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#2 - crackboots
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(04/09/2012) [-]
what people imagine a zombie apocalypse is like:
-living without responsibilities and rules/laws.
-heroic acting together with your crush/loved one.

what it's most likely really going to be (given you're not a zombie)
-constant fear, exhaustion, hunger and thirst.
-emotional breakdown as you need to kill your zombiefied friends and family
-spending the rest of your life with other broken souls.
-living without purpose, goals and joy.
-no computer, electricity, running water or any other basic human needs and luxuries.


but i shouldn't be talking in a realistic way about a zombie apocalypse. so when it happens i look forward to see your guys at camp funnyjunk.
#6 to #2 - Gandalfthewhite
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(04/09/2012) [-]
so basically how humans used to live in the wild. (without killing zombie friends of course)
#9 to #2 - dragontamers ONLINE
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(04/09/2012) [-]
i have a gamer diet and i'm a adrenaline junkie
i hate my whole family
safety in numbers
i live like that anyway
i'm an outdoor person
#11 to #2 - commontroll
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(04/09/2012) [-]
I agree. It will also be a lot of just sitting around if you're doing it smartly. By that I mean getting out to the country, and fortifying some land. Also, you'll be farming too, but otherwise it's just sitting around. Best get a lot of books. I'd probably study different religions if it happened.

But yeah, people have a stupid idea of what it will be like. Thinking it'll be fun. It's fun making a plan for it, but it would not be fun to have it happen.
#92 to #2 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Project Zomboid

'Nough said
#186 to #2 - junter
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Hey, someone has to be in the horde. Why not you?
#243 to #2 - thephantur
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I'm Asian, we fear our parents everyday and face mental exhaustion daily too.
As if I cared about anyone in this world.
Don't care about others LOL.
I don't have a purpose anyways.
I can still fap...
#7 to #2 - liebebella
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(04/09/2012) [-]
-The fear will soon be replaced with out instinct to survive. Zombies will just be added to the food chain and humans will adapt to kill them without second thought. Exhaustion will be short runned, just until you and your group find a permanent home in which you will access to both water (possibly a river, a lake, or the ocean [there are simple ways of purifying salt water to make it drinkable]), thus dealing with hunger and thirst.
-There is no escape from this, it will happen many times in the beginning and with the food chain, will most likely happen again. However, human's will learn to adapt to the emotional over charge and view it just as a form of death.
-Human's heal, that is the greatest thing about us. We might have a few cracks, but we will not stay broken for long.
-Survival seems like a pretty good goal to me. Then it can be follow by family goals, job roles within the group, expending, etc...
-Our race survived an extremely long time without these luxuries, what makes you think we can't again? Books can replace computers and electricity. Also, hand-pumps are an extremely easy thing to make.

If when the zombies come you don't have hope, you will not survive.
#46 to #2 - theguyishere
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(04/10/2012) [-]
nice copypasta dude. Have to put the same comment every zombie post for maximum thumbs
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3512578/Interesting+Math/192#192
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3529668/God/67#67
inb4 red thumbs
#165 to #46 - crackboots
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(04/10/2012) [-]
you're right i'm a fag, go thumb me down now as i leave.
#193 to #2 - BroadSword
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(04/10/2012) [-]
How about the idea of zombies is completely unrealistic? We as humans need water every 24 hours or so otherwise our body cant operate properly and carry out bodily function. So please explain to me how zombies would be able to survive for days without resting or hydrating. They wouldnt be able to have muscle function etc without food/water. Also the ridiculous amounts of blood loss means muscles couldnt function properly either.

Also I have always wondered why zombies dont just eat each other.

So what im saying zombies could be real, but wouldnt last very long.
#311 to #193 - yesthatsme
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I've gone more than 24 hours without water before O.o Plenty of times actually.
#332 to #311 - BroadSword
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(04/10/2012) [-]
This figure largely depends on numerous factors such as heat and physical activity which causes sweating etc. Zombies running around would exacerbate this significantly. Also you not directly taking water doesnt mean you dont get hydration. You get water from food you eat with majority of what your eating is actually water.
#202 to #2 - twitchyseagull
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**twitchyseagull rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bad Luck Brian ** me in a zombie apocalypse.
#200 to #2 - mricecream
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Unfortunately enough though, to add to our depression, people like Courtney Stodden will survive the apocalypse.
As culture has taught us, zombies want brains, not silicone.
#294 to #2 - tkfourtwoone
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(04/10/2012) [-]
MFW "computer, electricity, running water" as "basic human needs"
MFW "computer, electricity, running water" as "basic human needs"


