Ouch, my childhood.. . If Buzz Lightyear didn' t think he was a toy, why did he still stop moving when Andy came in?. He was scared shitless by the motherfucking GIANT that just stumbled up his crash site.
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Ouch, my childhood.

If Buzz Lightyear didn' t think he was a toy, why did he still stop moving when Andy came in?
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Submitted: 04/09/2012
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#6 - anonymous (04/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
He was scared shitless by the motherfucking GIANT that just stumbled up his crash site.
User avatar #11 - madeyegubbins (04/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
He saw that the other toys froze and assumed that it was to avoid detection from Andy.
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#383 - lostusername (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**lostusername rolls 66**
#269 - derpology (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
because he was playing dead in front of that giant fucking alien
#253 - treefruit (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He was on a top secret mission from star command, he was trained in adapting and overcoming alien customs and survival in unknown terrain !
User avatar #66 - ColdBeets (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because if a fucking gigantic giant thing walked into the huge room you were in, you'd freeze and hope like hell he didn't notice you, especially considering the fact that he thinks that he's on an alien planet.
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#400 - assdoreponyfucker (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**assdoreponyfucker rolls 22**
#332 - kaboozle123 (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that didn't affect my childhood at all, in fact i thought of this an came up with a very simple answer. when Andy walked in the other toys froze and buzz lighter figured Andy must be some type of dictator or ruler and that this was a normal custom on the strange new planet and so he followed along, so as not to be cast out or killed for his insolence
that didn't affect my childhood at all, in fact i thought of this an came up with a very simple answer. when Andy walked in the other toys froze and buzz lighter figured Andy must be some type of dictator or ruler and that this was a normal custom on the strange new planet and so he followed along, so as not to be cast out or killed for his insolence
#280 - thebigpenguin (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you love your childhood, look here
If you love your childhood, look here
#4 - jjjseven (04/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I didn't hear you so you can't be right...
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I didn't hear you so you can't be right...
#112 - filereader (04/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I always thought it was similar to the way these things work
#78 - XOxoswitcherXOxo (04/10/2012) [-]
Stop over thinking my childhood!!!
#88 - genocidalgenesis ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
If you have seen all the 3 movies you should know that every each Buzz has its own mission, and that was to well... act as a toy, but he didnt know he was a toy so... yeah.   
a part of that mission also meant staying still like a toy when the kid is near or something like that.   
its not really a mind blowing thing now is it? and it shouldnt hurt your childhood as well. it is just a vague little lie. just because you forgot what happend in the store with that chicken guy.
If you have seen all the 3 movies you should know that every each Buzz has its own mission, and that was to well... act as a toy, but he didnt know he was a toy so... yeah.
a part of that mission also meant staying still like a toy when the kid is near or something like that.
its not really a mind blowing thing now is it? and it shouldnt hurt your childhood as well. it is just a vague little lie. just because you forgot what happend in the store with that chicken guy.
#252 - bibbity (04/10/2012) [-]
"Stay perfectly still. Its vision is based on movement."
#404 - jollydowy (04/10/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#367 - walliedawalrus (04/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Tru. Whatever. I didn't even like toy story tht much. Lol
Tru. Whatever. I didn't even like toy story tht much. Lol
User avatar #377 to #367 - mindsculptorjace (04/10/2012) [-]
**mindsculptorjace rolls 77** and here's where I'd put some delicious dubs.
#266 - vitaminownage (04/10/2012) [-]
A theory could be that since he is an intergalactic space ranger, he doesn't want his cover blown on a strange new planet, so he tries to blend in with the other "natives". He sees the other toys go still, so he tries to blend in and does it as well.

Picture unrelated.
User avatar #44 - TnytsGunaBAGdNyt (04/10/2012) [-]
He was standing to attention in front of a superior officer.... GODDAMMIT LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD ALONE!!
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