04/11/2012) [-]
**RykenX rolled a random image posted in comment #3596709 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw a stranger knocks on my door.
#247 to #234 - conagheraxe (04/10/2012) [-]
This is less expensive and way less painful. Take it with gratitude my dear friend.
This is less expensive and way less painful. Take it with gratitude my dear friend.
#1 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
"Did you know that God has a plan for you?"
#192 - gorden (04/10/2012) [-]
"Add me as a friend to participate in the weekly Random Threads"

- you dont even open your doors for your rl friends
#198 to #192 - rustyshakleford [OP](04/10/2012) [-]
Just trying to get to know you awesome FunnyJunkers is all

Feel the love, man...FEEL IT
#182 - outoftotalrange (04/10/2012) [-]
**outoftotalrange rolled a random image posted in comment #697 at Gravity ;) **
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