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If Only. . .

Dear Lord, please ket there be a
zombie apocalypse an I _ .
can start shooting all "
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#2 - crackboots (04/09/2012) [+] (24 replies)
what people imagine a zombie apocalypse is like:
-living without responsibilities and rules/laws.
-heroic acting together with your crush/loved one.

what it's most likely really going to be (given you're not a zombie)
-constant fear, exhaustion, hunger and thirst.
-emotional breakdown as you need to kill your zombiefied friends and family
-spending the rest of your life with other broken souls.
-living without purpose, goals and joy.
-no computer, electricity, running water or any other basic human needs and luxuries.


but i shouldn't be talking in a realistic way about a zombie apocalypse. so when it happens i look forward to see your guys at camp funnyjunk.
#266 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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the best zombie reaction ever
User avatar #53 - cmcghie (04/10/2012) [+] (14 replies)
The zombie apocalypse would be anything but fun.

>Lack of medicine makes even small scrapes and cuts potentially deadly
>Broken limbs are a death sentence
>Drinking water without zombie contamination would be extremely hard to find
>Food would be scarce
>No rules, people would butcher each other
>No easily available soap, teeth would rot, hair out of control
>Taking a **** would always be scary, as you are most vulnerable then
>Sleep deprivation due to paranoia about zombies
>Diseases not deadly now such as diarrhea become life threatening if not treated
>Winter would make most of the globe almost impossible to survive on presently
>Travel would be hard, due to lack of calorie intake to supplement long journeys
>Guns would be impractical, loud and run out of ammo fast
>Cars would break down after 3,000 miles due to most people not knowing how to perform maintenance
>Free time would be spent doing nothing, as to conserve energy/keep food rations in stock
>Trauma of losing everyone you know/love would take it's toll
>No purpose to live anymore, depression would set in
>Realization that your life means nothing and you can never escape your dim fate would break morale

#17 - sammymariee (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I love how everyone thinks that during the apocalypse they're going to be the bad ass survivor, when in reality they're gonna be pissing themselves and begging for death.   
   
Pic unrelated.
I love how everyone thinks that during the apocalypse they're going to be the bad ass survivor, when in reality they're gonna be pissing themselves and begging for death.

Pic unrelated.
+17
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#313 - valabigballs (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Untitled ** my weapon during zombie apocolypse
#248 - jorgefuber ONLINE (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #3836527 at FJ Pony Thread ** who will die first
#241 - justderpin (04/10/2012) [-]
The zombie apocalypse will be fun they said.

You won't get shot in the ************* face they said.
#275 - localcatbarber (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Imagine these zombies coming towards you. There would be no way you could shoot them.
#73 - ammastaro (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**ammastaro rolled a random image posted in comment #3532808 at FJ Pony Thread ** <-- My weapon for the zombie apocolypse
#220 - albertjester (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<==== when it does happen
+11
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#207 - thisotherdude (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I would love this! So many assholes to kill!   
   
You're a zombie? Boom headshot!   
   
You're not a zombie? Kill you for your meat!
I would love this! So many assholes to kill!

You're a zombie? Boom headshot!

You're not a zombie? Kill you for your meat!
#297 - doodnotheface (04/10/2012) [-]
Yes brother! Just what I would do.
#172 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
#171 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
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