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E) Status Jil, Checkin
Dalai Lama
A compassionate attitude helps you
communicate more easily with your
fellow human beings. As a result, you
make more genuine friends and the
atmosphere around you is more positive,
which gives you greater Inner strength,
This Inner strength helps you
spontaneously yourself with
others, Instead of eminating only about
yourself.
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Submitted: 04/09/2012
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#3 - DANKNOFAM (04/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah I mean who the **** wants to hear about souls and **** , I want a damn slurpy
User avatar #20 - spoonsnatcher (04/10/2012) [+] (115 replies)
1. go on facebook
2. copy first status you see
3. paste on here
#5 - fitu (04/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Oh, you have a lot of notifications unchecked

You must be a very popular kid.
#166 - gentlewing (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I call fake. OP is not that popular.
#110 - dickwhiskey (04/10/2012) [-]
There's more to life than profits.

Really, like what?

You know, like, slurpees and stuff
User avatar #105 - redwolfradolf (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I like the Dali Lama, I think he's really cool and very intelligent.
I also like Slurpies....
#108 to #105 - justderpin (04/10/2012) [-]
I think Dalai Lama is a pretty cool guy. Eh protests stuff and doesn't afraid of anything.
#10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Didn't know the Dalai Lama had a facebook   
>Go to check it out   
>Holy 						****					 this guy is so wise   
>Buddhists are cool.
>Didn't know the Dalai Lama had a facebook
>Go to check it out
>Holy **** this guy is so wise
>Buddhists are cool.
User avatar #185 - somekornchick ONLINE (04/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Holy **** that's my brother...
User avatar #190 to #185 - bobblobbob (04/10/2012) [-]
What's it like to have the dalai lama as your brother?
#29 - mexii (04/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #124 - supergiggles (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**supergiggles rolled a random comment #107 posted by TheWayneAdams at Bad Luck Luke ** :
Drop whatever you are doing get up and head to any place where you may purchase films.

Walk in and say that you are a worthless human being and have not experienced a good movie in your life. Search the store shouting, "I must face my destiny, or my father will beat me...again!". Once you find the original trilogy, you must purchase it, and while paying you must look the cashier in the eye and say, "Today, I become a man-dolphin". After buying said DVDs, flap your arms and scream in tongues, stopping only to explain that you have never seen star wars, so you can't pretend to be a Tusken Raider,

Once you arrive home, use whatever DVD player you have available to watch A New Hope.

Be amazed as the name of the movie is also a representation of you, as this movie has given you hope, a new hope, that the future will be as awesome as this. Once the movie ends, use your newly learned Tusken Raider scream, so all your neighbours think, "finally, he's watched a new hope, which is ironic because, I lost hope, the hope he would die in a fire, because he had never seen Star Wars."

Now, put in Empire Strikes Back (arguably the best Star Wars). And sit patiently, as you can tell by the name of the film, ****** gonna get good. Lather your self in baby oil as you watch the exploits of young Luke Skywalker. Then slide around on your belly, as Han steals the spotlight. Fist your anus in rage, from Lando's actions. Then squeal like a 6 year-old as Vader produces the most iconic moment in cinema history.

Once you have finished watching that movie, have a rest, go out side, staying in doors watching the TV is bad for you... Who am I kidding? Get back inside and put in Return of the Jedi, and watch in amazement as Luke is finally a Jedi, watch as he does Jedi things. Then builds up to an epic finale to end all finales. Then when the dust is settled, see two familiar faces return to the screen, and some young douche that you have never seen before.
You have just experienced... Love.
my last status update.
User avatar #106 - winners (04/10/2012) [-]
**winners rolled a random comment #10 posted by gbttfk at The Nigger Games ** :
alien vs ******
my last status update
+9
#142 - mrsgttaters **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#17 - destroyoncontact (04/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Just saw the status   
   
"Untangling my earphones"    
   
MFW
Just saw the status

"Untangling my earphones"

MFW
#101 - jimmyprice (04/10/2012) [-]
yfw you realize all those notifications are game request
#59 - syis (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
IMPOSSIBRU!!!

U terrorist scum!!!
User avatar #74 to #59 - waffleofdoom (04/10/2012) [-]
He is a terrorist! It's spelled Slurpee!
User avatar #148 - ShitJustGotReal (04/10/2012) [-]
** *************** rolled a random comment #247 posted by retardedboss at Wedding ** :
Damn it. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day watching scrubs. It's on netflix now.

#133 - shadowhorn (04/10/2012) [-]
**shadowhorn rolled a random comment #57 posted by connorjay at Bad Luck Brian ** :
I've been coming here for years.
So many years.

my status update
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