#10 to #2 - Balrogsaysrawr
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(04/09/2012) [-]
jokes on you, i have no friends. BRING ON THE ZOMBIES!!
#4 to #2 - anon
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Implying I hold any emotions towards people..
#338 to #2 - thenewneone
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Implying the military tanks and advance weaponry won't be able to handle unarmed beings.
#349 to #2 - carnivoreapples
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(04/10/2012) [-]
well, i have solar panels in my house, so i do have electricity, so i can use my computer, so i do have a life goal, gaming as much as i want. i have no emotions towards other people, i live right next to 2 supermarkets so food, and drinks won't be much of a problem the first year (canned food). for weapons, i live close to a hardware store where i can get lots of power tools or other melee weapons (you never have to reload)
well, i have solar panels in my house, so i do have electricity, so i can use my computer, so i do have a life goal, gaming as much as i want. i have no emotions towards other people, i live right next to 2 supermarkets so food, and drinks won't be much of a problem the first year (canned food). for weapons, i live close to a hardware store where i can get lots of power tools or other melee weapons (you never have to reload)
#3 to #2 - wraithnotfromhalo
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(04/09/2012) [-]
the second one sounds ******* great,
>implying anyone but betas will live in constant fear
>implying emotional fags will survive
>implying i will be talking to people instead of killing them for supplies
>implying we have a purpose even now
>implying that there cant be goal after zombies
>implying there cant be joy after zombies
>implying computer, electricity, and running water are human needs
>implying there wont be natural running water
>implying that a person cant make aqueducts. how do you think people got water before electricity

#12 to #3 - commontroll
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Do you think that most people on FJ know how to survive in the wild for a long period of time? You might be able to, but most people don't know ****. I think no matter what, humans will always look at the good things, and always enjoy them while we have them. I'm emotional, but I would put it aside. I would still keep my morals, but I wouldn't hesitate to kill somebody if they attacked me. My plan is to escape with as many of my loved ones that are still alive and go to the country, after holding up in a Home Depot or something like that for about a month. Then just living off the land for a few years, then heading back home after most of the zombies die out, and reclaiming it.
#149 to #12 - funnyjvnk
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I live in canada and love to go out in the bush for 3 or 4 days with nothing but my 7mm rifle...

Pic unrelated
#154 to #149 - commontroll
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Sounds like fun. :D Yeah, I honestly really enjoy just roughing it. Spent a month in the woods on an Outward Bound trip backpacking in the mountains, that was fun.
#5 to #3 - anon
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Hell I'd murder my own Family, they'd only be dependent leeches that attract zombies. What's the Law gonna do? stop me, AND battle zombies. not fukkin likely! I'd turn into one of those Psychopaths from DeadRising, even know, when I enter a building I immediately find the most efficient escape route.. My Body is ready and willing for the Apocalypse.
Pic semi-Relevant
#266 - shadowrated
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(04/10/2012) [-]
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the best zombie reaction ever
#271 to #266 - trollzorr
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#283 to #271 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Why say what the photo does?

#284 to #266 - Darkly
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#287 to #284 - godfatherofsoul
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(04/10/2012) [-]
One Piece.
#286 to #284 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
One Piece
#53 - cmcghie
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(04/10/2012) [-]
The zombie apocalypse would be anything but fun.

>Lack of medicine makes even small scrapes and cuts potentially deadly
>Broken limbs are a death sentence
>Drinking water without zombie contamination would be extremely hard to find
>Food would be scarce
>No rules, people would butcher each other
>No easily available soap, teeth would rot, hair out of control
>Taking a **** would always be scary, as you are most vulnerable then
>Sleep deprivation due to paranoia about zombies
>Diseases not deadly now such as diarrhea become life threatening if not treated
>Winter would make most of the globe almost impossible to survive on presently
>Travel would be hard, due to lack of calorie intake to supplement long journeys
>Guns would be impractical, loud and run out of ammo fast
>Cars would break down after 3,000 miles due to most people not knowing how to perform maintenance
>Free time would be spent doing nothing, as to conserve energy/keep food rations in stock
>Trauma of losing everyone you know/love would take it's toll
>No purpose to live anymore, depression would set in
>Realization that your life means nothing and you can never escape your dim fate would break morale

