Scumbag God. . BREAKS. Ezekiel 23:19-20 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted afte
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#12 - xiik (04/10/2012) [-]
Ezekiel 23:19-20

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
#13 to #12 - justadude (04/10/2012) [-]
Song of Solomon 7:2-3 :2 Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor:
thy belly is like a heap of wheat set about with lilies.
3 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.
#63 to #12 - trollmann (04/10/2012) [-]
reminds me of

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
User avatar #32 to #12 - fisticuffsactivate (04/10/2012) [-]
I have never heard this verse and I'm glad, but still thanks for informing me.
User avatar #9 to #6 - datargumme (04/10/2012) [-]
And people who eat raisins

''He must abstain from wine and other fermented drink and must not drink vinegar made from wine or from other fermented drink. He must not drink grape juice or eat grapes or raisins''
Numbers 6:3
#34 - Gedziuzzz (04/10/2012) [-]
Dont fap to boobies because   
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Dont fap to boobies because
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#30 - bumbele (04/10/2012) [-]
Creates everything so you can go to hell for everything.
#44 to #30 - sneakpeak (04/10/2012) [-]
GOD IS IMAGINARY AND THERE IS NO HELL NOR HEAVEN!!!
#46 to #44 - crystalducky (04/10/2012) [-]
inb4 religious *********
#62 to #44 - wirelesstampon (04/10/2012) [-]
/facepalm
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#3 - houseofbrick (04/10/2012) [-]
Couldn't decide between talking about boobs or talking about God, so I decided to talk about God, but post a pic about boobs.

Today, at least two of my friends (possibly three...) pretty much openly admitted that they believe the story of Noah's Ark. I tried to explain the physical impossibility and the history behind the story and got shut down. Even when I was religious, I didn't believe that story. It's just too implausible and, frankly, pretty stupid.
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User avatar #28 to #18 - houseofbrick (04/10/2012) [-]
Some people just find it easier to accept things without evidence than others. Incidentally, they are also more likely to attack the maker of a statement rather than the statement itself because the statement is logically sound.
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User avatar #1 - rambowookie (04/10/2012) [-]
ACtually. God want's you too look at boobs. Proverbs 5:19


Your friendly neighborhood Christian away!!!!
User avatar #36 to #1 - glasgowrangers (04/10/2012) [-]
> assuming god is christian
#42 to #36 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
>assuming that your definition of god is better than the one of 3 billion of abrahamic monotheists across the world
User avatar #2 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Nope, at least in the Bible they never condone sex, just sex out of marriage. And at one point there's a dude who blesses Abraham by saying "My your cattle always be fat, and your wife's breasts always soft." I think this is how we should say goodbye these days.
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User avatar #69 to #61 - juggalotank (04/27/2012) [-]
So, in simplified terms, only enjoy your wife/girlfriend's tits.
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User avatar #64 to #61 - XboxJunky (04/10/2012) [-]
Thumb for a fellow Catholic with reason!
#35 - produzzo (04/10/2012) [-]
**produzzo rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at God damn scary stories ** &lt;what im going to hell for looking at
**produzzo rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at God damn scary stories ** <what im going to hell for looking at
#65 to #35 - tankbatman (04/10/2012) [-]
**tankbatman rolled a random image posted in comment #3582969 at FJ Pony Thread ** <what im going to hell for looking at
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User avatar #11 to #8 - imnotthere (04/10/2012) [-]
more like billion and plus they were fags
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User avatar #68 to #14 - imnotthere (04/11/2012) [-]
thats perfectly fine
User avatar #58 - neojunker (04/10/2012) [-]
Creats boobs so women could breast feed their babys.

#17 - amoussa (04/10/2012) [-]
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Why do women have boobs? Something to look at when you're talking to them.

Besides, would you rather live in a boring world without boobs just to slightly boost your chances of getting into heaven?
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User avatar #39 to #22 - glasgowrangers (04/10/2012) [-]
or find out no heaven and no boobs... anywhere
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User avatar #57 to #53 - glasgowrangers (04/10/2012) [-]
lol, clever
User avatar #29 - baditch (04/10/2012) [-]
I'm one of those Christians who believes god wouldn't give me urges if he was going to send me to hell for them. So i look at tits whenever the opportunity presents itself. My priest, and good friend, is a similar type of Christian. That's why he tells dirty jokes, and smokes pot. But he's the nicest guy you would ever want to meet. It saddened me greatly when he moved to Colorado.
User avatar #66 to #29 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Well, God doesn't GIVE you temptation or urges. He allows it, because if we didn't have temptations, then we'd never have a chance to grow stronger from tests.
User avatar #38 to #29 - glasgowrangers (04/10/2012) [-]
Some people have urges to kill...
User avatar #40 to #38 - baditch (04/10/2012) [-]
killing is different. you cant kill people and still be a good person.
User avatar #41 to #40 - glasgowrangers (04/10/2012) [-]
so you are saying God gives you urges you should ignore?
#47 to #41 - ktulu (04/10/2012) [-]
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#37 - glasgowrangers (04/10/2012) [-]
Create geniuses

Tells Santorum to run for President
User avatar #4 - barpmeep (04/10/2012) [-]
where in the bible does it say you go to hell for looking at tits?
User avatar #10 to #4 - fisticuffsactivate (04/10/2012) [-]
It's referring towards lust.
#54 - maxmoefoe (04/10/2012) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bootleg compilation ** MFW looking at gods boobs
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