Yahoo Answers Twilight. Same question, I have been trolling Yahoo answers for years. I am on my fourth account and heres an update for the question from yesterd
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Yahoo Answers Twilight

Same question, I have been trolling Yahoo answers for years. I am on my fourth account and heres an update for the question from yesterday.<br />
By the way, we, Funnyjunk, made that twilight fan cry. Good trolling!<br />
heres the link<br />
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100412021252AAC8Kqo&amp;cp=2

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How do I Control my Excitement for the Twilight Saga:
Eclipse?
Okay, so my parents let me go to the Twilight Saga: Eclipse at Midnight! Woohoo!
But every time I see something to do with twilight, even fake fangs in stores I flippo I
start up and down like an idiot and make a fool of myself. Then I
have to go to my room and scream into my get rid ofthe excitement so my
parents dent scream at me. What do I do to control this excitement?
2 days ago
F Report Abuse
So many people are telling you to kill yourself, dent do it.
Thinking about suicide but you' re not sure if it' s the right thing to do? Here are some
tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourselfes a good choice:
I. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and
do your homework? It' s a sure sign that they dent love you and that they want you to
kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to
do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Dent kid yourself, the message is
clear.
2. If youjust got out ofa bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to
get better; you' re right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop
procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your err will feel guilty for a couple of
dent count on it.
3. Depressed? Dent have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed
and feeling lonely lent normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots nofriends so there
must be something wrong with you. Put the promo away, what you need is rat poison.
it Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate offodd in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live
with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.
5. Flunked out of college? Dent know algebra? Here' s a question you should knowone
answer's: Flunked out of college + Dent know algebra = Time for . Chances are
you still dent knowone answer, so here' s a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in
unhide'.
e. Trafficker? Sometimes bad leek lent a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in
trams for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you' re a viking you' ll be going to
Valhalla. Then again, you' re probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the
next best thing.
it Telemarketers keep calling? It' s hang yourselfkill to get rid ofa
telemarketer, am I wrong? If you' re lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope.
After all, you dent want to die letting people think you werent frugal.
8. Flu? You realize that there' s no cure forms flu, right? Well, no cure that doesnt
involve painting the wall with your brains.
9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?
ID. College application get rejected? Take the hint.
Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought,
why bother? Nobody will read it.
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