#65 to #53 - Krathalos
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Most of those are exaggerations. Let's at least make sense when actually, you know, trying to make sense.
#61 to #53 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
thats not the one i am imagining ****** so stop trying to ruin it :p
#77 to #53 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
28 days later got it right, in that the zombies would eventually starve to death. So really you'd only have to last for a month or two and you're good.
#80 to #77 - hillbillypowpow
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(04/10/2012) [-]
in 28 days later they weren't actually zombies though, they were just rage infected
#88 to #80 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(04/10/2012) [-]
but zombies are decaying flesh and bones, there fore if you were to last say about 6-12 months, depending on environment and season, they would rot to nothing and the zombies would go extinct. However if, for example, it was like the 28 days later and they were human like in skin condition and mind then we're ******.
#90 to #88 - hillbillypowpow
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(04/10/2012) [-]
yeah, it just depends on the type of zombie. like if it was zombies from the zombie survival guide then it would take about 7 years for them to decay
#95 to #90 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to say I haven't read the zombie survival guide. It's true that depending on the zombie it would take longer, and it also depends on what it can do. Everyone thinks they will be the slow dumb/blind ones sort of thing, but there is also possibilities that they could have the intelligence and movements of humans. They could also be like the tank off of left 4 dead or various other zombies that exist in movie/manga/games
#101 to #95 - hillbillypowpow
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(04/10/2012) [-]
exactly. and if you get the chance you should read it
#104 to #101 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(04/10/2012) [-]
so is it in book stores?, if so how much?
#108 to #104 - hillbillypowpow
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(04/10/2012) [-]
yeah. I got it at around eleven dollars
#112 to #108 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(04/10/2012) [-]
thank ya for the heads up. And thank you for your wisdom.
#339 to #101 - thenewneone
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Why so people think zombies would be able to over power the military?
#68 to #53 - freerustrytrombone ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
>Trauma of losing everyone you know/love would take it's toll
I don't get this one
#57 to #53 - rockntroll
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Realization that your life means nothing and you can never escape your dim fate would break morale - Surely this applies to life anyway?
#17 - sammymariee
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I love how everyone thinks that during the apocalypse they're going to be the bad ass survivor, when in reality they're gonna be pissing themselves and begging for death.   
   
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I love how everyone thinks that during the apocalypse they're going to be the bad ass survivor, when in reality they're gonna be pissing themselves and begging for death.

Pic unrelated.
#54 to #17 - nyxie
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Oh my gosh yes, someone finally said it!
Oh my gosh yes, someone finally said it!
#36 to #17 - heartlessrobot
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Pfft, I've got armor fashioned from a metal garbage can, a metal bucket, and sheet metal. I'd like to see zombies bite through that.
#269 - spyked
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#194 - dougrattman **User deleted account**
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#195 to #194 - theugandanhero
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Maybe a bit of both perhaps?
#214 to #195 - mycatthenazi
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(04/10/2012) [-]
whycantwehaveboth.jpg
#223 to #214 - zeronoxaeterna
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Zombies in a Nuclear setting?
#224 to #223 - mycatthenazi
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(04/10/2012) [-]
yes
#226 to #224 - zeronoxaeterna
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Why not S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
It's not that bad though.
#228 to #226 - mycatthenazi
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(04/10/2012) [-]
whell in fallout they have ghouls witch are basically zombies so yea there should be something like that with boobies
#232 to #228 - zeronoxaeterna
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Sheeit. Forgot about Ghouls.


wat
#234 to #232 - mycatthenazi
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(04/10/2012) [-]
there should be flying tits in fallout
#236 to #234 - zeronoxaeterna
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#254 to #236 - mycatthenazi
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(04/10/2012) [-]
dafuq
#216 to #214 - theugandanhero
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Here you go :D
#218 to #216 - mycatthenazi
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Gay Test ** heres a random picture please no ponies
#199 to #194 - thisotherdude
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Agreed, killing all the assholes I hate just for their hats will be great!
#225 to #199 - triggathepirate
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(04/10/2012) [-]
If murder for hats, then you have my bats.
#313 - valabigballs
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Untitled ** my weapon during zombie apocolypse
#325 to #313 - welshash
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**welshash rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at A Royal Guards Punishment (Ponies) ** My face when i see you get mauled by a zombie
#329 to #313 - ultrarobbie
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(04/10/2012) [-]
That must be some powerful anal fluid.
#248 - jorgefuber
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #3836527 at FJ Pony Thread ** who will die first
#249 to #248 - uptightmonkey
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(04/10/2012) [-]
the black guy always dies first...
#241 - justderpin
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(04/10/2012) [-]
The zombie apocalypse will be fun they said.

You won't get shot in the ************* face they said.
#73 - ammastaro
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**ammastaro rolled a random image posted in comment #3532808 at FJ Pony Thread ** <-- My weapon for the zombie apocolypse
#109 to #73 - mcdonald
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Acceptable roll is acceptable.